Chapter Eighty-Nine: Auntie, Don't Be Like This, It's Broken!
"Huh? Are you sure? Robin? The two bastards who could tell the difference were both delighted.
"Well, he's not anything ordinary, let's go find him!" After greeting the two guardian knights, Robin took the lead and walked towards the hillside,
"Wait for me, Robin-chan!" Sanji chased after him with a heart in his eyes.
"Cut, color cook!" Planck spat at the mouth of the mouth and immediately followed.
"I don't know if you have heard a legend, or it can be said to be a story, that is, a long time ago there was a strange man in a small town, and the villagers thought he was strange and refused to take him in, and finally he brought the whole village to sleep." Robin asked with an inexplicable smile on his face. "What do you mean? Is this legend true? How old does that dwarf have to live? Planck, who heard Robin's story, immediately thought of a terrible fact.
"You're right or not, the key is not that strange person, but the strange thing in his hand!" Robin looked at the two fools with blank faces and nodded meaningfully.
"Not people, but things?" Planck touched his chin in contemplation, as if he had grasped something.
As the three of them discussed the cloaked man as they walked, a black cloak horn dragging on the ground appeared on the high mountain not far away. "Damn, these bastards actually came here, the situation is a little bad! But the three of you dare to come to me for trouble, really because I'm muddy? The dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, the rabbit bites in a hurry, not to mention that the old man has been a glorious thousand-year-old dragon reserve for 500 years, are you bastards ready to accept the old man's wrath? After venting his anger, the black-clothed horn disappeared into the bushes on the high mountain.
Unbeknownst to the Planck trio, the trio were already hunting them in the jungle. But even if they knew, they probably wouldn't care, and it was still unknown who would be the prey in this safari.
"Here we are, here it is!" Pointing to a cave in front of him, Robin said expectantly to Planck and Sanji. "Really? Is this the monster's lair? Robin-chan, you're waiting for your most loyal knight to slay the dragon and return heroically! Sanji, who had long been annoyed by Planck and Robin's pantomime conversation along the way, raised an eyebrow, rolled up his sleeves and rushed into the cave. Planck can knead the bastard who is round and flattened at will, and I Sanji is not ready to be caught? With the inexplicable pleasure of his 100-level tuba entering the 10-level novice village, Sanji also lit a cigarette with a relaxed face. Did this idiot just go in so casually? Looking at Sanji's relaxed expression, Planck gritted his teeth helplessly and chased after him. However, the moment Planck rushed into the cave, an inexplicable sense of crisis flooded into his heart. Planck, who hastily stopped his advance, narrowly avoided the familiar black leather shoes in front of him. "Bastard curl your eyebrows, are you crazy?" Looking at Sanji, half of his body hidden in the cave, Planck roared angrily. "No, he's not crazy, he's just involuntarily! Wha, the old man will let you taste the betrayal of your companions! Planck responded with a familiar voice.
"I see! It's you cowardly bastard! Finally stop running? Planck teased with a playful face when he understood the identity of the visitor.
"Bastard, is the old man running away? That's a strategic turnaround, and now the old man is going to come back? The opposite side was obviously poked in the sore spot by Planck, and he defended his strategic intentions like thunder.
"Oh? Is it? Then you have a kind of don't run this time! Planck, who sensed that the other party was angered by himself, immediately bypassed Sanji in front of him and rushed towards the source of the sound. The truth that shoots a man first shoots a horse, and a thief captures the king first, Planck still knows. However, the sound of breaking the air behind his head told him that things were not so simple. "Bastard, do you really have to deal with you first?" Planck, who flashed Sanji's kick, helplessly faced his former comrades. "Hahaha, you still want to sneak attack the old man, you can play by yourself!" The cloaked man, who realized that he had just been almost beaten, hurriedly put down a cruel word and disappeared in place. "Robin, I'll hold Sanji, you go and educate that disobedient bastard, remember to be careful, don't be like this stupid!" Dodging Sanji's whip leg again, Planck, who was worried about Luffy and others, had no choice but to let Robin go to danger alone, after all, they were unpredictable whether Luffy and others were in danger or not, so they could only try to speed up the pace and end the battle before sunset. Robin, who understood the seriousness of the matter, nodded and walked around vigilantly from the side, but Sanji, whose eyes were flushed, did not make a single extra move, allowing Robin to pass. "Bastard, do you have to follow your own broken knightly path even if you lose consciousness? That old dwarf miscalculated, hehe! Looking at the blackened and crazy Sanji on the other side, Planck couldn't help laughing, but when Robin disappeared in the cave, Planck's smile gradually cooled, "However, in order to ensure Robin's safety, I still have to beat you up early, I have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, you curl your eyebrows, let you be courteous with my lovely Robin sauce again, Lao Tzu has endured you for a long time!" As soon as he finished speaking, Planck did not hesitate to rush towards his former companion Sanji. Sure enough, he is the kind of bastard who stabs his friends in both ribs and women twice! The two people in the same boat, who had long been familiar with each other's methods, finally collided with each other's fists and feet.
Compared with the war outside the cave, the situation in the cave gradually became awkward as Robin curiously watched the ancient murals all the way to the end of the cave. "Poof! How did you woman get in? Has my right-hand man been defeated? The cloaked man, who was drinking tea alone and listening to the rumbling fights outside, asked with a surprised look on his face when he saw Robin. Oh? He's notoriously pitying! Never shoot at a woman! Thinking of Sanji's nymphomaniac appearance, Robin couldn't help but laugh. Woman, don't be rampant, the old man is very powerful, I am so angry that even I am afraid of myself, give you a way to live, you go and run for your life! Looking at Robin's cloak with a smile on his face, the man said with a fierce stubble. Oh? Is it? Then please don't be polite, anger will also let me see for a long time! "I complained about Planck's gradually awakening poisonous tongue attribute Robin's face, I was so afraid that it stimulated the short dwarf opposite." Bastard! Dream Modification! The enraged cloaked man angrily took out an animal apparatus resembling a seahorse from under the cloak and pointed it at Robin, who was smiling. It's you who is waiting, the second round of flowers blooms * bends! As soon as Robin saw the red-eyed seahorse looking at him, he did not hesitate to activate his fruit ability, twisting the seahorse to stare at the cloak man, and firmly grasped the seahorse's body. A freckled little boy crawled out of his wide cloak with a panicked face, and then rushed out of the cave with a shout.
However, Robin didn't chase the so-called cloaked man, but looked at the seahorse on the ground with a smile, "Okay, how long do you have to pretend?" "You can recognize me?" The hippocampus, whose face was sweating profusely, said with a stiff expression. "I can read the stone tablet on the side of the road!" Robin returned with a smile on his face. "I see, you can understand those strange words! The old man was unjustly defeated! "The seahorse twisted his head to one side as if appointed, with an expression of righteousness that wanted to kill or chop a random martyr." Oh? Is it? Then we can talk about our business! Looking at the skin-like seahorse on the ground, Robin moved his hands and feet, and walked towards the seahorse with a smile on his face, "Let you taste Planck's exclusive massage service service service service, thirty rounds of flowers * divided into muscles and bones." “
Then the cave echoed for a long time with the tears of the hearers and the sad howls of the seekers, "Ya Butterfly!! ”