Zhou Jiufeng agreed simply, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was inappropriate.

"Isn't it a bit too hasty to set off tomorrow?" Zhou Jiufeng said.

In the middle of a long journey, you have to prepare several sets of clothes and food, not to mention anything else.

She looked at the city lord, "My lord, aren't you being bullied and in a hurry to bring people back to the field?"

"Get out", the city lord rolled his eyes, "The middle wilderness is not far away, you pass through the door of the back kitchen of Xunwei Zhai, and the middle wilderness will arrive." ”

"What?!" Zhou Jiufeng was stunned, a little confused, "Do you know the door of Xunwei Zhai?"

The city lord didn't bother to explain, so he asked her to wait for the rest of her life to come back and take her to the door for a turn.

It just so happens that the city lord will go back to Yangzhou to have a look in a while, and they can go over together.

Speaking of the rest of his life, there was a sound of the donkey "Ang Ang" screaming and resisting outside the inn, at first it was only a small voice, and then it became louder and louder.

Zhou Jiufeng went out and stood on the steps, and saw Yu Sheng dragging a donkey leg in his left hand, about to go up the stone bridge.

Mao Mao in the back resolutely did not step on his legs, so three legs and a donkey's butt dragged a trace on the ground at a very strange angle.

"Yo, Shopkeeper Yu, what are you doing here?" Zhou Jiufeng looked at in surprise.

"Slaughter the donkey!" Yu Sheng said firmly.

"Ang, Ang", Mao Mao screamed even worse, and began to roll after getting on the stone bridge, but its strength was not the opponent for the rest of his life.

Ignoring it for the rest of his life, he still dragged it: "Yo, Sister Feng, I haven't seen you for a few months, why are you fat again?"

He glanced at the horse tied to the door again: "No wonder this horse is getting thinner and thinner, and he dared to be tortured by you." ”

This is already the third person to say that she is fat.

Zhou Jiufeng said unhappily: "What's wrong with me being fat, I'm fat and eating your food?"

"Hey", the rest of your life, "Don't say it, you really haven't eaten our family's meal, wait for me to go back and check the account books." ”

"Uh", the tried and tested tricks didn't work here for the rest of his life, Zhou Jiufeng could only say: "That's paid." ”

"Paying for my family's food is also eaten. While Yu Sheng was talking, he had already dragged Mao Mao to the front of the inn.

He looked Zhou Jiufeng up and down, "Sister Feng, you are also weird, how can you grow meat and not anything else?"

It's said that fat people have big breasts.

Zhou Jiufeng thought that the rest of her life said that she only grew flesh, not heart, so she simply ignored him.

"Why did Mao Mao offend you and toss it so much?" Zhou Jiufeng asked.

"It's offended me in more places. Yu Sheng dragged it up the steps, "Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground, how about it, taste it?"

Zhou Jiufeng knew that he was joking for the rest of his life.

"Donkey meat is enough, I want to taste dragon meat. She looked the rest of her life up and down, licking her lips by the way.

"Huh", Yu Sheng shuddered, "Okay, I treat you as a brother, but you want to eat me!"

"It's a brute!" the rest of his life felt bored, and made someone laugh a few times.

"Haha, hahaha", Zhou Jiufeng really laughed and covered Maomao's screams.

Maomao glanced at her resentfully, it was it that was slaughtered, it was calling for help, what are you shouting.

Luckily, though, its donkey bark worked.

For the rest of his life, he dragged it to the backyard and was ready to clean it up, but he had no sense of existence in the middle of the wilderness, and the self-dog who stayed in the salted fish inn all day came out of the back kitchen.

"Keep the donkey under your hands!" shouted the dog.

With that, he looked around and made sure Maomao's mother wasn't there.

The rest of his life has not started to clean up, hearing this, he raised his head.

Zi Dog said: "Although I don't want to admit it, this stupid donkey is indeed my son, I can't see death without saving it." ”

"Whatever you want, I'll clean it up, and I won't really kill it. Yu Sheng said.

Zi Dog suddenly glared at Mao Mao, "This stupid donkey, what is it calling, scare me, don't say it's my son when you go out in the future!"

"I'm back at the Salted Fish Inn. The dog turned away on his own.

"Ang, Ang", Mao Mao barked again, seeing that the dog ignored him, he secretly made up his mind, and after escaping, he went to the city lord's mansion to find his mother.

Yu Sheng tied up the hair, turned his stomach to the sky, turned around and began to look for something.

The city lord came out and hurriedly asked Zhou Jiufeng to persuade him, "What are you doing here, simply clean it up, and let it have a long memory." ”

"No, you have to be ruthless. "For the rest of my life, I went to the room of Datongpu and took out three dragon's whiskers.

The city lord rolled her eyes, she thought it was a board, but it turned out to be a tickle, and turned around and went back to the lobby to sit.

Soon, Maomao's crying and laughing voices sounded in the courtyard.

Pork Jiu, who was passing by, couldn't help but poke his head in: "What are you killing Xiaoyuer, don't you want to rob me of my pig-killing business?"

The farce ends when lunch is ready.

A table of dishes, strange only made a self-created dish this time, "Wine-stuffed radish skin, shopkeeper, you taste it." ”

The rest of my life was almost flashed by the waist,

"What!" he looked strange, "didn't you change your surname to Li?"

"Why did you change your surname to Li?" strange and inexplicable, "but I have never had a surname, and my surname Li is not bad." ”

"You might as well have the surname Hu Mu, according to the rules of human beings, you have to marry with my surname. Hu Muyuan said.

"Is Mother Hu weird?" Zhou Jiufeng, who was rubbing rice, raised his head and stuffed a mouthful of food, "Who is Mother Hu?" ”

"You can't eat with your mouth. The city lord told her to shut up, and it was still good to be weird, and he didn't tell the rest of her life that she was drinking.

The city lord urged the monster to untie the plate quickly, she couldn't wait to try the wine-brewed radish skin, the focus was on the wine-brewed.

He also wanted to try this legendary dish for the rest of his life, and he had been curious about its taste for a long time.

"You're exempt. Yu Sheng took the hand of the little aunt who was about to pick up the vegetables, "I'll taste it for you." ”

"Why! I can't eat food?" the little aunt narrowed her eyes and looked at the rest of her life fiercely.

"Don't think I don't know, you're not eating, you want to taste wine. Yu Sheng said.

Zhou Jiufeng buried his head in eating, glad that he had never taken the blame.

Looking at the immobility of the rest of his life under the fierce gaze of the city lord now, you know how firm his determination is to not let the city lord drink.

The city lord had no choice but to change his strategy.

She pursed her lips, blinked her eyes, and said in a very well-behaved tone, "I just want to taste that dish, and it's all in one bite." ”

With that, he raised an index finger.

"Okay, then I'll instigate the wine in the dish and leave the dish to you. Yu Sheng said.

"Disgusting", the little aunt gave the rest of her life a kick.

At this time, she thought of Zhou Jiufeng's idea.

After taking a bite of other dishes, she threw away her chopsticks, gasped, and covered her stomach with her hands.

"What's wrong?" Yu Sheng looked at her nervously.

"If you have an upset stomach, you may be drinking but you can't get it, and the wine worm has brought your daughter to make trouble. The city lord said.

The rest of her life looked at her helplessly, her lies and performances could be so clumsy, if she had been put aside in her previous life, she would definitely win the award slam.

"Don't pretend, you're not convincing at all, at least you have to pretend I'm trying to perform. Yu Sheng said.

In that case, even if the acting skills are not good, there is a reason to wash the floor.

Now this distracting performance, I have to demolish her for the rest of my life.

Zhou Jiufeng supported his forehead.

It is said that she has been stupid for three years when she is pregnant, and sure enough, now the city lord can't even lie, and she has blinded her clever plan.

She could only continue to bury her head in the meal and gagged herself with the rice so as not to laugh.

But in the end, I couldn't help it, and I laughed out loud.

Seeing that he couldn't deceive the rest of his life, he heard Zhou Jiufeng's laughter again, the city lord sat up straight and returned to the majesty of the city lord, "She taught me this method." ”

"I know!" Yu Sheng put a few big pig's trotters in front of Zhou Jiufeng, "Come on, Sister Feng, gain ten pounds more." ”

Zhou Jiufeng was stunned, looked at the big pig's trotters, and wanted to eat, but after thinking about it, "ten more pounds fatter", he didn't want to eat it.

Wandering and hesitating for a long time, Zhou Jiufeng grabbed the big pig's trotters and said fiercely to the rest of his life: "I hate you!"