Chapter Eighty-Five: See Once, Hit Once
I only heard the man pretend to say: "Oh, I'm really sorry, I didn't notice it for a while, I hit the lady, I don't know if the lady was injured?" ”
When Lu Qinghuan heard the disgusting voice, he suddenly realized in his heart, put on his hat and got out of the car, and did not get out of the car, but only stood on the wheel, and smiled at the people in the carriage next to him: "I don't know if this Lang Jun has a perspective or a special ability, and he can even know that there is a lady sitting in it through the carriage?" If it weren't for the old-fashioned trick of accosting, everyone would just think you did it on purpose! ”
The collision between the two cars just now, and it was on the street where people came and went, which immediately attracted passers-by to watch, Lu Qinghuan deliberately raised his voice when he spoke, and all the people present heard it clearly, and they were immediately amused by her words.
Everyone knows that it is impossible for people to have clairvoyance or special abilities, and this Lang Jun must have done it on purpose.
The sharp-eyed saw Yang Erlang's identity, and bit his ear with the person next to him, but after half a cup of tea, the onlookers present all knew that Yang Erlang deliberately hit someone's car in order to talk to other people's girls, and was ridiculed by others.
Yang Erlang is usually thick-skinned, and he is completely ignored by everyone, looking at the beautiful appearance of the sky faintly visible under Lu Qinghuan's hat, he felt **** in his heart, and he thought that he was dashing and brushed his sideburns, and said: "Lu Wuniang forgive me, but I heard that Aya has sent an iceman to Lu Mansion to propose marriage, and I am very eager to do such a reckless thing because I can't be reserved, please forgive Lu Wuniang!" ”
Shameless! Lu Qinghuan secretly felt that he was shameless compared to him, it was too much worse, so he immediately gave up, pinched the fist in his sleeve, smiled coldly, and said: "Oh, it turns out that Yang Erlang said this matter, but you may not know yet, Ah Mei is not feeling well today, and I Ah Ya said that it will take some time to discuss marriage, it seems that Yang Erlang is in vain." ”
The smile on Yang Erlang's face changed slightly, he didn't expect Lu Qinghuan to open his eyes and say nonsense, and he would mention her kiss and directly say that it was Lu Yuge.
Thinking of Lu Yuge's cheesy makeup, Yang Erlang was a little tired, and what kept flashing in his mind was Lu Qinghuan's beautiful and fragrant appearance under the old plum tree that day.
He knew that Lu Qinghuan would not marry him so easily, so he put pressure on Lu Jinyan, who knew that she didn't even listen to Lu Jinyan's words. Yang Erlang squinted his eyes, secretly thinking in his heart, whether to come to a prelude first, and then she will have to marry if she doesn't marry!
Yang Erlang has always been a man of action, and when he thought about it like this, the treacherous plan immediately came to mind, and he pretended to be surprised and asked, "Qi Niang is sick?" Why haven't you heard of it? ”
"It's sick, and it's a little sick." Lu Qinghuan responded to his words.
"Ahh Yang Erlang's face was full of worry, and he hurriedly said, "Can you take me to take a look?" ”
"Wow!"
Lu Qinghuan agreed very happily, almost making Yang Erlang think that he was hallucinating, and he had to swallow back a lot of excuses in his mouth.
said that he wanted to take Yang Erlang to Lu Mansion, Lu Qinghuan transferred from his carriage to Yang Erlang's car, and instructed the coachman to go to Pei Yuan first to resume his life.
Seeing Lu Qinghuan get into his car defenselessly, Yang Erlang was overjoyed, and he made a gentleman's attitude on his face, sat in the corner of the carriage, and said to Lu Qinghuan: "Then there is a lady Lao." ”
After walking for a while, Lu Qinghuan felt that something was wrong.
She travels back and forth on this road every day, and she is already familiar with the route to Lufu, even if she is sitting in the carriage, she can clearly know where she is.
But just now, when it was supposed to be a bend, the carriage did not turn, but drove straight over.
These days, she walks around with Pei Yuan every day, and she is also very familiar with Ming County, and she can almost judge that the place where this carriage takes her is in the direction of the south of the city.
To the south of the city is a large area of private residences, which few people pass by except for the people who live there.
As there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road, Yang Erlang's appearance of sitting in danger just now also collapsed, with a treacherous smile on his face, staring at Lu Qinghuan unscrupulously.
Lu Qinghuan felt Yang Erlang's gaze, raised his lips and chuckled, then lifted the hat on his head and hooked his finger at Yang Erlang: "Erlang, come here." ”
Yang Erlang was almost overjoyed by Lu Qinghuan's sudden enthusiasm, and he didn't care that he hadn't reached his destination yet, so he called: "Stop." ”
The coachman who was driving outside was accustomed to seeing Yang Erlang like this, and he also knew that he would sometimes do some ** things on the road to increase the fun, so he stopped the carriage very wisely, got out of the car and exited the distance, so as not to disturb the elegance in the carriage.
When he was sure that it was okay, Yang Erlang rushed towards Lu Qinghuan with a anxious face, but unfortunately before he could get close, he was hit by her fist, and the severe pain made him exhale in pain: "Ah...... Hmmm......"
The screaming came to an abrupt end.
After Lu Qinghuan punched Yang Erlang's nose, he ripped off the scarf on the hat and stuffed it into his mouth, and the movements were coherent and in one go, so that his screams had stopped before they could be heard, like a wild duck that had been pinched by someone's neck.
Lu Qinghuan took advantage of Yang Erlang's efforts to cover his nose, and quickly untied his belt to wrap his hands together, and then rounded his fist and beat him violently, not forgetting to pick his face and hand, and said while beating: "See if you dare to mess with flowers and grass everywhere!" Let's see if you dare to propose to me! I'll beat you Yang Erlang into a pig's head three today! ”
For a moment, the carriage shook violently, and from time to time it made a "uh-huh...... Ahhhh......h The strange sound of "woo ......" made the coachman, who was already strange, inevitably a little strange.
Although it was strange, the coachman didn't get closer, but secretly felt sorry for the lady who was deceived into the car by his own husband.
The ladies in Ming County only know that Yang Dalang is suave and likes to be merciful with flowers, but they don't know that it is this seemingly gentle Yang Erlang Jun who really destroys flowers with spicy hands.
He sighed, looked at the sky with his eyes, and said in his heart: Looking at this posture, I don't know if this delicate and weak lady can afford to toss......
After touching a stick of incense, Lu Qinghuan was also a little tired, shook his numb hand, sat back on the carriage bench, and stepped on Yang Erlang, who was lying down, "How is it, have you tasted the power of the old lady?" ”
Yang Erlang couldn't see his original appearance at this time, his whole face was swollen like a roasted pig's head, and it was still shiny, two tears flowed from his eyelids that were squinted together, and his mouth could only make a whining sound because he was stuffed with a gauze scarf, and the saliva that he couldn't swallow also flowed out, not to mention how disgusting it looked.
Hearing Lu Qinghuan's question, Yang Erlang dared to refute, although he hated her fiercely, he also knew that he couldn't beat her, so he had to nod his head and say that he knew.
Lu Qinghuan sneered, "If you don't immediately send someone to the Lu Mansion today to cancel the family affair, I will see you once and beat you once!" ”