Chapter Ninety-Four: Frolic
Zhuo Ling'er looked at the two heads that were almost buried in the plate, and really wanted to pretend not to know. And the high stacked plates on the table have become a beautiful scenery in the Drunken Immortal Residence, whether it is the diners who have just come in or the people who are about to check out and leave, they all cast eager eyes.
"I said you two, can you eat more elegantly!" Zhuo Linger covered half of her face with a silk handkerchief and scolded in a low voice.
Hearing this, Ayin raised her head from the plate, holding half a pigeon leg in her mouth, holding a piece of burnt meat in each hand, and looking at Zhuo Ling'er with excitement and satisfaction with an oily face, Zhuo Ling'er rolled her eyes silently, she felt that since she knew these two goods, she had become a firecracker, and she wanted to explode all the time.
Zhuo Ling'er decided to be out of sight and turned her gaze to the hall.
The Drunken Immortal Residence is divided into two floors, and the three of Zhuo Ling'er happened to be sitting on the table on the second floor near the railing, and as soon as Zhuo Ling'er lowered her head, the entire hall was in full view. Zhuo Ling'er just sighed at the image of the two foodies, and at this moment she noticed that in the entire Drunken Immortal Residence, more than half of the people were carrying weapons, although everyone was smiling, but the cold sword made people feel a little chill for no reason.
"With so many people in the rivers and lakes, there won't be anything big going on!" Zhuo Ling'er pinched her handkerchief, and her autumn-like eyes dangled nervously in the crowd. Look unintentional, suffer intentionally. What's more, Zhuo Ling'er is still a beauty, so affectionately flattering, all the men in the hall suddenly want to move.
"Hey, did you see that beauty on the second floor, she has seen me a few times!" A man in a short coat, brushing his beard on his cheeks, said with a squint.
Another man at the same table, with two hooks behind him, in his early thirties, thick eyebrows, big eyes, square face, a scar from the corner of the left eyebrow to the corner of the mouth, the muscles of the cheeks will involuntarily tremble when he speaks.
"Hmph, just you, don't pee and look like yourself, can that beauty take a fancy to you? Don't be so poor, drink and drink! ”
The man in the short coat laughed twice, raised the bowl and raised his head to dry, shouting in a thick voice, "Hey, little lady upstairs, my brother said that you don't like me, then I want to ask, since you don't look down on me, why are you so flattering to me!" ”
The man in the short coat was already five big and three thick, and his voice was even louder, but now he straddled the chair with one leg, pointing at Zhuo Ling'er and shouting, the entire hall was suddenly silent, and everyone's eyes shot over in unison.
Zhuo Linger didn't know who he was talking about, and looked over in confusion. The beautiful face was immediately revealed in front of everyone, and the people who hadn't noticed it immediately followed suit.
"I said, brother, how can you be so sure that this young lady is looking at you?" The man dressed in white and holding a folding fan closed the fan quite elegantly, and saluted Zhuo Ling'er with a fist, "Xiaosheng Meng Jiang, dare to ask Miss's name?" ”
"Go, go, Lao Tzu hates you people the most!" The man with the double hook on his back slapped the table and stood up, pointed at Zhuo Ling'er and shouted: "Hey, it's just you, don't look at it, you can tell me why you keep staring at my brother!" ”
Zhuo Ling'er realized at this moment that what these big men were talking about was actually herself. Then he looked at the rough man in a short coat, with vigorous and messy hair on his chest, and he was grinning and showing his yellow teeth. Zhuo Ling'er couldn't stand it anymore, and covered her mouth with a silk handkerchief and leaned on the railing and retched.
The man in white with a folding fan in his hand nodded his palms amusedly, and said happily: "Some toads want to eat swan meat, and they don't look at what they look like, and they even brazenly say that the young lady is staring at him." If that young lady really stared at him, she wouldn't have vomited all the overnight meal! ”
Everyone immediately burst into laughter, the man in the short coat was a straight-hearted person, although he was lustful, he didn't want to suffer this grievance for no reason, not to mention that they would have to attend Old Man Ji's birthday banquet next, if they lost face today, the birthday banquet would definitely be looked down upon.
"Hmph, you don't wronged people there, I want to see today, is it me Wu Laosan who wronged this little lady, or this woman is playing Laozi!" The man who called himself Wu Laosan kicked away the chair behind him and strode up the stairs.
Someone behind him sighed, "Wu Laosan? Could it be that this is Wu Laosan, who is known as the invincible two-fisted Wu Laosan? I heard that his two fists can even kill a black bear! It's too bad now, I'm afraid this little beauty will not be able to escape the poison! ”
The man in white wanted to be a hero to save the beauty, but as soon as he heard everyone talk about Wu Laosan's skills, he immediately stopped, no matter how good the beauty was, he couldn't lose his life because of it, and he didn't plan to be a merry man who died under the peony flower.
Li Jiang and Ayin were holding their stomachs and burping, and the table in front of them was beaten to pieces by a punch. Ah Yin covered his small chest and looked at Wu Laosan blankly, and asked half-loudly: "Third Senior Brother, is he afraid that we won't be able to pay the silver?" ”
Li Jiang rubbed his stomach and burped again, and then he glanced at Ayin, "You idiot, you are here to kick the gym!" ”
"Kick the gym?" Ah Yin looked left and right, and immediately got up from the chair, "Third Senior Brother, this is not our territory, he wants to kick the hall, we can't stop him!" ”
Li Jiang nodded and responded, "What Ayin said is very true, senior brother told us not to make trouble, in this case, it is not good for us to 'draw a sword to help when the road is uneven', tsk, it's a pity, we can't be heroes again!" ”
"Hero?" Ayin sighed regretfully, "Yes, it's a pity! ”
Wu Laosan listened to the other party's vernacular, and shouted angrily, "What are you farting!" Is Wu Laosan stupid? ”
"You said it yourself!" Ah Yin and Li Jiang spread their hands at the same time, looking like they didn't care about my business. Wu Laosan was angry, pushed Ah Yin away, and directly lifted Zhuo Ling'er, who was holding on to the railing and vomiting darkly, with a hand like an iron tong.
Zhuo Linger thought it was Ayin, frowned and turned back and was about to speak, Wu Laosan's dark and rugged face poked over, and the smell of wine mixed with the smell of sweat came to her face, only choking Zhuo Linger couldn't hold back anymore, and spit out again with a "wow".
When she spit out, she directly sat down with the mocking words of the man in white just now, and everyone downstairs laughed louder and louder.
"Ahh Wu Laosan was so angry that he wanted to crush her, where did he still have the heart to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and raised his fist to fight. A strong wind suddenly hit the side, Wu Laosan was already dizzy, and he didn't dodge, only felt a pain in the left side of his face, and when he looked up again, the person in his hand had already changed directions.
Li Jiang pushed Zhuo Ling'er to Ayin, his chubby body blocked in front of the two, hugged his fists, and asked with a smile, "This brother, you smashed the table without saying anything and wanted to arrest people, even if you want someone's life, you have to give a reason!" ”
"Hmph, if you want the reason, okay, then my brother can't suffer this!" There was a rough shout behind him, Li Jiang and Ah Yin turned around in unison, and saw a man standing three steps away with double hooks on his back, and the muscles on his left cheek trembled slightly because of the action just now.
Li Jiang secretly said in his heart, this is bad, there is still a few chances of winning one-on-one, how can this be good. No, if you can't fight, it's better to have a civil fight, and maybe you can get out of the way. Li Jiang was just about to open his mouth to ease the tense atmosphere, but Ah Yin suddenly covered his stomach and giggled.
"Third and third senior brothers, look at it, the things this person is carrying are like iron pegs that don't look like a donkey, hahahaha, someone actually uses this kind of weapon, it's ridiculous, it's ridiculous!"
Li Jiang looked at the other party's face that darkened instantly, and only two words floated through his mind, "It's over!" ”