Mrs. Chu is capable! Turning around, she can find a "gang" without leaving home. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Two women and a man followed their aunt into the house. (Changed Ha, two men and one woman replaced two women and one man).

Old Lady Chu's posture of half-leaning on the sofa did not delay her from showing a pious expression.

"Dare to ask where the great immortals are?"

The aunt took a step forward, laughed until she showed a big silver tooth inside, and her face was like a chrysanthemum, and she answered for the two women and one man first:

"Sister, they came from Guizhou. I just finished asking, hehe. ”

Mrs. Chu was quite stylish, and she deliberately said a few polite words.

She nodded to a few people, pointed to the sofa opposite, and said:

"Don't see the big fairies, look at my bones, I am far away. Don't blame it, don't blame it. ”

Not to mention that the two women and one man stood dumbfounded in front of the three-story small western-style building, and did not mention that their legs and stomachs trembled when they saw the sentry, just that after entering the house, they saw all the furnishings in the house, plus the marble floor where they had to change their shoes, they were a little restrained but had to hold on.

If you don't say that people are ignorant, let alone correct scientific analysis, then you really don't have to make sense when you look at people in your thinking.

The "Great Immortals" obviously didn't have a fairy aura on their bodies, but whether it was Mrs. Chu or Auntie, they almost nodded and bowed to invite them to be guests.

The "Great Fairies" are obviously wearing the most ordinary striped black cotton shoes, one of the middle-aged women wearing a safflower cotton jacket is considered an alternative, and the remaining two are the most rustic peasant images in the eighties from the perspective of dress.

The "Great Immortals" obviously said that they were from Guizhou, but they could speak Northeast dialect with one mouth, and they were obviously engaged in the set of "foreign monks chanting scriptures", and the old lady Chu and her aunt were as if they hadn't found out!

The middle-aged woman in the saffron padded jacket sat down first, her eyes swept and she was the first to speak, while the other two rolled their eyes to observe the room.

The aunt secretly glanced at the old lady Chu, and the old lady understood, ah, it seems that this is the "great god"!

"Auntie, you're welcome. Although the majority of the ordinary people who come to me to see real or false diseases are in the background, my niece and I have traveled from south to north to see doctors for dignitaries and dignitaries, solve disasters, and there are not a few people who are born in exorcism.

Your niece has been in a situation like this.

Our body is weak, and we have to welcome our sick body, which is unreasonable.

My immortal family is in the mountain for self-cultivation, and when I get out of the hole, I will be famous for the four seas. They understand!

Don't hide it from the eldest lady, just look at your face and know that we have a fate, ordinary people, the fairy family doesn't show it! ”

Mrs. Chu was happy:

"Good! Good! At that moment, I will trouble a few people to take a good look. I'm old, I'm old, what's really sick and sick, living a day is a day for nothing.

Mainly let you see if there is anything to pay attention to in my house, and be careful. In addition, my eldest grandson has also reached the age of marrying a daughter-in-law, so let's see what kind of husband he can prosper! ”

The old lady also kept an eye on it, and before she spoke, she didn't forget to remind herself: talk less, don't say anything wrong, and see if they have real skills!

When the middle-aged woman in a safflower cotton jacket took a cup of water, she glanced at the photos placed in the cabinet in the living room of the Chu family again.

She looked down and blinked a few times, a military family, it seems that more than one or two are soldiers!

When he stood up again, he nodded to a man who came with him, this is a tacit understanding between the two, which means that it is almost time to start.

And the aunt said enthusiastically: "It's strangely cold, drink some hot water, smoke two cigarettes, don't worry, don't worry!" ”

She was holding a big cigarette pouch by herself, reluctant to move the cigarettes placed in the tea tray on the coffee table, but she couldn't be generous, she grabbed it directly, and grabbed it and divided three boxes.

Chinese cigarettes, eight or eight years ago, its status as a "special tobacco", consumers could not buy it in the market, it can be seen that it is "expensive"!

……

The two "immortals" of the jumping god took the lead.

A man and a woman matched, the female "god" changed her clothes, took out the guy from the package, wearing a crown and a robe, and the nearly fifty-year-old man held a drum and a whip, which were the two gods and belonged to the "assistant" of the god.

Immediately, the atmosphere in this room was different.

Old Mrs. Chu and her aunt's faces were pious and serious, and the fortune teller woman who was sitting on the side waiting for the eight characters to be approved was also relaxed, and she lit a cigarette and squinted cross-legged.

The great god raised his chin, and the man of the second great god immediately lit a handful of incense and inserted it in the incense burner, and pressed a piece of big red paper that had been prepared under the incense burner, and the red paper was densely filled with words.

Mrs. Chu squeezed her eyes vigorously at her aunt, and her aunt trotted out twenty yuan and put it on to press the hall. That's all to watch!

The two old ladies are very good at Taoism, and they both understand it!

The living room began to be noisy, and the old lady Chu forgot that her back hurt, she turned her head from half-up, turned sideways, and looked intently at "please God".

The drums and whips of the two gods of the assistant man were thumped, and the minor tune of the lyrics of the gods was also sung along with the drums:

"Hey...... Hey oops...... A little more incense, the drum sounded all over the sky, and the drum sounded to pass the letter ......"

The god who was wearing a crown and a robe also made simultaneous movements.

She began to light cigarettes, Chinese cigarettes, and smoked them one after the other, and as the drum beat her slippers grew little by little.

"Hey...... The drum beats and the two passes down the mountain! The drum sounded three links, and the old fairy family came to the front of the hall, belch, hey, hey! ”

A handful of incense from the incense burner in the living room smoked thickly, and with the sound of drums and singing, I looked at it intently, and then looked at the great god sitting on the bench in the middle of the room.

The "great god" was dressed in strange clothes, with a cigarette in her mouth, and a cigarette butt on the marble floor, her facial features were in the smoke, and her feet were no longer little by little, but the speed was accelerating, and the toes of both feet were crackling and clicking at the same time, and the frequency was so fast that people without special training could not do it.

The two gods saw that the "great god" was coming to God, and they were excited, this is the immortal family is about to possess him, he began to beat the drum and play the whip while singing and turning in circles, singing louder and louder, and speaking faster and faster:

"Beat the drum and pass the letter! The drum beats and the two passes down the mountain! The drum sounded three links, and the old fairy family came to the front of the hall, belch, hey, hey! ”

The great god is even more unusual this time, not only does her feet keep tapping, but the hands that were originally placed on her thighs also gradually clapped with the drums, and the "pop" slap sound resounded in the living room.

I saw that her whole body suddenly trembled, her teeth clenched and she looked pained, her eyes were slightly closed, and the bones of her whole body made a chaotic sound with the trembling.

Mrs. Chu unconsciously reached out to grab her aunt to support her, hoping that her "well-informed" sister would give her a strong courage.

"Great Shen'er" twitched more and more, this time not only her whole body trembled, but she couldn't hold a cigarette in her mouth, and her lips trembled.

"Great Shen'er" muttered in her mouth, chanted words, seemed to sing, she began to stretch out her arms and twist her waist, a series of various behaviors, the frightened old lady Chu's eyes widened, and the frightened aunt concentrated, her eyes were full of "respect".

Clapping with the beat of the drum, the "great god" finally spoke to the big guy in a series of preparations, and the first sound she made was:

"Aha!"

As soon as the sharp voice came out, it was completely inconsistent with the voice of the middle-aged woman in the safflower padded jacket before, and the frightened old lady Chu grabbed her aunt's hand, instinctively dodged back, and flashed her waist again.

But she couldn't care about her own back pain, she watched and listened intently to the conversation between the possessed "fairy family" and the two gods.

After sinking his mind, the man approached the woman and asked respectfully, "I don't know which god came down the hill?" ”

"Great God" pinched his small voice and said in a shrill voice:

"I'm Huangtang Baoma...... After a while, the Hu family teacher will sit down and watch things for the peach fairy! ”

Old Mrs. Chu grabbed her aunt, her voice trembled and asked, "Er, Erya, who is she going to look at?" ”

The aunt, who has seen a lot of things and "watched things" many times, explained in a low voice: "Sister, the peach fairy refers to us women. It's like a boy or something......"

When Mrs. Chu had to ask again: "Why is it Huangtang and the Hu family, is it Huangpizi or Fox Fairy?" A shrill voice came at her.

"You, children are very shallow! At least one son has long since left you! ”

After hearing this, the tears began to fall as if they had broken a thread.

She cried very aggrieved, and stared at the "possessed" Great God Dao seriously:

"Well, that! The old son was gone a few years ago, and I have two sons. After giving birth to the second child, I hurt my body, and I never said it again. ”

My aunt cried on the side: "Daxian'er, take pity on my sister, she is eighty years old, we don't ask for anything, just bless and bless the rest of the family." What's wrong with you? Recently, I have been sick and injured! ”

Since the immortal family took the initiative to say these words to Mrs. Chu, Mrs. Chu was no longer afraid, but became respectful and respectful, she was not only convinced from the bottom of her heart, but all the cells in her body followed suit.

The "Great God" began to point out the maze.

To put it bluntly:

The whole family went up to Chu Hongtian and suddenly fainted, Liang Yinqiu was a demon, and down to Chu Yifeng was injured on a normal mission, all of them were not "real diseases", they were all "virtual diseases".

The great god has spoken! Although it was a singing song, Mrs. Chu was confused when she heard it, but she couldn't stop the assistant man of the two gods from explaining.

said that the reason why Liang Yinqiu was so demonic, and she was leaving home and separating from home, it was because she "had to!" ”。

“…… She was walking at night, and when she heard an old lady calling her, she turned around, but she didn't find anyone, and she blew out the lantern on her right shoulder.

The human body is a total of lights, and the left and right shoulders are carrying lights, and they are messy when they are extinguished. Overhead is a life lamp, and if it goes out, it will be dead.

Your eldest daughter-in-law is recruiting an old ghost, and the old lady is a perennial lonely ghost who is not reincarnated, and the Tao is deep, and she has to be a demon to pester her. ”

Mrs. Chu and her aunt were puzzled, and the two of them acted in unison, slapped their thighs and said in a loud voice: "Oh, mom, what's the matter?!" ”

"Great God" continued to sing sharply, and "Great God" also said, saying that Chu Hong was a "rich and noble" person in his destiny, wait, a series of praises, and even praised him for suddenly fainting and fainting this time.

"Your eldest son is full of evil spirits, this time there was originally a bloody disaster, and he suddenly fainted and rushed away the bloody disaster."

This old lady understands.

The old people generally believe that there are as many blessings as there are in your life, and you can't avoid how many misfortunes you have in your life.

That's why there is the phrase "happiness gives birth to sorrow". When your blessings are gone, you will be sad! Therefore, the old people often say, "Don't waste food", and how much food a person eats in this life is destined for several days.

In the old lady's opinion, it is almost inseparable from this meaning. Her eldest son had this catastrophe in his life, and now the "Bloody Disaster" has become a fainting, which is good to think about.

When it came to Chu Yifeng, Mrs. Chu and her aunt were stunned when they heard it.

"Great God" sang a sentence, and the assistant man explained:

"Your eldest grandson has to be broken, if he doesn't break it, he can't do it! At the very least, you have to put a stand-in and send it over! ”

"What's going on?"

"Your eldest grandson is recruiting a female water ghost, and the female water ghost was fed medicine and thrown into the water pool......"

When Mrs. Chu heard this, her voice almost overshadowed the rap voice of the "Great God", "Oh Mom! That's too accurate! My eldest grandson just fell into the pool! ”

The assistant man scolded the old lady:

"So, it has to be broken! This female ghost is amazing, she hooks up with people in the beach, she lacks a man, your eldest grandson hit her in front of her, and was photographed, your eldest grandson was also fascinated by her good looks, but don't you just fall into it when you say it! ”

……

In the living room of the Liu family in the small building next door, Liu Dapeng leaned his ear close to the wall, frowned and listened again, wondering, puzzled and puzzled.

Fengzi, what is he doing here?

Liu Dapeng regretted it, and by the time he knew what he was doing, it was too late.

……

Old Mrs. Chu was frightened and regretful, and contradictory at ease, her teeth chattered when she heard it, why did her family recruit several little ghosts, saying that her old son would not have lost his life if he had cracked it earlier.

Peace of mind is peace of mind, she spent two hundred and eight, and even the one hundred yuan of her eldest daughter-in-law Liang Yinqiu, she was willing to spend it. Eighty yuan is for Liang Yinqiu to break the disaster, and twenty yuan is for Liang Yinqiu to prolong his life.

At this time, she thought that she could not be confused. The old companion, the old companion, she still understands this truth. The daughter-in-law is not good, how many years has she been married, and she has to accompany her eldest son, so that someone can serve her eldest son.

In her opinion, this time it can be regarded as a proper clearing of the uneasiness.

The aunt stood up, and almost thanked Dade for bowing to the "dancing god", and first sent the man and the woman away.

Immediately afterwards, Mrs. Chu came to her spirits, and she didn't know if it was a psychological effect, so she felt full of energy, she planned to strictly grasp the candidates for the next generation of daughters-in-law, and ask questions and critics.

The old lady handed Chu Yifeng, who was a fortune teller, eight characters, and prepared to talk secretly: "What do you think my eldest grandson will look for in the future?" ”

The pen in the hand of the fortune teller was striking, and she said something very characteristic of the Northeast: "Your eldest grandson and daughter-in-law, you are old!" (old and awesome)".

"Huh?!" Is that still good?

……

What she didn't know was that the two "great gods" who left ahead of schedule did not leave the compound, but found business on the spot in the compound.

The newly married daughter-in-law of the old Sui family in the courtyard was frightened, and shouted loudly on the road: "Come on, come on!" ”

The sentries who were patrolling the compound for a while sounded an emergency whistle...... (To be continued.) )