Think of a fart!

In the face of the pumpkin god of the megatron world, even the mysterious Area 51 does not dare to misbehave. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Otherwise, the great god will be angry, and Area 51 will be finished.

So, this time, these people are really helping volunteers do physical health check-ups. What to check:

First, it is to see if the creatures that pass through the space gate will have abnormal changes.

Second, I want to check whether these volunteers are themselves or not!

Of the two, the first check is easy to understand. After all, the door of space will be spread all over the world, and for the safety of people's lives, the government will also carefully inspect it.

As for the second one, it's a bit more complicated.

This is due to a report submitted by a nervous scientist in Area 51. In the report, the scientist had this to say:

"The human body is broken and then reassembled, which involves an ethical question, that is, is the person before the fragmentation and the person after the recombination, or is it not the same person?"

The White House administration, which saw the report, was shocked. That's why there was this mysterious physical examination.

It's clear, though.

These scientists from Area 51 couldn't detect anything at all. Because......

This is technology from the pumpkin god, which is a cutting-edge technology from a high-dimensional cosmic civilization. With the scientific system of the three-dimensional world of the earth, it is a dream to find out something.

Besides, is there really a problem with the Spatial Gate?

There's a fart problem!

"Report: They're in perfect health!"

"Report: Their clothes are exactly the same as they were before they left!"

"Report: Nothing has changed in their DNA!"

The joint scientific team, which received a multi-party report, was not surprised.

After all, it's a branch of the big pumpkin technique.

There is no problem, it is quite normal. If there is a problem, then it is called abnormal.

"Move the screen to room 1, we want to hear the military's questioning of the test subject!"

"Yes!"

Room 1.

NBA star Mr. Kobe Bryant was lying in a hospital bed while the doctor was using a machine to test his heart. And in front of the bed, there was a female nurse, who was holding a file board, and asked Mr. Bryant:

"Mr. Bryant, do you remember who your favorite person was?"

Kobe Bryant on the hospital bed smiled: "Of course I remember!" It's Natalia and Gina (Kobe's eldest and youngest daughters)! ”

The nurse nodded, then asked:

"Mr. Kirby, the other day at the Columbia City City meeting, you asked Mr. Governor a question. Do you remember? ”

Hearing this, Kobe Bryant thought about it and replied, "Remember! I asked Mr. Governor, would you allow me to speak a few words in front of the door of space? Mr. Governor said of course yes! ”

The nurse nodded again, then continued to ask a few questions.

Mr. Bryant's answers, all correct!

To this end, the nurse quietly made a gesture to a monitor somewhere in the room.

After receiving this reply, the researchers in the monitoring room were all relieved.

"It's me, not a clone!"

"The Door of Space is very secure and can be used in all states of the United States."

"Report to the White House!"

The colonel's officer immediately saluted: "Yessir!" ”

After answering, the officer lowered his right hand and strode out the door......

Suddenly!

"Wait! Wait a minute! A Area-51 scientist stopped him again.

"By the way, help us apply for District 51, and install a space door this year!"

What? What are you talking about?

The colonel's officer was a little dazed, and rubbed his ears, as if trying to hear what the other party had just said.

I said...... Area 51 is also going to install a space gate! The Spatial Gate, did you hear me clearly?! ”

As soon as these words came out, the colonel's officer vomited blood in frustration.

Nima, it was you who doubted the Great God's technique before; Now it's you, too, who wants the door of space. Please, can you get some face? You're doing that, it's a shame in District 51!

Feeling the officer's complaining gaze, the scientist blushed a little.

He weakly opened his mouth to defend: "We in Area 51 also want a space door to engage in scientific research!" ”

This sentence is a truth, and a big truth.

Not to mention the flying pumpkin, just to talk about this space gate, what are the terrifying top technologies on its body?

Such as: particle decomposition, particle transport, particle combination, space high energy...... And so on, inexhaustible, inexhaustible, inexhaustible.

Each of these technologies is enough for scientists like them to study for a lifetime.

It can be said that in this space gate, it is not only the space transmission technology that is embodied, but also contains a complete system of scientific knowledge.

Attention, it is a system, it is a university subject!

If it weren't for the "Great Pumpkin Non-Proliferation Treaty" signed by the Pumpkin Alliance, it is estimated that universities around the world would now add a new discipline, which will be called.

Big Pumpkin Learning!

……

"Ai Ai! Ned! ”

At this time, Ike is teasing the pandas on the lawn of Garcia's mansion.

"Ai Ai, come and eat the bamboo! Hee-hee, come too! ”

Ike was holding two spotted bamboos, trying to attract the giant pandas that were rolling around on the lawn.

It's a pity that the two round giant pandas don't want to pay attention to this teasing.

Who the hell said I want to eat the bamboo, I eat the sword bamboo. And only eat bamboo hearts and bamboo shoots, and sometimes eat bamboo leaves, what do you mean by holding two bamboo poles?

Although the baby has not read, the baby is not a fool.

Eat yourself!

Seeing this scene, everyone on the lawn laughed.

The pumpkin god of the megatron world actually ate deflated in front of the panda, haha, it's rare to see.

Hearing everyone's laughter, Ike jumped to his feet in anger.

Fortunately, at this time, Alice came over with a half-bundle of Ye Zhu.

"Hee-hee, come here, let's eat!"

In Ike's stunned gaze, two round giant pandas immediately crawled over, and then happily nibbled on bamboo leaves......

Ike: "......"

Nima, the attraction of beautiful women is really great! These two giant pandas are certainly not a male and a female, but two males.

Depend on!

I'm so angry!

At this moment, Agent Morton walked out of the villa.

"Ike, Miss Alice, everything is packed, let's get back to Washington later!"

Yes, there is an extremely grand celebratory banquet at the White House tonight, which will be attended by the leaders of the European Union.

As the protagonist of the banquet, Ike is definitely going to make an appearance. Who called him the creator of the door of space?

"What about the two of them?" Ike asked, pointing to the two cute pandas.

"They'll be taken by a professional keeper and flown to MIT!"

That's pretty much it!

"Alright, let's go! By the way, help me tell the keeper to be careful, don't let me and Sister Alice's giant panda get sick! ”

"Don't worry, it won't!"

……

Outside the door, the vehicle was parked.

Mr. Garcia, as the owner, came with all the members of his family to bid farewell to the little prodigy.

"Little Ike, welcome to visit our Garcia house next time!"

"Thank you, sir, I will definitely come again if I have the chance! Good bye! ”

"Little Ike goodbye!"

And just like that, Ike and Alice get in the bulletproof car together. Then the vehicle started and drove towards the airport with everyone in tow.

There, the huge "Air Force One" is already waiting for them.

…… (To be continued.) )