Chapter Seventy-Six: Welcome to the Dark Cuisine World~
October 12th
"It can't be like this anymore! We have to change the school rules! Or cancel the housework class and replace it with a swimming lesson or something! Anyway, as long as they stop cooking or anything!! Hideyoshi Onizuka slapped the table and shouted, "It's only been a month! We've all been in the school infirmary once a month! And it's a day! Although Ryoko Mimon-sensei is very beautiful, ahem, I didn't say what I said just now"
"There's no way, this time there are nearly twice as many students as before, so the number of people we have lost will also be about double," said Rusa Maki helplessly
"Oh, is it really hard for those cute students to cook?" Tsukiyomi said as he covered his face with a report sheet
"I really envy you for fainting and not waking up when you eat something unpalatable," Hiratsuka said with a wry smile
"I don't think everyone is born to cook, but if you practice it a few times, you can definitely make delicious meals," Sunset Kagome said, raising her hand
"I was touched by your words, but who do you usually give your failures to?" Nikaido Yuri asked
"My family's one"
"Do you think our stomach can be compared to the stomach of a dog demon" Hideyoshi Onizuka helped his forehead "Okay, okay, I know it's unlikely that I will change the school rules, so let's vote, according to the regulations, all the teachers present can vote, if the vote is more than two-thirds then we can change the school rules, and after half of the votes can change the curriculum, then vote now, if you are in favor, please raise your hand"
"Twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty-thirty-one, the total number of our teachers is one hundred and seventy-six, no, one hundred and eighty-two, hey! That's not even a fifth! Are you all iron-blooded real men?! Not afraid of death? ”
"If you want to say that the iron and blood who has dared to contradict the school leaders, beat the parents of students, been a mobster, bullied the police, been in prison, and dared to scold the principal's teaching director, you are better than" Toji Caijie replied, "Betsy doesn't care~ Anyway, because I teach agriculture and eat too many natural vegetables, my taste is relatively light~ No. Fear. The "
"It's better to let them learn as much as possible in school, isn't the principal's principle that there is no class, and what is learned must be taught, and as a teacher, you can't even sacrifice this?" Bai Heli said
"Agreed," Hiratsuka agreed
"Really, don't say I'm the same as the bad guy, that's it, let the students taste it for themselves! In the last class of the afternoon, all the people went to the kitchen to concentrate, one-on-one, and the few who drew the cooking lottery and the few who cooked unpalatable picked their own people to try! Let them try it for themselves! And from now on, they'll have to take one of those classes every month! You have to finish it! Hideyoshi Onizuka said
Subsequently, the teacher unanimously voted for this mentions
classroom
"Huayuan, don't cook rice balls!!"
"Nagisa-chan, please ask Miss Sanae to bring her bread, this is a good opportunity!"
"Himeji-san, please let me go!!"
"Yes, Miss Sanqianyuan is very good at making porridge, not only the scientific name is good, but also the price is expensive, well, after eating, you may spit out a few bubbles when you burp, Sa, don't run! You won't die! ”
"Why are you here to join in the fun, Serra!! Do you want to kill the people here?! ”
"How do I feel? Fortunately, the snow girl's food only brought a little more ice, and I guess it would be good if my stomach hurts."
"Hmph, you're really not good at cooking, Miss Misaki, please spare me! I admit defeat in this battle! ”
"Starling, I'm sorry, your sister asked me out! What, no? That's Nagisa! I'm so sorry! ”
"Can I trust you?"
The above is the expression of the excited (big mistaken) crowd after hearing this news, and the ugliness of human nature is fully revealed
"Chong, are you cooking?" Yang Ping asked secretly
"Yes"
"Please let me try it!"
"Arbitrary"
"Great! Don't die! ”
"Trouble
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"Alright guys, give all your enthusiasm to your best friend! Here we go! And remember! You must eat all the food, or you know the consequences! After Hideyoshi Onizuka finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh and ran out
Chong looked at the vacant seat in front of him and frowned slightly, strange, where did Yangping go? Forget it, don't care about him, just put it here when it's done
"Bang" sounded loudly, and Harima Fist fell to the ground with an expression of "the Sprinkle family is worth it in this life", and everyone couldn't help but cast a look of remembrance and respect to him, and died on the rice ball of Tianman-chan that he had always had a crush on, and his life was indeed worth it
"Poof" This is the second loud sound, Yoshii Akihisa spat out his white soul and fell to the ground, and in just five minutes, the war has begun
"Nagisa you!"
"Ahh Tomoya-kun, are you okay?! It's mom's bread, I just warmed it up! This is what Xing asked me to bring! (Tell you to refuse my sister's invitation!) )
"Ahh Tomo Okazaki also fell to the ground, and Nagisa Furukawa beside him hurriedly dragged him to the infirmary, what a spectacular scene! Even Sukawa-san, who was infected by its atmosphere, rushed away after eating the sushi made by his male companion in one bite, strange? Why don't you wear black instead of white?
"Knock" Okay, it looks like Nagisa is going to work a little harder
"Goo, everybody, I'll goo first! First, let's get out first! Ayasaki covered his mouth and hurriedly ran out of the kitchen, probably because of the confusion between laundry detergent and salt, he had done it himself, just make a few bubbles
"Click" Nuliang's family is still eating popsicles at this time, no, it's iced sushi, a new way to eat?
"Gooah, ahh This is probably the worst scream, looking at the leaky bowl in Ayumi Aikawa's hand and the purple liquid that fell to the ground, he thinks that only Shimura Miao can fight with him, the name of the ninja, the name is worthy of the name
"Click, Titicaca" Hikiya Hachiman was expressionless as he ate an unknown biscuit-like dish made by Yui Hihama, probably he was afraid not of the food itself but of this atmosphere, isn't there a saying that "we are good friends after eating my food"?
Chong retracted his gaze, it was nothing that he couldn't cook, but he was also drunk when he cooked and poisoned
"Is it ready" Yuri Nikaido suddenly walked in and looked at it, and then said when he saw the meal that Takashi was cooking, "It's quite hearty"
Chong picked up the spoon and scooped it up and handed it to her
"You're pretty good" Yuri Nikaido was also a little surprised, but her personality wouldn't make her dismiss from accepting this little gift, so she picked up the spoon and tasted it, "Men are really more skilled at cooking than women nowadays, where are the people you tasted gone?" ”
Chong shook his head and signaled that he didn't know
"Ahhhh There was another scream, and Yuri Nikaido, who heard this, shook his head and went out, "Then after it's done, put it on the stage directly and let the director taste it."
"Chong doesn't matter, there is still a lot of time today, and he is quite focused when he cooks, it is estimated that the person who taught him to cook was infected to him, although he eats him most of the time, and he learned to cook because he read the recipe and read it, but it should also be regarded as what he taught
Dark cuisine, I want to know what they taste like
Thirty minutes later
"It seems that they are all dying" Hideyoshi Onizuka was also startled when he looked at the large number of dead corpses on the ground, but then immediately called someone, "A few chats outside the door!" Take the students to the infirmary, and if the space is not enough, take them to the reception room and let them rest first, there should be no poisoning, just sleep"
Chong turned off the fire and placed the prepared soup on the podium
"Chong's cooking seems to be delicious," said Ayasaki, who had been spitting bubbles out of the window since he came back, and finally turned around and said
"Didn't anyone taste it? Can I try it then?! Shika raised his hand
"Hey! Ten incense! Didn't you eat it just now" Wuhe Shidao stopped, "It's not enough, I'll go home and buy it for you, don't make noise to others"
"Yes," Chong nodded, then opened the lid and took a spoon from the table and handed it to her, "while it's hot"
"Thank you!" Shixiang scooped a bite and hurriedly put it in his mouth, "Woo, it's delicious!" Shidao go back and make it for me! ”
"Well, I don't know the material," Shidao was relieved after seeing that Shixiang was very happy to eat, and then said casually, and saw Chongya throw a spoon for him "while it's hot"
"Can we eat it too?!" A girl raised her hand
"Casually," Chong said, and then walked outside
It is worth mentioning that his actions today have earned him a pretty good reputation, many people say that he is very gentle or something, and there are many people who ask him for help
Is that a good thing?
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"The students should be gone," Hideyoshi Onizuka stretched as he looked at the darkened classroom and walked to the kitchen, it was time to put away the murder weapons of those people
Hideyoshi Onizuka stopped abruptly because he saw that there were still figures in the kitchen
(Thief?) Hideyoshi Onizuka casually picked up the deadbolt next to the door (I feel that you still use a deadbolt to lock the door?!) If you can't find something to take, don't do it! )
Hideyoshi Onizuka looked over, and then saw Chongzheng standing on the stage looking at his empty pot
(What's the matter, I forgot to bring my own things) Hideyoshi Onizuka put down the wooden stick in his hand, and it was a wooden stick! (Isn't that still a deadbolt?!! )
"Hideyoshi Onizuka was just about to go in when he saw Takashi put down the pot, then walked off the stage and picked up the chopsticks on the table after sweeping the remaining food on the table
Then Chong picked up a blackened takoyaki, put it in his mouth and chewed it, then picked up the second and third ones, and after eating, he picked up a rice ball and ate it slowly
Hideyoshi Onizuka just stood outside the door and watched as Chong ate the dark dishes in one bite
The next day, Hideyoshi Onizuka, in his capacity as the head of instruction, issued an announcement that all teachers must carefully taste the dishes made by all students, including himself, along with any notices given yesterday
All ——— are void
postscript
"This is here" Yang Ping opened his eyes, and entered a dark and secluded wood, himself, how could he be here?
"That's right" he vaguely thought of something, remembering that a blonde woman stopped herself when she was going to the classroom to try it in the afternoon, and said that she asked herself to transfer a lunch box to Chong for her, and she was so verbose and arrogant that she was a lot, and then she secretly opened the lunch box and found that it was all British food, and she felt that Chong was too hateful to soak in an English girl, so she ate all the food in it in a moment of anger, and then she fainted
"Why should I die!! How can you eat British food!! Yohei's screams pierced the silent night sky, and he was taken away by Sephiroth on duty, for disturbing his rest
That's why the dark culinary world welcomes you again, Yohei-kun (laughs)