I don't know when the wind direction in the comment area suddenly became a little wrong. Everyone began to discuss the question of whether "Kaolin Flower Teddy" has any eggs, and this topic not only did not stop immediately, but intensified, and they vowed not to give up until they discussed a result.

The positive point of view is "how can Lord Teddy not have eggs", it is impossible for the underworld to hire a Wang who has been severely injured physically and mentally, only Teddy who has overcome his demons and nature, and has been tempered by hardship, can be qualified to become a civil servant in the underworld.

Well, that makes sense.

But the opposing point of view is that Lord Teddy is now so dignified and reserved and elegant, isn't it the best proof that he cut the balls, otherwise he and Lord Akita would have already sparked a spark ♂ of love.

Well, the opposing friend also has a point.

"Now please send a member of the team to summarize the presentation."

Zhou Zhou: it......

Then the comment area really started to summarize the statement one by one, and Zhou Zhou always felt that they had secretly established a group of "Does Master Teddy have anything like that" behind their backs, and they discussed passionately in it to select the best debater.

Speaking of which......

"Okay, now that the two sides have concluded their arguments, I declare that today's best debater is—"

It's time to come or it's coming!

Ah, hey, comrades, your point is completely off-point......

The passers-by who just came in were shocked when they saw the murderous comment area, they didn't go to the wrong place, why did they see the screen full of Lord Teddy, Dandan, on the selection conditions of civil servants in the prefecture.

You need a packet of decontamination powder!

Finally, a girl spoke up: "You guys, don't you want to be so cruel, here YY two Wang cps, and also study other people's balls, it's really dirty...... See, there's only a little bit of your discipline left. ”

Only then did everyone suddenly realize that they had been running for a long time, and their focus was wrong. "Ahem, continue to watch the live broadcast, watch the live ......"

The live broadcast about Lord Teddy and his good friends is about to come to the end, Lord Akita came to Lord Teddy for lunch with a dog food bento, and the two Wang sat side by side on the bank of Huangquan, the two fluffy tails behind them wagged and wagged, and the two Wang ate the dog food bento, and the picture was unexpectedly harmonious and warm.

Akita-sama tilted his head slightly, dog food crumbs still standing on his lips, and his eyes looked at Teddy sincerely.

"Now, Teddy, you really hate me, right?"

“…… Not at all. It lowered its head slightly, and Doudou's eyes were calm, "Stupid." ”

"Really? In this case, maybe I will find it more pleasant. ”

"Ah, I accidentally said it, to tell the truth......"

Akita lowered his head, a little frustrated.

"I'm not qualified to be friends with you...... Hey, that's what you think, too. ”

“…… There is no such thing. Teddy clenched his little fists.

"Abominable ......"

"Huh? Huh! ”

"Why does Akita-chan think that?" Teddy turned his head and asked earnestly.

"Na, if I really hate you, I won't invite you to eat a bento, go to work with you, let you get dressed, why do you think I hate you, why don't you understand my feelings...... Obviously, it's the same as you, Akita-chan. ”

"Sure enough, I still shouldn't have said that."

Teddy coldly tilted his head and stood up, his tail flicking, and the wind swept its curly hair: "Then, in the next life, don't see you again, Akita-chan." ”

"I won't treat you to a bento again."

“…… A sucker. ”

The sunset is blood-red.

……

"Cards!"

"Alright, alright, the little theater is over! The show was amazing! ”

The sudden voiceover broke the audience's slump, they said how the style of painting changed abruptly, and it turned out that it was performed in a small theater, and it was stupid and unclear.

Two Wang's acting skills are against the sky......

"Akita-chan is so annoying, always substituted for the middle two tone of your hometown."

"La-la-la-sway~sway~swing~," the silly white and sweet doge stood up and still shook his slender body with a grin, pretending not to hear anything.

"Don't you think it's fun, Teddy~" Doge shook his body and continued to sway.

Teddy:...... Strength is indifferent.

In short, today's live broadcast ended successfully, and in the end, the two Wangs also abused the single Wang who watched the live broadcast with a bloody face.

"The adults are two hundred points in acting, and one hundred points more are not afraid of your pride!"

"I never expected to be shown affection when I watched a live broadcast of the underworld, ah, I saw the light of passionate friendship shining on me."

"The love and hatred of two kings...... Looking at me, the protagonists are two Wangs, after all, they can speak human words. ”

"In the end, I almost thought that Master Teddy was going to say that - become a pillar of the underworld!"

"Upstairs hahahahaha!"

"Upstairs like 23333!"

"No wonder I always feel like something is missing, it turned out to be this sentence."

……

Lord Teddy's live broadcast finally came to an end in the reluctance of the audience, but someone has already taken screenshots and recorded them to illustrate netizens who didn't have time to watch it, vowing to give this crazy live broadcast to more people, pull more people to jump into the pit, and it will be difficult to climb out again.

Let's squat in the pit and play happily together.

Lord Teddy's daily live broadcast is over, and the next teaser notice is next-Square Dance: Battle of the Top of the Underworld: Country House Wild Tomb Party vs Urban Community Cemetery Pie.

This name is not a serious show at first glance_(:3"∠)_

After all, the Super Time and Space Original Literature Network already has a piece of square dance in front of the pearl, and it is not a big deal to have a strange square dance live broadcast. I just don't know how to invite a lot of square dance aunts to participate in the shooting......

It's hard to think about it.

When it comes to square dancing, they can only think of their own doorstep, the aunts who dance square dance tirelessly every night, they dance square dance in their later years, and continue to dance square dance in the underworld, and popularize it...... It's just horrible.

I just don't know that there is wood and audio equipment in the underworld.

"I didn't expect to watch a live square dance broadcast one day."

"I feel that this title has the momentum of dancing for hegemony, and maybe the square dance of the underworld has a unique charm......"

"After watching this show, I need to choose a camp for myself, whether to go to the Wild Tomb Sect or to the Cemetery Sect when I die in the future, I feel so difficult to choose~"

"Thinking too much upstairs."

"+1 for thinking too much"

"When I thought that my deceased grandmother might be square dancing in the underworld, I ...... Hmm, it's good that she's happy hahaha. ”

In the middle of the two programs, there is a twenty-minute break left, so that everyone can replenish dry food, and if you are hungry, cook instant noodles, get a yogurt, lick the lid, and get ready, you can do it again!

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

At this time, the live broadcast scene is in full swing preparations.

The two major factions of square dance have lined up and are ready to prepare for today's pinnacle battle, which faction can come out on top and win the glory of the first faction, and decide the winner tonight!

"Queue up!"

"Prepare for the broadcast! Unit 1 is ready! Machine No. 2! Unit Three! ”

"The host is in place quickly, where is the host drifting? Stealing someone else's incense? Call it back! ”

The scene before the live broadcast was extremely chaotic, due to the large number of Ah Piao, the prefecture had to send some people to maintain order, and the staff in charge of the broadcast were also recruited by the prefecture.

They didn't expect that they would be able to do their jobs again after they died......

Should I rejoice or cry?

If you die, you have to work.

Well, they are still very happy to have a salary to save money for their reincarnation.

Before the show started, netizens had finished their teams, and some neutrals were hesitant about which side to stand. After all, they don't know much about the two factions, so they can only act when the time comes, and whichever faction will support which faction they see fits in their eyes.

"Hit the beat! Hit the time! Yo yo Chek trouble! ”

The intense background music sounded, and the live broadcast picture was finally revealed in front of everyone, hey, there seems to be a host this time?!

That's right, the host is dressed in white and floats around in front of the camera.

This night.

The wind is bleak and the rain is drenched.

"Oh, hehehe, welcome to this square dance, the decisive battle of the top of the underworld, square dance, the dance of the soul of the new era, so that you can move the dance together. As an emerging dance genre in China, square dance has successfully entered the prefecture and has become a favorite leisure and entertainment method for Ah Piao. Mortal, if you hear the faint sound of music in your sleep in the middle of the night, don't fang, hold your quilt tightly, it is your deceased seven aunts and eight aunts who came out to dance the square dance and provoke !! ”

"Audience friends! Please raise your hands and give your seven aunts and eight aunts a warm round of applause, okay?! ”

Sitting in front of the computer and television, the bewildered audience raised their hands to their chests and began to applaud the sea lions mechanically.

After the applause, they realized what stupid thing they had done......

The instigation of this host is so strong!

They were actually watching the square dance competition of the live broadcast website, the unique underground square dance competition.

Sure enough, the square dance in the underworld is not the same as theirs.

Maybe there are seven of them and eight aunts here......

Mr. Xu, who knows the inside story, is silently looking for his ancestor in the crowd, his ancestor should be from the country villa and the Wild Tomb faction, eh, his family still wants to have someone who is a community cemetery faction, it's a headache, who should he support? !

"Standing on the left-hand side is the Country House Wild Grave Pie!"

"They are dressed in a variety of colors, and their images embody their spirit of openness, democracy, and freedom, and their slogan is - you may not believe it, it is the first hand of the cemetery faction!"

"Oh...... Oh my God, we saw that the representatives of the Wild Tomb Sect began to deter their opponents with a move Golden Rooster Independence, or the Golden Rooster Independence floating in the air! ”

"It's so exciting!" The host couldn't help but line up.

Viewers watching the live broadcast: Dumbfounded.jpg

The square dance has developed to the underworld and is directly upgraded, can the movements be floating...... It's more fantasy than a martial arts action movie.

Wait a minute......

They are not really Ah Piao, this must be an aunt who has studied hard and is blessed with coercion, she is really old and strong!

The young audience touched their old bones one after another.

Ashamed!

“mygod！ We saw that the cemetery faction was not far behind, and quickly used a difficult rhinoceros Mochizuki, as well as a 180-degree split, uh...... Three thousand six hundred degrees in the air, sorry, I can't count them anymore! By the way, their slogan is - I'm so handsome that I'm afraid of myself! ”

"This cemetery representative, please turn slowly...... I'm a bit of a square, if this continues, the cemetery faction is going to lose a great player, let's not make trouble at the beginning of the game, okay? ”

Stopping, the aunt landed in an extremely chic posture, her eyes were sharp, and she flicked her clothes with one hand, and the snow white flew over.

Handsome!

"This aunt is so handsome, like the third aunt who died next door to me, she was the first in our square dance before her death, sweeping the north and south communities, and dominating the world!"

"It's terrible that I actually saw the word handsome in an aunt."

"It's so handsome that I gasp......"

"Auntie, I want to be your fan sister (*≧▽≦)ツ"

The host continued to announce the start of the competition, and reminded the children: "We see that the gorgeous show-off skills of the cemetery faction have attracted the support of many audiences, thank you for liking the square dance of the aunts, and you must also remember to exercise more~ Otherwise, you will not be able to enter our official square dance team in the future if you die~"

"I hate you to death!"

Audience: ...... There is no love in life, and you have to be ridiculed by the aunt of the underworld when you live, and you can't live this day (spread your hands.)

"Now, the Country Tomb Sect brings us the square dance songs "Little Enemy", "I'm Just a Ghost" and "Unforgettable Tonight"! The children applauded—"

The children applauded obediently.

The whole square dance process is dazzling, complex, and difficult, enough to shock everyone's jaws, what is called Lao Ji Fu Fang, aiming for thousands of miles, what is old and strong, they are young people...... Consider oneself inferior to another!

After all, the picture of many big aunts floating up and dancing together is not too beautiful.

Other than that......

Zhou Zhou couldn't help but complain: "The playful "Little Wrongdoer" refers to the unjust creditor, "I'm Just a Ghost" is actually sung to you, the unjust creditor came to you, but "Little rabbit obediently open the door don't be afraid", and finally "Unforgettable Tonight"...... Can you not remember tonight? It's a ghost story, hey! ”

Sure enough, it is a square dance with the characteristics of the underworld.

The rural performance is over, and then it is the turn of the urban community cemetery faction, and netizens are still sighing:

"What an unforgettable square dance performance......"

"Unforgettable."

"Which acrobatic troupe graduated from the aunts?"

In fact, this is not over, the track of the cemetery faction is even more thrilling - "The Dog of the Christmas Single Dog"

“singledog，singledog，singlealltheday……”

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Netizen: Why do you want to hurt me if you love me?!

The cheerful single dog heard countless people's knees, but the aunts still sang and danced happily, as if this year's grain harvest was a bumper harvest, and the whole village gathered together to celebrate.

What are you singing?

Tears......

"Ah, it seems that our children like this song very much, and the team's repertoire is very touching to life, it seems that the song selection strategy of our urban community cemetery faction is correct." The moderator interjected.

Netizens blew up ......

They said they weren't happy at all, Auntie, are you so easy to lose our votes?

I feel the irony in your singing and dancing......

"Aunties don't even let us go of ghosts, and I'm desperate for this world."

"Aunties of the cemetery faction, sometimes it's not a good thing to be too popular, I want to find out who spread this song to the underworld......"

"Wake up, this isn't really the aunts of the underworld!"

That's right, everyone was almost taken into the play by the live broadcast.

was reminded by others before I remembered that where did the underworld come from, they were too deep in the play.

But......

If it's true, it seems to look pretty good.

The aunts are still very cute.

But if you think about it, in reality, when you hear the song of single dogs playing square dances every day, there will probably be countless single young people who want to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests.

Of course, they don't know how many auntie fans are lurking in the live audience.

The performances of the two factions are over, and it is finally time to vote.

The white-clothed fluttering host is home again: "Our two major schools have finished performing, and I believe the children have also seen the gap between the smart posture of the aunts and their stiff limbs, so remember to exercise well in the future~ Otherwise, after death, the underworld, the underworld square dance team will not accept you~ We won't want A Piao who can't split the fork!" ”

Netizens were shocked.

"Oh, by the way, if you die young, we won't take it."

Netizens were shocked again.

"Okay, the threat is over, for the long-term development of our Difu square dance school, we have to develop square dance talents in advance, I hope the children will understand our good intentions. Now let's take a look at the results of tonight's battle against the top of the underworld~ Is it the wild tomb faction that we love to tell rural ghost stories, or the cemetery faction that we chase the trend of sofashion...... The results will be known soon! ”

"Exciting times are just around the corner!"

"Okay......

Zhou Zhou couldn't help but hold his breath inexplicably.

And then......

"Let's go through an ad first!"

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Netizen: What?!