Liu Guanzhang is not small, but it is a little worse than the three hundred catties of big black pigs, and he doesn't need anyone to help, Lei Dabiao shook his arms and put Liu Guanzhang on his shoulder, Elder Xu went up to give him a kick, and whispered: "This is a patient with Yan zhòng's internal injuries, not a pig!" Is there anyone you are fighting like that? ”

Being tossed by Lei Dabiao like this, Liu Guanzhang also woke up, yawned, and had a mouthful of tomato sauce. Broke open one eye, took a sneak look, and remembered that he was still sick on stage, so he continued to close his eyes and pretend to be dead.

Several people carried Liu Guanzhang out, Wei Mi hugged his fists to the audience, and said: "Fellow Daoists, originally Sanheju, as the host of this time, also prepared a banquet for everyone, but Master Liu was injured by me, and I have to be responsible for sending him to the hospital, so I will not accompany you here, and I will say goodbye!" ”

Liu Guanzhang, who was on Lei Dabiao's back, heard that there was a banquet and was about to stand up, but Elder Xu hurriedly slapped him down, "Master, don't lose a big deal because of a small one!" Lei Dabiao also squirmed and didn't want to leave, and asked Elder Xu: "Master, can I eat before leaving?" ”

Elder Xu slapped him again, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, and we'll talk about the meal later!" ”

Out of the hall, seeing that there was no one behind, Master Wei, who had white hair, trotted up and followed, and the female secretary behind shouted, "Old Wei, slow down!" ”

"You keep an eye on me in the back, someone catches up and gives me a letter in advance!" Wei Mi sent the secretary away and hurriedly discussed with Liu Guanzhang, "Guan Zhang! You are now the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, but what are your plans? ”

Liu Guanzhang, who was on Lei Dabiao's back, thought for a while, "Are you going to do it?" I'm going to go with my brother for a drink, I haven't seen each other in a long time! ”

Liu Qifan next to him nodded movingly, his expression seemed to have decided, and he would drink to death to thank the world for a while.

"Guan Zhang, just give the old man a few thin noodles, you go to the hospital first!" Master Wei's face was full of sincerity.

"No, now hospitals are more expensive than five-star hotels, how can I afford it!"

Master Wei cried with a sad face, "I please!" ”

Liu Guan opened his lips, "I heard that there are guests to eat and take a bath, but I haven't heard that there are people who are hospitalized!" ”

"Alas, you slapped me three times in front of so many people, if you immediately run all over the street, where will I put my old face of martial arts Taishan Beidou? You give a face, how about staying in the hospital for a few days, in the high-level cadre ward, I have someone, and I am responsible for all the expenses, how about it? ”

"Do you care about the rice?"

"Must drop!"

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Liu Guanzhang was hospitalized.

Kai is promised that Lao Weitou Liu Guanzhang is still hesitant, there are many things! The cohabitation plan with the goddess is the most urgent, even if the approval is obtained here, a series of things such as follow-up capital verification, office location, and organization members are also very troublesome, and he has just become the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, which involves a series of handovers - a young man in his twenties, who can stay in the hospital if he has nothing to do! However, when he arrived at the so-called convalescent ward, he didn't want to leave, and the five-star hotel was nothing more than that!

Liu Guanzhang has lived so big, and he can be regarded as enjoying a high-level treatment, a big bed of more than two meters, a number of functions that I can't understand, and the back of the dining table is automatically raised, which is not inferior to the big bed of the love hotel! The nurse is a one-on-one service, and the absolute food comes to stretch out the mouth, and you don't even have to help yourself when you pee! The half-inch-long plush carpet and slippers in the room are completely redundant, and they are most comfortable to step on barefoot. The bedroom is warm and elegant, and the living room outside is magnificent, with a 70-inch LCD network TV, which is not much smaller than the theater, and a pair of sofas must be leather. There is also a fitness area on the side near the balcony, which is a treadmill and a dumbbell bar, which is not much worse than a regular gym.

"How's it going, is this environment okay?" Old Man Wei saw Liu Guanzhang's turtle appearance, and his heart was greatly satisfied.

Liu Guanzhang didn't answer directly, turned his head and asked, "How many days can I stay?" ”

Old Man Wei pondered for a moment and said, "With my palm power, it's almost enough to stay for a week!" ”

A few people in the room, except for Miss Tong Yanju, rolled their eyes together.

"Just stay for a week, I'll cover all the expenses!"

"Okay! Just stay for seven days! "This ward is almost the same as a hotel, and it saves money to open a room! Go back and send these guys away, and then call the goddess to linger for a while!

"The hospitalization matter is so decided, let's say okay, the balance will be settled quickly!" Liu Guanzhang said to Lao Wei with a smile.

"Your sister!" Senior Wei ran away at that time! "Is there anyone you are so unparticular about doing things? Say okay and show me your face, it's good for you, don't say anything about squeezing me out of the chairman's position, and get fame and fortune, do you have the face to ask me for the final payment? Ma Yo return the 150,000 to me! ”

Liu Guanzhang raised his eyebrows, "Is it appropriate to talk like this to a patient who was beaten by you as a strict internal injury?" Old man, don't force me, I'll sue you, believe it or not, I'll go down to square dance now? I know that I am hospitalized, and I can't guarantee which sect will come to visit me with snacks, and when the time comes, I will sue them - Old man Wei hit me three times What's the matter, at that time, pretending to give the old man face, don't you see that I can keep up with the rhythm of Little Apple......"

Master Weimi looked sad and indignant, "Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth, forget it, I don't want the 150,000, neither of us owes anyone!" ”

Later, Elder Xu gently poked Lei Dabiao and whispered, "Do you know why I gave him the master?" ”

"Shameless?" Lei Dabiao wondered.

"He's better suited to politics than me!" Elder Xu shook his head and sighed, "You weren't convinced before, are you accepting it now?" ”

"Serve! The five-body body of the service is thrown to the ground! ”

Liu Guanzhang went to the bed, put his hands behind his head, and smiled at Lao Wei: "Master Wei, we are a win-win situation for this today, you can't watch me drink some soup with you and pay the bill!" Be kind! Let's say that you will win the last game, and you will be hospitalized after beating me, do you count as winning? I've fulfilled my contract, right? You have to say your whole name - now whoever sees your old man must not give a thumbs up, high and bright! Right? Don't feel that your 300,000 flowers are wronged, if we don't have this friendship, the last level of Dabiao will throw you off the stage, and your face will not look good, right? In order to show your strength, you are willing to get me a convalescent ward, are you unjustly repaid for the 300,000 flowers? ”

It's such a reason, if it's really like Liu Guanzhang said, the last hard fight, then it will be Taishan Beidou, a lifetime of fame in vain, with this stubble of gold basin to wash your hands, you will never have to do it with people in the future, who will kick the field in Shengyang again, there is no Humen shock! But Lao Wei Tou was aggrieved! I spent 300,000 yuan, and my face was all exposed, and I didn't even keep the chairman of the Martial Arts Association!

"In addition, Senior Wei, now that I am the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, the accounts between the two of us have to be handed over, the Martial Arts Association has collected so many membership fees over the years, and has accumulated a lot of assets now, right?"

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