Everything that should be bought was bought, and while waiting for the checkout at the checkout, Yan Yi naturally took a box of condoms from the shelf and threw it into the shopping cart.

"What are you buying this for?" Meng Fan stretched out his hand to grab it, but Yan Yi took the condom in his hand and held it high above his head, it was already 1.85 meters plus tiptoeing, and the small box was lifted very high, which instantly attracted the attention of the audience!

"You put it back, don't buy it!" Meng Fan, who lost his mind, jumped and grabbed high.

"It's out of reach~Lalala~" Yan Yi teased Meng Fan in a brisk tone, leaning back slightly.

"What are you doing when you're idle?" Meng Fan angrily stood on tiptoe and stretched out his arms to continue grabbing, his upper body was on Yan Yi's back-leaning body, and when he saw that he was about to get his hand, Yan Yi suddenly straightened his waist and kissed Meng Fan's forehead quickly.

"Ahh Meng Fan screamed and instantly retreated three meters away, blushing and roaring angrily, "Yan Yi! What are you doing! ”

"Are you willing to call me by name?" Yan Yi winked at him with a smile and took the opportunity to turn around and check out with a condom.

"It's very inappropriate for you to do this, Mr. Yan." Meng Fan didn't dare to go over at all, so he had to stand far away to protest.

Yan Yi gracefully took out the wallet to pay, and explained insincerely: "I didn't mean to. ”

"Could this not be intentional?" Meng Fan was dumbfounded, do you want to admit it after the mother's kiss?

Yan Yi pointed to his lips and smiled slyly: "I accidentally slipped my mouth." ”

Meng Fan was simply stunned by his shamelessness: "...... I've only heard of hand slipping! ”

Yan Yi ignored this question and picked up two huge shopping bags: "Good, let's go." ”

Meng Fan ran to catch up with him, unwillingly trying to continue the theory.

The onlookers finally breathed a sigh of relief: ......

Why do you have to watch show affection when you go to a supermarket these days?

The affection index has obviously blinded the single dogs in the audience, kissing it and pretending to be innocent, not annoying! Isn't it fun?

On the way to the underground parking lot, Dr. Meng, who was about to be forced out of mental illness by his own patients, still kept babbling: "Mr. Yan, I have to solemnly declare that even if you buy a condom, I will ......"

Yan Yi lowered his head and took out the box of condoms from his shopping bag, and read: "Polka dot spiral super pleasure ......"

Meng Fan stomped his feet: "Shut up!" ”

Yan Yi continued: "This is a strawberry flavor, it seems that I can ......"

Meng Fan broke down and grabbed his hair: "You can't!" ”

Yan Yi calmly answered: "Blow out the strawberry-flavored balloon." ”

Meng Fan became calm in a second: "Oh, it's good to blow up the balloon." ”

Apparently Dr. Meng is also going to split.

Yan Yi raised his eyebrows innocently: "What were you angry about just now?" ”

Meng Fan: ......

"Could it be that we have thought of something dirty?" Yan Yi suddenly pressed Meng Fan to the car door, his eyes were dangerous, like a leopard hunting for food.

"Of course not." The feeling of dry mouth struck again, and Meng Fan swallowed nervously.

Mr. Driver, who had just started work the day before yesterday, stood aside and froze silently: ......

The two looked at each other for a while, Yan Yi laughed lightly, let go of the clamp on Meng Fan, stretched out his finger and pointed to the two large shopping bags on the ground, turned his head and instructed the driver: "Put the trunk." ”

The driver wiped his sweat: "Okay." ”

Meng Fan, who was almost deranged, quickly opened the nearest car door and got into the car, rubbing the steering wheel with a confused expression, and unconsciously honking the horn twice, his mind was booming, full of worries.

The driver knocked on the glass speechlessly: ......

"I'm sorry." Meng Fan, who didn't know how to drive at all, got out of the car and sat in the co-pilot in a circle like a retarded person.

After getting into the car, Meng Fan immediately turned around and glared at Yan Yi.

Still laughing! You've got a smile on your face!

It's a good person, and you've been stupid!

When my brother and sister-in-law were sweetly **, poor Yan Zihuan was swiping Taobao on his mobile phone to buy snacks, and the recipient's phone name was all filled in with square Qi.

Because the snacks hidden under Fang Qi's bed last night were all killed, and the bags were all bitten and covered with saliva, so I had to buy new goods.

After waking up in the morning, Fang Qi tidied up the bottom of the bed, threw away all the broken bags, and poured out the contents and collected them in several large food bags, ready to be used as snacks for Cerberus. And Jiang Fei, who was chased by Cerberus and bitten his butt yesterday, actually fed Cerberus with biscuits today, and was not very willing to pay attention to him because he had beaten him, but both the left and right heads immediately looked at the face of the biscuit and released their suspicions with Jiang Fei.

…… Am I the only one in the world who doesn't like a Cerberus pet?

Yan Zihuan thought sadly, am I a wonder?

This must not be possible! Yan Zihuan was unwilling, and after buying snacks, he used his mobile phone to open a forum called "National Male God Yan Zihuan".

Yan Zihuan has to brush this forum every day, and often shamelessly post his handsome photos on the forum, and then take the lead below to praise himself for being so handsome, stylish, and want to marry, who said that the male god used to be 200 pounds, I don't believe that my male god has been thin since he was a child!

However, what is even more shameless is that this forum was built by Yan Zihuan himself......

Secretly re-registered a vest, Yan Zihuan posted in the leisure irrigation section, telling how his brother insisted on raising a three-headed helldog at home, and how the rest of the family turned a blind eye and rushed to feed the hellhound snacks, and finally asked everyone with tears in his eyes what he was going to do as the only normal person in this strange family?

The forum is very popular, only a few minutes after the post was sent, there were 99+ reply prompts, Yan Zihuan nodded with anticipation, ready to see how everyone helped him speak, however......

1st floor: retarded.

2nd floor: Damn retarded.

……

98th Floor: Damn retarded.

99th Floor: LZ Don't be cowardly, go to the pet market and buy a hydra right away, and face your brother's three-headed dog.

100th floor: Upstairs in formation, damn retarded.

can't live, there is really no way to live, Yan Zihuan collapsed on the bed with empty eyes, and couldn't understand why these fans who are very well-behaved and cute on weekdays treated him so cruelly.

That's right, because they don't know that this landlord is me!

So, Yan Zihuan had an idea, and his brain twitched......

LZ: I'm Yan Zihuan! Can you be serious about answering my questions? Don't your retards anymore, please!

102nd floor: Damn, this retarded person pretended to be my husband and dragged out to die!

103rd floor: Damn, this retarded person pretended to be my husband and dragged him out to death!

……

Yan Zihuan's eyes were red with grievances, and he felt that the world was full of malice towards him, and he couldn't be good at all, so the aggrieved Yan Xiaopang took advantage of Jiang Fei's absence in the room to dress himself up as quickly as possible, and his sunglasses, masks and hats were fully armed.

"I'm desperate for the world! My brother doesn't love me! Fans don't love me! Treats are eaten by dogs! The assistant is so fierce! Love whoever you want! Yan Zihuan spread out his two long legs and cried out of the door.

I want to eat barbecue!