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"Don't worry, it's already closed, now only I can use it myself, it's nothing more than the next film, oh yes, before I shut down their port, the Jade Emperor sent Tai Bai Xing to send a message to one of the human forces, saying that he was going to kill you, if you count the time, now the person should have passed."

"Kill me?" Liu Guan's eyes widened, "Who is sent?" What does it look like? ”

Lu Lao Liu shrugged his shoulders in the video, "How do I know? ”

"Your sister! You're a god! A thousand days to be a thief, there is no reason to prevent thieves for a thousand days, I can't afford to hire a bodyguard with this little money in my pocket, are you really squeezing Lao Tzu to jump off the building? ”

To say that a week ago, Liu Guanzhang was not afraid of death at all, but he just tasted a little happiness, and now he is too unjust to die! Yang Liu'an is the first beauty in the fairy world, as soon as she died, she and Chang'e fought for the first little widow in the fairy world.

"Who has not died since ancient times?"

"Your sister! Don't be! The emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, hurry up and help me think about it! Otherwise, I will say that I will smash the phone before I die! You can't even get off the film! ”

Lu Lao Liu pulled his little goatee vigorously, "Oh, this thing is not easy to do!" Why don't you go and ask for help from martial arts people? ”

"Martial arts people?"

"Hmmm! You know that I Lu Ritian was born in black and white, and the white way can't be counted on now, but the underworld, the three words Lu Lao Liu were equivalent to the godfather back then! No matter what killer assassin the other party sends, don't you have to do it? I'll find you a hard martial arts sect under your hands, you go to learn from a teacher, with a teacher, others won't dare to touch you lightly! ”

Liu Guanzhang heard it, don't say it, this thing is still reliable, with the master, at least someone will cover him, don't look at the cars running all over the ground now, and the planes are flying in the sky, but the martial arts left by the ancestors are still inherited, such as Wang Xiaojun of the Iron Palm Gang, Hu Tailai of the Black Tiger Fist, are also famous figures.

"Which martial arts person did you introduce me?"

Lu Lao Liu smiled incomprehensibly, then his eyes flashed coldly, and he said confidently: "The tyrannosaurus of the Clay Pot Temple!" Ever heard of it? ”

"......" Liu Guanzhang was crying in his heart, this name Zhen Nima is like thunder!

"Lu Lao Liu, your information is too lagging behind, right? The tyrannosaurus of the crockpot temple made a mistake and went in early, and had a number with me inside, and when I went in, he let people clean up like a grandson, and squatted in the corner of the wall in a proper manner - you let him cover me? ”

"Uh......" Lu Lao Liu was a little embarrassed, "Look at the detention center, it's really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!" There are even high-ranking people, and even the tyrannosaurus has been stopped? ”

"Your sister's master! Can you still introduce some reliable people? The Tyrannosaurus guy is a relatively sturdy little gangster, relying on two skin shrimp tattooed on his body to scare people, and he is also a martial arts person? I can beat him four by myself! ”

Lu Lao Liu rolled his eyes and stretched out a thumbs up at the camera, "You can already dominate the martial arts." ”

"Needless to say, I'm going to put my phone first! If you don't let me be good, you don't want to be comfortable! Isn't this the only way to connect with the heavenly realm on earth? Lao Tzu is closed! Don't get off the film either! ”

"Wait, wait!" As soon as he said that the passage would be closed, Lu Lao Liu was really a little anxious, "Don't be impulsive, won't I help you find a way?" Maybe I don't know enough about the tyrannosaurus in the Clay Pot Temple, but I can't be angry, I'm always right in this way, right? Iron striking still needs its own hardness, you go to join a martial arts sect, practice martial arts for ten years, how can you say that if people want to move, you have to weigh it, right? ”

Liu Guanzhang thought about it, and this sentence was a human statement.

"Let me tell you Lu Lao Liu, the assassin on this side of the world, I will be careful first, the Heavenly Jade Emperor, you go and get it for me! In addition, no matter what method you use to spend the 5 million for me, you have to pay it back to me, and I still expect to use that money to marry a daughter-in-law! ”

Lu Lao Liu pouted, "Aren't you in trouble?" ”

"You don't talk nonsense!"

"The matter of 5 million is very easy, but the Jade Emperor's side you have to say it yourself, I didn't discuss it with the Heavenly Court, I directly sealed the gold, and now the Heavenly Court is arresting me, so I can't help at this point."

Liu Guanzhang snorted and laughed, "Where are you now?" Do you want to share a location on your phone? ”

Lu Lao Liu snorted coldly, "I see that your kid is the material for being a traitor, can Lao Tzu sue you?" Wait for you to give me a little report? Forget it, don't say I won't help you, near Tongtian Mountain, there is a real martial arts sect, called Shuanghumu - Gate, you can learn real kung fu there, as long as you go out there, you can't say that you can't cross the rivers and lakes, but at least self-protection is no problem! ”

"Twin Tiger Wooden Doors? How does this sound so much like a door brand? It seems to be one of the top 30 brand-name products in the country, right? Do you want Lao Tzu to learn martial arts or carpenter? ”

Lu Lao Liu smiled incomprehensibly, "Boy, this is really not a joke with you, in order to control the world, it is not enough for immortals to rely on some big chaebols and big families, and even these famous families in the rivers and lakes also have immortals!" This double tiger wooden gate was originally a branch of the Five Elements Gate, the Qinglong Golden Gate, the Double Tiger Wooden Gate, the Qilin Fire Gate, the Tap Water Gate, and the Turtle Earth Gate! Now that society has progressed, the role that these martial arts sects can play is getting smaller and smaller, so they are gradually not valued by the above, but they still have some unique knowledge that has been passed down! ”

The more Liu Guanzhang listened, the more bottomless he became, "Let's not talk about the green dragon is wood, the white tiger is gold, you have turned the two upside down, what do you mean by the tap water gate?" Let you find a martial arts sect, you are either a door company or a pipe valve, and there is a turtle gate, are the disciples of this sect embarrassed to go out? The first report sect - in the lower turtle gate Ye Liangchen - the shame is too high, right? ”

Lu Lao Liu looked embarrassed, "Am I not trying to say it in one go to enhance my momentum?" How many years ago was the Five Elements Gate? Who remembers? Make up two temporary numbers! Don't care about these details, although their names are a little different, but they do have real kung fu, you go, take me a pair of insoles or socks, they should be able to give you half a year of tuition waiver. ”

Although there are still some muttering in my heart, it is still necessary to learn some self-preservation skills. Liu Guanzhang has also come back to his senses now, since he has taken this mobile phone, he is destined not to live a stable life like ordinary people, even if he is not plotted by the heavenly court, he will have to be tossed to death by Lu Laoliu. Like the previous idea - it seems impossible to find a suitable job, buy a house and live a plain life with the goddess without shame, but fortunately, with this magic weapon in hand, no matter what, you can earn more than going to work.

The little secretary under his command earns more than 20,000 yuan a month!

When he thought of this, Liu Guanzhang felt a burst of pain.

Seeing that the time was already noon, I made an appointment to have dinner with Kishigi, and promised my girlfriend that I must do it, otherwise I would die a miserable death! I took out the phone and was about to call the goddess, and the phone of the secretary Miss Tong Yanju came in first, "Boss, I have found a good house, three bedrooms and one living room, hardcover, you can move in directly, only 500 yuan per month, the location is in the city, near the City God Temple, but there is a little problem." ”

Three-bedroom and one-living room only 500 yuan a month? Or hardcover? It's the same as picking it up for nothing! What's wrong with this price? That's it!

"What's the problem you're talking about?"

"Haunted!"

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