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After briefly glancing at the news related to him, Yan Zihuan routinely clicked into Long Yi's account and looked around.
The last few messages posted by the Great Demon King of Doom are all frantically showing affection, praising the unswerving love between himself and the queen, and getting cheap and obediently expressing the queen's recent sudden unrestrained distress, such as - "The queen has always wanted to pounce on me recently, but this king has not learned the way of human mating, which makes this king panic" and "This king has decided to start systematic learning through guò video data, and must not embarrass people in the hell world".
The corners of Yan Zihuan's mouth hooked, and he said in a low voice: "Long Yi." ”
Long Yi stared at the crystal ball with a stern expression, busy downloading the little yellow film: "Huh? ”
Yan Zihuan smiled badly: "Recently, I always want to pounce on you, which makes you panic?" ”
"Wow!" Long Yi's eyes widened in surprise and waved his hand repeatedly, "This king doesn't understand what you're saying." ”
Yan Zihuan shook his head with a smile and didn't ask.
The two of them sat on opposite sides of the bed, their heads bowed and each fiddling with their own things.
So a minute later, Long Yi received a terrible private message on Weibo.
Yan Zihuan V: Long Yi.
Doomsday Greatlord: !?
"Ahh Long Yi suddenly shouted!
Yan Zihuan asked knowingly, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"That person is not the king." Long Yi shook his head like a rattle, and his face turned red.
"Oh? Which person? Yan Zihuan almost choked laughter and internal injuries.
Long Yi entered a state of mental retardation and calmly defended: "The Great Demon King of Doom is not me. ”
Yan Zihuan: "Poof." ”
Long Yi quickly lowered his head and fiddled with the crystal ball.
Doomsday Demon King: This king is not Long Yi.
In this way, it is safe, because both sides deny it, so the queen cannot find any evidence at all! Long Yi thought calmly, feeling that his logic was really airtight.
Swallow V: ...... Intellectual retardation.
Yan Zihuan V: Actually, I already knew that this was you, you posted a lot of things about us, and I have been reading them, and none of them have been left behind...... Before this, I didn't expect you to be so serious about me.
Yan Zihuan V: Come here, let my brother hurt you.
Long Yi was dumbfounded, looking confused, and after a while, he suddenly shouted: "I said that that it is not this king!" ”
Yan Zihuan is innocent: "Did I speak just now?" ”
Long Yi's face was empty, as if his brains had all boiled clean: "Yes, no." ”
Immediately, Yan Zihuan found that the number of Weibo of the Doomsday Demon King was rapidly decreasing, and Long Yi sat cross-legged at the end of the bed with a red face and lowered his head to poke wildly on the crystal ball, obviously deleting Weibo and trying to destroy the corpse.
Yan Zihuan V: Delete it, delete it hard, I took screenshots of each one.
Long Yi clutched his hair in a broken break: "Ahhhh
Yan Zihuan pretended to be impatient: "What's wrong with you?" "It's very similar.
Long Yi turned his head aggrievedly, his eyes were slightly red, and he was obviously about to be amused: "You slave, it's just too insidious." ”
"Poof-" Yan Zihuan couldn't help but laugh.
"You deliberately tease the king! Don't be afraid, let's see the wrath of the demon king! Long Yi was intimidated and pierced a pillow with his bare hands!
The fillers scattered in all directions, and most of them landed on the head of His Majesty the Demon King.
"Hahaha!" Yan Zihuan lay on the bed with a smile, his whole body was paralyzed with laughter, and he had almost no strength to overwhelm Long Yi according to the original plan.
So the Venerable Demon King ran out in anger crying!
In the study, Yan Yi was leisurely half-leaning on the sofa, wrapping Meng Fan lying in his arms with one hand, and holding a copy of the "Code of Non-Human Behavior (Eleventh Edition)" in the other.
Most of the rules are some nonsense, including not revealing your identity in front of humans, and not using inhuman abilities to infringe on the safety of human property and life, Yan flipped through them one by one, threw the code on the floor casually, tightened his arm around Meng Fan's waist, and gently blew into his ear.
"Don't make a fuss." Meng Fan shrunk his neck and pointed to the code on the ground, "Look at it, they still have exams." ”
Yan Yi chuckled: "I have been a human being for more than 20 years, and I know very well what is normal and what is abnormal in the eyes of human beings. ”
"That's right." Meng Fan stretched.
"It's you," Yan Yi tapped the tip of Meng Fan's nose with his finger and winked meaningfully, "I think you're more abnormal......
Meng Fan was vigilant: "Where am I normal?" ”/、、7*
Yan Yi buried his head and kissed the back of his neck, and his soft and moist breath swept over his sensitive skin: "You are so good-looking, how can there be such a good-looking person as you." ”
"Uh-huh." Meng Fan was very useful, his cheeks were slightly red, and he explained sternly, "Then our succubus's racial talent is good-looking, and I can't help this." ”
Yan Yi smiled and hugged him tightly: "That's it, I don't blame you." ”
Meng Fan turned over, hugged Yan Yi tightly, and said comfortably: "But getting this code means that the Hunter Association has approved your deposit, and in the future, you, Long Yi, and other demons don't have to worry about monster hunters anymore." ”
"yes." Yan Yi's voice was very gentle, "Long Yi won't think about conquering the world every day." ”
Meng Fan was amused: "Didn't he think about it well?" ”
Yan Yi thought so: "That's right." ”
After Shen Chuan was taken away by the Hunters Association last time, Meng Fan and Yan Yi came forward to prove what happened that night.
After a period of investigation, the association searched a huge basement in Shen Chuan's residence, and arrested a group of members of the "Children of the Temple", an extremist religious organization that was popular in Western society more than 30 years ago, who summoned low-level demons through an artificially constructed hell gate in the basement, and brainwashed them with spiritual power, so that they could be commanded and controlled at will.
The world is corrupting and degenerating, and as the children of the Temple, they want to sweep away all the filth of the world for God - this is the belief that these extreme religious elements adhere to life, and the existence of hell and demons is the obstacle why they see God not coming to the world, in order to eradicate the obstacles, the leader of the Children of the Temple has single-handedly directed a series of demonic attacks in the past thirty years, and cooperated with the spread of apocalyptic rumors, successfully provoking the fear and hostility of mankind against demons.
After the death of the leader of the Children of the Temple, Shen Chuan, who was adopted by him as an orphan, became the inheritor of his will, and Shen Chuan, who was brainwashed by extreme religious ideas since he was a child, could not understand that the demons and other non-human beings in the real world were just intelligent creatures who shared the world with humans, and in his eyes, all non-human creatures, especially demons, should be cleaned up. With this in mind, Shen Chuan became a monster hunter when he grew up, and after the hell barrier dissipated, he imitated the actions of the leader thirty years ago, and led the remnants of the organization to once again provoke the war between humans and demons, and beat the demons that had lurked in the human world back to hell......
"That's so good......" Meng Fan pressed his face against Yan Yi's chest, listening to his reassuring heartbeat.
"Well, that's nice." Yan Yi lowered his head and kissed Meng Fan's hair.
In the afternoon, the study was filled with a river of warm light, and birds crossed the blue and white clear sky, leaving an invisible and graceful arc-like trajectory, and a cry was soft and clear.
It's a world that's so beautiful that you can be happy at any time.
A world shared by humans and non-humans.