Zhu Xiaojun stretched his waist, then closed his eyes and concentrated, and his anger sank

After a loud bang, I only felt that my whole body was transparent and extremely relaxed.

At this time, the mobile phone next to the pillow rang, and Zhu Xiaojun knew very well that it was not a phone ringtone, but a WeChat prompt.

Zhu Xiaojun hurriedly turned over and picked up his mobile phone.

It's a WeChat sent by Yueyue, just a smiling face.

Yueyue is a micro-friend that Zhu Xiaojun shook out two days ago, she said that she is a freshman girl, only 19 years old this year, and sent the photo to Zhu Xiaojun.

Well, just looking at the plate, it's really a stunning beauty.

Zhu Xiaojun casually replied to her with a lustful emoji.

In just a few seconds, Yueyue replied: You said yesterday that you were going to take someone to Uniqlo, will you go today?

Zhu Xiaojun sighed and took out his wallet from under the pillow.

In fact, he didn't need to count, he remembered very well that he still had one hundred and seventy-two dollars and six cents in his wallet.

Of course, these are just cash. In addition to cash, Zhu Xiaojun also has a UnionPay savings card in his wallet, and there is also a deposit in the card...... Uh~~ Zhu Xiaojun patted his head painfully, he finally remembered that after withdrawing two hundred yuan from the ATM last night, the balance in his card was only twelve yuan.

Yes, our actor Zhu Xiaojun is very poor in children's shoes, and he is a poor student who still has to rely on his family to eat.

But poor students also have the right and freedom to pick up girls, don't they?

Therefore, Zhu Xiaojun immediately replied to Yueyue with a WeChat message: Not today, the puppet father forced the puppet to go on a blind date, and if he didn't go, the credit limit of the puppet credit card would be reduced from 50,000 yuan to 500 yuan

After clicking send, Zhu Xiaojun couldn't help his habitual movements and touched his nose.

This is a habit that has been cultivated since childhood, as long as he lies, he has to touch his nose, because the story of Pinocchio when he was a child was too impressive and stimulated him.

Yueyue regretfully sent a row of exclamation points.

Zhu Xiaojun can only regret it in his heart.

Zhu Xiaojun, who is about to graduate from medical school, has never lacked the skills of picking up girls, her appearance is reasonable, and her body shape is comparable to that of professional athletes, but only her wallet is deflated, and picking up girls is a large amount of consumption items.

Therefore, after five years of medical college, Zhu Xiaojun has soaked in no less than three digits, but none of them have successfully started.

Depressed?

It's no wonder if you're not depressed!

Nowadays, undergraduates studying medicine are as worthless as garbage, and they can't even enter county-level hospitals without a background background, and if they want to become doctors, they must either continue to study for a master's degree or even a doctorate, or simply go to a township health center or community medical clinic.

And Zhu Xiaojun just belongs to the kind of person who has no background background, and Zhu Xiaojun's academic performance is ...... Don't expect to go to graduate school, if you can get your undergraduate diploma smoothly, you will already be burning high incense.

As for not having money to pick up girls, can it still be counted as a thing?

Therefore, Zhu Xiaojun's depression is by no means because he can't soak in the girl.

The reason why Zhu Xiaojun was depressed was because he thought of the fifth child in the bedroom who slept in his lower bunk. At the beginning of the internship, the fifth man in the dormitory successfully met a rich woman, and called him a private health doctor.

Health care? What Zhu Xiaojun can think of is the big health care of the massage parlor, the market price of 300 yuan, and the night package is doubled.

If Zhu Xiaojun can pull down this face to emulate the fifth child in the dormitory, I believe that he will not be worse than the fifth child in the dormitory.

Zhu Xiaojun, who was depressed, turned over and replied to Yueyue: Tomorrow, I will definitely take you to Uniqlo tomorrow to try on clothes.

However, there was no response from Yueyue.

After a while, Zhu Xiaojun was 'pleasantly' surprised to find that he had been deleted from Yueyue's WeChat friends.

Well, if you delete it, you will delete it, anyway, the future will be very long, and there will be so many beauties.

As soon as he turned off the screen of his mobile phone, Boss Jiang in the next bedroom rushed in: "Old cannon,, what the is it, you haven't gotten up yet!?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun casually threw a cigarette to Boss Jiang, and at the same time gave him a roll of his eyes: "You have corrected the pronunciation to Lao Tzu, don't learn from the northerners if you don't know how to make the pronunciation." ”

Zhu Xiaojun has been smoking since the third year of junior high school and has been a smoker for ten years. Zhu Xiaojun's college classmates, among whom can smoke, half of them were nurtured by Zhu Xiaojun. Therefore, the classmates gave Zhu Xiaojun a nickname, called Smoke Cannon.

Zhu Xiaojun is also a famous figure in college, firstly because his number of pickled girls has reached a rare zero state, but the kicking rate has reached an even rarer 100%, and secondly, because he is a member of the school basketball team, although he is only a substitute.

Boss Jiang who rushed into his dormitory just now is the boss of the school basketball team, although this son is a head shorter than Zhu Xiaojun, but he has good skills, and when he dribbles the ball, the ball seems to be stuck to his hand, and he can do whatever he wants.

Compared with Jiang Boss, Zhu Xiaojun is far behind, the dribble is often broken, he basically does not dare to break through, and the defense is useless...... However, Zhu Xiaojun's three-point shot is accurate, and it feels like it has come up, and this guy can score more than a dozen three-pointers in a game.

Boss Jiang took the cigarette that Zhu Xiaojun threw at him, borrowed a fire from Zhu Xiaojun, lit it, and said with a smoke: "Old cannon, don't forget that at three o'clock this afternoon, we have a basketball game!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun raised his wrist and looked at the time, it was only ten forty in the morning.

The watch Zhu Xiaojun wears is a Rolex, golden and absolutely stylish. I think it was bought back by him for half a month's living expenses.

Boss Jiang spewed out a puff of smoke at Zhu Xiaojun, and pointed to the mobile phone on the bed: "Old cannon, you should look at the time on your mobile phone!" ”

, is this obviously jealous of Zhu Xiaojun's Rolex rhythm!

Zhu Xiaojun rolled his eyes and expressed his disdain to Boss Jiang.

But Zhu Xiaojun finally picked up the phone, only glanced at it, and quickly withdrew the Rolex from his wrist, and then began to adjust the time.

Boss Jiang left with a cigarette in his mouth, and when he left, he gave Zhu Xiaojun a set: "Old cannon-son, if you can shoot five three-pointers today, Lao Tzu will invite you to eat Western food in the evening!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun got up from the bed and yelled at Boss Jiang's back: "What you said, McDonald's KFC is not a Western food!" ”

Although Boss Jiang had already gone away, he still turned his head and gave Zhu Xiaojun a charming smile: "Pizza Hut!" ”

It doesn't matter if he's a Pizza Hut or a McDonald's, it's better to eat something than not to eat at all.

Therefore, Zhu Xiaojun hurriedly changed into the uniform of the school basketball team, and at the same time, soaked a bag of instant noodles indiscriminately.

The Rolex had already adjusted the time, and it was 14:40 a.m. EDT, twenty minutes before the start of the basketball game, which was part of the graduation commemoration.

After changing into his jersey and shoes, eating instant noodles, and then calmly smoking a cigarette, he looked at the Rolex again, and it was still 14:40.

Isun！ Didn't you say that when you bought this watch online, it was a high-quality imitation? What kind of boutique is it ****** in this state? It's been less than two months since I bought it!

Zhu Xiaojun wailed in his heart, and looked at his phone again while busy: I'm going, it's already past three o'clock.

So, Zhu Xiaojun grabbed his mobile phone in his left hand and Rolex in his right hand, rushed out of the dormitory, and rushed to the basketball court.

This basketball game is a fifth-grade team against the college faculty team, and Zhu Xiaojun is a substitute for the school basketball team, but he is an indispensable main force in the fifth-grade team.

For the sake of collective honor, and for Boss Jiang's promise, Zhu Xiaojun has no reason not to do his best.

When Zhu Xiaojun arrived, the game had already started for ten minutes, and Boss Jiang saw Zhu Xiaojun and immediately asked for a timeout to arrange a substitution!

Zhu Xiaojun did not rush in, but stood on the edge of the court, did a few warm-up movements, and then looked around.

Everywhere that murderous gaze went, no one was trembling!

Even the referee of this game and Zhu Xiaojun's eyes trembled!

The referee of this game was a beautiful teacher in the Physical Education Department of the Medical College, and the figure of this little lady was ...... How to describe it? Anyway, every time Zhu Xiaojun's children's shoes masturbate, all he thinks about is her.

The beautiful referee glanced at Zhu Xiaojun, then trembled, and then walked to Zhu Xiaojun's side and whispered, "That... That one... This classmate, you're wearing your pants backwards, and... And... You'd better look down for yourself! ”

Zhu Xiaojun looked down: Hehe! Not only did the pants wear backwards, but the crotch of the pants was also fried, looming, revealing the duck green color of the underwear.

Zhu Xiaojun was calm, walked to the side of a schoolgirl on the side of the court, showed a charming smile, and said softly: "Are you called Shenyu or Luoyan?" Oh, I remember, you must be a shy flower, oh no, it should be a closed moon. ”

The girl was not shy, she covered her mouth and giggled, but a boy next to her looked very nervous: "What do you want to do?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun pointed to a hairpin on the girl's head (the simplest black one): "Can you borrow me a hairpin?" As a token of appreciation, I can invite you in the evening, oh no, to a Western meal for your two Condor Heroes. ”

The boy's gaze seemed to be a little unkind, but the girl showed absolute friendliness, she took a hairpin from her head and threw it to Zhu Xiaojun.

Behind Zhu Xiaojun's back with one hand, he stretched out two fingers with the other hand, and used the long-lost magic skill of the flower finger in the rivers and lakes, and went towards the hairpin clip in mid-air...... Wow, that action is simply handsome and cool.

At this time, the timeout time was approaching, and the beautiful referee was blowing the whistle to urge the players to play.

Zhu Xiaojun stroked his hair in a chic manner, and changed his action again - picked up the hairpin from the ground.

Then, Zhu Xiaojun took off his pants.

Yes, Zhu Xiaojun took off his pants calmly and calmly in front of hundreds of audiences.

Use that hairpin to thread the crotch of the shorts, twist it around again, fix it, and put it back on.

Then, Zhu Xiaojun met the gaze of the stunned beautiful referee and made a grand appearance.