The 300 missed calls were made by one person, Yang Liu'an.

Liu Guanzhang hung up the phone here, but Yang Liu'an was in a hurry, saying that it was a martial arts competition, and then it was as if he was explaining what was going on, and then he couldn't answer the phone. Yang Liu'an didn't even have the heart to work, and replayed it every five minutes, scratching his heart.

As soon as the phone was connected, Yang Liu'an cried, "Liu Guanzhang, how are you?" I finally said this, and then I couldn't speak.

"I ...... It's okay. ”

Hearing the word okay, Yang Liu'an's heart settled down slightly, held back his sorrow, and asked, "You're worried about me!" You don't have a head or an end just to compete with others, and you talk like you confess your last words, which scares me to death, what the hell is going on?

The content of the ten chapters could not be elaborated on the phone, so Liu Guanzhang had to explain simply: "Didn't I come to Shuanghumen to learn art?" Then I beat the two of their disciples, and after beating the disciples, their master came out to compete with me, and I couldn't admit defeat, and then ......"

"And then you're going to compete with other people?"

"Not this time!" The situation is still a bit complicated, "That's the case, their master's name is Lei Dabiao, I touched him, and then I admitted defeat, they didn't do it, and then thirty or fifty people arrested me together, and I ran away with my schoolbag......"

"You were beaten by thirty or fifty people? Is there a very serious injury? Yang Liu'an worried.

"I wasn't beaten, they chased me and ran, fighting while running, and then when I was tired of running, I found people lying on the ground, including the martial arts coach."

"You knocked the coach down?" No wonder Yang Liu'an was surprised, if Liu Guanzhang had this ability, would he be able to chase people like a dog when he was kidnapped? "And what are you talking about?"

"No, I just wanted to run after beating someone, the head of the house came, the head of the coach came, the head of the coach had to come forward, and the apprentice master had to come forward, so many disciples looked at it, so I had to give me a competition, I didn't know the bottom of my heart, I was afraid that people would be beaten to death, so I called you before I started."

"Isn't it a joust? Although there are no eyes in the fists and feet, bumps and bumps are inevitable, and they are not life-threatening! I thought I was going to die! ”

Liu Guanzhang scratched his head and said, "The competition is not to kill people, but didn't I tell you before?" Tai Bai Xing sent a message to a force in the world, saying that he was looking for someone to kill me, and the force that received this task was Shuanghumen. ”

"Huh? That...... The result? Yang Liu'an asked worriedly.

"Uh...... Let's put it this way, now I'm the head of the Double Tiger Gate. ”

This call was answered in front of Elder Taishang and Master Xu, of course, Master Xu is now Elder Xu. Seeing that Liu Guanzhang and his daughter-in-law were tired, the two of them gave a thumbs up together, "This forced pretend, the old decay will give full marks!" ”

"Boss, it's normal to be afraid of a daughter-in-law, and it's not that we can't understand it, but to tell the woman everything in the sky, isn't this a leak of heaven?"

Liu Guanzhang hehe, "My daughter-in-law is not an outsider, she is also a fairy in the lower realm, the willow fairy in the sky, known as the first beauty in heaven!" ”

Elder Xu came over very gossip at this time, "Huh? Isn't the first beauty in heaven Chang'e? ”

"Chang'e is the first widow of the Heavenly Court!"

Hearing this, the two old men were in awe, the successor designated by Lu Jian was great enough, but he didn't expect that his daughters-in-law were all fairies! You've got to be a loyalist, right?

Speaking of this, Elder Xu was a little embarrassed, twisted and pinched, and said after a long time: "Although my Shuanghu Sect is not a Taoist sect, but I also have ancestral teachings, and I am not allowed to marry for life as the head of the sect, this is for fear of revealing the secrets of the heavenly court, so I will arrange it like this, of course you are not among them, but now that I have stepped down as the head of the sect, is it okay...... I'm in good health right now! ”

Elder Taishang didn't speak, his eyes looked at Liu Guanzhang.

Freedom of marriage, this cannot be interfered with, so Liu Guanzhang asked with a wicked smile: "Elder Xu, is there a suitable one?" ”

Elder Xu's face turned red, "I'm more in love with Yingzi in the hair salon in the town......"

Yingzi? Sounds familiar?

Oops, I'll go! Lu Lao Liu's old friend is good! "Marry her! Gotta marry her! The bride price money is given in the gang! I sign! "This makes Liu Guan Zhang happy, it can be regarded as adding a little disgust to Lu Lao Liu!

Liu Guanzhang's excited appearance made Elder Xu confused, "Uncle Master knows Yingzi?" ”

Liu Guanzhang waved his hand, holding back his laughter, and said: "I've just heard of it, this woman has a deep fortune and has a certain immortal root - at least there was an immortal root before!" ”

A young man, two old men, sat around the kang table, drinking tea and talking lightly. Liu Guanzhang's eight years of college are not in vain, and when they chat, they know everything, and they bluff the two old guys, especially in chasing girls, and they have unique opinions, and they are full of ambition, and they can't wait to go down the mountain now to take down the little old lady named Yingzi.

Seeing that it was time for dinner, Elder Xu wanted to go out and ask the little apprentice to bring the food, but Liu Guanzhang stopped him and asked, "Isn't there a big canteen in our gang?" Where are all those disciples eating? ”

"Yes, the disciples eat in the front mountain, the big cafeteria, our helper and elder level can eat small stoves, especially at the age of Elder Taishang, of course, there must be someone to serve, today it is because we are talking that the disciples who are waiting are sent away."

Liu Guanzhang nodded, "Respect for the elderly, but at my age, I'm embarrassed to have privileges, especially since I'm new here, I should get to know everyone, let's make an exception today and go to the front canteen to eat with everyone!" ”

For a while, the two elders were really moved by Liu Guanzhang's high style and bright festival, but when they arrived at the big cafeteria, Liu Guanzhang didn't know that this kid had another purpose! The small stove of three people, he can't eat at all! Within ten minutes of sitting down, he had filled more than 20 bowls! There was still more than half of the rice in the pot, so he began to urge the master to simmer another pot.

Although Liu Guanzhang defeated half of the disciples in the Xiwu Hall during the martial arts competition, and defeated Lei Dabiao and Xu Xianren one after another, most of the disciples of the Shuanghumen were not convinced, after all, he didn't look like a Lian Jiazi in terms of his figure. But the gang is now convinced. Fighting rice is a sheep, and Lian Po is nothing more than that!

Elder Xu was next to him, watching Liu Guanzhang eat straight to pain, but Elder Taishang was more calm, and whispered, "What are you panicking about?" Now that he is in charge, it is not your turn to worry about firewood, rice, oil and salt. ”

After the meal, Liu Guanzhang delivered an important speech as the new head, the main content is to improve the food standard, strengthen the quality of the meal, especially to increase the proportion of meat in the meal, this mention has been strongly supported by the masses.

After the applause of the masses, Xu Xianren, who had just stepped down, reminded Liu Guanzhang: It costs money to buy meat!

Liu Guanzhang was surprised: "I didn't say to rob it!" ”

Elder Xu thought for a moment, "Helper! Do you know what it means to be poor? ”

Liu Guanzhang nodded, "Of course I know, I've been poor for more than 20 years, otherwise I wouldn't have asked you for money!" ”

"Poverty means -- we don't have any money!"

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