I have a "MMP", I don't know if to say it or not?

Well, when it comes to speaking!

"Little Ike, what should we do now?" President Trump asked. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hearing this, Ike thought about it and replied, "Well, there are three ways!" ”

What the? There are three other options? So much?

Everyone was overjoyed and asked one after another.

"Which three ways, little Ike, say it quickly, say it quickly! As long as we can do it, we will do it even with all our national strength. ”

Under the expectant gaze of the politicians, Ike spoke.

"First: Strive to climb the technology tree and raise the earth's civilization to the sixth dimension, and we will be able to analyze the secrets of time and space in the universe. At that point, locating an ectopic plane is a breeze. ”

Leaders: "......"

"Second, to provide an important reference for an ectopic plane. It took me a year and I should be able to figure out its space-time coordinates. ”

As soon as these words came out, the leaders of various countries were stunned.

"What do you mean by a reference?"

"The reference means that I need you to provide an intelligent life form from the new world. They have the oldest message in the world hidden in their genes. By analyzing the other person's genes, I can deduce the origin of the world. With the origin information, there are space-time coordinates. ”

After saying that, Ike smiled and looked at the leaders of the countries around him.

Seeing this smile, everyone was so angry that they almost vomited blood.

Where do we go to provide such references? Do you want to go to the New World to catch a native?

But now we can't even find where the new world is, how can we grasp it; And if you want to find a new world, you need an native.

This, this is almost a philosophical refutation, and it can't be done at all!

"And what about the third option?"

Ike: "The third solution is a stupid way, a way to do it. Reduce or increase the number of anti-hydrogen atoms, and then open the doors of the plane again and again, and try them one by one. Someday, we will encounter that new world again. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was speechless again, and everyone was depressed and couldn't say anything.

The third method is the equivalent of looking for a needle in a haystack, oh no, it should be said that it is harder than finding a needle in a haystack.

In the infinite planes of space-time, the chance of finding that new world is almost exactly equal to 0.

But......

Compared to the first two methods, the third stupid method is the only one that the earthlings are currently capable of doing.

Ay!

"Alright, alright, let's try it first!" So said US President Donald Trump.

Hearing this order, the military immediately went into action.

A rudimentary artificial intelligence robot, holding a probe, walked into the door of the dark plane.

Five minutes later, the robot and the probe returned.

The scientists hurriedly caught up and took the probe to check the information behind the plane door.

The scientists wept in unison.

"Report to Mr. President: The Gate of the Plane is a dark starry sky and nothing! Within millions of kilometers around, there are not even planets, only a few scattered meteorites. ”

"Report Chairman: Behind the Plane Gate is a dead land! There is no life! ”

Everyone was depressed when they got such a report.

"Try again!" Leaders of various countries do not believe in evil.

With this order, the plane gate was instantly de-energized, and the super metal box was removed, increasing the number of anti-hydrogen atoms by 1,000.

An hour later, the Plane Gate restarted.

With a terrifying burst of ignition light, the magical curtain of water reappeared.

Black, still black.

"Drop the probe!"

"Yes!"

A rudimentary artificial intelligence robot, holding the probe again, walked into the door of the dark plane.

The results were still unexpected.

"Report: Behind the door or dead!"

"Try again! This time, 100,000 more! ”

“Yessir！”

Because of the huge interests of the new world, the leaders of various countries do not even want to do domestic work today, and the door of the plane is wasted.

The plane gate was powered off again, and the four-dimensional space structure inside the super metal box was modified for the second time.

However, the results are still dismal.

Deathtrap!

Deathtrap!

Deathtrap!

After 12 hours, the leaders couldn't hold on.

This act of finding a needle in a haystack is so difficult that it is almost exactly equal to 0.

"Go ahead and try!"

After leaving such a sentence, the leaders of various countries left the moon on a transport ship and returned to Earth.

There are so many things in the country, how can everyone continue to spend here.

"Gentlemen, I'm gone! If you have good news, contact me again! ”

"Yes, little teacher!"

Ike also returned to Earth, leaving only the scientists to look at each other.

Among the crowds, the Chinese scientist Professor Ye Ming was very interested.

He was very interested in this kind of probabilistic experimentation. This is equivalent to looking for a success in the midst of thousands of failures. When success really comes, how wonderful that joy is, it hits the heart.

Because of this, Professor Ye Ming took the initiative to take over the test project.

He was willing to stay in the Apennines forever and persist in finding a new world.

The scientists agreed to his request, and Professor Ye Ming stayed here.

Every day, Professor Ye Ming would open the door of the plane 12 times before returning to his humble house to rest.

This behavior continued until a month later.

On the same day, a phone call was made from the Governor's Office on the Moon to the White House.

"Jingle bell!" "Jingle bell!" ……

The phone in the president's office rang urgently. Hearing the ringtone, the presidential assistant immediately picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is the Office of the President of the Federation."

"I'm Hughes, is Mr. Trump here?"

"Uh...... Your Excellency the Governor, hello, hello! Mr. President was there, and I immediately asked him to answer the phone. ”

The assistant turned the call to President Trump.

"Hey, Hughes, good morning!"

"Good morning, Mr. President! Can you stop testing the door of the seat, did you know that this month, the Moon's helium-3 inventory has been reduced by a tenth. ”

What the? Helium-3 is one tenth less? What's going on?

"What else could it be? Your doorstep consumes a huge amount of nuclear energy every day. If this continues, I, the Governor of the Moon, will go bankrupt! ”

President Trump: "......"

"Mr. President, I have also asked someone to calculate that the chances of reappearing in the new world are too small and too small. We can't spend all our resources on it, we should find a way to transform the seven planets of the solar system and relocate the people. ”

"Hughes, it's taken too long to transform the planet, and the Earth can't wait that long."

Hearing the president's words, Hughes said angrily: "That's better than wasting resources in vain!" Did you know that this month, the moon hasn't produced a single pumpkin battleship? All the helium-3 energy is used to generate electricity. ”

Trump was speechless, and it was a long time before he replied, "Okay, let's find another way." ”

With that, the phone hung up.

Subsequently, the Pumpkin Alliance video conference was held urgently.

……

Moon. Apennines.

Professor Ye Ming walked out of the humble house in high spirits and went to the construction site again, ready to start today's work.

What is the job?

Of course, open the door of the plane again!

It's so cool to experiment with unlimited resources.

Haha, I love it!

"Nuclear power plant, prepare to generate electricity!"

"Yes, Professor Ye!"

Just as the military was preparing to start the nuclear power plant, a team of soldiers surrounded a politician and found Ye Ming.

"Professor Ye Ming, please stop the experiment. The Pumpkin Alliance is no longer ready to squander like this. Later, there will be an official title announcement. ”

What the?

Ye Ming was shocked: "No! No way! We need to find a new world! ”

Hearing Professor Ye Ming's words, the politician said coldly: "You have consumed one-tenth of the helium-3 reserves on our moon this month, and if this continues, the old men will go bankrupt, and they will find a fart!" My words have been brought, that's all! ”

After saying that, the politician patted his ass and left.

Ye Ming stared angrily at the back of the politician, and he had 10,000 words of "MMP" to say in his heart.

"Nuclear power plant, prepare to generate electricity!"

"What? Also generate electricity? Professor Ye, the Moon Governor's Mansion has already called me just now, and I can't say that I will conduct another test! ”

"Did you receive a written notice?"

"Well, not yet. But the written notice is already on the way. ”

"Then it doesn't count, the military order you received a month ago was to obey my command until a new order was issued. General, you have to understand that you belong to the Pumpkin Alliance Military Headquarters, not the Moon Governor's Palace. ”

The general in charge of the nuclear power plant was silent. After a few breaths, he spoke, "Okay! However, this is the only time to turn it on! ”

"Then generate electricity immediately!"

"Yes, Professor Ye!"

Thanks to Professor Ye Ming's tough attitude, the nuclear power plant in the Apennines was restarted.

Majestic currents pass through the lines and pour into the super magnetic field.

"Boom!"

The dimensional gate shook again, and the terrifying electric snake flickered with electric sparks, speeding through the door......

"God willing, you must succeed, you must succeed! This is the last time I will open the door to the plane! ”

With endless expectations, Ye Ming was praying to the gods and Buddhas of the heavens.

This is 363 openings, and perhaps, it is also the last.

In an instant, all the electric sparks disappeared, and the magical water curtain reappeared in the center of the plane gate.

The water curtain was a little hazy, with an inexplicable whiteness, miserable whiteness......

At this moment, Ye Ming's eyes widened.

At this moment, all the staff widened their eyes.

At this moment, the officers and soldiers of the Quartet all shouted in surprise.

"There are colors! The Plane Gate has a color! ”

"There is a light source on the opposite side, there must be a light source!"

“OH，MYGOD！ Quick, notify the Governor's Palace, notify the Earth! ”

……

At this moment, no one knows what the plane opened this time is.

That's a ......