Seeing that the atmosphere was relaxed, Gu Yun immediately put the leper dog on his body, pulled Bai Ko back into his arms with his hand, and bowed his head to kiss it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Bai Ko raised his hand and slapped it squarely on his face.

"Pretty skilled."

"I'm wronged!" Gu Yungang's heart swished up again, "This is not something I learned from entertainment!" You trust me! ”

Bai Ko didn't say anything, just stared at him.

"Isn't this a matter of practice in the past few years~" Gu Yun snorted, "I really didn't learn it in the land of fireworks, don't listen to King Qing's provocation, even if I go to socialize, I will drink and leave, if it is late, I will stay in the guest house, not in those buildings, and there is no Yingying Yanyan, the lesson of Liang Zhongshan and King Yu is still in front of me, how can I let those delicate women outside take off my pants." ”

"What evidence?"

"Uh......" didn't guard against Bai Ko's question, Gu Yun thought for a while, and his head lit up at the moment of nervousness, and he immediately had an idea, "Yes!" The innkeeper's ledger! Isn't it true that every guest at the hotel has to be registered? My notepad is for you, you can look it up as you like. ”

Seeing that Bai Ko's expression of asking for guilt was somewhat relaxed, Gu Yun secretly lowered his head and kissed Bai Ko on the cheek.

"You check casually, I really strictly abide by the bottom line, I don't believe you ask the palace chief to succeed them, or my superiors, and my colleagues in the Hanlin Academy all laugh at my daughter-in-law for being afraid of the interior before she gets married." When Gu Yun kissed him, he became bolder, and while grinding his ears and temples, he dropped countless small and gentle kisses on Bai Ko's face.

"What's going on in the gossip of the women's circle? I am upset for you, and you are still popular when you are fat like this, when did you provoke the ladies again? ”

"I don't know! I'm always socializing with men, I don't ......" Gu Yun's eager explanation came to an abrupt end, with a look of sudden realization on his face.

"Remembering to provoke someone's daughter?"

"Celestial Princess's birthday! These days, I only saw a few female dependents on that day, all of them were relatives of the eldest princess and the concubine's family, although the men and women were divided into tables, but they were not too divided, the female dependents ate in the house, and the men ate in the yard, but I didn't say anything to them! I just had a show when I toasted Celestia! After eating, I'll go back to Hallym Temple! I didn't provoke any of them! You believe me! Good no good? ”

"So, the source has been found?" Bai Ko didn't even hear the last sentence.

"Is this it?"

"Unless you have met with the ladies on other occasions, or have done something that has provoked a great discussion among the ladies and aroused their righteous hearts of hatred and hatred, and regarded me as an enemy who hindered their happiness in life."

"No, no, the only occasion I have recently attended with a female dependant is the birthday banquet of the eldest princess."

"Then you can roughly assume that there is a causal relationship between the strange gossip and this birthday feast?"

"I guess I can think of it, only this place is suspicious, otherwise it can't be my colleagues going home and rapping with their families, right?"

"Whose young lady are here? Write the list to me, the eldest princess and the relatives related to the horses, they are all relatives of the royal family, tsk, a group of stupid people, I have taught them all the methods, and no one pays attention to the spirit. ”

"What's the solution? What comprehends the spirit? When did you teach them?! ”

"I spread the word in the circle through Princess Cheng, that is, to teach the noble ladies who like you to strike first, but no one did it?"

"What's the first strike?"

"Rob a man! These noble ladies of the royal family are really cowardly, they fall in love with you and don't dare to do it, thinking that creating some gossip can make me take the initiative to get out, but I don't want to think that they hate the wrong person, the key person in this is you, is it useless for me to give way? They themselves have to fight to the death! So the most direct way is to figure out your daily arrangements and whereabouts, quietly beat you with a stick, take you home and forcibly get married, and wait for the raw rice to cook and mature, you just want to deny it, and the heavenly family is still not dependent. This is called the first strike, whoever gets you home first, who is the final winner, just want to squeeze me away has a fart, and a noble girl, I can't figure out where the point is, tsk. Bai Ko looked disdainful, those noble girls were really disappointing.

Gu Yun pursed his lips and listened to Bai Ko's words, picked up the person horizontally, went around to the back and retreated, and went straight to the inner house.

"Raw rice is cooked into rice, isn't it? I think it's a very good idea, why don't we put it into practice now? ”

"It's like you'll do it, and sure enough, you've learned from it."

Gu Yun suddenly stumbled on his left foot and almost fell, Bai Ko took advantage of him to turn over and land, instantly eight feet away from him, lifted his skirt and ran to the inner house, Gu Yun stabilized his body and chased behind, the two of them chased one after the other and rushed into the inner house in the blink of an eye, and finally in the courtyard of the upper room, Gu Yun caught up with Bai Ko and carried her into the house.

"You're full and have the strength to run, I'm still hungry." Gu Yun sat down on the chair in the hall steadily.

"Hmph, don't give the pervert food, go and go, find your Yingying Yanyan, while the dusk drum is not sounding now, you go quickly."

Gu Yun knew that Bai Ko was really angry, the problem of men and women who lingered in Fengyue was worse than that he couldn't lose weight, especially now that there was a King Qing waiting to pry the foot of the wall, he really annoyed people, shook his hand and left, he had no place to cry.

Just as he was about to explain a few sentences, he opened his mouth to hear the long and dull sound of drums in the sky.

"Hah, the drum is beating."

"There's an inn on the street."

"I don't! I finally had time to come over, so I won't leave! We haven't seen each other for many days, those noble girls are unhappy with you, and the county lord will clean them up, don't be angry, I promise to come over to accompany you every day after reducing the entertainment, okay? But then there won't be enough time to go home, where do you let me sleep? Gu Yun took Bai Ko's hand and shook it gently, and a wicked smile gradually appeared on his face, "You can't bear to see me sleeping in an inn every day?" ”

"You can sleep on the street, and my bed won't be stained with strangers' fat."

"Nope! Absolutely no fat powder! I've slept at home all these nights, and everyone in my family testifies! Although I have had a few nights without a home, it is really only a handful, and I am always sleeping in an inn, I do not sleep in a woman's bed! Today was dragged to Bang Xiang Lou by someone who took the path of his colleagues, but the proprietor of the treat was injured by a carriage on the street, and sent his son to accompany us to play and not talk about things, since I don't talk about things and the time is early, then I ran away, they play theirs, I came to you. Gu Yun changed into a dog's obedient expression, and the invisible tail behind him became more and more happy.

Bai Ko half-narrowed his eyes, not knowing whether to believe him or not, at this moment, Gu Yun's stomach made a gurgling bowel sound, which made both of them look embarrassed.

"Look, I'm still hungry, my stomach is protesting, is there anything else to eat at home?" Gu Yun shook Bai Ko's hand and touched his stomach, pitiful.

Bai Ko rolled her eyes and stood up, "Go to the kitchen and take a look, what do you want to eat?" ”

"I can eat anything! Porridge is fine! ”

Gu Yun looked happy, and went to the kitchen hand in hand with Bai Ko, so happy that he was almost snotty bubbles.