Everyone talked and laughed and came to Chen Guangming's house. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A small three-story bungalow, standing proudly among the many tiled and thatched houses.

"Yes...... Chen Lao Wu, your family can be compared to the landlord's old wealth! "As soon as Hunn entered the goal, he yelled.

Chen Guangming's father hurriedly said: "It's not all Xiao Ming's memory, if it weren't for your friends to help our family Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming wouldn't be so promising, hurry, come in and sit." ”

On the hall, a large round table was placed, and although the round table was large enough, it seemed that there were still not enough seats, so at the foot of the house, another table of eight immortals was placed.

The table is full of cold cuts.

"Sit, sit down, we don't have anything to eat in the countryside, let's just order it." Chen Guangming's father greeted warmly.

Zhu Xiaojun walked to the big round table, and he didn't pay attention to it anymore, he reached out and pinched a piece of sauced beef and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's delicious!" ”

This is really not polite.

In the land of China, whether it is a prosperous place or a barren place, people have different attitudes towards eating, and they will make the limited ingredients more delicious through unlimited cooking skills. In other words, it is the way to eat the rich and the poor.

The guests sat down, and Chen Guangming's father beckoned his wife to hurry up and take the hot dishes.

Chen Guangming was not interested, and wanted to put it on the table, but was kicked by Zhu Xiaojun: "Young master, we are guests, it is inconvenient to help, what are you doing?" Why don't you go to the kitchen to help, what are you doing here? ”

Chen Guangming sneered: "I'm hungry ......"

Chen Guangming's father smiled and continued: "There are buns and vegetables in the stove room. ”

Chen Guangming rolled his eyes: "I seem to know my true background." ”

After all, Chen Guangming still obediently went to the stove room to help his mother and sister-in-law to do the cooking.

There are many rules in poor places, and it is unlucky for men to go to the stove room for the New Year, so poor Chen Guangming was driven back again.

"You eat, you drink, I'll watch from the sidelines, ho ......"

was eating and drinking happily, and the next-door neighbor came, with a child.

"Yo, second uncle, second aunt, I heard that your Xiao Ming is back...... Yo, Xiao Ming, this is really good, hurry, call Uncle Seven, Uncle Seven is now rich in the city, and I don't know if I recognize you...... Alas, you kid, how do you know how to hide! ”

Needless to say, Chen Guangming threw out a big red envelope.

As soon as I walked here, another relative came, the same routine.

After a while, it was like watching the flowers, and more than ten dials came.

It affected Boss Qin's drinking, and it was not a joke. I saw Qin Lu slap the chopsticks on the table and instructed: "Chen Lao Wu, write a notice and post it at the door, just say that every family has a share, and send red envelopes door to door early tomorrow morning. ”

Chen Guangming said with a smile: "Countryside, that's it, it's okay, you should eat and drink, I'll stop them." ”

Chen Guangming's father sighed at this time: "You are all good friends of Xiao Ming, there are some things I don't taboo you to say, when our Xiao Ming went to college, I borrowed tuition from door to door, but a village went around a whole circle, and I only borrowed 200 yuan." Now, our Xiao Ming is out, these people are red-eyed, a few days ago, they came to the house and told me that they wanted our Xiao Ming to donate a merit road to the village...... What is this, our Xiao Ming also took out a little bit of filial piety from his mouth, how can he have so much money to build roads! ”

"Dad, didn't I tell you about this on the phone, build the road, build the road, make up half of the village, and I will take the half."

Chen Guangming's father glanced at Chen Guangming and drank a glass of stuffy wine by himself: "What do you know!" 50,000 yuan can build a road to the town, how much do they want? 100,000 yuan! It's come full circle, isn't it still our family paying for it ourselves? ”

"Then let's calculate with the village how much the material cost is, how much is the labor cost, what should I do if the amount is exceeded, and press the handprint in black and white."

Chen Guangming's father sighed again: "If you come like this, you can't count it to 200,000 yuan?" ”

Qin Lu interjected and asked, "Uncle, what will happen if you ignore them?" ”

Chen Guangming's father picked up the wine bottle and poured himself a full glass: "Ignore them? Then their saliva will have to drown our house! ”

Chen Guangming said: "I still don't believe it, let's ......"

Zhu Xiaojun waved his hand and interrupted Chen Guangming: "Chen Lao Wu, don't get excited, you want to hear me tell a joke." ”

In this case, can you still listen to jokes?

Chen Guangming was a little dissatisfied, but he had to succumb under Zhu Xiaojun's eyes.

"A professor and a farmer sat on the same train, and the professor deliberately humiliated the farmer, and took the initiative to tell the farmer, the journey is too boring, let's make a game, okay? The farmer said, "Okay, what kind of game are you going to play?" The professor said, "I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, and you lose me five dollars, and if you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll lose you a hundred dollars, how about it?" The peasants agreed. The professor first asked the question, how far is the moon from the earth? The peasant was stupid and obediently took out five dollars to the professor. As for the peasant question, he asked about an animal that had three legs when he went up the mountain and four legs when he came down the mountain. The professor didn't know and could only lose a hundred. After losing the money, the professor was unwilling and asked, then what kind of animal do you say? The farmer smiled and replied, "I lost again," and pulled out another five-dollar bill. ”

Although the joke was a little cold, the gentleness who laughed quite low and Zhang Shi's two daughters laughed back and forth, and the others also figured out the stalk of the joke under the influence of the laughter of the three girls, so they laughed along.

"Chen Lao Wu, don't just smirk, do you know my intention in telling this joke?"

Chen Guangming suddenly suppressed his smile and shook his head in a daze.

"I mean, you shouldn't underestimate the intelligence of illiterate peasants who, in many cases, are much smarter than you should just because they've read a few years of school. So, when it comes to building roads, you just have to think about whether to do it or not to do it. ”

Chen Guangming pondered for a moment and replied: "Anyway, I am a child born and raised in this village, even if they failed to help our family when I was in school, but now, I have the conditions to help the villagers, and I am still willing to contribute." ”

Zhu Xiaojun gave Chen Guangming a thumbs up: "Enough for you!" That's good, Brother Pao will send you another word, good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to heaven, don't care about the tens of thousands of dollars. ”