108. Land judgment
No mortal can resist the temptation of immortality, especially when there is an example in front of him. Fortunately, Shu's ability is treacherous, which puts an end to the greed of others. But Meng Changye was still not at ease, and cautiously warned Liu Wen and Liu Chuanshan not to spread what they saw and heard today.
The two swore repeatedly, but failed to gain Youshu's trust, and he immediately wrote two life and death deeds, asking them to press a handprint with their own blood.
"If you have evil thoughts about me, or if you want to tell my secrets, you will be burned to ashes like this contract. Therefore, please be careful in what you say and do in the future. Youshu threw the yellow rune paper with the contents of the contract into the air and ignited it with imperial energy.
"Don't worry, Master Ji, we will never betray you." Liu Wen and Liu Chuanshan were covered with cold sweat on their faces. Breaking down from the first layer of hell, they have long been impressed by Ji Gongzi's unpredictable methods. If he wanted to manipulate or even kill someone, he would only need to move his fingers.
Over there, Meng Changye had torn off all the portraits and threw them into a huge bronze tripod and burned them. Youshu was reluctant and tried to rescue a few, but was grabbed by the wrist by the master, and said coldly, "Throw it in!" All the mechanisms have been opened, and someone will come up to answer them later, so that they can see these things, how do you explain it? No matter how similar people are, they will not be so similar! ”
Youshu was suddenly, so she reluctantly threw the scrolls into the copper tripod, watching them twist and burn and turn into ashes, and her eyes couldn't help but burst into tears, and she didn't know whether they were smoked or sad. But Meng Changye couldn't take care of it, he was more sad than Youshu.
Youshu's feelings for him are not due to the attraction and run-in generated in getting along day and night, but inherited from the inexplicable past life. It's ridiculous that he was still complacent about this, thinking that Youshu had already been conquered by his charm, so he was dead, but the object of his death was a dead man! There seems to be no better way for the living to defeat the dead than to erase the memories of their past, so these portraits cannot be kept, and not a single one can be kept.
When the flame was slowly extinguished, Meng Changye exhaled a breath of turbidity, turned his head and saw Youshu with tears in his eyelashes, and scolded angrily, "What are you crying for?" In your heart, is it the dead or the living that are important? ”
"Of course it's the living that matters." Youshu hurriedly wiped away her tears.
"Since the living are important, you still think of him." Meng Changye patted him on the head lightly.
"I'm just sorry I couldn't be with him until the last minute." Seeing the master's instantly dark face, Youshu finally opened up, and hurriedly explained, "I'm just touching the scene, it's okay for a while." ”
Meng Changye snorted coldly, knowing that he shouldn't mention that person, but he still couldn't help it, "Tell me, what kind of person is Emperor Daoguang?" Which is better, me or him? ”
Liu Wen, who was rummaging through the pile of jewelry, almost burst out laughing. When Emperor Daoguang was alive, he unified Kyushu and made all the countries come to court, and until now, the kings of the other countries have to praise him as "the first emperor of the ages". He is proficient in all kinds of literature, martial arts, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, and can be called a genius of the world, while the general is just a reckless background, and he is still a big old man, how can the two compare? If it weren't for the fact that the general looked very similar to the corpse in the coffin, if he was the reincarnation of Emperor Daoguang, Liu Wen would not believe it.
Ji Gongzi should be embarrassed now, tell a lie, feel aggrieved, tell the truth and anger the general, the whole Zhu Bajie is not a person inside and outside the mirror. Liu Wen shook his head while laughing, and walked away slowly, so as not to drown in the vinegar jar.
However, Youshu was not as wooden as he imagined, and he was so blessed that he said in his heart, "What I like is your soul, not something external." Even if you don't have a noble background, a handsome appearance, or an amazing knowledge, as long as you are still you, I will like it. The last life is gone, shouldn't we live in the present? ”
Meng Changye looked at him for a long time, suddenly picked him up, went around the screen and kissed him fiercely, and when he was out of breath, his lips and tongue were numb before he parted slightly, and said in a dumb voice, "I didn't expect you to be quite coaxing." That's it, in the future, we are not allowed to use the words 'Daoguang Emperor' on the premise of Lao Tzu, let's live our lives well. ”
"I didn't mention it, you mentioned it first." Youshu was full of grievances. Although the soul of the master is the same from beginning to end, he has different memories and identities, and he is also a different individual. He has always been very clear, and where can he be confused. If it weren't for these portraits revealing his origins, he would never have let his master know about his past.
"What, you've learned to keep your mouth shut? No, I'll have to punish you! Meng Changye raised his eyebrows, pressed the person against the wall and continued to kiss, his sticky and slippery tongues intertwined, and he couldn't help but make a slurping sound, which sounded particularly clear and fiery in the empty palace room.
Liu Wen couldn't stand it a little, and shouted loudly, "General, Ji Gongzi, there are so many treasures, don't you want to come and see them?" ”
The two reluctantly parted and went outside to count the treasures. Youshu thought of her companions scattered on various floors, and hurriedly took out the communication talisman and put it on her eyebrows to call. The person with the worst luck fell into the Sword Mountain Hell and was directly pierced into flesh, and a few of them were respectively into the Bronze Pillar Hell, the Blood Pool Hell, the Iceberg Hell, etc., although they experienced many hardships, they were all still alive, and they all rushed towards the bottom of the palace according to the induction from the talisman. Fortunately, after the mechanism was opened, those Shura and hungry ghosts also disappeared, and they were safe along the way.
Liu Wen classified the treasures according to gold, silver, cloth, jewelry, antiques, jade, weapons, etc.
"It's weird! Legend has it that Emperor Daoguang had no children, so how could there be a box full of toys here? Also, this is a child's clothes? The size is a little wrong, isn't it, how can there be a child with a palm-sized size in the world? He carried a half-foot-long pro-dynasty robe in his hand, and turned left and right to look at it.
Youshu's cheeks flushed, and she hurriedly ran over, pulled the box into her arms, tore off her small clothes, and hurriedly stuffed them into her cuffs. This weak look made Liu Wen puzzled, but Meng Changyelang laughed, "Youshu, these shouldn't be your toys, right?" ”
"Yes, it's my toy." Youshu nodded like pounding garlic, for fear that the master would continue to ask.
Meng Changye leaned over with a smile, took out the little wooden horse, small clothes, small hydrangea and other things, put them on the ground to play, and finally said boldly, "If you like it, take it all!" It turns out that you love to play with these small objects, why didn't you say it earlier, I learned the craft from the craftsmen in my hometown back then, and I will make a few more for you when I go back. ”
There are Shu and suffering, so I can only nod.
Over there, Liu Chuanshan also took out a few mouthfuls of boxes, and was so frightened that he almost jumped to his feet, "Oh, my mother!" Hidden so deeply, I thought it was something good, but it turned out to be a bottle of beetle! Is Emperor Daoguang's brain sick, he actually likes to collect these things, it looks really terrifying, why don't you throw them into the copper tripod and burn them together, right? ”
Those beetles either have bright shells, bright colors, or rare varieties, and they are all loved by Youshu. At this time, he didn't care about any face, and immediately rushed over to protect a few boxes, "Don't burn, these are all mine!" ”
Liu Chuanshan's disgusted expression immediately turned to flattery, "Why didn't Gongzi Ji say it earlier." If you look closely, these beetles are quite beautiful, and they are not inferior to the gemstones. Keep it away, and it will definitely help you keep it alive. ”
Youshu breathed a sigh of relief, but Meng Changye secretly remembered it in his heart: he likes toys and insects, and he is really a dog, and the nickname of the dog cub is not wrong. Since he liked it, when he got to the ground, he walked around the sinkhole, catching a few unique beetles to make him happy.
Seeing that the master smiled at him, Youshu also squeezed the small pear vortex, and then buried his head in looking at his treasure. But everything he likes, the masters of the previous life have made special marks, Meng Changye and Liu Wen have seen a lot and slowly found the pattern, as long as there is a dog paw print on the lid of the box, it must be Ji Gongzi's favorite, and it must be right to pile it up in front of him.
He was really a child, and he didn't like gold, silver, jewelry, or antique jade, but collected a lot of toys, bugs, puppets and other things. After the last box with the dog's paw print was turned out, Meng Changye and the three of them went to sort out the rest of the treasures.
Youshu opened the lid of the box and saw many talismans placed inside, and her eyes instantly lit up. What is called drowsiness to send pillows, this is it. Originally, he was still worried about the matter of two souls in one, so he sent the tools in his hand, and the talisman made at the peak of the time should not be a problem to trap a ghost immortal.
He pulled out a confinement talisman, quietly hid it in his sleeve, and walked outside the hall pretending to be careless. Judge Lu, who had already hid behind the other judges, thought that the young man had not found himself, so he returned to his original position, but as soon as the young man's fingertips flicked, a ray of golden light shot out and stuck to the door of his head, imprisoning his whole body mana.
He struggled several times, but in vain, then he begged for mercy, "Master Ji, please let Lu go!" ”
The golden light that suddenly appeared had attracted the attention of Meng Changye and the others, and then an unfamiliar voice came from outside the hall, which surprised them. The three of them drew their sabers from their waists and ran to check, but they saw a living creature moving on the high stone door.
"How can the relief, how can the relief move?" Liu Chuanshan was so frightened that his face was pale. If one relief is moving, doesn't it mean that all reliefs are living creatures? You must know that the carvings on it are ten halls of Yama and twenty-four prison masters, which cannot be compared with hungry ghosts and Shura at all. If all of them were to manifest, it would be a real hell on earth.
"Don't worry, only this one is alive, and I don't know where he got in, absorbing the merits of his master and cultivating every day." Youshu's face was full of disgust, and she put another dark fire talisman on the confinement talisman, which burned Judge Lu to cry and call her mother.
"Ji Gongzi spares his life! Lu didn't know that you and Emperor Daoguang were old people, and after absorbing his merit golden light, I can return it all! ”
"Liar, I don't know my relationship with my master, so where does the soul in my body come from? Where did the body in Caifeng's coffin come from? ”
Judge Lu couldn't hide it, so he had to explain honestly, "It's all because Lu is a ghost, and that's why he got into Concubine Yue's way." When the ancestors of Concubine Yue had a life-saving grace with me, I gave it as a token with a yin and yang dot pen, saying that it could fulfill their three wishes. Unexpectedly, Concubine Yue was insatiable, using treasures as a threat, and endlessly squeezing Lu. She wanted to enter the palace, but she couldn't get into the eyes of the emperor of Jin because of her ugly appearance, so she asked me to change the head of a peerless beauty......"
Liu Wen and Liu Chuanshan were stunned when they heard this, they never expected that there would be such twists and turns and strange things in the world, but Meng Changye was angry in his heart, flew up, and cut off Judge Lu's right hand holding the pen with a knife. The stone carving arm crackled and fell to the ground, smashing out a lot of dust, and the stone carving brush rolled, turning inch by inch into a golden treasure.
Judge Lu's heart trembled, and he hurriedly said, "Master Ji, as long as you are willing to let me go, I will immediately perform the soul transfer technique for you and get Emperor Chun's soul out!" ”
"With this yin and yang dot pen, what else do I want you to do?" Youshu would never let go of the person who snatched his body, and what was even more unforgivable was that the other party also sucked away the golden light of his master's merits, which led him to live such a difficult life after his reincarnation. If he likes to stay here, he will stay for the rest of his life.
After thinking about it, he had already spread out the yellow rune paper, drew two soul transfer talismans with a yin and yang dot pen, and then asked the master to take out the corpse in the phoenix coffin and place it beside him. Smelling the water vapor on the corpse, he suddenly said, "No wonder there is no soul, but Emperor Chun's body is not decomposed, it is actually because of the yellow spring water." Come to think of it, the reason why my body has shrunk is because you poured yellow spring water, right? The water vapor is discharged from the body little by little, and I grow up day by day, and no one will suspect that Concubine Yue has confused the royal bloodline. ”
Judge Lu covered his severed hand and groaned, not daring to respond at all.
Youshu filled a bottle of yellow spring water, put it in her arms, and then began to cast the spell, but after a while, the talisman attached to the foreheads of the two of them flashed with golden light again and again, and after a while, the light was so bright that people did not dare to look at it. Judge Lu watched Emperor Chun's soul leave the young man's body and return to the body, and then he died of the heart to get out of trouble, this evil fruit still came after all, but I don't know how many years it will be sealed in the underground palace.
"Dogs? Dogs? When the light dissipated, Meng Changye ran to the young man's side and shouted, with an anxious expression on his face.
"It's me." Youshu opened his eyes, caught a glimpse of Emperor Chun beside him, and immediately removed the talisman from his forehead.
"Where is this? Why do you change places every time you wake up? Emperor Chun sat up in shock, glanced at Youshu, and couldn't help but be confused, "You, who are you?" How do you look exactly like me? ”
Youshu didn't pay attention to him, slapped the master's arm again and again, and pointed to the empty phoenix coffin, making a vomiting motion. Meng Changye comprehended and carried him up and jumped on the high platform where the coffin was placed. Before he could stand firmly, Youshu had already pounced on the phoenix coffin and vomited, and the fishy filth stained the yellow spring water that washed away all the sins in the world.
Damn, it's this smell again! Liu Wen and Liu Chuanshan turned their backs and pinched their noses.
Emperor Chun also forgot to investigate the matter of his appearance, got up and ran to a distance, covering his mouth and nose with his sleeve so as not to be fainted.
Seeing everyone's disgusted expressions, Judge Lu felt guilty. is a person with a crystal heart, but he was made the most smelly dirt in the world by himself, but fortunately, after the soul is removed, the dirt will also be removed, so that Ji Gongzi was not completely harmed.
The only one who was not affected was Meng Changye, who patted the puppy on the back while taking out a handkerchief to wipe the corners of his mouth for him, as if his sense of smell had failed. Emperor Chun couldn't see that he was courteous to others, so he beckoned and shouted, "General, come down quickly, that person stinks, he may have eaten a lot of dung, be careful not to make yourself dirty!" ”
"What? Take a good look in the mirror first! Liu Chuanshan has always been unaccustomed to Emperor Chun, but because he is hidden in Ji Gongzi's body, he can't help but have some traps. This time they separated, and with any scruples, they grabbed the hair at the back of his head and dragged him to the ground in front of a huge mercury floor-to-ceiling mirror.
The mercury mirror is already very precious, and the mirror that occupies an entire wall can be called priceless, and the effect is extremely extraordinary, showing the small eyes, collapsed nose, yellow skin, and shoehorn face of Emperor Chun, inherited from the moon concubine. Emperor Chun was startled, and when he struggled, he gradually realized that the ugly monster in the mirror was actually himself. And who is that young man?
He was confused at first, then frightened, and finally suddenly realized, angry, "You robbed my body, right?" That body is mine, come back, come back! ”
"Who robbed whom's body, don't you just ask him?" Liu Wen pointed to Judge Lu on the stone gate.
The sins he created must be ended by himself, and Judge Lu couldn't tell the past again, including the reason why Ji Gongzi vomited. Emperor Chun has always regarded himself very highly, and is proud of his beautiful appearance, and refuses to believe his words, and wants to pounce and scratch Youshu several times.
"If you don't believe me, open the secret compartment under the phoenix coffin, which contains the head of your mother, Concubine Yue. Speaking of which, you and her really look alike, and anyone who sees her will not misunderstand your blood relationship. If you still don't believe it, just think about what your uncle and grandfather look like, and you will understand. ”
Liu Chuanshan opened the secret compartment as he said and took out a glass jar filled with yellow spring water, and there was really an ugly head in it.
"My good girl, the legendary world's first beauty Concubine Yue, turned out to look like this!" He trampled the howling Emperor Chun under his feet, and brought the jar to the tip of the other's nose so that he could see it clearly.
Liu Wen covered his face with only one glance, and sighed, "Come to think of it, Concubine Yue's brother and her father are famous ugly monsters in the Jin Kingdom, how can they give birth to a daughter like a golden phoenix." After making trouble for a long time, it turned out to be stealing other people's appearances. There are one and there are two, no wonder she hit the idea on Ji Gongzi's head. ”
"The first beauty in the world!" Holding the weak dog cub in his arms, Meng Changyefu raised his knife to smash the glass jar as soon as he jumped off the high platform, and his tone was full of deep hatred.
The yellow spring water poured on Emperor Chun's body, and a head rolled in front of his eyes, and as soon as it was contaminated with the outside air, it quickly rotted and stinked until it became a miserable white skull. At the eye socket of the skull black hole-hole, Emperor Chun screamed loudly, hating to pass out.
In fact, he has gradually realized in his heart that what Judge Lu said is not a lie, his nephew is like an uncle, and his current appearance is eight or nine points similar to his uncle. However, he rolled his eyes several times and failed to faint, so he had to face the cruel reality.
"Give me back your body! I'll give you whatever you want! Treasures, these are the treasures of the Ji royal family, can't I give them all to you? When he finally found the treasure of gold and silver covered with the ground, he was overjoyed and begged again and again.
Youshu sat on a box and rested, too lazy to say more to him. It was clearly a thought left by the master to himself, but when did it become his belongings?
Meng Changye sneered, "The Dou family really has a family history, and they say that everything they see is their own. At the end, he whispered in the pup's ear, "What are you going to do with him?" ”
"Leave him to fend for himself." Leaving the people who were waiting, Emperor Chun, who lacked the ability to take care of himself, could not survive for more than three days.
Emperor Chun was dressed in stinky skin and slaughtered him, Meng Changye was afraid of soiling his knife, so he waved his hand and asked Liu Chuanshan to let him go. Liu Chuanshan kicked Emperor Chun away with a fierce kick, and then took a sip.
Judge Lu said that this was the dirtiest and smelliest skin in the world, so Emperor Chun, who was moved back to his body, became very rough and thick-skinned, and his legs were not painful or itchy, so he hurriedly got up and hugged Meng Changye, "General, you are still affectionate and righteous, and you are reluctant to hurt me." ”
"Get out of the way!" When occupying the puppy shell, he can still show his obscene posture, and he changes his body, which is simply undaring to look at directly. Meng Changye felt that his eyes were extremely stinging, and he slapped him out.
Emperor Chun stood up strongly, planning to follow General Huwei to the death, so as to wait for the opportunity to regain his body. has been a beauty for sixteen years, how can he stand this skin now? At this time, there was a uniform sound of footsteps outside the hall, and the soldiers who were waiting at the entrance saw that the stone door was opened again, and immediately ran down to answer, and the lost lieutenant general was also among them, and they all showed an ecstatic expression after seeing the treasures all over the ground.
In order to prevent changes later, Ji Changye ordered them to move the treasure chest out immediately, and asked Youshu to completely seal the mechanism of the underground palace.
Emperor Daoguang was worried that his lover would go the wrong way, so he deliberately left a map and marked the shortcut with a code. It turns out that there is a secret passage inside the sinkhole that leads to the outside world, and there is no need to climb the cliff at all. If not, when and how long will it take for all the treasures to be shipped out?
It only took three or five days of effort, the army had already left Panlong Mountain, arrived in Deshu Prefecture, and then sent a letter to the private soldiers in the northwest, asking them to send 100,000 horses to meet them.
Youshu was covered by his master as a baby pimple, and Liu Wen and others also respected him like a god. On the other hand, Emperor Chun actually learned to cook a big pot of rice, feed horses, brush horses, set up tents and other crafts, attached to General Huwei, and became a miscellaneous soldier. His body is really durable, even if he pierces his heart with an arrow, he can't die, but he just sheds some fishy black blood, and he has also saved up some military merits in the past few years and became a leader.
If there is a spirit under the moon concubine spring, I don't know whether to cry or laugh.