Liu Guanzhang secretly complained in his heart, look at you, you don't even have a temple! But he couldn't bring it out on his face, and asked with a humble face: "Real person, you will return to your position, do you have to make so bloody stabs?" I see that other people's masters are sitting! Even if you don't soar in the daytime, then don't fall to the ground? In fact, I can help you with this, your daughter-in-law and I, take a pillow and put it on your face, and it will be over in a few minutes, at least a corpse, you jumped off the 33rd floor, and fell like minced meat, how ugly? When people collect your body, they always rub it with a dustpan. ”

Lu Jian Zhenren sighed lightly, "Don't listen to that, how can you become a god without bloodshed?" ”

Yang Liu'an saw that he hadn't gotten to the point, and stabbed Liu Guanzhang next to him, Liu Guanzhang suddenly realized, and asked: "Real person, you see that you have returned to the sky, but you have been burdened by me, yesterday there were just the two of us on the top floor, you jumped down without saying a word, and the police thought that I threw you down, and now you haven't cleared the suspicion!" Do you see if you are affected, and explain the situation to the police comrades who handled the case? Don't put your life in my name, huh? I'm still on the run! ”

Lu Zhenren pursed his lips and asked rhetorically, "How can I tell the police?" ”

"You're still the same as just now, find a video of the police handling the case, explain the situation to others, if people don't believe it, you can change seven more gourd babies and become Ultraman, sue them that you are committing suicide, won't you take me out?"

Lu Jian Zhenren snorted coldly, "Me and them video? Which fairy has you ever seen looking for a police video? ”

I have never seen a fairy forcing someone to call him Dad! Liu Guanzhang dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, and said: "Isn't WeChat all going straight to Heaven now?" ”

"! Sue sù tell you, the reason why I was able to talk to you, and even the video, is not because of my spell, but because of the phone I left for you! That's not an ordinary mobile phone, that's a copycat warranty! ”

The cottage still has a fart warranty?

"It's the treasure of the Three Realms! Actually, it's not just a phone......"

"Or a portable camera?"

"Shut up! Listen to me! The mobile phone is just its appearance, in fact, he is the treasure of the Three Realms - Tongtian Treasure Box! ”

"Sounds like a knockoff MP4 brand."

Lu Jian Zhenren ignored Liu Guanzhang's complaints, and explained: "I can only contact the world through the mobile phone of the brand of guò and Tongtian treasure box, and in the world, there is only one such mobile phone!" ”

"That's worth a lot of money, isn't it?" Liu Guanzhang patted his forehead and understood the value of this mobile phone, "Real person, let me ask, why did you give me such an important treasure?" ”

Lu Jian Zhenren smiled slightly, "I said because you have immortal roots, do you believe it?" ”

Yang Liu'an next to him poked Sai Tianxian for a moment, "Is the fairy root proportional to the tease index?" ”

This matter is put aside for the time being, and the key question is, what to do with the case? As a fugitive, even if there is a mountain of gold, the meal is not fragrant!

"The case is easy to handle, I wrote a suicide note before jumping off the building, and hid it in a villa in the suburbs, as long as you go there and take out the suicide note and hand it over to the police, you will naturally clear the suspicion."

The fairy finally said something human.

"By the way, at night, go over the wall and go in, don't let people see it! For the specific place, you go to the place and contact me, and I will direct you. Lu Jian Zhenren instructed.

Over the wall? Liu Guanzhang was stunned for a moment, "I know that there is a suicide note there, can't I call the police?" ”

"Don't call the police! Remember, this is a revelation from the gods - don't call the police! Otherwise, it will not work for you! Lu Jian Zhenren admonished.

Liu Guanzhang thought for a while, "Real person, let me remind you, even if there are some unhealthy audio and video products in your villa, the police will not pursue it when they see it, you are all patty, the police can't give you another handcuff, but I can't do it, I'm still on the run, another burglary, I told the police that this is a revelation from the gods, can the police believe it?" ”

"Do what I say, the police are not immortals, how do they know that you will go to my villa? The police didn't even know that the villa was mine! ”

"Real person, I tell you the truth, don't mind, you immortal, I really think it's quite unreliable, listen to you?"

"I really can't do anything about you human beings, if you have nothing to do, go to the temple, ask the gods to worship the Buddha, throw stacks of money into the merit box, and give the monks to raise the white fat and white fat, now there are real immortals with names and surnames in front of you but are disobedient, since you were a child, you have not been taught to listen to the words of the gods, do you follow the instructions of the gods?"

We all listen to our wives and follow the party......

"Come on, in fact, I'm looking for you today, I just want to tell you about this, I can't pit you when I return to my position, take out my suicide note, even if I understand this matter, I'll talk about it another day, I still have something, I haven't coded it today, and if I don't write the full attendance award, it's gone."

"By the way, real person, if I steal a piece of the meatloaf you left in the world and stew it, can I live forever?"

Lu Pressure squinted, "You want to try a stew?" ”

"Forget it, it's not quarantined."

The video hung up, and the three of them didn't speak for a long time.

With the appearance of the rare species of immortals, the worldview of the three people was completely subverted, and they didn't recover from the shock for a while. After a long time, Yang Liu'an stuck out his tongue, returned to normalcy, and said: "I forgot to ask just now, who is my true destiny." ”

Liu Guanzhang touched his nose, "This matter should be in charge of Old Yue, right?" I should have asked Lu Lao Liu to teach me two tricks, learn a method of cultivating immortals, and strive to become a golden pill before the age of thirty. ”

Yang Liu'an pursed his lips, turned around and asked Sai Tianxian, "Sister Sai, what do you want to ask the immortals?" ”

"Asked ......"

I guess it's a face-to-face thing......

The scene was a little embarrassing, and Yang Liu'an yawned mockingly, "Toss a lot, it's not dawn yet, I'll continue to sleep." ”

Sai Tianxian also wanted to follow into the house, but was pulled by Liu Guanzhang, "Why don't you sit here and play with your mobile phone, and I'll go into the house and sleep on the bed for a while?" I can chat with the gods on this mobile phone! ”

Sai Tianxian pursed his lips and said politely: "Get out." ”

………………

When I woke up, the sky was bright, Sai Tianxian went downstairs to buy thirty copies and came up early, and the three of them sat around the table, eating and pondering about chatting with the gods in the middle of the night, if the three of them hadn't seen it with their own eyes, I'm afraid Liu Guanzhang would only think that he had a strange dream.

"I used my mobile phone Baidu to take a look, Lu Jian Zhenren, he has appeared a few times in the Fengshen List, his mana is strong, even Zhao Gongming was killed by him with the nailhead seven arrows book, and passed it to Jiang Ziya to cut the immortal flying knife, the knife urges people to get old, and he is really not an ordinary warrior!" Liu Guanzhang introduced.

This information was also searched by Sai Tianxian and Yang Liu'an, and the two nodded.

"Zhao Gongming, that's the God of Wealth! This guy killed the God of Wealth, you say, should we draw a line with him? ”