His Royal Highness the Emperor Taimiao, who knelt down in the temple, felt like he had kicked a rabbit on the way, and his heart was like kicking a rabbit, and he was careful that his liver kept pounding, he was really carried away QWQ at the time, and he actually arranged his father's **, and he was still thinking about how to sell a cute one so that his father would #Lift it high and put it down gently#.

Princess Zhou, who already knew what her son had done, raised her eyebrows as soon as she saw Tu Ze and said, "Isn't this His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun who has been kneeling in the temple for three hours?" "Schadenfreude could not be more pronounced.

Tu Ze immediately began to send X-ray waves towards Princess Zhou, "Mother, you went to the second emperor's uncle's house today, and the second emperor's aunt invited you to go to the play, but you couldn't delay it, and you also met the third emperor's aunt, and the fifth emperor's aunt didn't go, so the second emperor's aunt stabbed you again?" And you didn't stab back on the spot for the sake of your virtuous and virtuous image, am I right? After he finished speaking, he looked at Gu Qing and begged the tiger to touch him.

Gu Qing said slowly: "That's why you told your imperial grandfather that you like men?" ”

Princess Zhou's cup was overturned at the moment, and she felt that her brain was a little overturned.

Tu Ze said proudly: "I know the temperament of the imperial grandfather too well, all the mistakes are the fault of others, I said that I like men, the imperial grandfather will think about who taught me such a good seedling, and the second imperial uncle, who has recently made a fuss because of a play, is about to come out." Alas, in fact, I am quite annoyed by some people, who always do not reflect on themselves when they are unhappy, but are jealous of others. But mother, think about it in another direction, #不遭人嫉妒的是庸才#, the second emperor's aunt is envious and jealous of you, which means that you are not a complete mediocrity, which is worth celebrating, right? ”

Princess Zhou stepped up and grabbed Tu Ze's ears and twisted half a circle: "To you!" ”

Tu Ze screamed: "It hurts, it hurts." ”

Princess Zhou hurriedly put down the hand that twisted his ears, "I haven't made any effort yet." ”

Tu Ze hid beside Gu Qing as soon as he was a cat: "I mean my knees hurt." ”

Princess Zhou was suddenly angry and funny, and at the end she was a little weirdly moved, after all, her bear baby still knew that she was angry with her. This hasn't been touched yet, and as soon as his ears moved, he heard Tu Ze touch his chin and read in pieces: "Really speaking, the second emperor aunt and the second emperor uncle are not in line with the gods and separated, it doesn't make sense to say that she stabbed the mother concubine for the second emperor uncle, and recently the frequency of the second emperor aunt inviting the mother concubine to watch the play and listen to the music and enjoy the flowers has increased by 30% compared with last month, well, is it possible that the second emperor aunt is in the process of stabbing the mother concubine #From hate to love#?" It's not impossible, although the mother's IQ is always not up, but pretending to be virtuous and virtuous is still particularly able to bluff people, if I'm not mistaken, the second aunt and her own mother passed away when she was a child, and her father married a stepfamily, according to the evaluation of the stepmother in statistics, the second aunt misses her biological mother more and more, and it is understandable that there is a mother-lover complex. All of the above is my speculation, if it is pure coincidence. ”

Princess Zhou had the heart to kill this bear child, in fact, she really did it.

Seeing this, Tu Ze had already started to run out, he was kneeling and injured his knee and couldn't run fast, but when Princess Zhou chased him out, Tu Ze was pulling his skateboard out of the flowers, and the Zhongrui Palace's Mansion began to stage the Nth #Cat and Mouse#, and the palace people were quite calm, what to do.

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows slightly, turned around and went to the study in front.

After waiting for half an hour, His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson, who was above 10,000 people under one person, was carried in, lying on the couch for a long time, and he didn't see his father come to coax him, he rubbed the corners of his eyes and pinched the pillow horn and choked his vocal cords: "Little cabbage, the ground is yellow, poor Aze is like a grass." ”

Gu Qing held his cheeks and watched poor Aze direct and act for a long time, making everyone embarrassed, arching his head into the pillow and humming, Gu Qing said slowly: "Did I say that I would punish you for asking me about my sex life?" That's right, the bitter plan you planned earlier to deliberately provoke your mother and make your mother beat you is completely unnecessary. ”

His Royal Highness, the imperial grandson who was beaten in white, suddenly felt that he had nothing to love, but his father did not give him the ** training, but the blow to his heart was not over: "To answer your previous question, your fifth imperial aunt went, but she had to leave after staying for a while, I think a side concubine in her house was finally diagnosed as pregnant." ”

Tu Ze scrambled up, and there were no tears on his little face: "Finally? ”

"Oh, I think she's been pregnant for four months, and apparently your Fifth Emperor Uncle didn't know about it, and still spent the night in her room." Gu Qing lazily added, "This is probably the reason why the side concubine didn't follow your Fifth Emperor Aunt to the play today." ”

His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun is a man who has seen #Fancy House Fight#... "She wanted to announce the good news while everyone was there, so that she wouldn't #被害妄想症#太严zhòng了be bored in the future." "He made a mistake that is unforgivable.

Seeing through the qiē, the great Chitose looked at Tu Ze condescendingly: "My dear son, you have made more mistakes than this, and yes, you are still a goldfish, the most special goldfish in this world. So, think about how to deal with the nurturing grandma sent by your imperial grandfather to teach you the biology of growth, and the ensuing crowds of palace maids who let you give your first experience of purity. Why are you so surprised? Don't you know your imperial grandfather's temperament very well? ”

After Da Chitose finished speaking, he also showed a smile full of pity to the son of #Never-expected#, and His Royal Highness the Imperial Prince wanted to be quiet.

His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun secretly started the #Boy Body Defense Battle#, and he waited for a while with high morale, but he didn't see a herd of tigresses come to eat him, so he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked his omnipotent Daddy. Gu Qing showed an even more pitiful expression, "Did I tell you that something is about to happen?" ”

Tuze: "...... Daddy, you scold me! ”

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows slightly: "Huh? ”

Tu Ze tilted his head back to carefully observe his father's expression, and finally asked in frustration, "No?" ”

"Sooner or later, this thing of 'sex education' will happen, relax, Aze." Gu Qing touched Tu Ze's hair and 'comforted' him, Tu Ze was not comforted at all, and heard his father say: "Seeing that you are looking forward to it so much, maybe you can hint at your imperial grandfather and determine a specific date?" ”

Tuze: "...... Daddy, I was wrong QWQ"

Gu Qing seemed unmoved: "So? ”

Tu Ze showed a sunflower-like smile to his father, and said with a special confidence: "Since Aze apologized after knowing his mistakes, so let's go to Causeway Street to eat wontons." ”

- His Royal Highness's strategy is this: I was wrong, I apologize, and then it's okay for me. The skin is thick enough, which is good.

Gu Qing also teased enough, so he #lifted it gently, put it down high# and put it down# of this matter, and the father and son went out in their regular clothes.

When he arrived at Causeway Street, His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson found a very serious problem, he didn't bring the money bag out, and looked at his father with big eyes. Gu Qing's expression couldn't see any flaws: "What's wrong?" Didn't you say you were going to invite me to ravioli? ”

Tu Ze patted his chest at the moment: "Don't worry, Daddy, I'd rather be hungry than hungry Daddy." ”

Gu Qing said lightly: "Really? ”

"Of course, Daddy, I have long wanted to play a #Sell My Body to Bury My Father#, phew, it's #I sold my body just for my Daddy to eat a bowl of fragrant and hot wontons#. Wow, maybe this will go down in history and become the twenty-fifth filial piety that touched the world, oh my God, I myself was moved by my filial piety. Tu Ze looked really eager to try, and the housekeepers and guards behind the father and son, who were not to say the most noble, but also the most noble, were all black lines. Today, if they let His Royal Highness the Emperor Sun sell his body to bury his father, bah, they are selling themselves to buy wontons, they don't have to wait for tomorrow, they will find a rope to end themselves tonight!

The handsome Chitose smiled slightly, "I'm looking forward to it." ”

- Ah, hey, Oh Chitose, don't add fuel to the fire!

His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun began to roll up his sleeves, and the housekeepers and guards all raised their throats, and suddenly His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun's eyes lit up: "Daddy, I saw the third uncle, let's go fight the autumn breeze!" ”

- Ah, hey, is that how you use the autumn wind? Can you find a father and son in the world who are richer than the two of you?

The third uncle in Tu Ze's mouth is talking about the third son of Emperor Yongning, Tu Xin, who is now named a loyal prince and is now running an errand in the household department. He is really not alone, he is still accompanied by Xue Wenquan, the left waiter of the household, Lin Hai, and the right waiter Zhou Bin, who is here to have a small meeting in the restaurant.

The expression that Tu Yu has experienced in the past few years has become more and more gone, and he was talking to Xue Wenquan when he heard a very lively and energetic voice: "Third uncle, my dear third uncle, my generous third uncle, my nephew wants to kill you!" ”

Tu Xun, who has an old-fashioned personality, was thinking about what kind of body he was so unrestrained, so he caught a glimpse of Xue Wenquan's subconscious action of hiding his face, and he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and the next moment he was hugged by the bear child, and his face was slapped twice, and he couldn't stand it and suddenly scolded angrily: "What kind of system!" ”

"Bucket? I didn't bring a bucket, third uncle. Tu Ze blinked his big moist eyes, and his face was dazed.

Vain: "......"

Xue Wenquan is an important minister in the Da Chitose team, and Zhou Bin is the male son of Princess Zhou's mother's family, these are all acquaintances, but the newly transferred left attendant of the household department, Lin Hai, who is like a sea, is still very new, and his expression is a little out of place at the moment. Xue Wenquan sighed in his heart His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson #Destroying people tirelessly#, and had to fake cough on his face to remind His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson who was pretending to be stupid, and then Lord Lin Ruhai Lin witnessed the #One second declension #, phew, it is a second to change His Royal Highness: Tu Ze, who was a scoundrel at the last moment, stood still with his hands behind his back the next moment, and his starry eyes swept over Lin Ruhai, "I think you are the left waiter of the household department." ”

Lin Ruhai hurriedly bent his waist: "The subordinate is exactly." ”

Tu Zesheng's lips are red and his teeth are white, his posture is elegant, and he can bluff people when he pretends to be a person, just like now, he looked at Lin Ruhai again and said: "Ancestral hometown Yangzhou, lost his wife in his early years, did not remarry, and now he has a daughter under his knees, eleven or twelve years old, very aura." Hmm, it's a little late to say happy birthday now, don't you mind? ”

His Royal Highness the Imperial Prince is so down-to-earth, where does Lin Ruhai dare to mind, he doesn't dare to be busy.

In Quanzhong, Xue Wenquan and Zhou Bin glanced at each other and drew this conclusion from each other's expressions. And at this time, His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson, who had just finished pretending, waved his fist childishly: "Look at the two of you eyebrows, you know that I am right again, so you two will help pay for the meal this time." ”

Xue Wenquan & Zhou Bin: "......" was also shot while lying down.

Tu Yu: "......" the century-old reputation of the Great Liang Dynasty.

Lin Ruhai: "......" His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson is not very good at idioms... Right?

At this time, the big Chitose came over gracefully, and stood there with a slight bow, and his bearing was compelling, not only did he become admired, but the three leaders of the household department also restrained their posture and became respectful.

Only His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun was not disturbed, and he smiled into a sunflower: "So let's go eat fragrant and hot wontons~"

This fragrant and hot wonton is not from a restaurant, but a blunt stall at the entrance of the alley, the kind of roadside stall.

It's not a meal now, there are not many guests, and the wontons are sold by an old couple, who obviously know Tu Ze, "The little boy brought your father here again?" ”

"Yes, there are still three accounts of my third uncle and my grandfather's family today."

The head of the household and the left and right servants of the household department were instantly demoted to account rooms, but after thinking about it, this analogy is also appropriate.

Of course, it wasn't just a few of them who came over, Gu Qing and Tu Ze followed here, and Tu Xi and their side also followed them, and now I can see what happened to Su Zhan. Da Chitose and His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun can be calm, not to mention to help clean up the table, in vain there want to go over to clean up the table, chairs, benches and chopsticks, His Royal Highness the Imperial Sun has been very dog-legged and took a rag that I don't know where it came from, put it on his shoulder, and pretended to be a little second to serve his father: "This handsome guest officer, your arrival really makes the small shop shine, Xiaosheng is really fortunate to see you such a freehand and romantic person, presumably your kid is also Bing Xue smart, outstanding, People love flowers when they see them, right? ”

Da Chitose replied very face-savingly: "Well, he has a strange bone." ”

Do you think this is a rare place for His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson? You must know that His Royal Highness the Imperial Grandson's self-boasting skills have been perfected: "Bone Qingqi, that means that he is different, extraordinary, and he is a little strange." ”

You know how big you are!

Tu Yu, who couldn't stand it, almost coughed out his lungs, and the imperial grandson gave him a straight look: "Third uncle, why are you still standing?" ”

Tu Yu: "......" the century-old reputation of the Great Liang Dynasty!!

Xue Wenquan and Zhou Bin have adapted well, but Lord Lin Ruhailin's heart has begun to collapse.

I finally ate the fragrant and hot wontons, and at this time, I didn't know where a monk came from the alley, and it seemed that he was about to come here, and the big Chitose who had a habit of cleanliness frowned, and glanced at it lightly. At that glance, the strange monk seemed to be frozen, and when he could move, he turned around and ran away without saying a word.

A monk together: "QWQ" warning illusion misunderstands me!