Chapter 056 - Derpy, the all-round master
Chapter 056 - The all-round master Mu Xiaodu
Yin Haoyan said: "This kind of two-day and one-night outdoor variety show is like this, if you really can't accept it, come back, I will be responsible for the liquidated damages." โ
Mu Kun was stunned: "I didn't mean that......"
Yin Haoyan said: "But you do feel very uncomfortable, don't you?" โ
Mu Kun said: "That's right, but ......"
Yin Haoyan said: "Huh? โ
"But......" Mu Kun hesitated, "I have already signed a contract with the program team, so it's not good to give up halfway, and the promotional film that crosses the limit has been on for a long time, I can't be irresponsible." โ
When Yin Haoyan heard this, he chuckled: "In that case, you can only endure it." โ
Mu Kun said: "I'm just not used to it. โ
Yin Haoyan teased: "I'm not used to it, so you came to me to complain?" โ
Mu Kun blushed inexplicably, "It's not a complaint, I'm just ...... Too nervous. He paused, "You know, I'm a little scared to go into a crowded place, and I'm going to be very uncomfortable to be watched by so many people, and I'm going to break out in a cold sweat or something. โ
"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Yin Haoyan's tone suddenly became stern.
Mu Kun was taken aback, "What's wrong?" โ
Yin Haoyan said: "You can be regarded as a social phobia. โ
"Probably, it seems to be a little." Mu Kun is a little unfamiliar with this academic word, but the word social is indeed his weak link. Maybe it's because since he was a child, in addition to going to school, he was locked up at home by Liu Yunhe most of the time to learn this and that, even if he went out, he only followed Tan Ying to the cram school outside, rarely had contact with people, even the most ordinary shopping, he had never experienced it.
So when he found himself in a strange place a year ago, he was very scared.
But he was isolated at that time, and there was no one he knew around, not even Tan Ying was nowhere to be found, but fortunately, Xiao Xiao was obediently by his side, so that he was familiar with that environment. It's just that his social phobia is estimated to be no better in this life.
"I knew I should have asked you to bring your assistant." Yin Haoyan's tone was very annoyed.
When he set off before, An Luo asked yรฌ Mukun to take an assistant on the road together, and he had a good life to take care of. But Mu Kun is not used to being taken care of, and secondly, he feels that it will only take three or four days to shoot in other places, and he doesn't need an assistant at all.
So he went on the road alone.
On the other hand, among the other four teammates, which one of them is not served by the assistant in front of the saddle?
It's no wonder Mu Kun was so panicked.
The first time I encountered this situation, there was no one around me to talk to.
The two chatted for a while, and most of them were Yin Haoyan giving guidance to Mu Kun and explaining the key points and details of this kind of real-time shooting. Although Yin Haoyan has not participated in similar shows himself, has he never eaten pork and never seen a pig run? It is more than enough to teach Mu Kun, a little fresh meat who has never eaten pork or seen a pig run, to solve his doubts.
"Brother Yin, after you talked to me so much, I feel much better now." Mu Kun said with a smile.
"Really?" Yin Haoyan was pleasantly surprised, "Then what are you going to do to repay me?" โ
โโฆโฆ Yes? โ
"Although we haven't confirmed our relationship yet, I'm going to reluctantly let you kiss me over the phone."
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Mu Kun smiled dryly: "Brother Yin, don't be kidding......"
"Do I think someone would joke about something like this?" Yin Haoyan's voice became stern again, "Hurry up, don't be discovered." โ
Mu Kun: "......"
Why do you want to do the same thing as cheating?
Yin Haoyan rolled his eyes and urged: "Hurry up, the phone bill is also very expensive." "According to Mu Kun's usual life style, he must be thrifty.
Sure enough, as soon as Mu Kun heard the second half of the sentence, he spoke up, but he was still hesitant: "Brother Yin, this is not good." โ
"What's wrong," Yin Haoyan said nonsense seriously, "You don't treat me as a friend, if we are friends, what is there to mind about a kiss." Hurry up, the director called me to film, and I slipped out halfway. โ
Mu Kun didn't know if he was confused.
The ghost made the god send, and he really kissed the microphone gently, and it was still the kind with the ring.
I can't help it, I can't hear it on the other side without a sound.
After he finished this action, the breathing on the other end of the phone stopped instantly, but Mu Kun had no leisure time to pay attention, his face was almost burning at the moment, and he didn't understand why he did the act just now.
Shame on the dead!!
Mu Kun hurriedly covered the phone, glanced around in horror, and saw that no one noticed this, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, Yin Haoyan's voice sounded again: "Really good, good night baby, I wish you a good night's sleep." โ
It's over, and it's a kiss with a ring.
Mu Kun's heart that he had just put down instantly rose again, and the whole person burned even more.
Damn, how can any friend kiss each other!! Mu Kun felt that he had a bad brain to follow Yin Haoyan's words. However, at this time, the phone had been cut off, and Mu Kun could only return the phone to the crew.
The little brother of the props team glanced at Mu Kun's flushed face suspiciously, and watched him leave with an inexplicable expression.
Mu Kun returned to the room designated by the crew, and then he had the energy to look at it.
Just now, he was so frightened by the fact that there were no less than ten cameras of all sizes in the room, and he ran out to find his mobile phone before he had time to look at anything, and he didn't have time to look at the room at all.
Truth be told, this B&B has a very local tropical style and atmosphere.
Unlike the inland, the floor of the room here is covered with bamboo tatami mats.
As soon as he thought that he would have to spend the next two days and nights with these cameras, Mu Kun felt a sense of bitterness arise again.
Thinking of what Yin Haoyan said to him before, Mu Kun moved his facial muscles, showed a somewhat stiff smile, and beckoned to the camera next to the bed: "Hi~"
Then he slipped into bed.
Turn off the lights and go to bed!
What Mu Kun didn't know was that his stupid behavior was a cute girl aunt when the highlights edited by the program team were broadcast.
Mu Kun remembered what Yin Haoyan had told him, there was no light in the room, and the camera couldn't shoot him.
And the cameras of this kind of show are generally turned off at night, and what they want to shoot is the task link during the day, not the life of the stars in the middle of the night, and at most the stars are sleepy in the morning, and a few minutes before getting up and washing.
So after the tense love, Mu Kun had a good night's sleep.
Until six o'clock the next morning.
Mu Kun's biological clock was later than six o'clock, so when the crew's cameraman sneaked in with a camera to shoot Mu Kun in his sleep, Mu Kun woke up instantly.
He jumped up from the bed with a carp, rolled into the corner on his side, and looked at the incoming man in a posture of the enemy.
The videographers were dumbfounded.
What kind of performance is this martial arts master's general performance going to make trouble?
He's just carrying a camera! As for looking at him with such horrified eyes? Is he a monster? Will it eat people?
The cameraman's heart was broken.
The cameraman guessed correctly, Mu Kun really regarded the camera as a monster.
Although he had the experience of being woken up by Yin Haoyan before, it was just one person in the end. Now there are three or four people in a swarm, and the one in the lead is still carrying such a big guy, Mu Kun has not kicked out to kill the demons and demons.
But Mu Kun immediately reacted that he was now in front of the camera, so he hurriedly patted his little beating heart, got up from the ground, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, big brother, your camera is too big, and it slammed in front of me and scared me." โ
The videographer can't talk during the recording, he can only lip-synch: "Hehe." โ
Mu Kun: "......"
When Mu Kun was "driven" by a group of people to the small courtyard, there were already two people washing.
One is athlete Hu Hao, and the other is middle-aged actor Tang Zhen.
Hu Hao was wearing a vest and shorts, and he was boldly washing his face with water in his hand, and the camera behind him didn't know how much water was stained.
Tang Zhen looked much more elegant, he had just finished brushing his teeth and was taking a towel to wash his face.
Mu Kun suddenly felt a bit like he was in prison, a group of prison guards held video cameras behind the prisoners, watched them brush their teeth, wash their faces and eat breakfast, and if they were not obedient, they would let their embarrassment out for everyone to see.
Mu Kun shook his head, threw those cranky thoughts out of his head, walked over to say hello, and began to wash.
Then, Han Mingliang, who was the โกโก, and Niu Wenlong, who was also an actor, also came out of the room.
Han Mingliang is eating youth, and his face is speechless, even if he just woke up, it is eye-catching. That Niu Wenlong is far behind, he looks ordinary, quite festive, does not have a strong recognition, and his acting skills are only above average, so he has not been very famous.
Han Mingliang didn't seem to wake up much, and he looked ignorant when he ate.
Mu Kun looked at his nose that almost rushed into the bowl several times, and silently pinched his sweat for him.
What he didn't know was that the appearance of others was most likely performed for the sake of shooting effects.