This carriage is too familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere, I thought about it, it is the door of the green stacked smoke willows. On one side, I saw the luxury buildings with red carpet paving and colorful tents flying not far away. The four gilded characters of the green stacked smoke willow are embedded in the gold-inlaid red plaque, and the large group of colorful brocade yarn is embraced, which is beautiful and luxurious.

Chen Suyan said: "It was your horse that hit and injured my sister first, why is it still indiscriminate?" ”

The little maid has bright eyes and bright teeth, and her dexterous bun is wrapped with red silk tassels, and she purses her pink little lips: "My horses have always been well-behaved, and they must have been surprised by you!" Shui Lingling's eyes turned around and fell on me, bent his lips and smiled, and stretched out his finger: "Yes, it is used to seeing pearl-like beauties, and when you see this dress that is neither male nor female, don't be so frightened." ”

I snorted: "I thought that horses only recognized the beauty and ugliness of mares, but they also had insight into people, but you had sex with them to open its aesthetic mind......"

Chen Suyan's face was extremely ugly, she covered my mouth, and turned around to raise the volume: "Oh, it turned out to be an uninformed beast." ”

She said this skillfully, which meant that Sang scolded Huai. The little girl's face sank, and Chen Suyan immediately smiled lightly: "My sister dressed up like this made it frightened and frightened, and then when she saw an even more bizarre outfit, wouldn't she want to jump into the lake." In recent years, the barbarians in the southwest, and the alien races in the northern desert have traded with us, and there are many contacts, so you have to be careful not to meet them on the street. ”

A handsome little girl in pink clothes came out of it and looked at us fiercely: "What's the matter, now that our horse has been shocked, do you want to refuse to even apologize?" I didn't let you lose money! ”

Chen Suyan said: "I didn't know and was frightened, and I want to blame others for obstructing your eyes, dare to feel that this majestic road to listen to the rain was opened by your family?" ”

At this moment, my mind fluctuated strangely, and before I could figure out what was happening, the two horses in front of me suddenly raised their heads and roared, and rushed towards us, shaking the groom and the two little maids, one pink and one green, to the ground.

A frightened scream was heard from inside the carriage.

Seeing the lively crowd fleeing in all directions, Chen Suyan and I also ran away in the chaos, I was confused and suddenly shocked, these two horses have been following me! I'm teary-eyed, could it be that I'm really so ugly that I can't even look at the horses?

Just as they were about to collide, a dark figure descended from the sky, wrapped its arms around the waist of my bucket, pulled me up like a turnip, and slipped twice in the air and fell back to the ground. Before I could stand firm, the shadow let go of me quickly, and one jumped into the carriage, and he steadied himself in the bumping, and quickly grasped the reins, and the two horses stood up, neighing into the sky, and finally fell silent.

I saw his face clearly, and it was the half-face beard that had just saved me, and I ran forward excitedly: "Thank you so much!" You're not hurt, are you? ”

He smiled at me, his teeth were white and shining, and I was a little glaring: "I'm fine." ”

Why did he smile so happily? I laughed dryly twice: "What's the name of the strong man?" Why don't we have tea together? "I actually have three or four taels of silver left in my pocket, but fortunately, Chen Suyan paid for the whole process today, and I was happy to borrow flowers to offer Buddha.

Chen Suyan and Chunman ran up in shock: "Thank you for saving the strong man many times!" ”

He smiled: "My name is ......"

"Gross!" Suddenly, a woman with red makeup and chaotic sideburns rushed out of the carriage, her face was pale, and she vomited wildly on the half of her beard at the door of the carriage, and most of her things vomited on him.

We stiffened in place, dumbfounded. The half-bearded man suddenly screamed, jumped three feet high, pointed at the woman and scolded, and even changed his voice: "You, you, where are you spitting!" I, I'll strangle you! ”

This can't be helped, Chen Suyan and I hurriedly rushed up to pull him: "Don't mess around!" ”

The two maids, one pink and one green, hurriedly came over and helped the distracted woman off the car, handed a towel and beat her shoulder and patted her chest. After coaxing for a long time, they muttered for a while, the pink-clothed maid got up and ran in the direction of the green stacked smoke willows, and the green-clothed maid glared at us with a fierce gaze: "Look! I'll just say you scared the horse! Ugly! Don't go out on the streets in the future, maybe you will cause some trouble! ”

I pulled at the half-face mustache that was completely out of control, and said, "The reason why they are crazy is not because I am ugly, but because their owner is a crazy woman!" I've been exposed to your madness! ”

"You, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"You're a shrew, your girl is a madwoman, these two horses are stupid horses!"

"You! You! I'm not going to tear your mouth today! ”

"I'm afraid you won't make it!"

As soon as I let go of the half-face beard, rolled up my sleeves, and rushed forward with the half-face beard, I stopped in front of him and set off a sky-high arrogance: "This is our woman's grudge!" Don't meddle! ”

The green maid smiled coldly, and rushed to the ground, before I could get ready, I was kicked in the chest, fell out, and smashed my ass to the ground, and there was a burst of laughter all around.

It turned out that she had practiced martial arts, and her skills were not bad, I was stunned, and hurriedly got up, she stepped forward a few steps, raised her feet sideways, and kicked sideways, and after the green shadow floated, I lay on the ground again. The cheers all around me kept coming, and my lungs were about to explode when I heard it.

Chen Suyan and Chunman hurriedly ran to help me, and the three of us surrounded the green-clothed maid inside. She sneered disdainfully, raised her leg and kicked Chun Man with a snort, turned over and gave Chen Suyan a crisp and loud slap, followed by an arm to slap me in the face, hitting me painfully and spicy.

"Awesome!"

"Well played!"

"Little lady, a few more tricks!"

……

My mind was racing, and although I didn't have the strength to be an adult, my body was very suitable for being beaten. Although Chen Suyan couldn't withstand the beating, she was strong and beat people hard. As for Chunman, she is suitable for both, with rough skin and thick flesh and great strength.

I looked at them, and they looked at me, and their eyes were surprisingly the same, could it be the same as I thought? Then we nodded at the same time with a very tacit understanding, and Chunman and I rushed up and tore together with the green-clothed maid. Chen Suyan stood outside the fighting circle, observing the situation.

After Chunman received a slap, he grabbed her hair in pain. My eye sockets were smashed several times by her fist, I grabbed her fist at the right time, gritted my teeth and broke it hard, the back of her hand almost touched her wrist, she screamed, and Chunman and I kicked her to the ground at the same time.

At this time, Chen Suyan appeared on the stage and took out her housekeeping skills - high-fives for life.

As the most senior victim of this technique, I deeply understand the lethality of Chen Suyan, I stood aside and laughed sinisterly, and tore my mouth, hum!

The green-clothed maid was pressed by Chunman, powerless to parry, and a series of crisp slaps accompanied by her muffled screams made me feel happy to hear.

Then her young lady dressed in red pounced, this is easy to deal with, I also pounced, and she rolled around on the ground and tossed, she pulled my cheek, I pulled her hair, she kicked me in the stomach, I hit her in the face with my elbow.

The crowd of onlookers was excited, constantly applauding and applauding, but at this moment someone shouted: "The thugs are coming, the thugs are coming!" ”

A group of men with big shoulders and round waists ran over fiercely, led by the woman in pink who had just left.

Chen Suyan and Chunman hurriedly got up, and I also ended the tearing with the woman in red very quickly, at this time, if Chen Suyan's identity is taken out to bluff people, then her face will be lost, and the dignified county ordered the daughter to tear and beat the prostitutes on the street, this topic is definitely the favorite of the people in the market.

The three of us glanced at each other, and suddenly we ran behind us with a tacit understanding, plopping three times, and plunged into the water together. When I got ashore, I looked back and found that the thugs were lying on the ground, looking at us stupidly with half of their beards, and we were stupid. Then I laughed and raised my hand excitedly, my hand was in the shape of a trumpet on the side of my mouth, and I shouted, "Well done big bearded brother!" Thank you! The next time we meet, we will definitely invite you to tea! "