If you ask all the children's shoes who have traveled back to ancient times, what is the most unbearable thing for you?

The otaku will reply: "Mobile phone, I don't understand the world without the Internet!" ”

The Korean drama girl will answer: "No Do Min Joon xi, woo woo woo ......"

Polytechnic man: "Go to the toilet, you don't know that there is tissue paper here...... The bamboo slices are so difficult to use, and the chrysanthemums are so painful......"

Bai Fumei: "No cosmetics, skin care products, nail polish, perfume...... Wait, I'm not done yet......"

Foodie: "No spice packets, potato chips, cakes, chicken thighs, pizza...... Wait, I'm not done yet! ”

For Qin You, it doesn't matter if there is no paper seasoning package network, what he suffers the most is that there is no rubber band. Yes, you read that right, the most painful thing about him is the absence of a rubber band.

He had never paid attention to this thing used by women before, it was nothing more than to tie up her hair. By the time he has long hair and waist-length, well, there is no girl to marry him, but there is a lot of trouble.

The owner of this body has grown a good handful of hair, and although it is already weak, the number has not decreased much.

So when he combed his hair every morning, it became Qin You's most painful time.

Qin You, who couldn't even afford a bronze mirror, could only comb his hair to the water in the water tank every morning. In the past, he always felt that his girlfriend was procrastinating, and it would take ten minutes to tie his hair, but now it's his turn, let alone ten minutes, and he can get it done in half an hour.

In ancient times when there were no rubber bands, you could only tie your hair with a very thin rope, or wrap it with hairpins and cloth towels. Tie it into a horsetail style with a thin rope, because the thin rope has no tightness, and the hair often spreads out, making Qin You almost collapse.

I wanted to cut it shorter, but I didn't even have scissors. When he went to borrow it from the village chief's house, as soon as they heard that Qin You was going to cut his hair, they immediately persuaded him.

In ancient times, hair and skin were considered sacred and could not be harmed at will, otherwise it would be considered disrespectful. If you want to cut your hair, you must also have an elder in the family to cut it.

Qin You was speechless, there were so many local rules broken, it was really troublesome.

So Qin You tied his hair full of complaints, and finally the ponytail was not up, so he drooped casually, and from a distance, he still looked like a literary and artistic youth.

is the so-called thirty years ago in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, even if Qin You now has no female ticket, otherwise with his current skills and speed in tying his hair, he will definitely be dumped.

If God could give him another choice, he would definitely not choose the medicine bag, but the space where he could spit out rubber bands!

Well, a few more bags of instant noodles and a box of candy would be nice. He hadn't eaten sweet food for months, which made him hungry. The section of chocolate and cream cake that I didn't care about in my previous life is just a small piece.

Wiping the saliva from the corners of his mouth, Qin You woke up from his fantasy and took out the pediatric whooping cough syrup and anti-inflammatory drugs from the medicine bag.

Recently, late autumn has come, and many children in the village have been infected with whooping cough. This kind of disease will give mothers a headache in modern times, not to mention the backward era of medicine in ancient times. Forget about whooping cough, there is a child who has pneumonia very badly. The symptoms of pneumonia in young children were very insignificant, only accompanied by a slight cough, and Qin You only expected him to have bacterial pneumonia instead of viral pneumonia.

After the stupid girl of the ugly daughter-in-law's family saw Qin Youlai, she happily got up from the bed. Compared to the previous few days, she is almost better.

"Brother Qin, do you have sugar water to eat today?"

Qin You nodded, and then he was very sad to discover the fact that if he wanted to eat sweet, it would only be this kind of pediatric cough syrup.

Life is too sad to wipe away tears.

Qin You's rule is that no one is allowed to watch during the treatment, and the ugly daughter-in-law and her man went out early. He twisted the cap of the bottle, followed the instructions for the potion, and poured it for the silly girl to drink.

Because it was sweet, the silly girl drank it very happily, and after drinking it, she still blinked at Qin You.

"Can I drink some more? Brother Qin, this is delicious. I've never had such a good sugar water. ”

Qin You touched her head and said gently, "This is medicine, it's not good to eat too much." Waiting for your illness to heal, will my brother give you halva? ”

"Really? I like halva the most, Brother Qin is the best, I will be your bride when I grow up! ”

When leaving, the ugly daughter-in-law gave a few potatoes. In the next two houses, he harvested two more eggs and several bales of corn.

When he came to the child's house with pneumonia, Qin You felt a little heavy. It is not easy for children to get this disease, but modern anti-inflammatory drugs obviously work wonderfully, and the little boy called Fat Melon has stopped coughing, his fever has subsided, and he seems to be in a lot of energy.

Qin You breathed a sigh of relief, thank God!

If the little boy has viral pneumonia, it will be troublesome, and taking antibiotics for this disease will not be of any use at all.

The fat melon family is relatively wealthy, and the fat aunt gave a chicken to Qin You. On the way home, I met a dog baby and an erniu who went hunting in the mountains, and they held a large number of tomatoes in their arms.

Ever since Qin You proved that this thing could be eaten, the villagers had been collecting it on a large scale. The peculiar thing is that with such frequent picking, the tomatoes should be picked quickly, but every time the villagers go up the mountain, they will always find more tomatoes popping up, all of which are red like fire, sweet and sour, very popular with children.

When the dog baby saw Qin You, she showed a sincere smile, and took out the largest and reddest ones from her arms and stuffed them into Qin You's basket.

"Little Brother Qin, my mother said that the winter in the mountains is too cold, so I made you a padded jacket, and I will send it to you later."

Qin You's heart was moved, he was afraid of the cold, and he didn't dare to wear single clothes in summer. Recently, the seasons have changed, and after the autumn harvest, the temperature has dropped significantly. Compared to the towns, the mountains are even colder after dark. For several nights, Qin You was directly awakened by freezing, and had to find all his clothes to wear on his body in order to barely fall asleep.

The next day, while he rode in a carriage to the town to look at the shops, he bought several thick quilts. The quilt was of good quality, and the asking price was not low, and it cost Qin You three taels of silver.

Because I plan to settle down in Muli Village for the time being, I still have to buy some necessities. First of all, there are pots and pans, and then chai, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar tea, tea and chai Qinyou don't need it, so I didn't buy it; I also bought a piece of low-grade cloth and asked the village aunts to help make a few clothes. In the end, he also bought a few catties of bacon, a dozen catties of flour and aged rice, a few catties of halva, and a catty of pork ribs for stewing soup, spending a total of more than a dozen taels of silver.

Originally, he wanted to buy a mirror and an oil lamp, but after doing the math, a hundred taels of silver was really not much, and now he has no income, which is equivalent to sitting on a mountain of empty food, so he can only tighten his belt, and he can save a little. Waiting to buy a good land and a shop, and have an income to further improve their lives.

There is no good paddy field, this season is the autumn harvest, and the good land will not be sold; There are a few shops, but the location is too poor, and they will be sold because of the loss of business. Qin You didn't want to be wronged, so he could only wait until next spring to take a look.

When I returned to the village, I happened to meet a fellow villager, who was honest and reliable, not only didn't want Qin You's silver, but also helped him transport things back, so that Qin You saved a lot of money.

Lying on the straw mat, looking at the blue sky, Qin You took out his mobile phone and thought about that railing gentleman, it's been almost two months, why hasn't he come yet?

He has studied this mobile phone clearly in the past few months, although the appearance is exactly the same as the one he used before, but the inside is completely different.

The first is memory.

The memory of this mobile phone is incredibly large, and there are all the anime, comics, novels, songs, and movies that Qin You likes, but these are not important.

After the egg hatched, a special software suddenly appeared in his mobile phone, called Pathology, as long as he entered the corresponding pathological characteristics, he could show which diseases it was. It usually shows which medicine can be used to cure the disease, and then he just looks at the ring (yes, the egg hatches a ring, and the ring is the space) and whatever medicine comes to mind will appear in his hand out of thin air.

When he turned on his phone today, he found another strange place.

All the software in this is useful, but this super WeChat, has not shown its role. At first, Qin You was quite interested, taking pictures to record his life, but he soon got tired of it. Because he is the only one on this WeChat, there is no one who even likes it, and he is lonely and cold.

Qin You couldn't figure it out, but today he opened the software and found that the signal sign that had been dim before was lit up.

This sign resembles the shape of a four-leaf clover, and Qin You has never understood what it means. But when he logged in to Super WeChat today, there was an extra grid on the menu bar, and the logo on it was composed of one person and multiple people, and there was a two-way arrow between them, and the arrow was lit up at this time. Qin You squinted his eyes, could it be what he thought?

He immediately clicked on the square, and the little chrysanthemum spun around, and after two seconds, a lot of things appeared on the page.

Qin You glanced at it, there were all kinds of things, and at the top were some foods that made the mouth water, in addition to food, there were also cosmetics, skin care products, some commonly used building materials, and even weapons!

Could it be that these can be bought?

Qin You hurriedly clicked on the link of a picture, and found that there was not even an introduction in it, no pictures, no price, only an avatar. The avatar looks like a foreign boy with brown hair and blue eyes, and a big smile.

Qin You hesitated for a moment, and was about to click on the avatar to take a look, but he didn't expect the phone to suddenly vibrate, and a message popped up.

"Edmund Lancaster wants to add you as a friend, yes/no?"

This news was undoubtedly more shocking than a ghost call, Qin You was so shocked that he almost didn't hold his phone. He quickly clicked 'Yes', and the brunette profile picture immediately appeared in the friends bar.

Dididi's voices were endless, all of them were messages from the other party, and Qin You suddenly felt that these things that the old man gave him were definitely not simple.

"Brother Zhuo, what's going on up front?"

"Brother Yun, don't come out, it's windy outside, be careful of hemoptysis tonight. A few officials were interrogating me just now, and I have already sent them away. ”

The curtain embroidered with moire with gold thread was opened, and the eight well-trained Kunlun slaves who were traveling at a speed stopped, and the other eight replacement Kunlun slaves also stopped.

"I've been sick lately, and I haven't had time to deal with a lot of news." Yun Guanjing coughed a few times, "I heard that a lot of things have happened on the rivers and lakes recently. ”

Zhuo Langyu's expression froze, and he immediately remembered the matter of Xu Lanqing and Zhu Zhan.

"You know, we have some cooperative relationship with the Imperial Court. A few months ago, around the beginning of May, the national teacher who had been practicing in Taihua Mountain suddenly returned to Beijing urgently, and then there were visions in various places. Then many sects, especially those secretly associated with the imperial court, were commissioned. ”

A beautiful maid next to her took out a champa and wiped the sweat on her forehead for Yun Guanjing, who took the tea and took a sip.

"Of course, we received the same commission. Curiously, the content of the commission is vague and incomplete. The imperial court, or the national teacher, is looking for another person, this person is not limited to the old and young, anyone is possible. ”

Zhuo Langji has been busy looking for the resurrection order and the doctor recently, and he really doesn't know much about the things on the rivers and lakes. It was the first time he had heard of such a peculiar commission.

"How do you find this? Who is the court looking for? ”

Yun Guanjing chuckled: "What's interesting is that the only condition that is certain is that this person is carrying a lot of special jade. ”

Hearing the word jade, a trace of information flashed in Zhuo Langyu's mind, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "What do you mean...... Hina Peng appeared? ”

"There is a Star Palace in Taihua Mountain, and legend has it that every generation of national teachers can see the heavenly machine from there. I think I can make the national teacher hurry back to the capital, and there is nothing else but this. This time, our Ming Dynasty can no longer afford to lose its young peng. ”

There are too many legends about Hinpeng, and there are many untrue information mixed with true and false. Zhuo Langji had naturally heard of it, but he always thought it was just a story made up, after all, it had been more than a hundred years since the last appearance of the young Peng.

"The true identity of Hinpeng has always been classified by the imperial court, and most of us don't know it. However, I still know a little about the previous generation of young Peng. ”

The previous generation of young birds was the shortest surviving time of all generations of young birds, and they died in just one year. This incident is so famous that the historians can't cover it up if they want to, and wild history is flying all over the sky. The reason for this is because until the death of the young peng, the national teacher of that generation could not determine who the young peng was! It can only be vaguely determined that it is a concubine in the harem of the emperor. The emperor was born to be lustful, and there were more than 10,000 high-grade concubines in the harem, and there were countless palace maids and guards.

Where there are many women, there are naturally many troubles, and in order to compete for the second chair, the women of the harem have tried their best. For a while, the harem was controlled by Concubine Li, and the woman was ruthless, constantly eradicating dissidents, and finally even the queen who was beaten into the cold palace did not let go. Murder, framing, provoking ...... Hundreds of palace people died in just a few months.

It was during that time that he died.

As soon as the young Peng died, the Emperor of Heaven was furious, and there was a terrible movement in the entire capital, with countless casualties. The Ming Palace collapsed, and the Emperor himself was hit in the head by the suddenly flying tiles and died.

The emperor died, and the beauties of the harem did not escape. For some reason, Concubine Li was pierced by the collapsed shelf, and several palace maids in charge of serving were crushed into meatloaf by the collapsed wall; Concubine Rou's head was smashed to pieces, and the most peculiar thing about the deaths of Concubine Ya and Concubine Rui was that they were bitten to death by fierce beasts such as tigers, and their entire internal organs were gone.

There are also a few palace maids and eunuchs scattered around, and the deaths are also strange. Rumor has it that it was the Emperor of Heaven who punished those who killed Hina Peng.

In short, Hinpeng's death was quite unlucky. After that, for more than 20 years, every year there was either drought or flood, there was no snow in winter, locusts flew in spring, demons infested southern Xinjiang, and the northwest and western demon countries took advantage of the chaos to rob, and the people's lives were miserable.

Peng's wings are broken, and the doom will be multiplied. Over the past hundred years, the Ming Dynasty has been like a candle in the wind, and several cities have been seized by the Western Demon Kingdom, and the people have suffered □□ and their lives are miserable.

Yun Guanjing coughed a few more times: "I can understand the national teacher, after such a fiasco, it is indeed ......"

"Brother Yun doesn't have to think about it, these things have nothing to do with us, the most important thing is to cure your illness first."