1. A certain swing: What is it like to kiss for the first time?

Lu Heng: Reluctantly.

Gu Qingye: The last kiss was very good (the mature man's answer is not the question...... ）。

2. A certain swing: What if your significant other cheats?

Lu Heng already showed pain on his face: I don't know, I must be reluctant to scold her, I guess I will self-harm.

Gu Qingye: How can she have the energy to cheat, it's enough to deal with me (Brother Ye, I'm your brainless fan!) ）。

3. A certain swing: what is the most satisfied with the other half?

Lu Heng: Her vision (Heng Shao, why are you being taken by your brother to be smooth).

Gu Qingye: Her crush history (who doesn't know that Jing Huan's crush back then was you?) ）。

So it's a terrible thing for a man to feel loved, and if you look at the high-spirited appearance of these two people in front of you, it's just jealous, but why am I jealous of these two men? Give me a noble and elegant knife!

4. A certain swing: Who coaxed whom first after the Cold War?

Lu Heng shook his head: I didn't dare to have a cold war with her, she was cold all over her body in winter, and she had to hold it in her arms for a long time before she could warm up. (Ouch, why are you so real, so ashamed...... ）

Gu Qingye: There are many interesting things than the Cold War, why did you choose the Cold War?

So what are the interesting things you mean, Brother Ye...... Ouch, Brother Ye, why do you say everything......

5. A certain swing: What do you usually do when you come back from work at night?

Lu Heng: What do you say?

Gu Qingye: What do you say?

Ouch, how do I know, even if I knew, I'm embarrassed to say, people are still girls after all! Hey...... How did I hear two people saying to me,......

6. A certain swing: How many children do you want your partner to have for yourself?

Lu Heng: If giving birth to a child is not tiring or painful, a concert lineup is no problem, it's not that I can't afford to raise it, I can't afford to raise my dad, my dad can't afford to raise my father-in-law.

Gu Qingye: Listen to her, if she wants, she can do as much as she wants.

7. A certain swing: I heard that the other half is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and I tossed you a lot when I was in love?

Lu Heng: It's probably because I'm too smooth in other aspects, so the love road is a little bumpy, but I also enjoy the process.

Gu Qingye: We fell in love after marriage, she was very good, but I was not good.

Heng Shao, you can be more proud, Brother Ye, just answer to you, you have been my male god all your life.

8. A certain swing: What do you think when a girl who is more beautiful than her other half shows her affection?

Lu Heng: It's all right, with how much I like Zhou Shanshan, Zhou Shanshan can be 70% uglier again.

Gu Qingye: Don't make this kind of setting, if Jing Huan divorces me, you will write me a remarriage?

Roll, taxi roll, one by one.

9. A certain swing: What do you want your partner to do the most?

Lu Heng: Full-time wife.

Gu Qingye: She likes her job.

A certain swing: It's really a high-level opinion......

10. A certain swing: Who cooks at home now?

Lu Heng: A few days ago, Zhou Shanshan burned down the kitchen at home, and there are not a few complete bowls at home, and I have been thinking about learning to cook recently.

Gu Qingye: Whoever is free to cook it, if they are not free, they make an appointment to eat in the canteen or eat out, but I still like the food she cooks.

Lu Heng, what the hell are you marrying......

11. A certain swing: What do you want to say to the other person's ex now?

Lu Heng: Thank you.

Gu Qingye: Actually, her real ex is only me.

12. A certain swing: What to eat early in the morning?

Lu Heng: Twinkle.

Gu Qingye: Jing Huan.

cough cough ......

13. Q: What advice do you have for girls to fall in love or get married?

Lu Heng: The sparkling vision of the learning week.

Gu Qingye: When I was studying, I took the bus a lot, and I might be able to meet a good boy.

Does narcissism have anything to do with bloodline......

14. A certain swing: Tell me what you think of your cousin Fu Huaijing.

Lu Heng: I'm a doctor who sees neuropathy, don't ask any more questions, I'm going to hug my wife.

Gu Qingye: I heard that the person I talked about this time is a sick TV station director, Jing Huan is asleep, I'll go and see.

15. A certain swing: Does Fu Huaijing have professional habits? I'll see you when we meet. (Spoof)

Lu Heng: You're sick, I'm not sick.

Gu Qingye: No, I heard that he often treats his cousin Fu Yufeng ("Crossing Me Today"), and there is also an author named Qing Jiusi (the second fool in "Crossing the Line") who always wants to see him, but I heard my cousin say that she is not depressed, it is a snake essence disease, and it cannot be cured.

Oh, I see.

postscript

Writing essays has always been a bit freewheeling, not writing an outline, not writing a timeline, and writing wherever you want. Once, when I was standing downstairs in my dormitory, I saw someone rolling up and going home, unkempt with a ball of cotton wool, and the taxi driver who called me sat motionless in the driver's seat. This is the beginning of the story, hehe.

Later, in the summer of 15 years, I also experienced a turbulent graduation season, signing three parties, catching up with papers, learning to drive, and changing various relationships, so the cycle also went through these things like me. I sometimes even think that this is not a serious romance, but rather a running account of my graduation season.

So I know how bad this article is, and I also know that many people hate Lu Bihua, think that he is centrally air-conditioned, and feel that he is not worthy of the liking of the cycle. There was a time when I saw a comment that I wanted to void and save it, and I never opened it again. But I also think that when I started writing, I was also a romance with three views and a very positive outlook, and no matter how bad I wrote later, I couldn't live up to my enthusiasm for small words when I started writing.

This time, Cheng Qishen should be the closest to the prototype. When I was an intern in the media, I interviewed the sales director of a real estate with my master, and created several sales myths. Later, I learned from others that this person was full of pain in the past, and the death of his loved ones was not related to true love, so he came to Nanjing. He came to Nanjing because the city was full of pain and suited him.

Life itself is the most powerful screenwriter, turning his hands into clouds and covering his hands into rain.

After graduation, the work he engaged in has nothing to do with the media, so he blocked the original circle, and some time ago he lifted the shield, and I happened to see one of his circle of friends, and a girl got a certificate, I was curious if the person on the ID photo was the girl who hurt him, but in the end I only liked it hard, this is Cheng Qishen's ending.

That's it, thank you for your company, goodbye to the next book of Brother Ye and his cousin Fu Huaijing.