10. Swearing with a tone
Wei Ran was sleeping Zhengxiang who was frightened by Zhao's mother's scream and wanted to go to the toilet
Zhao's mother has a bubble noodle roll, this is still what she just made the day before yesterday, I really don't know why she is suddenly not afraid of spending money, in Zhao's mother's words, anyway, her daughter will honor her in the future
Zhao's mother rubbed her pajamas in the kimchi jar for many years, and she was wearing a pajama that was open on her body, holding a notebook in her hands in horror and pointing at the screen and spitting fire at her daughter
"Look at it, look at what is said on this, what is a gunslinger, what kind of shemale is there, my daughter looks so good, you are a shemale, and this, look, you see, you actually said that we are all rich people, and the fans who support you are all smashed with money......" Balabala
Wei Ran didn't want to discourage her mother's enthusiasm, but she couldn't bear it - she was disturbed
Now as long as you go out and meet the aunts, mothers and aunts in the community, you will be very happy: "Ranran, it's out" The tangled facial features made Wei Ran think of the word 'embarrassment' in his previous life, which was very popular
Too suddenly, yesterday the people who were obviously born under their status thundered, and knocked down these people who thought they were 'landlords' with an instantaneous thunderstorm, no wonder these neighbors couldn't accept it, especially a person who was so evil as she used to be
Zhao Weiran got up impatiently and rubbed her hair that was about to explode: "Mom, the entertainment industry is like that, just get used to it"
It's not that I've been slandered so much in my previous life, and I'm all empty in front of my real strength, and then I quote a stinky fart, 'It's not bad and people are jealous of mediocrity'
Zhao's mother obviously couldn't accept it, and used her latest registration number to call on Wei fans to unite in the evaluation area, saying that now Zhao's mother is really familiar with some Internet terms than her
Wei Ran sometimes really wants to sigh: What a fashionable hemp
After she came back from running, after breakfast, and after washing the dishes, after Zhao's father came back, Zhao's mother still insisted on scolding
Wei Ran silently went into the study and used the desktop computer
When she opened the novel website, the hulala message prompt was smashed head-on, Wei Ran couldn't believe it, and when she saw the top page and clicked on the top list, she completely put down the mouse
All right...... She can be regarded as opening the new palace fighting model
I deleted a lot of information in the private message, and then I concentrated on sending all the chapters I had saved in the USB flash drive
In less than two minutes, a minute and three seconds to be exact, there was a lot of bubbles in the book review
'I rely on me, I rely on me, it's more, it's really more'
"The flowers are all gone, scatter the flowers"
"Write Nian Shilan, I like it"
"Let's write Zhen Huan, I look forward to her transformation and ......"
"Upstairs and upstairs upstairs,No matter who writes about it,I just hope that the author Jun will be updated every day.,Even if you can't, you can crawl the net ward to us.,You don't know.,I've had to swipe the screen by inertia when I'm idle recently.,For fear of missing it.,It's sad to be a rabbit book fan."
“++”
“+++”
Zhao Weiran absorbed opinions and immediately posted on the bulletin board that it would be updated at 6 p.m. every day, and it would not be seen or dispersed
As soon as the words fell, the book review area was sprinkled with flowers, and the reward was sprinkled like no money
Wei Ran was very happy in her heart, who doesn't like such a cute book lover, even if it is not really 'original', but it does not affect the sense of accomplishment she has built for herself, and then she spent the whole noon saving the chapters for a week, and clicked on the regular upload to rest assured
At lunch, Zhao's mother hastily made fried noodles, and joined the battle with a notebook, Zhao's father was not worried, and said, "Don't worry, your mother has just come in the past two days."
Wei Ran thought about it, since Dad Zhao had no opinion, she naturally had no opinion
After thinking about it, it was time for today, and after mentioning the guitar, Zhao's mother saw it with sharp eyes and asked, "Do you want to upload it?" ”
"En" bowed his head to tune
Zhao Ma didn't say a word and turned off all the noise in the house, including the refrigerator full of vegetables
Wei Ran suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, and the door was tightly inserted, and it was a little funny, and the daughter Chengfeng seemed to have suddenly awakened her divine power in Zhao's mother's dictionary and was full of energy and never tired of it
At three o'clock on Monday afternoon, as a loyal member of Wei Fan, Wei Sisi kept refreshing the page like other Wei Fan
Wow! It's out—
Wei Sisi hurriedly pushed away the potato chips corpses piled up on the mouse, and threw all the bottles of Coke cans left by her roommate on the stereo on the bed, turning on the volume to the maximum, and plucking out her ears to make a state of readiness at any time
Listening buffer 5%...... 10%…… 15%
Wei Sisi complained for the first time that the school broke the Internet speed, 35%...... 60%…… She was struggling to swallow 80% of her spit...... 90%
"Sisi, what's the matter with you, I thought you weren't there after knocking on the door for a long time"
Wei Sisi didn't react at all
The classmate poked her: "Hey, you borrowed your conditioner for me to use, I forgot to buy it"
Wei Sisi stared intently at the screen and pointed under her bed, meaning to take it herself
The classmate touched her nose, leaned over the computer and looked at it, thinking that she was not in a hurry to take a shower and sat down, she wanted to see what singer had made the neighbor roommate crazy
95%…… 97%…… 98%…… 98%……
Don't move??
Wei Sisi hurriedly patted the chassis, it won't break, right?
The black line of the classmate pointed to the connection to the normal network: "It should be stuck, right?" ”
"Lean !!"
The classmate continued with a black line, who could tell sù that the good girl in front of her was still the one she knew
Wei Sisi was really angry, she finally waited until Monday, finally waited until three o'clock, and finally slowed down to 98%, who can tell her, is this broken computer hers!!
The drill wind rushed to the dormitory of the classmate who borrowed conditioner, and the only computer was being used by a roommate to play games, and someone was assigned to occupy the seat, and he decisively pressed AIT+DEL and clicked OK
The game classmate shouted: "What are you doing, I'm about to level up"
The conditioner classmate rushed over and hurriedly grabbed his roommate: "You're about to upgrade, she's about to ascend to immortal, which one do you say is in a hurry?"
The game classmate also sat down with his roommate at the computer, but he wanted to see what this crazy man was going to do today
50%…… 75%…… 85%…… 97%…… 98%
Wei Sisi clasped her hands together: "Amitabha Buddha, Amitabha Buddha"
The game classmate looked at his roommate like a madman: "Crazy, right? ”
Conditioner classmates deeply sympathize and point to the door of their heads: "Maybe it's not good if you accidentally fell in the shower"
…… 98%…… 99%…… 100%
"Oh yes!!" Wei Sisi shouted, quickly clicked play, and put the old and frustrated stereo to the maximum
First, a cheerful and cheerful tone slammed down:
dalalala……
The voice is crisp, sunny, full of infinite positive energy, and people can only think of four words, flying youth
Just listening to the beginning, Wei Sisi had some starry eyes shaking her head with a few cheering beats
The sky is a little dark, and the atmosphere is a little blue
The bright moonlight is particularly bright
The dialogue is very simple, like a delicate dress
It seems to be vulgar
You don't have to be too nervous, and honesty will be a little hard
Maybe perfection is an illusion for me
In the past, I didn't want to talk about it, and it didn't hurt to have shortcomings
I want your nature
Love should be open
Don't pretend for a long time
I want you to be kind
Even if you lie to me, it's warm
Please be open-minded
There is no perfect score of romance in the world
The oath that people say in their mouths
Real pathetic
Don't you have the despair of being betrayed by love
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The two roommates who were still holding on to the fun would listen very seriously, and they couldn't help but sway with the beat, especially the game classmate's butt grinding left and right on the bench, if he usually would be greeted with hemorrhoids'
Because the door of the dormitory was wide open, and the stereo was turned on loudly, a few students who came back from a group of people were looking for the sound of singing
"This song is quite new, I haven't heard it before."
"I haven't heard of it either, new album right"
"How do you feel like there's something ziz, it's not like it's genuinely recorded"
"It's like, I listen to it weirdly."
Before Madman Wei went crazy, the conditioner student turned around and 'shh
You don't have to be too nervous
It's going to be a little hard to be honest
Maybe perfection is an illusion for me
I didn't want to talk about it in the past
It doesn't hurt to have flaws
I want your nature
The word 'your' Wei Ran deliberately accentuated her nasal voice, like a kind of co-enlightenment, and an invisible energy that made the listener involuntarily fly with her
dalalala
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After a song, the students were still exhausted, and in the silence, Sister Yan, the goddess of the Literature Department who was originally sleeping in the bed, climbed out of bed like crazy, casually put on a coat and ran outside
The gamer's classmate was startled; "Sister Yan, who are you?"
The world is fantastic, when did Sister Yan become so disheveled and untidy, of course, only the roommates have seen this, outside, it is a certain cold fan
The female classmate named Sister Yan kicked a pair of Ultraman slippers that she usually only wore in the dormitory, and smiled at her roommates anxiously
"Don't you want to be frank, I'm going to be frank"
Game classmates fall on their backs...... Goddess, don't be so crazy
However, it is said that a certain senior brother who had been chasing the back of the goddess's ass for two years saw that his goddess was like this in private, and he couldn't accept it and hid for a week, and then came back in disgrace, and resolutely sued the goddess
"Yanyan, I used to chase you, I always felt that I was chasing the dream lover in my head when I was a child, but now that you are like this, I have completely settled down, I love you" Of course, these are all afterwords
The song "Love Wants to Be Frank", Wei Ran entered the sixth place in the national voice ranking with an absolutely 'original' advantage
In the comment area, Wei Ran noticed that the music critic who left a comment below her for the first time spoke again:
The contestants have changeable voices, are very recognizable, and the most commendable thing is that they have been writing originals, the style of music is changeable, national, and popular, such a singer is what the music world needs now
———Music Critic: Jiang Kun'
There are a lot of posts below, and there are more than 3,000 likes within half an hour of posting
"Jack up"
"My Wei Ran is a cow, and even music critics are in the water"
"It's good, it's good, and you never get tired of it"
"What a broken song, a bunch of fools ¥¥¥¥¥......"
"It's just, what a broken song"
"You Y is stupid, there is a kind of !! to say again, comrades, beat him Y"
"Battle No. 1 Check-in"
"Battle II Report"
“…… Excuse me, I'm a tank, can I crush him! You won't catch me."
"Produced by Weiran, it must be a high-quality product"
"It's just a bunch of fools who listen to such an unintentional broken song, what are you singing, go back, what good voice do you participate, go home and coax the children"
"That is, my kid was just born last month, and he lacks a sister-in-law, so if I don't hire you, I won't save your throat from being ugly everywhere and causing our ears to suffer."
"My daughter needs a nurse, excuse me, are you coming!!
"Let's go back and sing"
"Die"
……
Wei Ran Fan, whose name is Dadao Huohuo, was furious, and immediately copied the fool back to these trolls a hundred times
"These are definitely black and we Weiran, □□ mother's okay to go back and watch the children, be careful that your wife and husband give you a green hat"
"Go back"
""Love to be Frank" is so good, the first classic, seeking fans"
"Ask for all kinds of documents, please call sign if necessary 13379003428"
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The message area is very lively, there are those who leave comments, some who want to go black, and some advertisements......
Zhao Weiran saw that the group of black commentators came again, and the fans went into battle again and vowed to scold Y to death
For a while, there were all kinds of ugly things, the scolding on both sides was dark, you spit on me, I smacked you, you scolded me for being stupid, I replied to you stupidly, you put me in an insane asylum, I ran a mental hospital for you
"Let the storm come harder, it's crazy!!"
"I've listened to it, I'm hearty, and I'm looking for mutual powder"
"Zhao Weiran relied on the gunman to win the position!!"
"What kind of garbage song, it's still frank, why don't you come out by yourself, dare you!!"
A netizen named Brother Chang is now finished in the toilet, this group of fools is here again, learning from that big knife brother to copy the fools again two hundred times and return to them, he just finished returning here, the sailors are not dead, yes, the water is here again......
The comments suddenly became lively again
Wei Ran has been seeing the end from the beginning, to be honest, it is a lie not to be angry, she also came over like this in her previous life, but-habit is habit, do you have to go through it so aggrieved in this life, and then after mixing up to a certain identity, others will not dare to say anything
No! It's too embarrassing
In her previous life, she had already done it, and in this life, she wanted to be herself
Dreams are a happy thing, there is no need to be wronged all the time, she is not a good-tempered person, in her previous life in order to climb a high position, she had to endure it, but now, she has already experienced success, why not try to be the most true self, and she is not a saint, others scolded her, she still has to stretch out her face and smile and say thank you for scolding me
And there are so many Wei fans below who are still fighting, how can they shrink their heads and tails as generals
I have to say that Zhao Weiran's second pulse as the governor was opened up in an instant, and the road of officially choosing a female sweat paper for herself is gone
The latest announcement is made now:
"Wei fans, don't scold, please continue, to be honest, I'm not angry, because your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ, I only feel a sense of superiority in IQ when I see you, Wei fans, don't scold them, never fight with beasts, win? You're more beast than a beast, lost? You're not as good as a beast, a tie? What is the difference between you and the beasts, and we can't fight the fools, and we can't reason with the fools, because they will pull your IQ to the same level as them, and then beat you with their experience"
As soon as this announcement was issued, the comment area at the bottom immediately exploded
"Holy Damn Me"
"Viran fought back"
"Hahaha!! Look."
"It's so joyful, I squirt"
"Squirted"
"The song is classic, hee-hee! Even scolding is so classic, I seem to be in love with Wei Ran, domineering"
"Divine Sentence, Absolute Divine Sentence"
"Worse than a beast? Haha, isn't it, hey, those beasts upstairs just now, now come out for you......"
"Come out, I promise not to die"
Seeing that Zhao Weiran himself came out to fight, the sailors immediately started a battle
"What a vegetarian, still a singer, I think you still want to be a confinement lady for my son, no, no, I won't invite you to be a confinement wife, I'm still afraid of giving my son poisoned milk powder"
"This kind of contestant should be disqualified, why don't the organizers care?"
"I see, this season of The Voice has all made this kind of rat harm, I won't watch it"
"Support, boycott Zhao Weiran-"
"Still swearing! What kind of person, this is Su zhì"
Zhao Weiran didn't want to fight his subordinates:
"I'm not scolding, I'm just expounding a truth and fact, teaching everyone how to communicate with people like you, when I see you, a word comes to my mind, it's the word 'well'"
Someone asked, "Well, what well?"
"The frog at the bottom of the well?" There is speculation
It was Wei Ran who gave them a solution
"The well - both horizontal and vertical are two !!"
Below, a smile and peeing expression suddenly filled the screen......
Zhao Weiran continued
"I've always had a question, why did you give up treatment, why? You don't learn so many weapons in Huaxia, you don't learn the sword, you don't learn the sword, you don't learn the sword, you don't learn the iron sword, you learn the silver sword, congratulations, today is finally the unity of the human sword, commonly known as the sword man!! ”
The trolls erupted
“¥¥¥¥……”
"Your Grandma's"
"Scolding, you are still scolding, I want to complain, resolutely complain!"
The trolls screamed one by one, vowing to knock her down in a zero posture, grandma's, who has walked through the rivers and lakes for many years, if she is planted here today, how will she mix with the little brothers in the future
And Wei Ran's fans were stupid, they forgot to help for a while, and only cared about onlookers
The trolls continue
"What kind of mystery, don't dare to put photos, shemale"
"Yes, why don't you dare to put photos if it's not a shemale, dare! How dare you! ”
"Don't force it upstairs, it's not her fault that people are ugly, she didn't come out to be scary, she has already contributed to society"
Zhao Weiran replied
"Yes, I'm not good-looking, but I'm at least pleasing to the eye, what about you? Put your picture on the wall to ward off evil spirits, and hang it on the bed to avoid pregnancy."
Hearing this, the Wei fans collectively spurted blood, and their hairs rose
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