Gu Ran has been unlucky recently, she was hit by a car when she went out, and she choked on water when she drank water, which is her current situation. The boyfriend who talked for half a year was robbed of a green tea, and the position of the marketing director who was about to arrive was intercepted halfway, and the old aunt was okay when she drove to meet the porcelain, she hit the curb and broke a leg, and she endured these, what made her unbearable was that the husky, who had been raised for three years, fell in love with the neighbor's little, and as soon as the neighbor moved, he eloped with the little!

"It's not a good thing!"

Gu Ran wrote this sentence angrily in the circle of friends, and received fifty likes within a minute, half of which were men......

Yang Zhai replied below: Sister told you a long time ago that the interracial love between humans and dogs will not last long.

Gu Ran: ......

Yang Zhai is Gu Ran's hair small, the best at poisonous chicken soup, Gu Ran is drinking water, when he saw this sentence, a mouthful of water was sprayed on the mobile phone screen, and he dialed Yang Zhai with a smile, and said angrily: "You don't know that my heart is dripping blood, and I still sprinkle salt on my wounds." ”

Yang Zhai's voice was very good, soft and clear, but unfortunately her words were very inconsistent with her voice: "Not only that, I also sprinkled cumin, but unfortunately it was all eaten by Li Lian." ”

Gu Ran couldn't hold it anymore, laughed, Yang Zhai was still scolding Li Lian for being a dog, and Li Lian was Gu Ran's ex-boyfriend who was pried into the corner.

Gu Ran smiled and said: "Yang Zhai, your mouth is so poisonous, aren't you afraid that you will go to hell and have your tongue cut off and be dumb in the next life?" You just said that a little girl just fell out of love, and she called just to find comfort, and you turned out other people's ancestral homes to prove that she was actually the one who cheated, so you weren't afraid that people would wait for you on the road with a knife? "Yang Zhai is a radio host, hosting an emotional program, the program is from eight to ten o'clock in the evening, this is advertising time, Gu Ran called her, this kind of program has always taken the sensational route, but Yang Zhai is not a person who takes the ordinary road, Yang Zhai's major is bioengineering...... At the beginning, Yang Zhai was admitted to the radio station, and she had a good appearance and a beautiful voice...... It doesn't matter at all, just because she has a rich father, and she is a comrade-in-arms who has carried a gun with their director, just by virtue of Daddy Yang's words, Yang Zhai squeezed out the thousands of troops behind him and got the establishment of the provincial radio station.

It is impossible for a relationship like Yang Zhai to go through the back door like an ordinary newcomer to do behind the scenes first, and then to become an assistant to the famous host, and then take charge of the show on his own after a few years of exercise...... Because Daddy Yang has pulled millions of advertising sponsorships for this show. After Yang Zhai got on, he changed the sensational style of the previous host, his words were sharp, cynical, and often the listeners who entered the hotline were sarcastic to the point of shame by Yang Zhai, and they couldn't wait to stretch their hands out of the radio waves to the broadcast studio to strangle her, but they didn't expect Yang Zhai's poisonous chicken soup hosting style to be quite popular with young people, and the listening rate was rising, it turned out that Yang Daddy pulled the advertisement or paid for it himself, and then the advertisers came to the door by themselves, scrambling to give Yang Zhai's program a title, at the advertising bidding meeting at the end of last year, Yang Zhai's program won the first place, The director was so happy that he called Daddy Yang: "You will tell me in the future that Yang Zhai is willful and ignorant, I am anxious with you, what a good girl, how kind and professional!" Daddy Yang: "......"

Yang Zhai said indifferently: "Maybe I was arsenic in my last life. Frost poisoned. The woman was obviously green tea and pretended to be a white lotus with me, but she was playing lanterns in the pit and looking for death. ”

Gu Ran could imagine the disdainful expression on Yang Zhai's face at the moment, not to mention how inconsistent it was with her high-value face, she was obviously a white rich beauty, how could she be like a female hooligan. In the words that Yang Zhai's mother Xu Su often said: "Yang Zhai, you are my daughter, no, it can't be that you hugged the wrong person in the hospital back then." ”

Then Yang Zhai replied to her mother: "I don't know if it's wrong to hug, anyway, I don't look like my dad at all." "Yang Zhai looks like her mother, she is a gentle and soft Jiangnan woman, and Daddy Yang is a typical northern man who is rough and heroic.

At this time, Father Yang would immediately look at Xu Su with suspicious eyes, and asked silently, "Did you do something sorry for me?" ”

Xu Su squinted at the two of them, and said to Yang Zhai: "If you really carve out a mold with your father, I will cry." Usually after Yang Zhai is damaged, Xu Su has to hug Gu Ran and say: "I think Ran Ran is like my own child, so beautiful, so sensible, and Ran Ran is my intimate little padded jacket." ”

Yang Zhai pouted: "I think you are also like her own mother." ”

Then Xu Su sighed, looking remorseful: "Alas, why didn't I give birth to a boy, so that Gu Ran can be my daughter-in-law." ”

Such a conversation will be staged at Yang's house every few days, Gu Ran doesn't know how many times he has heard it, Gu Ran has been living in Yang Zhai's house since the first grade.

The Gu family and the Yang family are world friends, from the grandfather's generation, the two families have been close, Gu Ran and Yang Zhai are the same age, just a few months apart, when the two were still in the mother's womb, the old man Yang and the old man Gu pondered that the two families got married, and then they gave birth to a girl. The relationship between Yang Zhai and Gu Ran is definitely better than others, and the playmates who get along day and night are definitely reluctant to be separated suddenly, Gu Ran has known that tears have fallen since he was a child, Yang Zhai directly rolled around and refused to leave, and finally fell asleep after crying before being carried into the car. However, they have only been separated for two years, although Gu Ran's father has been promoted, but he has always been inseparable from the island, considering Gu Ran's education problem, he entrusted Gu Ran to his old comrades-in-arms, so Gu Ran basically grew up in Yang's family, Gu Ran and Yang Zhai were classmates from the first grade to the third year of high school, they were really childhood sweethearts, they were closer than sisters, but their personalities were worlds apart. Gu Ran is introverted, Yang Zhai is flamboyant, as long as people who know Yang Zhai, everyone knows that she has a rich father, and she does not use her father's relationship when she goes to school and work, Gu Ran is completely different from her, and she can't see the slightest ** quality in her, except for Yang Zhai, almost no one in her circle of friends knows that her father is a senior official in the army, she relies on herself from school to work, and has been a department manager in a listed company at a young age.

Gu Ran is good at everything, but his vision for picking a boyfriend is not very good, and this is already the third boyfriend.

Yang Zhai said: "Gu Ran, you don't have to prove it anymore, I believe you are a C cup." ”

Gu Ran: "......" Yang Zhai never spits out dirty words when she scolds people, this is scolding her for being big-chested and brainless. Gu Ran rarely had chicken soup once, and said: "This life is like an electrocardiogram, and it hangs up smoothly, these are just a part of my life experience." ”

Yang Zhai said with a look of surprise: "Raising a dog is also a life experience, isn't the owner of the dog meat shop at the gate of our community a big winner in life?" ”

Gu Ran: "......" quarreled with Yang Zhai, Gu Ran didn't think about winning, and retorted weakly, "I've eaten pork, you haven't even seen a pig run, right?" ”

Yang Zhai is a rich second generation, a famous host, and a great beauty, she has never had a man, a friend, or a friend! Of course, there is no shortage of suitors around Bai Fumei like Yang Zhai, but unfortunately Yang Zhai is the flame mountain, there is no grass within a radius of 100 miles, and those men who once had a bad idea of Yang Zhai will be crippled if they do not die once they confess to Yang Zhai, and Yang Zhai's poisonous tongue can make them lose the courage to live.

When I was in college, there was a very talented senior who pursued Yang Zhai, constantly gave flowers and gifts every day, and wrote love poems to publish in the school magazine, so tossed for a semester, it can be said that he tried his best, at the end of the semester, the senior in front of Yang Zhai's entire class, it was flowers and balloons, the scene was very romantic, and he knelt down to confess to Yang Zhai, but Yang Zhai slapped the senior to death on the podium in front of dozens of people, "You look like this, do you want to prove that human beings evolved from monkeys?" I don't need pets. "The senior is actually quite handsome, otherwise he wouldn't dare to pick Yang Zhai's school flower, but he lost a little weight, and was killed by Yang Zhai with one move.

Yang Zhai also encountered a similar situation after entering the radio, an advertiser fell in love with Yang Zhai, but also a fanatical pursuit, today a LV tomorrow a Prada, famous watches and cars can be sent, Yang Zhai also has a problem, the gift she is not refused, the advertiser thought there was a play, chartered a Western restaurant, about Yang Zhai candlelight dinner, even the condoms were prepared, ready to take Yang Zhai down in one fell swoop, Yang Zhai was also happy to go to the appointment, and when the advertiser was careless about Yang Zhai, he suddenly rushed out a few police uncles and caught the advertiser, said that he evaded taxes and molested women in public (Yang Zhai:...... The advertiser was stunned, and Yang Zhai said to the police uncle: "Is there a reward for reporting?" "The policeman's uncle told her that not only did she have a prize of 5,000 yuan, but she could also give a good citizen award......

Before leaving, Yang Zhai said to the advertiser: "Are you a pig and the generalissimo of the canopy?" Even if it is, don't you lose your appetite for pigs every day? I don't need to lose weight. "Advertisers have fat heads and big ears, but Yang Zhai didn't wronged him......

There are really too many examples like this, even if Yang Zhai's bunker is so difficult to overcome, there are still many suitors who have followed one after another, and it is really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, and dying wave after wave.

Gu Ran famously said: "The person who can take Yang Zhai down will definitely save the earth." ”

Yang Zhai looked at Gu Ran contemptuously and said, "People who haven't even touched a pig with their hands dare to claim to have eaten pork?" ”

Gu Ran was speechless, she is a girl with a good family education, how can she have intimate contact with men casually? Even if she was hacked three times by a man, she still felt that there were still good men in this world, unlike Yang Zhai, in Yang Zhai's eyes, the world of men is equal to the animal world, which is the Shenma outlook on life......