Shangguan Yu'er felt that she was about to go crazy

"Of course, of course. In fact, I was moved by your strange dress and sad Kangding love song just now, so I followed you all the way here. Shangguan Yu'er saw that the big boy with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes who looked honest and shy stretched out his hand and scratched his head, glanced at himself extremely shyly, and said.

"Oh, you said you were moved by my outfit and love songs, but tell me what you saw in my outfit and what you heard in my song?" Shangguan Yu'er saw that the other party was moved by his dress and singing voice rather than his own appearance, and immediately became interested and asked.

"Heartache!" The boy suddenly bravely raised his head and glanced at Shangguan Yu'er, then sighed heavily and said in a deep voice.

"Let's go, go drink with me!" Shangguan Yu'er's delicate body shook suddenly, and the eyes that looked at the boy suddenly became extremely complicated, and she was stunned for three or four seconds before she finally seemed to have made up her mind, suddenly grabbed his arm, and pulled him onto the silver double motorcycle without saying anything, and said.

For some reason, when he saw Jiang Dacai's talented girl Shangguan Yu'er for the first time tonight, and saw her wearing the wild women's suit that subverted the aesthetic vision of normal people, singing the tear-jerking sad Kangding love song, Zhou Han's heart throbbed inexplicably. He didn't know why, anyway, when he looked at the lonely figure of this talented woman when she sang a song and left, he couldn't control the inexplicable impulse in his heart anymore, and couldn't help but get up and chase after him.

To be honest, Shangguan Yu'er's pulling force is actually not very large, and it can be said that it is easy to get rid of the shackles of this talented woman in the realm of soldiers and darkness with Zhou Han's realm. But he didn't make the slightest gesture of resistance, let Shangguan Yu'er pull himself into the back seat of the motorcycle, and then watched Shangguan Yu'er sit in the driver's seat, start the level, and go away.

Zhou Han suddenly realized that he was indeed attracted to this talented woman this time.

The motorcycle rushed all the way out of the campus along the main road of Jiangda at maximum speed, and then made a horizontal turn at the intersection of the front gate of Jiangda University, and then went straight to the downtown area.

Entering the city, the pedestrians on the street gradually increased, but Shangguan Yu'er obviously showed no signs of slowing down, and still drove at full speed, rampage, grazing the edge of the stalls that came out to set up stalls for several nights, causing a scene of angry scolding from the vendors behind him.

"You have the ability to catch up, my boyfriend is very powerful!" However, Shangguan Yu'er obviously didn't have the consciousness that she had already committed public anger, and she actually turned her head in a hurry, and showed a charming smile to the crowd of pedestrians and vendors, and said loudly.

The vendors were originally angry by the chick's schadenfreude against their stalls, but when they suddenly saw the peerless smile of the chick riding the electric motorcycle, they were shocked by the subversive appearance of the chick, and they forgot the original intention of glaring at her for a while.

"Haha!" Shangguan Yu'er laughed twice without any ladylike demeanor and galloped away. It seems that she is ready to give up her elegant and virtuous side tonight and indulge completely.

is too forgetful, then willful, hypocritical again, and the least unlovely. Oh, this literary language is too colorful, maybe you won't understand it, so let's replace it with a classic quotation adapted from one of Zhou Han's dead friends.

Zhou Han remembered that the translation of this sentence was like this in the notebook named by this guy who claimed to be 'better than Song Yusheng Pan An, and read three hundred and three women in his life', named "Brother Only Steals Incense and Not Steals Jade": The lowest is not lovely, that is, men and women are purely to solve their own physiological needs, and do not talk about feelings; Hypocrisy again refers to the gradual increase in the number of ********, and the feelings between men and women begin to sprout; secondly, this is because men and women are already very familiar with the bodies and hearts of both sides, and they are inseparable like glue; is too forgetful, that is, men and women who have been grinding their ears and temples for a long time have been tired of each other's bodies, since they can't get along with each other, they have to forget each other

This guy's words are always so obscene and vulgar, but they hit the nail on the head to tell the truth about the chaotic and unchaste private lives of urban men and women today.

Borrowing that English test with perseverance to fill the test papers, but as always, the teacher gave a zero score, the bandit bean sprouts Tang Wei said: You can suspect that I choose all the English multiple-choice questions A, and all English essays are answered in French, which is two deficiencies, and it is brain-dead, but you must not doubt the truth of my argument of 'love' as I have the experience of reading three hundred and three women.

Well, to be honest, in addition to not being accustomed to seeing this guy who interprets the word 'pervert' to perfection, he talks about picking up girls, chasing women, and ******** all day long, and he is actually quite impressed by Tang Wei's self-created 'love based on male and female ****'. This at least shows that even if this "animal" does not have "three hundred and three women in his life" as he boasted, he must be well versed in this.

Of course, Zhou Han will not admit Tang Wei's so-called 'looks better than Song Yusheng Pan An', because this guy who dresses up in a casual gentleman's costume all day long can only barely be called not ugly. At least, in the three years of high school, the cuties who have a crush on Zhou Han among their female classmates are more than a grade higher than those who have a crush on Tang Wei in terms of quantity and quality.

This even became a heart disease for Tang Wei, and at the same time, it also indirectly led zhì, an iron buddy who has always been inseparable from Zhou Han, to resolutely choose the Chinese medicine college in Yancheng when filling in the college entrance examination.

"With your letter, I was originally a chic and handsome brother with a jade tree, but I instantly turned into a fat and tender foil green leaf. In order to avoid going to college in the future, let me watch the talented girls, courtyard flowers, department flowers, and class flowers of the entire school revolve around you and vomit blood in depression, it is better for our brothers to be temporarily separated for a few years, and each of them will compete with eighteen martial arts to see who has the most scourge of water spirit cabbage" Zhou Han still remembered what Tang Wei said at that time.

"If you put this 'animal' into society, you will be a scum who specializes in harming women from good families." Zhou Han pointed at Tang Wei's nose angrily and scolded.

"Scum? Fuko, you are too exalted brother, and brother is just a pervasive scum at best. Of course, Tang Wei himself never denied this, and he even responded to Zhou Handao with a cheeky smile.

Zhou Han, who said a sentence, was speechless.

In the end, Tang Wei, who called himself 'scum', was admitted to Yancheng College of Traditional Chinese Medicine with extraordinary performance and began his journey to the good family of Yancheng (to be continued). )