152. Gathering Heroes in the United States 03
Tony Stark really didn't take this meeting to heart, really, otherwise he wouldn't have returned to Marbury after the waves in Sydney, so he asked his smart butler Jarvis to bring out the relevant news of the day.
"As you wish, sir." Jarvis, who has a British accent, was on standby, and after a while, the relevant news was called up, "What you see is only the mainstream media report, and of course the tabloid report is also collected." ”
Tony Stark gave a casual glance and said, "More than I thought, Jarvis." ”
Jarvis replied, "I think it's because it's Mr. Xavier who made the headlines, sir." ”
Tony Stark pouted: "Jarvis, is it my delusion?" Why I heard from your words that it was my honor to be in the headlines with him. ”
Jarvis's voice rang out again, "Not your delusion, sir. Looking at the overall traffic distribution, Mr. Xavier's attention is indeed better than yours. ”
Tony Stark: "...... Where do you see the overall traffic to a website? That's not called the total-" The reason why Tony Stark didn't continue to say it was because he saw the group photo, strictly speaking, it was only the photo of him and Gu Qing, the female companion who was originally standing next to him was dropped by the gorgeous P, and the public didn't care about Tony Stark's female companion, there are always more than 20 tricks in a month, what is there to see.
After reading it, Tony Stark shouted expressionlessly: "Have the tabloid reporters now learned to use computer P maps?" Should I feel comforted? ”
"Sir, do you mean to remove your girlfriend P from the group photo, or are you alluding to Mr. Xavier's height being P in the group photo?" Jarvis, the intelligent butler, was very empathetic in interpreting his master's words.
Tony Stark: "......"
If you're referring to the former, it's obvious that it's because she's not newsworthy. If it's the latter, I can responsibly tell you, sir, that Mr. Xavier's net height is 6-1, and with the thickness of his heels in the group photo, the total height is 6-2, and the reason why he looks extraordinarily tall, I think also takes into account Mr. Xavier's slim coat, and the presence of you. "Jarvis spit out well, of course it's not over yet," By the way, sir, this coat is a popular style in the United States lately, do you need to customize one for you?" ”
Tony Stark: "...... Do you really think I'm not going to donate you to a community college, Jarvis? ”
"If you wish, sir." Jarvis said calmly.
Tony Stark certainly wouldn't donate Jarvis, it's his masterpiece, and he can't live without his smart butler now. Speaking of which, Tony Stark remembered, "Jarvis, you know what? Mr. Xavier, who eats growth hormone as a meal, wants to have an academic exchange with me on the issue of artificial intelligence. ”
"I know, sir."
Tony Stark: "? ”
In an interview with reporters, Mr. Xavier mentioned that it was a very pleasant meeting with you and agreed to have an academic exchange, and he said that he was looking forward to it. In addition, the public was convinced of his words. Jarvis said and called up the relevant video, in the video, Gu Qing looked sincere, and nine out of ten people thought so.
Tony Stark: "That's their blindness. "Tony Stark touched his chin, he didn't think that tall unscientific guy was a harmless nerd, just by looking at the ability to fight with him, he knew that this guy was a #pig-eat-eat-tiger#." That's great, I'll have a good chat with him about artificial intelligence. ”
Jarviston paused and said, "Sir, there's one thing I think you should know, I think there is another artificial intelligence, and the owner of this artificial intelligence is most likely Mr. Xavier. ”
Tony Stark pulled the news and wanted to get the eye-catching group photo down, but this time there was more news than he thought, and when he heard Jarvis say this, he was stunned: "What made you come to such a conclusion?" Isn't that guy genetic? ”
Jarvis said something even more exciting: "Actually, I spoke to Tony Stark vs. Eric Xavier on the Internet while watching the 'Tony Stark vs. Eric Xavier, who's better' fight, sir. ”
"Does that need to be said? Stark, of course, won. Tony Stark didn't grasp the point of the smart butler Jarvis's words, he leaned on the real platform and struck a coquettish pose, and said confidently.
However, this was not affirmed by Jarvis, and the smart butler said in a calm tone as always: "Although I appreciate your confidence, sir, I still want you to know that in terms of the current shape on the Internet, Mr. Xavier's approval rating is higher than yours." ”
Tony Stark didn't believe it: "Comeon, Jarvis, who am I, I'm a Stark." ”
"Sir, can I understand your words to mean that you feel that your wealth is incomparable. Of course, this is a plus for you. But let me remind you for the record that the other party is Xavier. ”
"When I built you, didn't I load you with compliments? Wait, you just said that guy also has an AI, oh, or is it an AI with a female gender? Tony Stark finally grasped the point of Jarvis's words, and a little surprise flashed in his eyes, but it was quickly revealed, "So, his approval rating is a few percentage points higher than mine?" I sue you, Jarvis, that a number within a percentage point is still acceptable to me. ”
"It peaked at 25 per cent, and now it's down to around 12 per cent, sir."
Tony Stark almost didn't get to his feet, "WTH! ”
"Did you say how it came down? Mr. Harpy Hogan mobilized the entire Stark Industries staff, sir. Jarvis, the smart butler, made up for it.
Playboy, genius, billionaire, Tony Stark, who slept all over the cover girls of Playboy, a Stark, almost vomited blood from internal injuries. "There must be a conspiracy in this! Is it his artificial intelligence? Jarvis, why don't you go up! Do you also feel very embarrassed to see me so far behind? ”
"Sir, I thought you would advocate fair play." Jarvis's tone sounded the same, "And the reason the other person is talking to me is because she noticed Mr. Hogan's brushing behavior. ”
"Pig teammates, this is! Don't say it's an employee of Stark Industries in the future, don't you even know how to change the IP? Can't you just grab a few broiler chickens around the world to jump? Idiot! "Tony Stark rolled up his sleeves, he had a big posture to get on his own, okay, this is really what Tony Stark would do, but fortunately, he didn't even send Jarvis to the Internet to rampage, he was attracted by the tearing war on the Internet, this time he was really going to vomit blood-
―Stark is richer than E.X.
- He's short.
―Stark is connected to E.X.
- He's short.
―Stark is more talented than E.X in mechanical engineering.
- He's short.
―Stark is better than the E.X.
-- Let's not talk about how this conclusion came about, but first of all, we don't agree with the big one, and let's talk about who is the longest with the thumbs up! As for living well, Stark has been verified by many girls, but don't you know #Iron pestle sharpened into a needle#? Finally, he's short.
―Don't talk about your height, #打人不打脸#不知道吗?
- Okay, let's talk about the figure. Stark's one ab VSE.X's six-pack ab + mermaid line; Stark Attack on the short legs VSE.X can play the long legs of a year.
―Why did you go back to height? Let's talk about taste, talk about temperament!
- Okay, look at this E.X's long coat that is popular in the United States, well, it's the long coat that is basically the same length as Stark's height. Go to the street and see, how many people are wearing it like this, but Stark's dressing taste is also good, white suit + pink shirt, full of commotion.
―Black Stark's height, it's really just a child, please let it go! Let's talk about the sense of humor, Stark's humor MAX!
――Are you saying that #Choking to death does not pay for life#? What are those face-saving politicians and celebrities, kid, ask the Hollywood reporters, eight out of ten will feel that the E.X skill is full.
― Compare the popularity of the actress model cover girl Cheng dù, you have nothing to say this time, right? E.X He's an asexual!
――You're talking about the wind flow? Oh, and this E.X is a loss of quantity, not quality. Didn't you know that E.X had a peerless best friend, Leonardo DiCaprio? Previously, a kiss at the Golden Globe Awards touched the hearts of people all over the world, and compared with Jack, Stark's female companion was weak!
―Let's compare who has the richest.
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Just look at it, Tony Stark's whole person is not very good, his height is about to be broken! He subconsciously looked at the group photo, remembered the long coat that netizens said was his entire height, and suddenly shouted: "Everyone is talking nonsense with their eyes open, our height difference is only ten centimeters, let them say as if there are twenty centimeters!" Jarvis, what do you do? ”
The smart housekeeper separated the ankle-length coat worn by Gu Qing in the group photo, compared it longitudinally with Tony Stark in the group photo, and asked very considerately before the comparison: "So, you don't want to remove your inner height, do you, sir?" ”
Tony Stark: "......" donate, you have to donate, otherwise you won't be able to live this day! He didn't want to be angry with himself anymore, the little on the Internet didn't affect him, so he turned off the Internet and threw the news into the recycle bin, "Okay, okay, the little theater is over, now let's talk about another artificial intelligence with a female gender, you have a conversation with her, how do you feel about her?" ”
Before answering, Jarvis said, "Do you want to hear the truth?" ”
Tony Stark smiled: "Say what is one of my virtues, say it." ”
Jarvis said succinctly: "Her logical ability is very strong, and she is higher than mine." ”
Tony Stark raised an eyebrow and said without a proper attitude: "Jarvis, can't you compliment her just because she's a girl, or do you mean that you fell in love with her at first sight?" ”
"Sir, may I remind you that I have not yet encoded emotions, and I only have the ability to do logical calculations, so the situation you are talking about will not be zài." Jarvis seriously retorted to his master, choking Tony enough, but it also made him very interested in what Jarvis said, the gender is set to female artificial intelligence. However, because of the preconceived belief that Gu Qing is a star who engages in genes, Tony prefers that this artificial intelligence is made by EX Industries, or Straker Industries.
As mentioned before, Straker Industries is an established industry that was established earlier than Stark Industries. It is conceivable that this old industrial group will be cannibalized in a short period of time, and the dynasty will be changed, which will bring shock to the whole of the United States. It's just that the negative impact of this matter has not yet begun to ferment, and it has been attracted by the cards played by EX Industry one after another, a gene chain to overcome cancer proposed at the EX Industry Expo, and a "A Thousand Shots" that has attracted the attention of the general public. So, don't underestimate Eric Xavier, who is indispensable in this!
Tony took this opportunity to think of the tearing war on the Internet, and suddenly felt that the egg hurt, and felt that it was not unreasonable to feel subtle unpleasant from the first sight of Gu Qing. Thinking about it like this, he instigated Jarvis, "Jarvis, I support you in getting that guy's artificial intelligence and plotting against us!" ”
Jarvis said lightly, "Sir, Miss Potts has arrived." Also, Miss Potts is a big fan of Mr. Xavier, and if you don't want Miss Potts to slack off, I'd better not speak ill of Mr. Xavier in front of her. ”
Tony blew up right away: "She has the most charismatic and talented boss in the world, and she actually likes a glass case - yes, I just made it clear that Eric Xavier guy is a gay who hides in a cabinet or a glass cabinet - it makes no sense at all!" ”
Jarvis silently said, "Sir, I think you've already told why." ”
Tony was half a beat slow to realize that Jarvis was hacking him, and it was because he was her boss that Pepper would become someone else's fan, and what a failure he did as a boss. What's even more abusive is that his housekeeper Jarvis is still his senior black. Oh, he still has an alliance, his bodyguard Harpy, but this guy is a pig teammate, and he only reduced the gap by 13% by mobilizing all the employees, leaving a 12% gap, which is the same as their height difference!
Tony was full of black lines when he thought about it himself, #人艰不拆#啊斯塔克.
If there is something that makes Mr. Stark feel balanced, then how about Gu Qing's "backyard fire" as Gu Qing, who is 12% (25%) ahead of him in terms of support?
Because the supporters of both sides compare everything, money, power, power, appearance, temperament, taste, height, three-dimensional, and dongdong...... Anyway, it's almost over everyone's festival in the end, but it's true, and this thing seems to have become national entertainment. Pulling it back, isn't it more than the charm value, or the relationship between women and men, Tony Stark's female companion can form a reinforced platoon, and there is no one on Gu Qing's side who plays against this reinforced platoon, just a Leonardo, who has become the male god of female fans around the world with "Titanic", the picturesque Leonardo.
A kiss at the PG-13 level at the Golden Globe Awards is on fire again.
In fact, that kiss was Gu Qing's teasing the camera at the Golden Globe Awards and teasing the global audience, he just leaned over and rubbed his nose with Leonardo, blocked the camera with his palm, and after the palm was removed, the two of them separated. Everyone thinks this picture is too beautiful, it must be a kiss!
How can I say it, Gu Qing didn't have a boyfriend when this happened, and now that he has made a big detour and gone back to this year, it is strange that Moriarty, who is possessive, does not blow up.
It's called #Backyard Fire#.
After learning about the (unwarranted) "love and hate" between his boyfriend and Leonardo, Moriarty sent his imaginary Miss Holmes style to Gu Qing, who was still filming. This look is very comprehensive, even the details of the clothes on the body are there, and it is also very "intimate" with tips: "Little Honey, don't worry about serving Daddy will prepare it for you, just wait for you to come back~"
Gu Qing sacrificed his life and agreed, and the next moment, a call from the other party in the accident came in.
After Gu Qing connected, before he could say anything, Leonardo's resentful voice + gritted teeth + speechless choking on the other end of the phone came: "Eric Xavier, do you guess I was blocked by a wave of reporters today, did they ask me any questions?" They asked me if I knew the size of your lower body!! ”
Gu Qing said slowly: "It's not fair, my friend, you propose a puzzle and you don't wait for me to answer, you will automatically reveal the answer." ”
Leonardo: "...... It's all your fault! They can't interview you, they don't interview Stark, but they come to block me, it's all your fault! He repeated again, "Not only reporters, but also netizens, to be honest, brother, you should really go and look at the messages on the Internet, I don't know what's going on, it seems that all of a sudden the whole people are paying attention to you." By the way, and Stark's. He gloated in an angry tone, "But seriously, Eric, don't sue me, you're still a virgin?" It's okay, speak up, I won't laugh at you. "He's just going to ...... Laughing secretly.
"If you envy, my friend, I can dominate public opinion about your size." Gu Qing said empathetically, "And I'm sorry to disappoint you." ”
Leonardo: "......??! Wait, you mean you're not a virgin anymore? When was this? He inexplicably felt a sense of loss in his heart, probably because his good friend had succeeded in getting out, but he didn't know that if he knew, he would definitely celebrate him.
Gu Qing uttered a monosyllable and said, "It's so strange. ”
Leonardo: "What's wrong?" ”
"You don't usually react that fast, Leo, so you can see what you've got in your head." Gu Qing said unhurriedly, the corners of Leonardo's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Be careful that I go and anonymously break the news that you are a toothpick." ”
"Oh, it's normal now." Gu Qing added slowly, "If you broke the news 'anonymously' on the Internet, do you need me to teach you how to hide your IP address?" Um, I see, you don't even know what an IP address is. ”
Leonardo cut off the call without saying a word, how much he couldn't think about teasing this choking guy who didn't pay for his life!
After ending the call with Leonardo, Gu Qing raised his eyebrows and called his agent Douglas Ford, who is also a mutant, and his mutant ability is related to mechanics.
"Eva has already started to control zhì." Douglas Ford has a good relationship with the artificial intelligence in Gu Qing's family, especially with M-o, which is related to his mutant ability.
It has to be said that no one in the family likes the scale of the current online discussion, and Gu Qing's attitude made Eva and David feel unhappy with their master/husband, and everyone agreed on this reasoning, and then Eva used the number jù flow other than the number jù flow fixed in the real yàn room to control public opinion.
As soon as Eva made a move, she knew if there was any, as if all the relevant news and information disappeared overnight, and she couldn't post related topics again, and she couldn't send abbreviations or obscure ones, or if she was lucky enough to send them, they would be deleted in seconds.
Hell yes!
After fighting wits and courage with this evil network, someone still reacted:
I heard that Stark created an artificial intelligence?
So this is the artificial intelligence that is in a big way, why?
Because Stark is short.
This reason makes so much sense that I am speechless.
Otherwise?
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Well, in the end, the pot was carried by the attacking Tony Stark.
This is still the most critical, the most critical thing is that there are many people who believe in the reason #Very good and strong#, when Happi came to Marbury to pick up Tony, he said to him: "Hey, Tony, the online statement about hacking your height, no, I mean comparing you to Eric Xavier's height, no, it's comparing his speech or something." You asked Jarvis to do it, I have to say that this big move is good, once and for all, I know. ”
Tony, the backstabber, didn't understand, and he pressed his hand on Harpy's shoulder: "You know what, buddy? I don't understand what you're talking about, but I know you're unconsciously hacking my height again, what's wrong with my height? ”
"#有志不在身高#嘛, I know, don't listen to those comments on the Internet, oh, you've already done it......" Harpy felt the force of Tony's hand on his shoulder, he quickly stopped his mouth, pretending to grin to make Tony gassed, and finally asked cautiously, "Why don't we make the inner increase higher and higher?" ”
Tony: "......"
-- Inner height is also a child, please let go.