Chapter 1039 The master is comfortable, but the rookie is miserable

"Director, I don't want a fire suit, can you change me to a diving suit?"

Hearing Yang An's request, everyone was like looking at a monster. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Zijun was stunned: "You don't want fire? ”

Huang Bo was stunned: "Do you want to eat raw?" ”

Jiang Yiyi was dumbfounded: "Change with me, I want fire~~ I'll give you the diving suit......"

"Wait a minute!"

Tian Liang stopped Jiang Yiyi, stared at Yang An thoughtfully, and stopped the two from exchanging rewards.

The situation at the scene was very strange, Xiao Yueyue was carrying the cutting tool bag, and suddenly realized: "I also understand......

Jiang Yiyi's mind flashed, she also understood, and hurriedly said: "Oh, I'll go first, you guys talk slowly~~~"

There were seven people present, Li Han had the least experience in variety shows, and the other six people all appeared in Yang An's major variety shows.

Huang Bo smiled, stood up, and gave Yang An a help: "He exchanged the reward of the first place for the reward of the second place in exchange for the reward of the second place, and the program team is not at a loss, right?" ”

Guo Tao also joined in the excitement and encouraged: "Hurry up, hurry up and change his diving suit, don't delay our time." ”

Yang An said: "Don't be so rigid, I can't exchange it with you at a loss?" Tens of millions of people are watching, I don't want fire, I want a diving suit, I'll eat sashimi tonight, so it's always okay, right? ”

Wang Zijun and a group of choreographers were dumbfounded, they suddenly realized that they had made a mistake, they thought about the problem from their own point of view, and ranked the importance of the necessary survival equipment, the importance of fire first, and the importance of diving suits for hunting second.

For the guests, fire is not the most important, the entertainment of the show is the most important, and the photogenicity is the most important.

After changing into a diving suit, Yang An was happy.

He happily took his VJ to the beach, stopped away from the production team, and said with a smile: "It's fun to fight with the boss!" With the dive suit, I can catch more ocean food, so I don't have to go to the jungle to find fruit or something, like they do! ”

VJ asked curiously, "You always eat seafood raw, is it really good?" ”

Yang An smiled proudly: "Diving goggles, fins, diving suits, stab-proof gloves, these diving equipment are all things that I can't make by hand." But fire is different......"

He held up three fingers: "I now have three ways to make a fire!" ”

Yang An squatted down, searched in the diving suit bag, and soon found a black object, a diving flashlight!

The diameter of the high-quality diving flashlight is more than 5CM, and the lampshade is concave and convex, which can be used as a magnifying glass, as long as a dry ignition is placed in the focus position of the lens, it is easy to ignite, and if you put gasoline or high-purity alcohol, it is easier to ignite.

It just so happened that Yang An's medical bag had 95% medical disinfectant alcohol, so it was the easiest to start a fire, and Wang Zijun's team did not take away the medical alcohol, which was a mistake.

The second method is the traditional drilling of wood for fire, there are wood, coconut velvet, palm skin, rattan on the island, although it is difficult, but it is still possible to ignite the primers by sharpening the sticks with a diving knife.

The third type is similar to drilling wood to make fire, splitting one end of a dry stick, putting flammable fire and rattan in the crack, stepping on the crack of the trunk with both feet, and rapidly pumping the rattan back and forth, which can also ignite the primer after rubbing and heating.

"These are all things I learned in the outdoor club, and the audience can try them out if they are interested. So, with a diving suit, isn't it easy for fire to come? What more bikes? ”

Yang An smiled slyly, VJ suddenly realized, and gave a thumbs up, I'm afraid that if I really see Yang An getting angry, Wang Zijun's choreographers and directors will also have to be depressed for a long time, right?

This scene was seen by tens of millions of fans, and basically all of them laughed, and those who posted barrages and rewarded them all came.

"Sure enough, PD is an enemy!"

"It's to fight wits and courage with the chief director!"

"Brother Yang is so smart, it's equivalent to getting a diving suit for nothing!"

"I can only blame the production team for not having enough experience in outdoor survival, if they are experienced, they won't even leave them a medical kit."

"Big brother, don't be too harsh, the variety show effect is good, and the show is interesting and funny."

"I'll just say, on a desert island, the master can live a very comfortable life, and the rookie is very difficult."

"Yo, look at Xiao Yueyue, this rookie~~~ What is he doing?"

The live broadcast camera was given to Xiao Yueyue, who walked into the woods with an axe and a machete, and did not forget to be funny, raising his left and right weapons: "I am a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow on the waist, a dragon head on the chest, people block killing, and Buddha blocks ...... Kill the Buddha! ”

The berserker with dual-wielding weapons is different, there is no road in the jungle, and Xiao Yueyue will kill a way.

The rattan in the way, cut off!

Low-hanging branches, cut off!

Branches of bananas grow, too tall, cut ...... Don't drop! Can't cut it off? Tie a stick to it, you can always cut it off, right?

The smart and clever Xiao Yueyue always has a way, with a machete in hand, I have it in the world.

He soon harvested a bunch of half-green and half-yellow bananas, the moment he cut off the roots, the banana bunches smashed on the ground, splashing everywhere, and the yellowest ones were broken, which made him feel distressed for a long time, and finally found only 4 complete edible mature bodies, as well as 5 astringent half-ripe bananas, so astringent that he spat wildly, and the facial features on his face were distorted together, just like Hou Jian smoking, rolling his eyes, not to mention how funny.

Little Rock Turtle Island is rich in products and fruits, so there will definitely be no big problem in eating it.

But the difference lies in whether the food is good or not, whether it is to eat rare delicacies or pig food, which is very particular.

Foodie Xiao Yueyue didn't even look for a house, so he looked for food first.

Li Han and Guo Tao didn't get the newbie gift package, and they didn't have great skills, so they really suffered a lot today.

They climbed the rocks carefully, and they didn't dare to go into the dense jungle alone, so they could only form a team to work together, and finally found the wild fruit, and were about to pick it, when they saw that the fruit was crawling with ants and small insects, and the bite was full of holes, who of the two dared to approach?

I didn't find a good home, I couldn't find anything to eat, and the helpless expression of the boy group idol spread to China, and the fans were distressed!

"Donate money for my family, it's so distressing to see me......"

"The director is a brute, so torturous, will he die if he is given a knife? Survive 24 hours empty-handed, why can't you? ”

"We are here to see the stars, you show us the hardships of the stars? Deliberately abuse the stars, you guys! ”

"It's been an hour, I haven't eaten, I haven't drunk, the sun is shining, it's cold, you must hold on, our support will organize people to donate to you~~"

Li Han's fans became restless, and several senior leaders of the official support club hurriedly held an emergency meeting, and after heated discussions, they decided to ask the law of the jungle producer about the starting price of donations, how much is a knife, how much is a lighter, and fans are willing to send off-site supplies to their idols.

Who knows, there is bad news from the production team - no donations are accepted!