23.23
"I have." Yan Yi said leisurely, "Secret love." ”
Meng Fan suddenly felt that his brain was boiling and rolling, and retorted: "Can you be considered a crush like this?" ”
It's all breaking through the sky, okay, it can't be more obvious!
"Doesn't count?" Yan Yiyi looked disappointed, and quickly asked, "Then is this your kind of crush?" ”
Meng Fan blurted out: "That's right! ”
The room was silent for three seconds.
Yan Yi couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
Meng Fan couldn't wait to get into Yan Yi's head and wipe away the memories he had just made, but now that Yan Yi's mental power was so strong that it was impossible to eat it!
So Dr. Meng could only express his condemnation with great anxiety: "You are going around me!" ”
"You accidentally told the truth?" Yan Yi asked with a smile.
"I don't understand what you're saying, I'm going to check the information." Meng Fan didn't dare to stay with this humanoid flirtatious man who made his IQ plummet, so he snorted coldly and turned his head to leave, complaining angrily as he walked, "The situation is so strict, I don't know how to fall ......in love if I think about it seriously."
If you are sick like this, you can't fall in love happily at all!
The appearance of a giant face in the sky of a thunderstorm quickly spread on the Internet, and netizens talked about it very hotly, but the most widespread saying is not that the end of the world is coming, and the horror demon king is about to descend on the world, but "damn the haze into essence".
There are also some sensible netizens who said that this is just a weather phenomenon and a coincidence.
After everyone happily ridiculed it, the heat of the face incident quickly subsided, after all, there were many interesting things happening every day in these years, and the face made of dark clouds was not as beautiful as Song Joong Ki at all!
No one knew that at this very moment, the initiators of the human face incident were secretly plotting to take over the world......
"Oh, presumably stupid humans are in a panic by now." Long Yi sat on the throne with a cold and stern expression, "The magic power is recovering, the seal is about to break, and I will lead the vanguard army to break into the human world, completely defeat the scattered human beings, and the human world is about to fall into the sea of purgatory, hahahaha......"
"Uh-huh, defeat, humans are particularly panicked." Hydra responded perfunctorily while brushing Weibo with a crystal ball, and gave a thumbs up on the hot comment of "Damn the haze becomes essence" with a blank face!
I really don't give my boss a long face at all.
Long Yi looked at Hydra with blazing eyes: "How is the vanguard army prepared?" ”
As soon as Hydra raised his hand, the crystal ball projected a group of big demons around the round table studying the map, and Hydra said absentmindedly: "Your Majesty, they are studying the map and preparing for battle." ”
"Good." Long Yi nodded heavily and said majestically, "Obviously, they haven't forgotten the shame that human beings have brought us. ”
Big Devil No. 1: "Our first stop is Beijing, visiting the Forbidden City and the Great Wall, and eating Quanjude roast duck." ”
Big Demon No. 2: "I want to go to 798, and I still want to eat Wenyu cheese, I've been holding it for more than 20 years, and I want to eat ten bowls in one go." ”
Big Demon One: "Okay, plus, what else do you have to build?" ”
Hydra quickly put away the image.
Long Yi looked confused: "What are they talking about?" ”
Hydra's face did not change: "They say that the destruction of the Forbidden City and the Great Wall first will deal a huge blow to the stupid human race mentally. ”
An excellent assistant must know how to appease the boss's affection!
Long Yi continued to be confused: ......
Wrong! Something seems wrong!
"Am I the only one who thinks that giant face is a sign of the end of the world?" Yan Zihuan flipped through Weibo weakly, feeling very incomprehensible to this group of netizens who can only queue up to brush "damn the haze into essence"!
"You're just trying to find an excuse to eat barbecue." Jiang Fei said coldly.
"But it's really like a human face!" Yan Zihuan gestured with his teeth and claws, "The photos and videos can't restore the terrible feeling of the scene at all!" You don't know how scary it is to watch live! ”
Jiang Fei turned a deaf ear, lowered his head to confirm the value on the tape measure, and his face was so gloomy that he almost ate people: "Your waist circumference is actually three centimeters more." ”
It seems that I can't wait to go to the kitchen immediately and copy the kitchen knife to cut Yan Zihuan's waist back!
Yan Zihuan's face turned red, and he quickly covered his slightly protruding belly overnight, and collapsed and shouted: "It's going to be the end of the world, you still care about your three-centimeter waistline!?" ”
Jiang Fei was categorical: "I care." ”
"You're hopeless!" Yan Zihuan was heartbroken, "The Horror Demon King is about to come, and the world is about to fall into the sea of purgatory, not only do you not cherish your last life and hurry up to fall in love, but you are still entangled in a waist circumference of only three centimeters......"
Fall in love......
Jiang Fei, who was inadvertently poked by a few words, instantly softened a level.
At this time, Fang Qi passed by the door with a stack of thick materials, and the lock of stupid hair on the top of his head was blown by the wind driven by walking, standing proudly, like a Teletubbies!
Jiang Fei was completely out of anger this time, and said lightly to Yan Zihuan: "Today is going to be a special training for the abdomen, you warm up first." ”
Not only does the face change become very fast, but the tone is also very gentle! Yan Zihuan suddenly felt as if he had seen a ghost!
Jiang Fei turned around and chased after him outside the door, stopped Fang Qi, took the mountain-like information folder in his hand and said, "Go to the study?" I'll help you with it. ”
"Thank you." Fang Qi raised his head and smiled at Jiang Fei, his bright eyes were crooked, and the hair on his head was swaying.
Jiang Fei was so cute that his heart was dripping blood, he thought about it, stuffed all the information folders he had just received back into Fang Qi's hand, and said, "You better take it first." ”
"......" Fang Qi took it back in confusion.
"Messy hair, Teletubbies." Jiang Fei stretched out his hand to press down the dull hair on the top of Fang Qi's head, and couldn't help rubbing the soft hair in his hand, then took the folder again, and said with concern, "Didn't you sleep well last night?" ”
"yes, only four hours of sleep." Fang Qi raised his hand and touched his hair embarrassedly.
"Me too." Jiang Fei said in a low voice, "I'm a little excited, I can't sleep." ”
Because as soon as you close your eyes, you can see the little hamster with wide eyes and concentrate on taking the ribs out of the cheese pot, as well as the appearance of pink and beautiful little lips moving up and down to chew things, and taking the initiative to take off his coat and raise it to protect the two of them from the rain, but Jiang Fei is too tall, Fang Qi straightens his arms and tiptoes to lift his clothes...... Of course, in the end, Jiang Fei still used his coat.
Mr. Jiang recalled the scene of the date, and a smile of confusion appeared on his face.
What a sweet insomnia!
Fang Qi yawned and said very unenergetically: "I slept late because I stayed up late to sort out the information for Dr. Meng, why did Mr. Jiang lose sleep with excitement?" What's the joy? ”
It's very embarrassing.
So Jiang Fei was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "It's nothing, it may be too much exercise before going to bed." ”
Fang Qi was dumbfounded: "Oh." ”
Mr. Jiang silently helped Fang Qi bring the materials to the door of the study.
In the study, Meng Fan was anxiously checking the so-called very precious information that Wu Lie used the authority of the monster hunter to call up, Meng Fan suspected that Wu Lie might have copied the entire database of the Abnormal Incident Investigation Bureau and passed it to himself, all kinds of useful and useless mess, Meng Fan's eyes were green.
"Doctor Meng, I have printed them all out and bound them in different categories." Fang Qi pointed to the mountain of folders, "This is the last batch." ”
"Okay, I know......" Meng Fan rubbed his eyes, feeling that he had never worked so hard in his life.
Yan Yi sat opposite Meng Fan, and also looked at it leisurely with a copy of information, reading as he watched: "The Bible says that hell is a hot and fiery place, where flowing lava is a river, and yellow sulfur is a mountain. Where demons appear, they smell of evil...... This is probably the smell of sulfur, right? The sulphur burns in the air with a pale blue color and a pungent smell, which is also consistent with my experience. ”
"That's right." Meng Fan rubbed his face, "How are you feeling now?" ”
"Okay." Yan Yi smiled and shrugged, "They were chatting with each other, some were singing, some were telling stories, and some were yelling at me, asking me to do something fun, not just sit here and read a book, but fortunately, most people agreed to let me look up the information here and figure things out...... Actually, it's okay now, it's just that you have to act according to the wishes of most personalities, and your head is very noisy, but it's still much better than before I met you. ”
Meng Fan sighed: "For the time being, this can only be the case, don't worry, I will definitely find a solution." ”
"There's no hurry, I trust you." Yan Yi looked at him warmly, leaned forward slightly, and said slowly, "Yan Er is reciting in my head, do you have a way to shut him up?" ”
"There's not much you can do about it at the moment." Meng Fan spread his hands.
Now that the mental power of the sub-personalities is so strong that they are against the sky, Dr. Meng does not dare to confront them head-on.
"Oh, then I'm relieved." Yan Yi blinked gracefully.
Meng Fan was stunned: "What logic?" What are you relieved of? ”
"Do you know what book he's memorizing?" Yan Yi said softly.
Meng Fan said vigilantly: "I don't want to know, thank you." "Surely it's some thing again!
However, Yan Yi said quickly: "Dry. Dead Doctor", have you seen it? ”
Nonsense! I haven't read such a classic little yellow book, are you embarrassed to say that you are a? Meng Fan's cheeks instantly burned red, and he forcibly denied it with a small face: "I haven't seen it, and I'm not interested, let's continue to check the information." ”