13. Chapter 13
Jiang Yu was dressed as a chef, holding a plate of freshly baked stir-fried vegetables in his hand, and stood in the kitchen with a blank face for Shanhe to take pictures.
Click, one.
Click, another one.
Shanhe took down the camera and looked at him dissatisfied: "Manager Jiang, please smile a little!" You have such a straight face, and you look very fierce when you shoot it! ”
"Jiangyu." He said coldly.
"What?" Mountains and rivers blink.
"Call me Jiangyu."
"Nani?" The mountains and rivers were stunned for a moment.
"Call me Jiangyu." He said it again lukewarmly.
Shanhe: "......" She was a little broken, why did this person still struggle with this problem?
After that night, Jiang Yu did ask her to order food again, but of course Shanhe would not agree so lightly! She made a request to Jiangyu, that is, to ask him to be the image spokesperson of the hotel for free!
Jiang Yu sternly refused at first, but Shanhe just refused to let go, so he had to agree. Therefore, he will now appear in the kitchen of the beautiful fried for the mountains and rivers to take pictures for free.
Click.
Shanhe took three more photos, but as soon as the picture was enlarged, he was still not satisfied. "Just laugh at it! Even if you don't want to grin, your expression will be a little softer, and don't always look very strict. ”
The more Shanhe said this, the tighter Jiangyu's brows tightened, and the tighter his lips pursed, and finally he stared at the camera lens fiercely.
"I'm speechless." Shanhe slapped his head, left Jiangyu and walked out of the kitchen.
Jiang Yu silently followed behind her.
**
In the lobby of the hotel, Tang Xu was sitting on a chair drinking Coke, and when he saw them coming out, he asked in surprise: "It's been filmed so soon?" ”
Shanhe sat down on the chair next to him angrily and poured a sip of water, "It's good to shoot well, your cousin doesn't cooperate at all." ”
Jiang Yu sat down on the chair opposite the mountain and river expressionlessly, and also took a sip of water.
Tang Xu smiled, "Sister Xiaoshan, my cousin has been this dead face since he was a child, and it is really more difficult for you to make him laugh than to ascend to the sky." ”
Jiang Yu coldly issued a warning, "Who do you say is the dead face?" ”
Tang Xu shuddered and quickly shut up.
Shanhe looked at Jiangyu, "It's obviously a dead face and no one is allowed to say it, taking a photo is like constipation." If I hadn't seen how handsome you looked, I wouldn't have bothered to look for you. ”
Jiang Yu did not refute Shanhe's words, and glanced at Shanhe silently.
"Wow, wow, wow!" Tang Xu exclaimed in surprise, "Cousin, this is not fair, why doesn't Sister Xiaoshan refute when she says that you are a dead face?" And you obviously look at her differently than you look at me! Oh ON, I'm hit. ”
Jiang Yu slapped a murderous eye, and Tang Xu could only shut up aggrievedly.
Shanhe didn't notice any difference in Jiang Yu's eyes when he looked at her, anyway, he had a cold face, looking at everyone as if someone else owed him 1.8 million. What to do? It's a pity, such a handsome face can't be used. If you put this face on the Internet, as the first picture of the hotel image, the eye-catching rate is absolutely 100%! Shanhe looked at Jiangyu sadly, and his expression was like a resentful woman who had been abandoned.
Tang Xu snapped his fingers, "I have a way!" ”
"What's the solution?" Shanhe looked at Tang Xu in surprise.
"A way to make my cousin more perfect." Tang Xu swore and said, "From now on, I am the photographer, and both of you must obey my command." ”
Jiang Yu let out a faint voice and questioned: "I want to listen to your command?" ”
Tang Xu cried with a sad face, "Sister Xiaoshan, you see my cousin threatening me. ”
Shanhe glared and suddenly got up, "Manager Jiang, since you are willing to be my model for free, please cooperate, otherwise you should leave!" ”
Jiangyu was silent.
Tang Xu quietly compared a scissorhands, yes, my cousin eats deflated Harpy!
**
Tang Xu's method worked very well, and he quickly took photos that satisfied Shanhe.
After the text is imported into the computer, a picture of a person comparable to the cover of a magazine slowly unfolds on the screen. In the photo, Jiang Yu is dressed in a plain white chef's outfit and wears a tall chef's hat, standing in front of the cutting board. He held a kitchen knife in his right hand and a half-cut carrot in his left hand, and instead of cutting vegetables with his head down, he looked at the front with a gentle expression. The camera is framed from the side, just to perfectly capture the silhouette of his side face, with a wide and full forehead, a high and straight nose, and deep eyes, the side face is outstanding, and he can be called the most handsome chef in history.
Shanhe stared at the screen and let out an exclamation: "It's so handsome." ”
The corners of Jiang Yu's mouth curled unconsciously.
Tang Xu said: "I'll just say, my cousin's expression will be different only when he looks at Sister Xiaoshan." ”
When taking pictures before, Tang Xu specially arranged for Shanhe to stand in front of Jiangyu, and Jiangyu was quickly photographed by Tang Xu when he was looking at Shanhe.
Shanhe pursed his lips and said disapprerovingly: "Your cousin wants to order food with me again, of course he wants to please me!" If he's cruel to me, I'm too lazy to bird him! ”
The corners of Jiang Yu's upturned mouth immediately sank.
Tang Xu glanced at Jiang Yu, stunned and didn't laugh out loud.
Jiang Yu said with a cold face: "Now that the photo has been taken, when can I re-sign the agreement?" ”
"Well...... Shanhe stroked his chin, looking reluctant, "I have to think about it again." "There's no way, if you want to blame it, you can blame Jiang Yu for really hating it before, since he asked her this time, with her nature of retribution, if she can't fix him well, how can she be worthy of herself?
"Still considering?" Jiang Yu furrowed her brows, obviously she didn't expect her to make things so difficult for herself. He looked at Shanhe with an indifferent look, guessing that she probably still held a grudge against the past. With her personality, if she doesn't take a breath, she probably won't nod her head lightly in agreement.
"Shanhe, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, or need me to do something more, you can sue me directly."
"Hey, that's what you said!" Her eyes lit up instantly, and she raised her chin and said, "Then you learn to bark a puppy for me, I won't think about it, and I will directly re-sign the agreement with you." ”
Jiangyu: "......" began to twitch.
Tang Xu finally couldn't hold back anymore, laughed out loud, covered his stomach and said, "Hahaha...... I can't hold it back, you talk, I'll go out and laugh for a while, hahaha......"
**
At night, Shanhe lay on the bed, thinking about the day's events and smiling from ear to ear. It's really not easy to force Jiang Yu's dead face out of a deflated expression.
It's a pity that Jiangyu didn't learn to bark in the end.
Shanhe didn't feel sleepy, so he sat on the edge of the bed and studied a beautiful cookbook. Since the hotel has participated in the group purchase, there should be a lot of foreign tourists to eat, so the hotel is bound to launch several more dishes.
After watching two dishes, my phone rang. There is no doubt that it was Jiangyu calling.
"Manager Jiang, what's the matter?" It was difficult to hide a smile in Shanhe's tone.
"Jiangyu." He said stiffly.
"What?"
"Call me Jiangyu."
The mountains and rivers are speechless, why did this person come again, and still call him Jiangyu, is she so familiar with him? "I said, Manager Jiang, what's the matter with you calling so late?"
"Jiangyu, call me Jiangyu." Someone on the other end of the phone had their name on the bar.
Shanhe: "......" This person must have had a brain pump. "Okay Jiangyu, what's the matter with you?"
"Aren't you going to listen to the puppy bark? Listen up. ”
Before Shanhe could react, a puppy barking sound sounded in the earpiece.
"Woohoo Woo Woo!" The puppy barks very cheerfully, and it seems that there is more than one puppy.
The mountains and rivers were instantly hit by five thunders, and this Nima learned too similarly! The point is, did Jiangyu really learn to bark? Shanhe found that he couldn't imagine Jiangyu learning to bark at all. No, this is the real dog barking at all, Jiang Yu didn't know where to find the recording of the puppy barking and played it to her. "That's definitely not what you called!"
Jiang Yu said nonchalantly: "You have no direct evidence to prove that this is not my name." ”
Shanhe was dumbfounded, "This must be the recording you played." ”
"You don't have direct evidence that this is the recording I played."
"You're fooling!"
"You don't have direct evidence that I'm cheating."
Mountains and rivers: "......"
"I have done what you asked, and tomorrow I will go to you again with the contract and the relevant documents to sign a contract, I hope you will also prepare the relevant documents."
Shanhe's eyes widened, "If I don't agree, I won't sign, what can you do with me?" ”
"Oh, if that's the case, then I'll have to bring my lawyer with me to you tomorrow." Jiang Yu's tone changed back to the kind of unhurried and unhurried that he didn't pay for his life, as if everything was under his control.
"What do you mean?"
"I see that you have put my photo on the group buying website and used my portrait without my permission, do you think I can sue you for violating my portrait rights?"
"I'm rubbing! That's obviously what you agree with. ”
"Do you have direct evidence that I agreed?"
Mountains and rivers: "......"
"If you sign up tomorrow, I wouldn't mind signing a copy of the likeness license certificate for you at the same time."
Mountains and rivers: "......"
, I was put on a stand by this stinky man.
**
hung up the phone, and the corners of Jiang Yu's mouth curled. He did show her a recording of a puppy barking before, and even if she heard it, there was nothing she could do.
Jiang Yu was standing in the open space in front of the simple house at the moment, holding his mobile phone and preparing to go back to his room.
The easternmost room suddenly opened, and Han Qianqian walked out with a basin, still wearing high heels. When pouring water, he accidentally hit his foot, and immediately sat on the ground and sighed.
Jiang Yu walked up and asked, "Miss Han, are you okay?" ”
Han Qianqian covered her feet with one hand, and said pitifully: "Ah Yu, I have broken my foot, my foot hurts so much, I can't walk, can you help me back to the room?" ”
Jiang Yu didn't say anything, squatted down and helped Han Qianqian up.
Han Qianqian hung half of her body on Jiang Yu's body and limped into the house. As soon as she entered the house, she immediately closed the door quickly, pressed her choppy chest against Jiang Yu, wrapped her hands tightly around his thin waist, approached him, and said delicately and charmingly: "Ah Yu, people really like you, don't you reject people anymore, okay?" ”
Jiang Yu didn't speak, just looked at her expressionlessly.
Seeing that he didn't react, Han Qianqian began to rub his tight chest with her chest, her eyes were extremely bewitching and teasing, "Ah Yu, someone's foot is broken, can you hug someone over?" ”
Jiang Yu still didn't react, his expression was so calm that he didn't seem to see anything.
Han Qianqian gritted her teeth and decided to take a fierce medicine, "Ah Yu, people are so hot!" It's so hot......" She let out a seductive moan/moan as she pulled back her shoulder straps, revealing a large area of skin on her chest, and licked her shoulder with the tip of her tongue.
Jiang Yu's eyes finally flashed.
Han Qianqian was trying to steal joy.
Jiang Yu said with a straight look: "Miss Han, after eating onions, you can drink a glass of warm milk to remove your breath." ”