1. Shi Yuan was a little bully when he was a child, today he snatched the toy train of Xiaodou next door, and tomorrow he untied the ponytail of the little girl opposite, naughty and domineering, just like the existence of the child king.

Until one day when he was five years old, his world changed.

"Hey, why are you ignoring me?"

Who is Shi Yuan, that's the child king, this kid doesn't seem to take him in his eyes today.

Cheng Mu felt that this person was a psychopath, so he raised his eyes and looked at him without speaking.

Shi Yuan was unhappy, so he dragged Cheng Mu's little vest when he went up, and shouted at Cheng Mu with his little fist: "You still ignore me!" I'll hit you! ”

Cheng Mu didn't care about anything else, he still liked his little vest very much, and he didn't want to take it off for many days.

It's okay now, Shi Yuan actually pulled his beloved little vest, Cheng Mu didn't say anything, and he was unhappy in his heart.

So he directly pushed Shi Yuan to the ground, only to hear the sound of "bang", Shi Yuan's ass came into close contact with the ground.

Then, at last, he spoke: "You're ugly. ”

Shi Yuan, who was sitting on the ground in a daze and hadn't reacted, cried with a sigh.

The aunts and uncles next door to the parents, grandparents, and grandparents at home even said that he was a handsome boy, and he would have a beautiful daughter-in-law when he grew up.

Now someone pushes him and scolds him for being ugly, he is crying so darkly, tears on both sides are straight down and big drops are smashing down, crying is called a sad heart.

Then Cheng Mu went home and was cleaned up for the first time, and his ass was hit a lot.

Since then, Shi Yuan and Cheng Mu have formed a bond. Every time they met, Shi Yuan didn't forget to give Cheng Mu a look.

Later, Cheng Mu had a fight with him and other children, and the relationship between the two was good. However, although the two of them won the battle, they would inevitably have red butts when they went home.

For Cheng Mu, the beating he was when he was a child was basically inseparable from Shi Yuan.

2. Once Cheng Mu suddenly asked, "When did you like me?" ”

Shi Yuan's old face flushed, thought for a while, and said, "I said it when I was in the first world." ”

"Huh?" Cheng Mu was stunned.

"The last words I said at that time!"

Cheng Mu held his chin with one hand and tried to remember this incident.

"You just said three words at the time."

When Shi Yuan heard it, this is not right, he didn't say I love you, I like you in four words.

“…… What did I say? ”

"Cheng Mu, me."

"......" The corners of Shi Yuan's mouth almost twitched, and he gritted his teeth a little when he opened his mouth, "What I'm talking about is - Cheng Mu, I like you!" ”

"Oh." Cheng Mu put his face in front of Shi Yuan and smiled very badly, "It turns out that you liked me quite early, huh?" ”

Shi Yuan's teeth gritted and his fist was sent.

3. Shi Yuan was tossed hard in bed one day, and he didn't dare to move because he was bruised and purple and his waist hurt, and he sprayed the blood of Cheng Mu's scolding in his heart.

But the more he scolded, the more angry he became, Shi Yuan couldn't help it.

So, he took out what he thought was a murderous weapon - the ugly photos taken when Cheng Mu was hospitalized.

He shook his mobile phone in front of Cheng Mu and laughed loudly.

The next day, he failed to go to work.

4. Shiyuan was always flustered for a while.

"Cheng Mu, will you always be with me?"

Cheng Mu didn't raise his head: "I don't want to die yet." ”

Shi Yuanyi happily took the initiative to kiss it.

The next day, he was unable to go to work again.

5. Shi Yuanqi's teeth are itching, damn, if he believes in Cheng Muhui again, he will hit the wall!

After Cheng Mu teased him.

Shi Yuan: "You give Lao Tzu a tap ......"

Cheng Mu: "Okay. ”

Afterward.

"Cheng Mu, fuck you! Hmmm......"

6. Cheng Mu is about to celebrate his fortieth birthday, and Shi Yuan doesn't know what gift to give him.

Thinking about it in his heart, he was a little congested.

"Cheng Mu, you will be forty soon."

Cheng Mu listened to his disgusted tone, and his eyes narrowed: "You think I'm old?" ”

"Hmm." Unexpectedly, Shi Yuan responded, "You see that you are so old and don't have a child." I-"

The conversation was interrupted.

Cheng Mu put his hands on the side of Shi Yuan's face and held his face and looked at it directly: "Shi Yuan, listen well, I don't want any children, I want it early, do you understand?" ”

"That ......"

"Actually, I have a son."

Shi Yuan's eyes widened: "You have a son behind my back!" ”

"I didn't carry it." Cheng Mu smiled, "You are." ”

"......" Shi Yuan reacted and exploded, "Nima, then you dare to attack your son, pervert!" ”

"You admit it's my son."

Shi Yuan: "......" was wound in.

I can't play, I can't play, the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high, and it's still Cheng Muluo's dick.

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Author's question time (C stands for Cheng Mu, S stands for Shi Yuan)

1. Name?

C: Cheng Mu.

S: It's far away.

2. Attributes?

C: Attack.

S: Nima! (Ahem, you can't explode into a foul mouth...... ）

3. What are the attributes of the other party?

C: Yes.

S: Yes! (Sensation pills)

C: Lie flat at night.

S：…… (Sure enough)

4. Does the other person call you by a good name?

C: Not usually, but it sounds good in bed.

S：…… Fortunately, sometimes I feel like I've been provoked. (A handful of dog food that caught you off guard)

5. What do you like about the other person?

C: I like everything, especially the ears, and I react when I kiss them.

S: Nima, people ask about personality merits!

C: Who are they, come out. Is it character that is asked, eh?

The President of the Innocent Lying Gun: Hmm...... Let's go next.

6. Do you feel that there is something bad about the other person's personality?

C: No, it's just a little sluggish.

S: Tsundere, arrogant, shameless.

C: Give you a chance to reorganize your language.

S：…… I'm telling the truth.

C: Continue to lie flat at night.

S：…… (10 seconds of distress)

7. How do you think the other person behaves in bed?

C: No teasing.

S: Refuse to answer! (Understands in seconds)

8. Where have you done it?

C: Except for the balcony, I've tried it all.

S: Still refusing to answer. (Got it again)

9. How much do you like each other?

C: Die for it.

S: It's hard to die.

10. Say a word of confession.

C: Time is far away.

S: Cheng Mu.

(A name engraved on the heart is enough)

End of the fan.