If you follow some other girl with a personality with an aura, when she encounters this kind of thing, she will probably ignore it and walk away, but I just don't have that kind of royal sister aura, after hearing this, I even owed a few photos on Weibo.

In fact, speaking of which, this is a photo in total, and it is a confused expression on my face when I heard the girl identify the three words Jiang Kexiao that day. Originally, I didn't get angry when this blogger posted this photo, but I had to add two enlarged pictures of my face later, one larger than the other, which made my face swollen and swollen and extremely large╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻

I denied my identity to my boss and returned to the car with a few of my luggage. You can also lean straight on the driver's seat, rubbing his stomach with both hands, seeing me coming, while playing with the car keys with a bitter face, "I really shouldn't eat so much, now the stomach is straight back to sour water, I'm going to vomit on you for a while, don't worry with me." ”

I hummed absent-mindedly, and then opened my mobile phone Weibo and found the topic of #Sanya Surprise Replica Jiang Kexiao#, the topic has been read more than 10 million, and there are more than 100,000 comments and retweets, most of which are nostalgic for Jiang Kexiao and criticizing my appearance.

My stomach was bulging with anger. kept scratching at the comments, trying to find someone who looked like a bully to tear up with her.

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, he asked me strangely, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"Not really." Seeing the screen full of candles and nostalgic words, I couldn't post my vicious statements. "Boss, where are we going?"

"Old! Board! Ye Ke Bai slapped the horn hard, and the car made a loud sound, or Bai was triumphant, "I like this title!" ”

I smiled, "What about the wages?" ”

The boss also patted the case, "Up!" ”

Look at it, they are all bosses, and people can also raise wages if they say that they will raise their wages in vain, and then look at your gentle words, they will scare us with deductions of wages at every turn.

Gap, this is the gap in life!

"And what's next for us?"

"In a few days, I'm going to do an event for a company in Japan, do you have a passport? We went to the airport and bought a plane ticket and went straight to Japan, if the time was still early, we would have been there for two days. ”

"I'm going to Japan...... I was excited to ride 10,000 horses, but I pretended to be embarrassed on the surface, "but I don't speak Japanese......"

"Don't know Japanese?" I felt that I could also look at me in vain, "I heard that W&X recruits people in more than three languages, and at least one Japanese and Korean language, how did you get selected to be the assistant to the general manager at that time, go through the back door?" ”

I'm just looking, "Nonsense! "It must have been my witty on-the-spot reflexes that overwhelmed the examiners present.

Yi Kebai smiled, didn't ask more, and continued to drive quietly.

I looked at her soft side face and smiling handsome eyes, endured it for a long time, and still asked a question that bothered me for a day, "You are obviously very good, why don't those female artists like you?" ”

She glanced at me sideways through the rearview mirror, "Am I fine?" ”

I nodded earnestly, "Yes, you're good!" ”

Yi Kebai turned his head, raised his eyebrows at me, and said with a very serious smile, "That's probably because I have good kung fu in bed and there are many people with unspoken rules." ”

My face darkened: "...... Fake it. ”

She approached me and said ambiguously, "True or fake, can you try it?" ”

== I don't understand it anymore, "Why do you have to act like a bastard every time you think you're a good person?"

"The body's instinctive defense mechanism."

He said, "Just like you hide when you're scared, I'll use the act of a bastard to protect myself when I'm afraid." ”

I was not convinced, "Nonsense! What am I afraid of? What am I running away from? ”

"Oh? Why don't you tell me about Wen Yan? ”

I immediately pointed to the neon sign on the bridge in front of me and said, "Wow, look at that light, it's too bright and dazzling, how many kilowatt-hours of electricity will be wasted throughout the year." ”

Or look at me with a chuckle.

I hung my head, "Okay, you're right." After a pause, he asked, "But what about you?" What are you afraid of? ”

"Tempting." She looked at the neon sign in front of her and whispered.

***

When we arrived in Japan, we stayed at a hot spring inn that was close to the company where Yakobai was participating in the event. The owner of the hotel is a couple of about sixty years old, who seem to be kind and kind, speak slowly and methodically, and are gentle, but they can also exchange a few words with the boss in vain, and after handing over the documents of the two of us to register, the proprietress took us to the room.

This is a traditional Japanese-style room. Blocked by a sliding door in the middle, each room is small and consists of several tatami mats, with a TV in the center of the room and a low table with four cushions under it. The hostess brought two more bathrobes and signaled that we could go outside and soak in the hot springs before resting.

Or Bai was tired all the way, so he washed up casually and went to sleep. I carried my bathrobe, washed it up, and went to the courtyard to soak in the hot springs.

The winter in Japan is very cold, but the water of the hot springs is very warm, and the water is sprinkled with ginseng whiskers and flower petals.

…… I was probably stunned and dragged into the sky.

The wooden door opened gently, someone came slowly, stopped behind me, and then slowly sat in the water, this hot spring is not the kind of dozens of people seen on TV mixed together, but with a wooden board to divide the hot spring into several small grids, just like the nine-square grid in Chongqing hot pot, everyone soaks in a separate small grid, not only soaking in the real hot spring, but also not to meet others red fruit to cause embarrassment. So the guy who just came in was sitting in the little cubicle next to me.

It's not fun to soak yourself, and I feel like saying hello to the international friends next door.

I started by saying, "Hello, are you Chinese?" ”

There was no response next door.

Well, it seems that I don't understand.

So I said, "Hi, next door, mynameisxiangqianqianqian, howareyou?" ”

Other: "......"

It was really embarrassing that no one responded, so I asked myself, "Iamfine, andyou"

Other: "......"

I then replied to myself, "Iamfinetoo hahaha." ”

The other party is still: "......"

I don't speak anymore, and I'll do this in the English version of the human education version. At most, you can cope with an age quiz, or say "youjump, Ijump." ”

For those who have not passed the fourth level three times in college, what else can you ask for╮(╯▽╰)╭

The other party always sat quietly next to me and soaked in the hot springs, and I guessed that this was a Japanese man who didn't speak English well. So I fought boldly, and the other party couldn't understand what I was saying anyway, so I simply told me all my views on Japan over the years.

"Do you know that you Japan is very shameless, why do you make the development of the SE industry so prosperous? Do you want to leave a chance for the Chinese film industry? Young boys and girls have gone to watch your little underground films, who else will support the Chinese film industry? Do you know how hard it is for our general manager to support an entertainment company? I went to the company's official website that day to peek at her photos and found that she had lost weight. Who's on it? It's up to you who do it! "The more I talked, the more angry I became, and I slapped the water hard, causing a splash more than a meter high.

After the shooting, I calmed down and thought carefully about what I had just said. I feel like I'm like one, mentally retarded.

I was silent for a moment.

Then knocked on the partition.

"I'm sorry. It's noisy. ”

The person next door still didn't speak.

I closed my mouth in amusement, stood up, put on my bathrobe, picked up the changed clothes, and walked back.

The person next door sat in the hot spring with his back to me, his head down and his face could not be seen clearly, her long flaxen hair falling limply and half soaked in the water. Her back was white and thin, and her two butterfly bones were very clear.

On the hanger behind her, two silver-gray clothes were neatly stacked.