71. Cooking
The chefs who have done big things are ready to stand at the cooking table. If you don't look into their identities in detail, they all really look like serious chefs, in fact, the dishes they can come up with are not as glamorous as they seem.
The crowd in the audience covered their faces in despair.
They recognized the familiar faces of these dark chefs, but, at this moment, they were still smiling so brightly, well, they didn't have to eat what they made themselves, right?
They are the ones who are responsible for eating them!
They are the ones who are foaming at the mouth!
O heaven, O earth, what hatred and what resentment, to let your stomach be so abused.
There are girls who have been crying pear blossoms and rain, mourning for their future, and the entire event venue is filled with an atmosphere of extreme sadness, very, deep sadness.
Media:...... I have never participated in such a miserable press conference.
"I can't watch them cook anymore." Yu Meimei turned her face to her little friend and said that she felt that she had a stomachache now. After seeing the masterpieces of dark cooking masters on the Internet, such as the green coriander instant noodles that poisoned people, she was overwhelmed.
At this time, only the host on the stage still maintained an extremely active and optimistic attitude, grinning and smiling: "Cheer up, everyone!" Today is the first offline press conference event of our stove app, and we will definitely not disappoint everyone. We've even brought in five masters of the culinary world, which is an unprecedented feat to prove how useful our cooktop app is, how magical, like a miracle—"
The host was so excited that he almost praised the app to the sky.
But whether it is the audience or the netizens in front of the screen, they are all indifferent faces.
They won't believe the host's nonsense!
You babysitter!
Even the big true love fans in the dark cooking world don't believe that their beloved can change their minds and change their names to join the light cooking world.
"If you don't do dark cooking, Da Da is no longer my beloved Da Da, no, I don't think Da Da can control his dark power at all."
"My house is big, but boiling water can boil poison gas."
"Hehehehehe, as the king of the dark cuisine world, how could he fall into the light cuisine world, he is a person born for dark cuisine!"
Anyway, in a word, it is very impossible for them to cook normally and make delicious dishes.
They're known for their murderous cooking!
Asking them to make a delicious plate of tomato scrambled eggs or seaweed egg drop soup is like death.
"Hey, why isn't everyone happy?" Boss Guo sat in his place and asked strangely.
Boss Jiang noticed the ominous aura, but still shook his head: "I don't know, maybe something happened?" I don't really understand today's young people. ”
Most of the people who came to today's event are young people, Boss Jiang They don't understand the world of young people very well, before his daughter chased stars, but someone in the chasing group withdrew, and her daughter and her little friends have been languishing for a long time, eh, anyway, the sorrow of young people, Boss Jiang doesn't understand.
They didn't know that the few people standing above were not real chefs, but masters of the dark culinary world.
"Forget it, don't care, wait a while to try the skills of these chefs, heroes have been young since ancient times." Boss Guo smiled very innocently and kindly, and he didn't know what the situation was today.
The host continued to bounce on the stage: "Soon our cooking event will start!" Before that, we would like to invite ten lucky viewers to join us to observe the process of our five master chefs making zuò dishes up close, hearing is false, seeing is believing, helping us prove the magic of our stove app, I don't know who here will be the lucky audience——"
The host also sold a pass with a smile.
When the audience sitting below listened, a spirit, all awake, and watched it up close? Damn, they don't want to be any lucky spectator at all, okay?
Go away, go away!
If you look at them up close, they're going to die young!
It's just that the host couldn't hear their inner prayers at all, and carried out the on-site roll call with great interest, as if he knew that they didn't want to come up, so he didn't draw numbers, and directly called whoever came up.
Among them, there are also a lot of official invitations to the high popularity of the food circle, which is intended to make people vomit three liters of blood!
"This lady, please come up too~"
"This gentleman knows that he is usually very interested in cooking~ Come up too~"
"No, no, no, I'm not interested at all! Not interested! You are mistaken! The young man hurriedly waved his hand back.
The host urged with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay if you're not interested, after a closer look, you will definitely be interested, don't be shy, sir, there will be no danger to your life." ”
The young man wants to cry without tears: ...... But I just thought my life was in danger.
One after another, many people were named, including Yu Meimei.
The "unlucky audience" who was not ordered breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately it was not themselves, and they could still stay for a while to breathe a few breaths of fresh air.
And the lucky audience who was clicked, just a few steps on the stage, felt like a thousand pounds, every step, walked extremely heavy, they were like warriors who were about to rush to the execution ground-
Great in life, glorious in death.
QAQ
Even netizens who were sitting at home watching the live broadcast couldn't help but mourn silently for them and mourn sincerely.
Countless barrages flashed across the screen.
"Friend, go all the way."
"Friend, see you in the next life."
"Friend, send you a wreath, may you be safe and happy in the next life, not cold or hungry."
……
At this moment, how fortunate they are that they did not sign up for the event in a hurry, otherwise they might be the ones who go up now.
The guests had already stopped in twos and twos, and God knew they didn't want to come up close at all.
And have a cordial handshake with the masters......
"Okay, today we will officially start the live cooking, and at the same time, we will also demonstrate the correct way to use our app. By now, everyone should have downloaded our cooktop software on their phones, and so have several of our chefs. Unlike other recipe apps, we have an option to start cooking on the stovetop—"
The host winked playfully: "Everyone must be wondering, why is there an option to start cooking?" ”
"In fact, there is a special one here, and it is also the core secret of our app, the key to turning decay into magic, and there are a variety of ways to use it~"
"Now please click the Start Cooking button at the same time!"
The audience obediently turned on the start cooking button, and the chef standing on the edge of the cooking table also clicked the button, poof, and a picture that occupied the entire mobile phone screen popped up-
In addition to the Lord of the Stove, who else will there be?
"Hey, this is, Lord Stove?" There was a lot of discussion in the audience.
"It's the Lord of the Stove, after all, this app is called the Lower Stove, and it is normal to use the Lord of the Stove as a brand sign, or to do the core design, and then, what should I do?"
I haven't seen any app click to start cooking, and there will be an exclusive photo of the stove king, which is also a novelty.
The host spoke: "Everyone, don't be impatient, there's nothing to do with you below, mainly to see our chef's demonstration." Next, you must watch it carefully, the content is wonderful, you must not miss it, and we will also broadcast the cooking process live for you on the big screen......"
"Please ask a few masters to follow me, click the start cooking button, pop up the photo of the stove king, and then click the button at the bottom of the screen, incense or fruit."
"Then put the mobile phone next to the cooking table, or a high place, salute three incense, or put some fresh fruits, and make a sincere wish to the Lord of the Stove, wanting to make delicious xxx dishes, hoping that the Lord of the Stove will bless xxx."
……
Listening to the host's explanation, the audience was stunned for a while, it would be so troublesome to cook, wouldn't it?
Moreover, make a wish with the Lord of the Stove, what is it called, the Lord of the Stove can hear it, this function is too chicken. I thought it would be a cooking timer.
"I still don't understand the meaning of this feature......"
"It's just to be a temporary worship position, and you have to make a wish with incense before cooking, too, cough, what is this for, it's too godly. Although the name is the stove, you don't really need to get a stove prince to come out and make a wish. ”
"I also think this feature is a bit useless and innovative, but it's not practical, and it's still useless." Everyone discussed it privately.
But whether it is useful or not, it is not up to them to have the final say, everything has to rely on the facts.
The host smiled mysteriously and left time for the master chefs.
Several masters of the dark cooking world are also skeptical about the app's functions, and they don't know how to use it, so they can only learn it in a hurry. Put your phone on the edge of the cooking table, the incense and fruit officials have already prepared, they put it on, and then make a wish reverently.
"The Lord of the Stove is above, bless the little girl to make delicious preserved eggs and lean porridge."
"The Lord of the Stove is on top, bless the little girl to make very, very delicious and delicious mango sticky rice to be fried......"
"The Lord of the Stove is on the ......"
The five masters of the dark cuisine world have all made their own wishes, but in fact, they don't believe it themselves.
But the official demand, they just hold this impossible hope, give it a try.
The dishes selected by the five people are relatively simple, there is no way, the steps are too complicated and difficult, they can't make them at all, let alone the simple ones, they can cook them in a strange way. Today's task is also very heavy, they have to cook a lot of dishes present, so they have to work in a big pot, which is even more miserable-
Cook the amount of one serving, and they can't grasp the proportional time at all.
Not to mention the big pot of rice for dozens of people, they can only rely on feeling, stew, and what they make in the end is really 100% lucky.
Obviously, the guests who watched at close range were also aware of this Yan Jun fact, and sighed helplessly.
"This time it's really over......"
"People who can't cook anything still have to cook a big pot of rice, which is more terrible than the end of the world." Yu Meimei couldn't help but cover her face, she also wanted to replace her, but she couldn't stand it, but unfortunately this event was originally going to be done by the dark cooking masters, and they could only watch with their eyes.
The dishes of the five are: preserved egg and lean pork porridge, mango glutinous rice, scallion oil mixed noodles, minced garlic spinach, scallion oil taro.
It sounds very appetizing, but it's impossible to know how to do it.
……
The five dark cooking masters are also very generous, although the event also provides detailed recipes, they are also very uncertain, if they have recipes, they can cook well, and they will not become dark cooking masters.
"I want to cook sticky rice first......
The little girl read the recipe carefully and made up her mind to make a delicious meal today.
Netizens began to bet: "I bet on a big piece today, and I will definitely make a shocking new work that surpasses the previous height!" ”
"I think the big thing should be mango, a lot of glutinous rice and undercooked rice......"
"Compared with mango sticky rice, I'm more worried about preserved egg and lean porridge, and I feel that it will become preserved egg and lean porridge."
"I can't wait to see what the audience has to say, and I'm sure they'll be impressed. I'm confident in big dishes! ”
In fact, he himself is full of confidence in their cooking.
The masters of the dark culinary world lack everything, but they don't lack confidence, and they have always been confident in themselves, and they feel good.
Especially today, when they started cooking, they suddenly felt that a stream of air ran through their whole body from the Baihui acupoint, opening up their second vein, refreshed, energetic, and their eyes were blazing-
"It's coming!"
"Follow the feeling, and so happily decided!"
"I'm going to make a really delicious dish today, huh!"
The five masters said confidently before and after, almost scaring the guests who were watching at close range.
He, they heard him right......
The Masters of Dark Cuisine Say They Feel Coming?
It's a little scary.
Do they really have the feeling of cooking, what the hell is that?
"That...... Little girl, isn't your water a little, too much? Yu Meimei looked at the water overflowing from the pot, she couldn't look at it directly, this, this is what you said about the feeling of the master?
You feel like a wave.
Admire, admire......
When the little girl heard this, she locked her eyebrows and thought deeply, and thought deeply for a while: "It seems to be ...... Is it a bit much? ”
"But that's okay!"
"I feel like I don't have to worry about this kind of detail!"
Yu Meimei: ...... I'll go!
Yu Meimei can't help it, for the dark cooking world of the inspiration school, her construction is useless, just like that, let it fly freely, she doesn't care, she really doesn't care.
She could already imagine the tragedy of waiting.
To be honest, as a big food circle, it was the first time to observe the way of making dark cuisine up close, which was a torture for Yu Meimei. Even ordinary people can't stand their weird way of cooking, and they don't understand what cooking is going on in their minds.
“…… That, little, young man, you take it easy, your pot is full of preserved eggs, hey, hey, like hell. On the other side, the guests couldn't help but cry out in horror.
Got a reply that was naturally calm and calm from the young man:
"Big brother, just get used to it, that's my style."
Eldest brother:......
The guests were collectively helpless, and finally had to remain silent, and endurically watched the whole process of their cooking.
It's completely unimaginable that they're going to eat these things in a moment, no, right away.
The host was still emotional: "We see that now our guests have finished the cooking and started to plate, don't worry, soon everyone will be able to taste the delicious zuò made by our guests!" ”
Spectator:...... We're not in a hurry at all, really.
The waiters continued to talk about the dishes and delivered them to the tables, and it was not surprising that what they received was the silent and miserable cry of the audience at each table.
"This ...... What the hell is this?! ”
"I think the organizers are deliberately murdering, and I've never seen so many scallion oil noodles!"
The mango sticky rice turned into mango paste sticky rice, mixed and matched with coconut milk tick and tick at random, more like, well, just stir and stir and mix a plate of unknown food.
And preserved egg and lean porridge......
Isn't it really preserved egg and lean pork porridge?
A thick layer of black preserved eggs and lean meat, and you can't see half a grain of porridge at all, and it is quite powerful to be able to do this kind of process.
Not to mention the minced garlic spinach, the spinach is soft and ugly and ugly, they don't know if the dish is poisoned or burnt, can it really be eaten?
Sure enough, we can't expect too much from the master of dark cuisine to change his ways.
"Now, let's start enjoying the delicious food!" The host said loudly with a smile.
Audience: Neng Death O Host!
Whoever eats dies first.
So no one moved their chopsticks, just looked at the dishes on the table with a solemn face.
A sadness arose from the bottom of my heart.
I suddenly felt that there was no such miserable food app launch event held in such a miserable place.
"Beauty, beauty, beauty......"
"The human you're calling is already on a dog's leash, please wait."
“……”
The whole scene suddenly fell into a deathly silence.
If there is a barrage, it is probably all of them: the silence of the mystery, the silence of the mystery......
Half paid, finally someone spoke, still naïve Boss Guo: "Uh...... The appearance of this dish is indeed not special, exquisite, or a little rough. However, it's nothing, maybe it tastes good, it's good hahahahahaha. ”
“…… Everyone doesn't move chopsticks, eats and eats. ”
Boss Guo finally noticed the strange atmosphere of the scene, why didn't everyone eat it, although this dish didn't look good, but it should taste okay.
As soon as the words came out, everyone's eyes brushed on Boss Guo.
Boss Guo: ...... Good side!
"That, hahaha, everyone is casual, casual, eat your own, eat your own haha." As he spoke, the embarrassed Boss Guo scooped a spoonful of mango paste glutinous rice bibimbap and stuffed it into his mouth meaningfully.
Everyone's eyes didn't leave Boss Guo for a long time, and even when he ate the mango paste glutinous rice bibimbap, his eyes widened and he looked at him in horror and worry.
Look, Boss Guo almost choked.
Fortunately, he chewed and swallowed the mango paste glutinous rice bibimbap, and suddenly, Boss Guo's eyes widened, motionless, the spoon was held in mid-air, and his whole body was stiff.
"Sure enough......"
"I just said you can't eat this dish."
The crowd of onlookers eating melons made a voice of regret: "It's a good person, it's gone, eh." ”
"It's over, I'm going to foam at the mouth later, do you want to dial 120 first?"
Yu Meimei couldn't help but close her eyes, she didn't dare to look at the scene behind, she just watched from the side, the glutinous rice may not be cooked, if it is not cooked, this bite will be choked to death.
"Lao Guo, are you okay......" Boss Jiang hesitated and patted him on the shoulder.
Boss Guo shook his body slightly, and after a while, he stared at him and replied in a daze: "No, it's okay." No, this, this ......"
"What's wrong with this?"
"It's delicious!"
Boss Guo shouted out with all his might, his eyes were red, and he turned his head to look at Boss Jiang excitedly.
"I have never eaten such delicious mango sticky rice, the mango is sweet, the coconut milk is refreshing, the glutinous rice is soft and elastic, and the entrance is full of natural aroma, it is really, really wonderful!"
Boss Jiang: ...... So delicious?!
Audience:! Uncle, where did you come from, so sincere!
After Boss Guo finished speaking, he took another big bite, raised his head and took a long breath, enjoying it incomparably: "The world is delicious!" ”
"And try this too!"
Boss Guo took a look at the ugliest preserved egg and lean porridge, dug a spoonful full of preserved egg lean meat and thick porridge, put it in his mouth, and took a big sip, fragrant and warm, Boss Guo once again showed a happy expression of eating delicious.
The people who ate melons were stunned.
"Is this uncle stunned or is he a nursery?"
"I really want to taste it, but I don't think it's as unpalatable as I imagined......
"I can't believe that dark cuisine can be so delicious, he didn't even foam at the mouth!"
……
The people who eat melons are extremely entangled in their hearts, there are people who eat dark dishes so happily, is there really any mystery this time? But when you look at the dishes on the table again, the appearance is really impressive, and it's hard to swallow.
"Why don't you taste it?"
"You taste ...... first"
Everyone pushed and shoved, no one wanted to taste it first, and in the end, there were still a few people who were not afraid of death, scooped a few small bites, carefully frowned, put them in their mouths, and clenched their fists, for fear that they would not know what was going on in the next second.
The expected foaming at the mouth did not happen.
But......
It's like the delicious smell of fireworks blooming in your mouth, and your whole brain can't help but get excited.
"Uncle didn't lie, it's really super delicious!"
"Woo woo no, I'm going to take another bite, it's so delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious mango sticky rice, although this thing is mango paste glutinous rice bibimbap, it's still delicious......"
"In the future, Heida will no longer be a master of the dark culinary world!"
The rest of the people looked at each other: "It's really so delicious, you didn't lie to me, right?" ”
"Lie to you, I'm a puppy, don't eat it, I'll eat it alone." As he spoke, the young man picked up his bowl and took a big mouthful.
Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but pick up the bowl, take a deep breath, and try to taste the first bite.
The results, of course, are ...... Can't stop!
At this time, the eyes of the five masters of the dark cooking world in their stands were full of disbelief, it was simply a miracle, and it seemed that radiant wings appeared behind them at this moment, dancing.
"The world is wonderful......