The peony fairy took a lot of time to revise, and it was always unsatisfactory......

I had to spread out my helpless hands and said, "Husband, let's bathe first?" Although the water in the stream is not very natural, after all, it is hard-earned by oneself and is more reliable than other places. ”

Who doesn't know that if the body is too dirty, it will get sick? let alone a fairy wife......

My heart is ready, can I give birth to a bunch of babies?

The peony fairy shouldn't sweep my interest, saying that she has a birth disease and will not have any more children.

I can't force people? Can I force this kind of thing? Anyway, I have a lot of children, and it doesn't matter if I have it or not! I just hate that damn flower thief, let me take his plate, and I don't know who to tell me about the depression in my heart?

This is a thing of the past, and the peony fairy will not answer, and will hold my hand tightly for a while, and smash my head into the stream......

Unexpectedly, there was not a drop of water, and our heads were buried in the earth, and we died of pain......

When I got up, I hit a big bag on my head, and I couldn't get off no matter how I rubbed it......

"Haha" burst into laughter, and the voices of both men and women were ......

We both looked up, and they were all hands with teeth and claws, could they speak? I glared and asked, "Who are you?"

A black hand grew bigger and bigger, with eyes, nose and mouth painted on it, and could still speak: "Are you worthy to live here like beggars? Why don't you find a hole and give birth to a litter of cubs like a mouse?

I frowned and didn't understand, and couldn't help asking, "Why do you want to interfere in other people's marital lives?"

The hand did not speak, one time it was big, the other was small, and he stretched out his little hands from both sides, took away the fairyland room, and said: "This shitty thing, it's useless to come! A pair of dog men and women pretend to be husband and wife, and want to cheat here!"

The peony fairy was stunned! The fairyland she had built herself, how could others control it, and she stared and shouted: "Leave the house behind!" Otherwise, I will not be polite to you!"

The whole mountain was full of black hands, and after a burst of laughter, he said: "You are so dirty, you can steal if you want to cheat? No one will answer! In particular, it is hateful that those dog men and women show their affection in public at every turn! as if others do not know that they will make trouble...... With one hand, I can crush them all and throw them in the air to feed the big birds!"

"Zhen Nyima is strange! What kind of place is this? The beautiful scenery has been tarnished by these guys with teeth and claws! I wonder if the peony fairy saw it clearly when she built the fairyland?"

"Oh my God, the mountains are moving, and thousands of hands are grabbing us!"

The peony fairy couldn't bear it anymore, and flew over boldly, spitting out a raging flame from her mouth, seeing that a large piece was burned, and there was a sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling, flashing, and the whole mountain was gone......

I suddenly remembered that the person in the painting was here, and if he was there, the peony fairy would not have to work so hard!

These claws are not reconciled, and from time to time they can come out of the soil and turn into a large circle, encircling the two of us......

The peony fairy had already thought about it, and suddenly threw out a sentence: "Husband, ...... quickly"

My fist exploded like a cannonball...... These things are gone, and they will be conjured again, and they can't be annihilated at all!

The peony fairy draws a line in the air and uses both hands to open a hole to reveal a picture......

The hairy man in the red shirt was arresting the little girl's mother, and after a flash, he disappeared, and had to shout: "Heavenly Master, can you come over for a while?"

When the hairy beard saw the peony fairy, he smiled awkwardly and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

I've got to keep an eye on it, this old guy has bad intentions, and it's probably right under my nose...... I had to shout, "You don't have to come here!

The peony fairy stared at her eyes and scolded: "You have a fart! After fighting for so long, have you been annihilated? Stupid men can't see anything stronger than themselves...... If he doesn't come, how can he clean up this garbage?"

Anyway, I'm going to keep him away, it's better not to get closer, in case he smells something, won't it be troublesome?

In a flash, he actually drilled through the crack, looked at the peony fairy with a pair of gentle eyes, and said, "Don't worry, there's nothing I can't handle!"

The peony fairy is about to introduce...... I snorted first: "What are you bragging? You have a lot of ability, why don't you catch the good mother?"

The hairy man wanted to argue: "It's not that I'm incompetent, it's that the strange woman is too cunning! I can't bear to catch a little girl; she's good, and she uses children to ......block everything."

I had to scold: "Fart! No ability, just no ability! What are you pretending to be?"

The hairy man wanted to show off in front of women, and specially stated: "I'm here to clean up the garbage, I'm not interested in women, don't worry!"

"The nonsense he says can only deceive those who have never been married, old fellows like me, who have been through the wind and rain for a long time, and will know the end by looking at the beginning......"

The hairy man is as cunning as a fox, and he is quiet, waiting for the right moment......

The peony fairy was tired of listening! Where did he stand and speak: "A Taoist, people have already explained, don't be jealous! You have so many wives, have I said anything?"

I really obeyed her! I used my wives to resist at every turn! Can't I see it? There was only one around me; why was it so hard to do something?

The hairy man really pretended to be forced, slashing with his sword in his hand, without a single ghost cry, and threw the earth bottle in the air, "buzzing" like a fly......

The peony fairy looked at it carefully for a long time, and the credit was not very significant, and he had to ask, "Is it okay?"

Of course, the Maohu people had to say some warm words: "The dark forces here are too great, and the strength of one person is not enough;

I said why did he take the initiative to give up everything he was grabbing......

The peony fairy was very interested and asked, "How to integrate into one?"

This sentence deeply stimulated my brain, and I couldn't help shouting: "No, if you want to melt, you can only melt with me!"

The hairy beard man had not yet spoken, but the peony fairy first theorized: "How do men and men get along? Only those who engage in the foundation do not know shame! I don't understand what is the combination of yin and yang?"

I opened my eyes to the maximum: "Are you wrong with him?"

The hairy man fell to the pole and quibbled: "It's not what you think, our behavior will be vague, and it will definitely make you see it!"

"Jinnima's! are you going to cuckold me in person? Stupid men understand, let alone I'm so smart......"

The peony fairy didn't want to answer, so she turned her eyes on the hairy man and shouted, "Let's go!"

Before they could stop it, the two of them disappeared......

I'm so angry that my lungs are about to explode! I have to look with the eyes of fire, and the damn red light covers all the environment, and everything I can see is blurry!

I couldn't hold it anymore, and shouted everywhere: "Hairy dog thief, get out of here! Let me send you to the west with a fist!"

No one responded for a long time, and I had nowhere to vent my anger, and I didn't know how many punches I punched at the place where he disappeared......

Fireballs exploded like mountains and seas, all hands were gone, and a blurred space appeared in front of you......

I searched everywhere with my eyes on fire: I don't know where the dog man and woman are? I am so angry! I dare to blatantly steal under my nose......

I broke out in a cold sweat: My wife was already going to have a round house! How could I get out of a Cheng bite gold? Doesn't this pit others? What men are most afraid of is cuckolding, I didn't expect that I could always get one on my head, is it too much to blame my wife? I had to shout to the sky: "Peony fairy, listen, I will write a letter of resignation immediately, so that you can follow that dirty and smelly Taoist priest forever, right?"

This sentence is very effective; the peony fairy appeared in front of me in a flash, and deliberately shook her body to be coquettish: "Husband, you can't do this, you don't mean that; I didn't expect that as soon as this idea came out, you showed great merit and actually annihilated all the evil forces! It's really happy! You are the best person!"

I was deeply suspicious of her flattery! I had to ask, "What about the old fellow? You won't hide him, will you? How stinky does it stink? Don't you know? You can smell the toilet from afar, and I don't know if you grew up in the stench?"

The peony fairy slapped her hand in the air, flashed, and hung her eyes on it, which lit up without needing to be lit......

The hairy man caught the little girl and shouted from afar: "Demon girl, can't you get out? I'm going to put your child in an earthen bottle?"

I took advantage of the peony fairy's inattention and punched me in the eye with a fire......

"It's weird! My eyes seem to be bursting? What kind of immortal method is she doing? How can it be connected to my eyes?"

The peony fairy still blamed me: "Blind sun, now it's okay? blow up the picture; you deserve to die!"

Is she my wife? As if she had an empathy relationship? How do I verify that she is not stealing?

The peony fairy scolded: "Test the bullshit! You have so many wives, who is going to verify those?

It seems that this divorce letter really can't be written! Too many wives is trouble! Just as she said, monogamy is best? There is no need to hang that damn red light with big eyes!

The peony fairy continued to scold: "Men are like this, one heart is bigger than the other! Or, there will not be so many wives! In the future, you must keep your eyes on me! Say it again; I have everything in women; what do you want?"

As a woman, we must follow the traditional principle of three obedience and four virtues, and we must not tarnish the legacy left by our ancestors!