Youshu was lying on the master's broad back, feeling very safe, and couldn't help humming a little song. The babbling, entangled-lingering voice blew Meng Changye's ears hot and red, and the big palm holding the young man's fart couldn't help but knead it a few times, and then laughed muffledly.

Liu Chuanshan held a grudge against Emperor Chun's poisoning, and felt that the general was bewitched by him, and he was quite angry, so he scolded viciously, "What are you singing? If it weren't for the general protecting you, Lao Tzu would have cut you into eighteen pieces! ”

"What is the roar, I have said it, he is different from Emperor Chun." Sensing that the cub shrank for a moment, Meng Changye's lost ecstasy was disturbed, and he also became angry.

"General, do you really believe his nonsense? Where in the world is there a person with one body and two souls? If there is, it's also a monster, so quickly tie it to the firewood stack and burn it! Another lieutenant spoke in a deep voice.

Youshu hurriedly hugged his master's neck and buried his head in his shoulder socket. Meng Changye's heart tightened, and while patting his fleshy whirring fart-strand to show comfort, he turned his head and said cautiously word by word, "Today, this seat will talk here, the dog cub is the person of this seat, whoever wants to move him, this seat will kill whoever first!" ”

Liu Chuanshan was intimidated by his momentum, revealing an angry and timid look. Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more stiff, Liu Wen hurriedly played a round, "Okay, okay, stop arguing." But a pet, why would it damage everyone's brotherhood? The people have already returned, so let's hurry back and pack up, so that we can hurry away. ”

Chang Shun, who was tied up by five flowers, realized in hindsight that the current emperor didn't seem to be the one before? No wonder he is sometimes clever and sometimes stupid; One moment to escape, the other to return.

Everyone returned to the camp in silence. When the soldiers of the Huotou battalion saw that everyone was coming, they knocked on the pot and asked everyone to come for lunch. Meng Changye carefully put the young man on the ground, brushed his messy forehead, turned his head and his gentle expression was replaced by a fierce and vicious expression, and drew a knife and walked towards Chang Shun. If it weren't for the dead eunuch's pestering, how would the dog cub escape? He wanted to kill him for a long time!

Chang Shun squirmed like a worm and wanted to beg for mercy, but his mouth was blocked by a sweat towel, and he could only look at the emperor with a hopeful gaze. But he also knew in his heart that with the emperor's cold temperament, as long as it did not endanger his own interests, he would not care about the life or death of others.

But to Chang Shun's surprise, the emperor actually spoke, "General, spare him." I'm never going to run away with him again. He also came to save me, and he had no ill will. ”

Meng Changye's knife was raised, but it never fell, but his expression became more and more terrifying. Youshu couldn't, so she had to divert his attention, "Ouch, my feet hurt so much, general, you can help me take a look." ”

"Why do you have so much to do!" Meng Changye's tone was extremely impatient, but he finally put down the saber and turned back to check. Although Liu Wen and the others hated this eunuch, they did not go to the point of killing him. Without him, who will take care of the so-called other "Emperor Chun"? In short, now everyone has blood in their eyes when they see Emperor Chun, and no one is rare to take care of him, let alone take care of him. If the general likes it, let him go, the way of Longyang is not the right way, sooner or later there will be a greasy day, and it will not be a word to kill Emperor Chun at that time.

Thinking about it this way, seeing the general kneeling in front of Emperor Chun, taking off the other party's shoes and socks with his own hands and kneading the soles of his feet, it still made Liu Wen and the others feel quite uncomfortable, and they all rolled their eyes and turned their heads.

"When you pinch it, the soles of your feet seem to be blistered." Youshu snorted twice.

"Sure enough. How far have you walked before you get so many blisters, and you can't make tofu? Meng Changye bent down to check, and at the end gently patted the young pink-white and delicate soles of his feet, and scolded, "Look if you can run in the future!" Fortunately, you walked back by yourself, otherwise Lao Tzu would have broken your dog's leg! ”

Youshu reiterated again, "It's not that I'm running, it's Emperor Chun." "How could I be willing to leave you?

Laugh at! Someone next to him made a mocking voice, obviously very disdainful of his pretending to be crazy and stupid, and when he heard the general ordering someone to take needles and spirits, he refused to move. Meng Changye couldn't, so he had to take it himself, roasted the needle on the fire, soaked it in the spirits, and carefully picked out the blisters.

The young man's feet are white, tender and slender, gently held in the palm of his hand, like a fine work of art. Meng Changye was drugged for him, and on the other hand, he was distracted, and it took a long time to suppress the restlessness in his lower abdomen, and asked in a deep voice, "Didn't you say that you could remove the soul of the Dog Emperor?" Did you get it done? ”

"No, his soul is not an ordinary Taoist sealed into my body, it should be done by some ghost immortal. With my current strength, I can't get him out. ”

Meng Changye was disappointed, but several lieutenants who pricked up their ears to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two showed sarcastic expressions, and one of them sneered, "What kind of Taoist, ghost immortal, are you talking about mythological stories?" General, nonsense like this, my old Zhao has not liked to listen to since he was five years old. ”

Youshu's cheeks flushed, speechless.

Meng Changye pinched his toes to appease, and finally turned around and scolded, "Get out of the way!" Do you believe it or not, anyway, Lao Tzu believes. ”

Youshu, who had a sad face, immediately laughed, squeezed the two little pear vortex and sighed, "In this world, only the general knows me best." ”

Meng Changye's ears were hot, and in order to hide his embarrassment, he asked viciously, "Run, run, why do you come back?" Aren't you afraid that Lao Tzu will do you wrong? The meaning of this "do" is that the benevolent see the benevolent, and the promiscuous see the prostitute.

Smoke began to rise above Youshu's head, and he was about to answer, but he heard Liu Chuanshan raise his voice, "The treasure map is still in our hands, of course he has to come back." What is it to sell farts - stocks, it is really beneficial to get treasures. I can't wait for us to get the treasure out of the dungeon, and he will poison us again, killing us all! ”

"Search your body, search all the □□ he bought!" Liu Wen gave a categorical order.

Seeing several strong men coming men, Youshu hurriedly drilled into the master's arms. Although he bought some poisonous things, they had long since been crushed into ink and written into talismans. He really didn't mean to hurt anyone.

His own baby bumps, where can Meng Changye let others touch them? He only glanced at it faintly, and several strong men retreated, bowing their heads and shoulders, and silently squatting to the side.

"Don't be afraid, I won't let anyone hurt you. I'll keep those things for the time being, and ask me when I need them. I believe in you, and you have to believe in me, will you? He whispered softly while putting on the boy's shoes and socks, and this warm and thoughtful style made several lieutenants angry.

Youshu hurriedly opened the package he was carrying and explained, "There is no □□, all of them are talismans, you see." Afraid that everyone would not believe him, he unbuckled his belt and opened his outer robe, revealing the thin profane pants inside.

Everyone looked at it and saw that there was nothing on the side except for many yellow talismans in the package, and his body was clean and clear at a glance. Meng Changye's face turned blue instantly, and he quickly tied his open robe firmly, unwrapped his big coat, and saw that he had no skin and flesh exposed except for a small face, so he gave up.

"No, no, what kind of clothes do you untie in public? Is it underdrawn? He raised his hand to strike, but when he fell, he turned into a caressing face.

Youshu couldn't help but rub his palm, then leaned over, and said to Ai Ai, "General, you believe me, I didn't come back for the treasure." I am pleased with you and want to stay by your side for the rest of my life. ”

This is false, shameless, and provoked Liu Wen to almost vomit. On the other hand, Meng Changye's face was already rippling, and smoke was rising above his head, and he was already happily ascending to the immortal. He clamped his hands around the young man's thin shoulders like iron tongs, and said in a trembling voice, "What do you say, say it again?" ”

Youshu came closer and repeated it inaudibly.

Meng Changye was sure that he was not dreaming, so he suddenly picked him up, walked quickly into the dense forest, pressed him behind a big stone, and kissed him fiercely, frantically, tossing and turning. Even if he told himself several times: the reason why the dog cub didn't run away, but took the initiative to walk back, must be affectionate to himself, but he also has a faint worry. Worry about being self-inflicted, worry about being used and deceived. It was only when his confession was heard with his own ears that the big stone fell to the ground, and then ecstasy.

He wanted to laugh and yell, but nothing could be more tangible than this real, passionate kiss.

"You like me, when?" After a quarter of an hour of kissing, he reluctantly parted.

Youshu gasped, "It's been a long, long time, I don't even remember." ”

Meng Changye's eyebrows fluttered, he was extremely happy, leaned over and bit his lip again, and said proudly, "The dog cub is quite discerning." ”

Youshu wanted to laugh, but the small laughter was sucked into the mouth by the master, turning into a lip-tongue tsk. The two hugged each other and touched each other, and only separated slightly after a long time.

"If it weren't for Emperor Chun still in your body, the person in Ming'er's arms when he woke up would be replaced by another, and I would have done it for you here." Meng Changye shook his head regretfully. Think about being entangled with baby bumps at night, and the next day he will become Emperor Chun's madness, yelling and yelling, and he will lose his appetite.

Youshu's face darkened slightly, and he said firmly, "There will be a way." ”

The two talked and kissed together, over and over again, you come and go, endlessly. Poor soldiers outside, artemisia grass is about to grow on the top of their heads. In particular, several lieutenant generals couldn't help but be worried, and their expressions were solemn. But a false word, Emperor Chun's house hooked the general's soul, if the general is tired of him, what year and month should he wait? What if the general plays for real?

Why don't you find an opportunity to kill Emperor Chun when you go back to the northwest? Thinking of this, Liu Wen looked at Liu Chuanshan. Liu Chuanshan pressed the handle of the knife and nodded silently

After the two of them finished complaining, it was not early, Meng Changye took the cub into his arms, wrapped it tightly with a big coat, and then beat the horse and left, followed by a group of subordinates, after a day and a night of trekking, finally arrived at the foot of Panlong Mountain, and found a valley that could be attacked and defended and camped.

Because of the many blisters on the soles of the dog's feet, and the pain of walking like a heart, Meng Changye carried people on his back everywhere, and the posture was simply inseparable. Chang Shun was beaten ten times, and now he is much more honest, and he broke the bird's eggs that the general personally took out and made them into hibiscus custard.

It was already the middle of the month after eating and drinking, and everyone lined up to patrol and spent the night peacefully. Meng Changye was still holding the puppy in his arms, and when he noticed that the other party was struggling, he was about to wake up, so he hurriedly threw away his hand and sat aside to watch.

When Emperor Chun opened his eyes, he saw the rough face of General Huwei, and he couldn't help but be startled, and then howled bitterly, "Ahhhh......h You, how did you end up here? No, I, I, how could I be here? This is the tent, I used to sleep in the inn! You arrested me again? What about Chang Shun? Chang Shun's useless dog thing, didn't he say that he wouldn't chase after him? Always smooth, always smooth! ”

In order to hide the fear in his heart, or to find a back, Emperor Chun began to shout Chang Shun's name.

Liu Wen and the others were woken up, and couldn't help but curse secretly: Damn, this Emperor Chun is still addicted to acting, and he makes trouble every day, is it over?

Chang Shun stood outside the tent and didn't dare to go in, and replied, "Master, the slave is here." Don't shout, it's useless, you're going to come back on your own. He knew Emperor Chun better than others, and naturally felt the difference between the two, so he was convinced of the saying of "one body and two souls". Compared to the current Emperor Chun, he prefers to serve the previous one. That person has a good temper and a good heart, and although he occasionally harms people, he will also take responsibility.

If only the one who woke up was always the one from before.

When Emperor Chun heard Chang Shun's voice, he couldn't help but get angry. What does it mean to come back by yourself? What about when he's stupid? This dog slave must have sold himself! He was about to rush out to settle accounts with Chang Shun without wearing any clothes, but he was pressed to the ground by General Huwei, quickly put on a few thick clothes, and then tied them out with a cowhide rope.

Yo, yesterday I was covered like a baby pimple, but today I tied it up, and it seems that the general has also contracted this guy's madness. Liu Wen and the others slandered together.

Meng Changye is not crazy, but he has clearly divided Emperor Chun and the dog cubs. This body is a dog's, and it can't hurt a trace of flesh and skin, but if Emperor Chun is not punished, he can't get over it in his heart, and when he pours a bowl of porridge, he sees that he doesn't spit it out again, so he says, "Come on, bring a feather over." ”

The soldier didn't know why, but he still brought an owl's tail feathers, and saw the general take off Emperor Chun's shoes and socks and start scratching the soles of his feet. Emperor Chun's skin is delicate and tender, and his perception is keen, whether it is pain or itching, it is several times larger than that of ordinary people.

Damn, it turns out that punishment can still be done like this? Liu Wen leaned over a few times, his face full of schadenfreude.

After scratching for about half an hour, seeing that Emperor Chun had fainted from laughing, Meng Changye stopped, and then wiped the tears on his face with a handkerchief, and finally hugged the horse's back and wrapped it in Dayu, heading towards Panlong Mountain. This time it was his cub who woke up, and his attitude naturally became gentle.

The group rushed for a few more days, and watched Emperor Chun change his face repeatedly, and suddenly howled and scolded angrily, which provoked the general to jump like thunder, and suddenly he was docile and well-behaved, and was held in the arms of the general and held in the palm of his hand. Chickens and dogs jumped, and the troops arrived in the hinterland of Panlong Mountain, standing on the edge of a huge sinkhole and looking down.

"Obediently, this is the largest sinkhole I've ever seen in my life, and it is estimated that the entire capital can accommodate it!" Liu Wen took out the map and looked at it, and said firmly, "The underground palace is right down here." ”

"It's too deep down there, and it's dark and hard to see. Strategist, how do we go down? Someone asked in a loud voice.

"Find a grass vine and hang it down." Meng Changye covered the dog's eyes and comforted in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, I'll carry you down, you just shrank in my arms and close your eyes." ”

You Shu opened the master's palm, stared at the bottom of the pit, and somehow felt a little uneasy.

The crowd spent several days weaving grass and vines, leaving a thousand men to look after them while another thousand went down the vines. The sinkhole is very deep, and shrouded in thick black mist, it took half a day to reach the bottom of the pit, the grass vines on the way are not long enough, almost collapsed, fortunately the pit wall is also covered with thick vines like coiling dragons, which solves the crisis.

Because the bottom of the pit was vast enough to accommodate the entire capital, Liu Wen spent several days calculating the exact location of the underground palace, and finally dug out the stone gate hidden in the thick moss four days later. The stone gate is close to the ground, and there are many green-faced and fanged demons and majestic temples carved on it, which is terrifying to look at.

Liu Wen looked at it again and again before saying, "It's here, the surrounding sealing stones and grout are all intact, and no one should have gone in." ”

"How do you get in? Pry the door open? Meng Changye asked in a deep voice.

"There may be some mechanism inside, and if you forcibly destroy it, you may die. You see, there is a concave palm print in the very center of this stone door, which should need to be pressed by the people of the Ji royal family to open it. Liu Wen guessed, and then looked at Emperor Chun, who was tied up with five flowers, "Didn't you say that you could open the underground palace?" Come and give it a try! ”

Emperor Chun wakes up every day to face the dark forest, a giant python as thick as a bucket, a porcupine with spikes on its back, and a tiger as strong as a calf. When he encounters danger, he can only cry and scream, which is useless, but it is another him, extremely calm and calm, so that everyone can't help but believe in the saying of "one body and two souls".

Therefore, as long as Emperor Chun occupies this body, in order to prevent him from dragging everyone back, Meng Chang Nightclub tied him up and gagged him and carried him on his shoulders.

"Go open the door." Meng Changye untied the rope and kicked it lightly and heavily.

Emperor Chun stumbled and almost fell, but he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, so he had to walk over and press his right hand into the concave lines. The stone gate did not make a sound for a long time, and under the forced gaze of everyone, he changed his left hand again, and it was to no avail.

"Didn't you say that you need royal blood? Cut the palm of your hand and try again. "Liu Wenti yì.

Meng Changye was a little unbearable, but the cloudy eyes that Emperor Shangchun looked at pitifully and disgusted, took out the dagger in his boots, and cut it neatly. Emperor Chun has been carried around by General Huwei these days, although his attitude is rude, but he will always sacrifice himself to protect him in times of crisis, so he naturally thinks that he is happy with himself, but because of the hostile identities of the two sides, he does not dare to show it, and his arrogance is not only not contained, but even higher.

Seeing that there was a bloody cut in the palm of his hand, he said aggrievedly, "General, you are so ruthless, how can you treat me like this?" ”

Meng Changye almost vomited out the overnight meal, and couldn't help but be annoyed and angry at the sneering eyes of his subordinates, "What the hell are you rubbing?" Hurry up and open the door of the underground palace for Lao Tzu! ”

Emperor Chun is a cheap bone, he doesn't remember anything, and when he saw his fierce expression, he put his bloody palm in the groove. A quarter of an hour passed, two quarters of an hour passed, and three quarters of an hour passed, and the blood in the palm of the palm had coagulated, and the stone gate was still unmoving, much to the disappointment of everyone.

"I knew that he was so useless, and he was slaughtered in the middle of the road, how could he stay until now!" I don't know who muttered.

Meng Changye glared at the man, waved his hand and said, "Pry it open and try it." The words fell and tied up Emperor Chun again and threw him in a safer place.

A thousand strong men pry all night and try to dig up, but to no avail. The stone gate is as heavy as a mountain, and the surrounding soil is as hard as iron, and it is absolutely impossible to enter without a special method. Liu Wen took out the map again to study, and his usually calm mind began to fluctuate anxiously.

"When will the puppies wake up?" He looked at the boy in the general's arms.

"Let him sleep, he's tired and injured today." Meng Changye flipped open the palm of his right hand and looked at the opening with a frown. knew that blood was useless, he said that he would not cut it down, and he had promised to protect him and not let people hurt him in the slightest, but he didn't expect that the person who hurt him was himself.

"Okay, don't blame yourself, you can't die with one mouth." Liu Wen whispered, "When the puppy wakes up, we'll let him give it a try." Didn't he say that this body was his, and that Emperor Chun was the lonely ghost who occupied the magpie's nest? In this way, it is useless for Emperor Chun to go up according to nature, and he has to come to the master. ”

Although the other lieutenants felt ridiculous when they heard this, they could only use a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and the dog cub was indeed more heavenly and noble than Emperor Chun.

Meng Changye sneered, "Haven't you always believed his words? ”

"Some letters have been received in recent days. No matter how crazy a person is, he can't give up his life. When he became a cub, he was clearly good, but when he became Emperor Chun, he could only stand stupidly and wait for death, which is contrary to common sense. Anyway, when he wakes up, let him press it, and if it doesn't work, we can only go home. ”

Meng Changye took the young man into his arms and nodded his head indispensably.

The thin sunlight shone through the thick mist, the birds began to chirp, the beasts began to hibernate, and before you knew it, another day had passed. Youshu woke up in the warm embrace of his master, but he didn't want to get up, but arched his head into the crook of his arm.

Meng Changye chuckled in a deep voice, "Wake up, we have already found the gate of the underground palace when you fell asleep yesterday." ”

"Where?" Youshu immediately sat up.

"Here. Ji Gongzi, please help me take a look. Liu Wen stood not far away, stepping on two huge stone doors at his feet.

Youshu ran over, and as soon as he saw the relief on the stone door, he exclaimed, "How can it be a ghost gate?" "I think that when he was lost in the soul realm, it was when he pushed open this door that he entered the underworld, and the reliefs and patterns on the door are still fresh in his memory. However, he soon rejected this hypothesis, because this door had an extra palm print than the other, and there was some blood stained on it.

Seeing that he sniffed a little blood, Meng Changye said astringently, "I heard that Emperor Chun said that the blood of the Ji clan was needed to open the underground palace, so I cut your palm, I'm sorry." ”

"It's fine, as long as I can help you." Youshu looked at Liu Wen and said slowly, "I almost forgot to tell you, although this body is mine, I am not a member of the Ji family, and I am afraid I won't be able to open this door." ”