It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

No matter how cheeky Lin Dong was, he didn't dare to consider himself a gentleman. The reason why I endured it for a few months and didn't do it was just waiting for an opportunity. Perfect alibi, and perfect accidents. Not only to kill the enemy, but also to ensure that Lin Dong's head will not be found.

The sky was gray, and the wind and rain were coming, but they couldn't frighten the fiery hearts of [Evergrande] fans. Lin Dong also put on a [Evergrande] home jersey and showed his face vigorously at the entrance to the cameras in all directions. He hasn't lost a game for months, and he can be called a die-hard fan.

The Evergrande football team has money and people, but no venue. The home stadium, Yuexiu Mountain, is a dilapidated stadium that cannot be expanded on all sides. Lin Dong went into the bathroom and casually walked out of the window, surrounded by trees that provided good cover.

……

An hour later, at the corner of a mountain road, Lin Dong and Chen Zhong squatted on the ground and ate the northwest wind.

"Lao Chen, are you fooling me?" Lin Dong looked at his phone, "There is not much time, if that guy doesn't come again, he will have to wait for the next [Evergrande] home game." ”

"Except for Lin Yu playing secretary in the office, all the other women are hidden in the four corners of the suburbs, for fear of being found out." Chen Zhong also looked at his mobile phone, "From Monday to Monday to the seventh day of the week, it is arranged to go to a woman's house, and it generally does not change." Today should just be a delay......"

"Boom! Rumble! Rumble! ”

The roar of a high-decibel sports car can be heard from a distance.

Lin Dong hurriedly picked up the binoculars around his neck to investigate the situation, "Lin Yu's sports car, that's right." Lao Chen went to work. ”

Chen Zhong smiled helplessly, picked up the oil drum and poured the lubricating oil on the carefully measured brake point. Moreover, all this was done under Lin Dong's mobile phone video.

"Now you can rest assured, right? All the evidence of the crime is in your hands, how can I betray you? After Chen Zhong finished drenching the oil, he hurriedly returned to the hidden place and squatted.

"The heart of defense is indispensable. You bastard shot me twice, so you'd better be cautious. Lin Dong withdrew his phone and stared intently at the lube.

"Boom~~Boom~~" The sports car is getting closer and closer, driving to a place covered with oil, and there is no point in braking and turning. A vivid and typical case of drift failure.

With a loud bang, the high-speed sports car crashed through the protective fence and flew towards the sky. A few seconds later, there was a louder "boom" and the law of gravitation was confirmed. There is no close-up, and the most aggrieved villain, Mr. Lin Yu, just like this, returns to the arms of Mother Earth.

"You hit my whole family once, and I gave you a car accident. Fair, isn't it? Lin Dong concluded his speech on the deep cliff and made a conclusion. Then he turned around and kicked Chen Zhong, who was in a daze, "Hurry up and get to work, don't harm other vehicles." ”

Chen Zhong had to continue to do rough work hard, and picking up the oil-absorbing materials that had been prepared was a busy job. It didn't take long for only a faint mimeograph to remain.

The gray sky also poured rain as scheduled, and even the few remaining mimeographs were slowly fading.

"It's an accident where you drive at high speed and then you can't brake. A warning to the world: drive safely! After Lin Dong finished speaking, he turned around and left, "I am a die-hard [Evergrande] fan, I am watching a football game at this time, and I have never appeared here." You did everything. ”

Chen Zhong looked at his oil-stained hands, and then at the figure in the distance waving goodbye. Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped in my heart. Except for the way you don't think about it, all the other dirty work is done by yourself. If you are caught, how can you prove that someone else came up with this idea?

Chen Zhong was full of excitement, looked left and right weakly, confirmed that there were no witnesses, and hurriedly packed up all his things and slipped away. "At this time, I was sleeping at home with my wife in my arms, and I had never been here. Yes, that's it! ”

It's only to blame the unlucky Lin Yu for picking the wrong opponent and treating the tiger as a kitten.

……

Lin Dong rushed back to Yuexiu Mountain Stadium before the football match, and shouted a few times with a group of fanatical fans, "Evergrande Niu B!" Evergrande mighty! ”

At the end of the scene, under the monitor at the door, various face-revealing brushes have a sense of existence. Lin Dong is just an ordinary fanatical fan, and other things have nothing to do with Dongge.

Dust to dust, earth to earth, sent the enemy to see the Buddha.

……

The revenge was avenged, and Lin Dong didn't feel much joy, maybe it was because he didn't feel better. In film and television dramas, revenge is beaten and scolded, and after finding the scene, he stabs him with his own hands. Lin Dong didn't greet anyone, caused an accident, and sent the enemy directly on the road.

The foreplay is done sufficiently, but the climax is only a shudder. Before you have time to savor it, you are left with endless emptiness.

Once his mind was idle, he was about to start thinking crankily, and Lin Dong felt a little decadent.

"When I crossed the hill, I found that there was no one waiting"

"Chatter, no tenderness can be recalled"

"When I crossed the hill, I found that there was no one waiting"

When he took the subway home, Lin Dong only had two lyrics in "The Hills" in his mind, muttering in a low voice, experiencing the state of mind of "no one waiting". It's like a demonic disease.

……

"Am I not human? Wasn't I waiting for you? Dong's mother skillfully twisted Lin Dong's ears, "Stinky boy, are you tired and crooked?" ”

"Don't always twist my ears, I'm big!"

Dong's mother is even more energetic, three or four minutes of strength turns into twelve points in seconds, and she is ruthless, "I just want to make up for everything that I haven't twisted for a few years." Are you still big? Fooling around all day long, there's no ...... shape at all."

The nagging ideological and moral education lasted for more than ten minutes, and Dongma's physical strength was a little unable to keep up, so she sat on the sofa and drank water to regain her breath, "The more you scold, the more you don't listen, and one day you will be angry to death." What are you going to do about the revenge you said in the afternoon, and when will it be done? ”

"That, that," Lin Dong's eyes dodged, he took a few steps back, and said softly, "The matter is done." ”

"What? You only mentioned to me in the afternoon that you wanted revenge, and in the evening you said that it was over? Dong Ma's violent temper surged up again. The conversation in the afternoon was not a discussion at all, but an ultimatum, explaining the meaning of the aftermath. "Stinky boy, come over to me!"

"I warn you, if you do corporal punishment again, I'll run away from home." Feeling the terrible consequences of the old mother's outbreak, Lin Dong had to say cruel words in advance and use the ultimate trick that he tried when he was a child.

Dong's mother was too lazy to talk nonsense, and directly picked up Lin Dong's shirt, "Is it hurt?" It's all your dead ghost dad, I have to teach you that broken kung fu, so brave and ruthless......"

Maybe it was the runaway trick that worked, and the expected storm corporal punishment did not come, and it turned into a nag of Bilibili. But Lin Dong feels pretty good, it's good to have someone who cares about him, "I'm not hurt." Your son's strength is high, but his intelligence is not bad. This time, it was only a matter of brains and hands. ”

"It's okay. So are you really? "Knowing her son Mo Ruomu, after thinking about it, Dong's mother probably guessed the reason why Lin Dong was depressed.

"Hmm. I killed someone. Lin Dong put down his disguise and collapsed on the sofa decadently, holding his head, "I watched him drive a sports car down the cliff. I did it, I did it. ”

No matter how good his skills are, no matter how good his skills are, Lin Dong is just an ordinary person after all, not a murderous soldier or something. A fresh human life disappeared from this world all at once, and there was always some guilt.

Dong's mother pulled her son closer to her arms, gave him a mother's hug, and gently stroked her back, "No matter what, your father's revenge will eventually be avenged, and that person will always die at your hands sooner or later." The outcome of the matter has long been predestined, and it is useless to think too much. You slaughter a chicken and kill a fish. It's all gone. ”

"I just suddenly feel that life is so fragile, I can't get up one day when I walk on the road and hit the street, or pie falls from the sky and smashes me to death......"

Dong Ma's motherly image didn't last long, and she was so angry that she returned to her prototype and slapped her son on the back, "You stinky boy is a natural troublemaker, and the scourge will last for thousands of years, and even the king of Yama won't dare to accept you." ”

"Mom, can you please not spoil the atmosphere!" Not long after being weak, Lin Dong put on the outer packaging of a ruffian bastard again, "Don't listen to those 'brick families' on TV, there is no filial piety under the stick, only a fool." Corporal punishment does not work today. ”

"The main reason for beating you is to relieve your anger, it doesn't matter if it works or not." Dong's mother slapped her son on the back again, and the conversation changed, "Now that you're done with your business, isn't it time to go back to South Korea?" ”

"We'll talk about that later. I'm tired, so I'll go back to my room and go to bed. Lin Dong jumped up and hurriedly slipped away. The hem of the clothes was tightly grasped by Dongma's hand.

"Still want to escape? After all, I have to face it, Xianyi told me, those two girls are not having a good time......"

Lin Dong used a trick to get rid of the golden cicada, directly took off the [Evergrande] jersey, and escaped from the clutches of the old mother, "I just killed someone, and now I'm in a bad mood, and I don't want to talk about anything." ”

"How about a trip?" Dong Ma smiled slightly and offered a very reliable suggestion.

Lin Donghu looked at Dong's mother suspiciously, this smile was very weird, "What kind of moth are you?" Don't hang out with Min Xianyi all day. The woman was instructed by me to work for a few months, and learned some half-baked strategies. Quite unreliable! ”

"Absolutely not! I usually talk to Seon-yeo to learn Korean. ”

Travel is relaxing, it seems to be quite good. When I grew up so big, I only went to school for a spring outing when I was a child. Thinking about it this way, Dongge's life is really not good, and he hasn't even been on a trip that he wants to go.

"Okay, but I don't really want to go somewhere. And I'm going to travel, what can you do alone? ”

"It's up to me to arrange everything, and surprise tours to unknown destinations are the most fun." Dongma shook her hands and kicked her legs, and exaggerated a few boxing movements, "I've long recovered almost, absolutely no problem." Feel relieved! ”

"Rest assured?" Every time he heard this word, Lin Dong's heart always rose to his throat.

……

After two days of calm, the life of eating, sleeping and playing Doudou has not changed much.

Sunny morning, sun on the buttocks. Lin Dong, who slept until he woke up naturally, opened his eyelids, but saw a wild K-pop beautiful girl.

It's over, and it's over again...... (To be continued.) )