Chapter 080 - I'm going to give you a monkey

"You're going to give me a birthday?"

Mu Kun was shocked when he heard the news, he had never had a birthday since he was a child, and he didn't even remember the specific date of his birthday.

"That's right." Yin Haoyan nodded.

He didn't want to say it directly, but at this point, if there was no valid reason, Mu Kun Shiyou* would not agree to go out with him for a nightlife. Besides, the candlelight dinner that was originally carefully prepared was ruined by that stupid actor, and the surprise was gone, so it didn't matter if I told the truth or not.

"Have you had dinner?" Yin Haoyan asked again.

"Nope." Mu Kun shook his head.

"Then let's go out to eat and celebrate your birthday."

"No need," Mu Kunwan refused, "It's dark, if we go out and get caught by the paparazzi, we won't be able to explain it." ”

"You don't have to worry about this, the place I'm looking for is absolutely clean." Yoon Ho-yan assured.

"But," Mu Kun was still very embarrassed, "I've never had a birthday, and I don't know what the correct procedure should be." ”

Yin Haoyan's heart instantly hurt when he heard this.

Let's ask, the only people in this world who have never had a birthday are the children in the orphanage, right? Even if a child from an ordinary family has no gifts or cakes, a bowl of longevity noodles will at least be available.

He pulled the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Don't worry about it, I'm in charge of tonight's show." ”

"Not really...... Ay! ”

Before Mu Kun finished speaking, he was dragged out by Yin Haoyan.

Leaving the room, Mu Kun also got up half-pushed.

In fact, speaking of which, the first birthday is actually a little exciting.

Yin Haoyan saw his relaxation, directly dragged the person into the car, galloped away from the hotel, and went straight to the destination. Although the candlelit dinner booked was cancelled out of date, the subsequent program was still prepared.

First stop, eat.

Yin Haoyan missed dinner because of filming, but Mu Kun waited hungry until now in order to wait for him to eat together. In order for the next project to proceed smoothly, it is natural to fill your stomach first.

Although the conditions of the re-found place are not as quiet as the restaurant that was booked, there is still a birthday program to provide.

The candlelight dinner was vetoed under Mu Kun's strong protest. His reason is that the two big men are listening to the violin and eating a candlelit dinner in the private room, and they are clearly telling everyone "Hey, there are two fagots here, welcome to come and watch", what if there are fans of Yoon Haoyan in this restaurant?

He didn't expect to have fans of his own.

For dinner, or supper, Mu Kun ordered two bowls of longevity noodles.

Yin Haoyan said embarrassedly that this is a Western restaurant, and there is no such thing as longevity noodles.

But he finally lost under Mu Kun's longing eyes, and asked the waiter if he could make two bowls.

The waiter refused at first, she thought that as a qualified and excellent waiter, she could not bow down under the beautiful suit pants and break the principle to let a Western chef make longevity noodles in Chinese food. But she finally gave in, and the specific reason for her submission was not to be discussed, all in all, Mu Kun finally got her wish and ate the legendary longevity noodles.

Although it is made with pasta.

Liu Yunhe is not good at cooking, even if it is to celebrate Tan Ying's birthday, it is a cake and a gift. Although Mu Kun made longevity noodles for Tan Ying after he grew up, the birthday star was not himself, so it was meaningless to eat this noodles.

In a sense, this is Mu Kun's first time eating longevity noodles, even if the ingredients are not authentic, it is also a very touching experience for him.

After a full meal and wine, the two went to the second stop, which was one of the projects that Yin Haoyan had prepared.

Yin Haoyan chose a playground, the kind that is open 24 hours a day.

It's also thanks to him that he was able to find this place in a strange city.

Under the cover of the sky, there was no need to go through a lot of camouflage to disguise, and the two only wore a pair of sunglasses each. The playground at night isn't as crowded as it is in the morning, so there's no need to crowd it.

Yin Haoyan obeyed Mu Kun's advice throughout the whole process, and let him go wherever he wanted.

Mu Kun looked at the guide he took from the door, pointed to a place and said, "Let's go here first." ”

Yin Haoyan leaned over and took a look: "Aquarium? ”

This amusement park is large and has an aquarium.

Mu Kun nodded: "Well, I've never seen fish outside of the kitchen." ”

Yin Haoyan smiled.

The aquarium is designed to resemble a normal underwater world, with a promenade surrounded by solid glass walls and schools of fish swimming overhead, making it seem as if everyone is flooded with water.

After passing through the long corridor, there is a large hall. In the center of the hall are rows of benches for visitors to rest, and there are aquariums all around.

Mu Kun walked all the way along the glass fish tank, holding the glass with his hands, and a hammerhead shark kept following the palm of his hand, as if he was thinking about whether this piece of meat was delicious or not.

But even if it's delicious, it can't be eaten.

Yin Haoyan saw that Mu Kun's eyes were shining, full of joy, and looked left and right that there were no tourists, and couldn't help but lean over and want to get closer. It was only when he got to his side that he heard something muttering in Mu Kun's mouth.

Yin Haoyan couldn't help but get closer, only to hear him say: "This shark is good, it can be steamed." Hey, those crabs can be made into spicy crabs. Well, I don't know this fish, but the braised should be quite tasty. ”

Yin Haoyan: "......"

Yin Haoyan almost couldn't help but slap him on the back of the head, but after all, it was someone's birthday...... It's good if he's happy.

In this way, while the other party was chattering about the dishes, they finished visiting the aquarium.

After coming out, Mu Kun lowered his head again to study the guide.

Then he chose a location: "Let's go on a roller coaster ride." ”

Yin Haoyan naturally agreed.

It's just that he guessed the beginning, but he didn't expect the end.

Yin Dashen, who is usually majestic, is actually afraid of heights! And he himself doesn't know yet!

The lowest part of the roller coaster is only about two or three stories high, but Yin Dashen is so immortal that he sits in the first row with Mu Kun's interest, Mu Kun is happy, but Yin Haoyan is scared and vomits.

It's a real vomit! As soon as he got out of the car, he threw up with his hands and feet limp on the trunk of the tree.

Tourists passing by showed disgusted eyes.

Mu Kun bought him a bottle of water, and while patting him on the back, he said guiltily: "I'm sorry, I didn't know that you reacted so much, I wouldn't have taken a roller coaster if I knew it." ”

Yin Haoyan waved his hand weakly, indicating that he was not to blame.

Mu Kun felt even more guilty: "Why don't we go back, you're not feeling well, and it's so late." ”

"No, go on." Yin Haoyan rinsed his mouth and stood up straight with his shoulder, "Today is your birthday, we have to have fun." ”

Mu Kun looked at him in embarrassment: "...... But I don't think you can go where I want to go next. ”

"What?"

"Jumping machines, pirate ships, Ferris wheels...... Something like that. ”

“……”

"So let's go back." Mu Kun helped him and was about to go out.

"Wait," Yin Haoyan pulled him, "we can go ride the Ferris wheel." ”

Mu Kun was surprised: "Aren't you afraid of heights?" ”

"If you don't look down, you won't," Yin Haoyan pulled him in the opposite direction, "Hurry up." ”

What does the Ferris wheel mean? That's dating cheating...... Phew is the best place to cultivate feelings. Just ask along the Ferris wheel all the way to the top, no matter what you are doing on it, the people below can't see it, it's so cool, how can you miss it.

So Mu Kun was dragged up.

Yin Haoyan sat on the seat opposite him, unable to hide his excitement, which made Mu Kun puzzled.

Isn't it just a Ferris wheel? As for being so excited, he didn't even show anything about his dirt bun, but the well-informed Yin Dashen was the first to high. If Mu Kun knew what dirty thoughts were going on in the other party's head, he would definitely slap him to death.

However, he soon learned.

Just when the Ferris wheel rose at a forty-five degree angle, Yin Haoyan couldn't help but squeeze to his side and hugged his waist.

Mu Kun: "......"

He seemed to have guessed something.

By the time their carriage rose to ninety degrees, Yin Haoyan's hand had already reached into his clothes, and he pinched it back and forth on his waist a few times.

Mu Kun suddenly said, "Brother Yin, you have changed. ”

Yin Haoyan was startled, and quickly stopped, not knowing what he had done to make the other party angry.

Mu Kun continued: "You weren't like this before. ”

Yin Haoyan also continued to be terrified.

Mu Kun said: "Since we have been together, you have become more and more obscene. ”

Yin Haoyan: "......" That's it.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and then pinched his waist again: "Are you happy if I'm cold?" ”

Mu Kun gasped and looked at him with wide eyes.

Yin Haoyan said proudly: "I regret saying that." ”

Mu Kun shook his head: "I'm just shocked, how can you say those three words so calmly." ”

Yin Haoyan frowned: "You mean frigidity?" ”

Mu Kun gasped again.

Yin Haoyan: "......"

By this time, the carriage was already very close to the top.

Yin Haoyan was afraid that he would be embarrassed to death by what the other party said, so he stepped forward directly and blocked his mouth.

Mu Kun patted him twice on the back without much force, and he left.

Yin Haoyan complained in his heart: I dislike me so much, and I didn't agree at the critical time, what is there to be reserved.

Mu Kun felt that since they were all ...... coughed up, and if you refuse, it would be too hypocritical.

Yin Haoyan pressed Mu Kun on the back of the chair to do whatever he wanted, and in the narrow and silent space, he could even hear the sound of water stains on his lips and teeth, which made Mu Kun's face red.

"Mu Kun, I wish you a happy birthday." Yin Haoyan said against his lips.

In the dim sight, the eyes of the two were frozen, and time froze almost instantly.

After the first stop of the playground, Yin Haoyan took Mu Kun to the last stop.

It was a well-known club in the city, and the * absolute secrecy of customers, but the price was a little higher.

But this kind of small detail Yin Haoyan would not tell Mu Kun, he took Mu Kun to the Qing bar on the basement floor, ordered two cocktails, and chose a place in the corner to sit down.

An unknown singer was singing soulfully on stage, and his mournful singing echoed throughout the bar.

Mu Kun picked up the wine glass and took a sip, frowned and said, "It's so bitter." ”

Yin Haoyan also took a sip: "It seems that you are not suitable for drinking." For the next show, he chose this glass of wine is already relatively light.

Mu Kun nodded and said, "I really don't drink much. ”

Yin Haoyan suddenly stood up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Mu Kun nodded, sat down in his seat and took a sip after a sip, and drank a glass of wine.

And when Yin Haoyan came back from going to the toilet, what he saw was Mu Kun lying on the round table, unconscious.

It took less than five minutes before and after.

Yin Haoyan almost thought that Mu Kun had been drugged, so he hurriedly helped the person up, and only when he saw his drunken cheeks and half-closed eyes did he realize that he was drunk.

He glanced at the empty wine glass helplessly, and never thought that Mu Kun would be a cup of pouring?

Although he was a little disappointed, everyone was drunk with this virtue, and Yin Haoyan didn't expect his next show to be appreciated by this birthday star, so he had to carry the person back to the hotel.

Yin Haoyan held Mu Kun's ass with one hand to prevent him from slipping off his back, and took out the room card from his pants pocket with the other.

He carried Mu Kun into his room.

It's just that what he didn't notice was that the moment he opened the door and walked in, the door next door was opened, and Jiang Yixue, who was about to go out, happened to see this scene. She stood stunned for a long time before she was sure that it was Yin Haoyan's room. It's just that it's so late, what is Yin Haoyan doing with the unconscious Mu Kun into his room?

Jiang Yixue's face changed suddenly, and she didn't know what she thought, so she bit her lower lip tightly.

And after Yin Haoyan put the person down on the bed, he was also tired and sweating.

Although he was looking forward to bathing Mu Kun, he was not ready to do it. Because of vomiting before, my stomach was still slightly throbbing, and I couldn't afford to toss it, so after Yin Haoyan simply wiped Mu Kun's face and hands, he stripped the person to only a pair of underwear and stuffed it into the quilt.

Unexpectedly, when he came out of the shower, Mu Kun came out of the quilt at some point, and was sitting cross-legged on the bed, his eyes straight.

"Mu Kun?" Yin Haoyan screamed.

Mu Kun immediately turned around to look at him.

Yin Haoyan was furry by his eyes, moved his lips, and was about to speak, when he saw Mu Kun's two tears coming down.

Yin Haoyan: "......! ”

Mu Kun's tears became more and more fierce, and his crying became louder.

Yin Haoyan hurriedly went over and hugged the person into his arms, and comforted him softly: "What happened?" ”

Mu Kun hugged him and choked up, "Brother Yin......"

The long-lost title made Yin Haoyan's heart skip a beat, and he cautiously tested: "Do you remember?" ”

Mu Kun didn't answer him, and said to himself: "I'm sorry for you, I hid your son." ”

Yin Haoyan: "? ”

Mu Kun said: "You are so old and you are not married, and if you don't have a son, you will have no one to support you in the future." ”

Yin Haoyan: "......"

Yin Haoyan said: "Who is my son?" ”

Mu Kun said: "It's Xiaoxiao." ”

Yin Haoyan said: "Isn't Xiao Xiao your son?" ”

Mu Kun said: "Yes, I gave birth." ”

Yin Haoyan: "......"

Yin Haoyan felt that his brain was really bad, and he would actually have a serious discussion with a drunk.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Mu Kun held his face and said seriously: "You believe me, don't believe in going for a paternity test." ”

Yin Haoyan laughed and said, "Then why didn't you come back to me before?" Do you think about it now? ”

As soon as the words fell, Mu Kun's whole person dimmed.

stopped hugging Yin Haoyan, and knelt on the bed and shrunk into a ball.

Yin Haoyan: "......"

Yin Haoyan still couldn't bear it in the end, and hugged the person into his arms, "Okay, okay, I believe it." ”

Mu Kun glanced at him secretly, and said after a while: "I'm afraid you think I'm a monster." ”

Yin Haoyan saw that he looked serious, not as if he was fake, and couldn't help but wonder if this was drunk.

Mu Kun said: "How can a man have a child, I must be a monster." ”

Yin Haoyan said astringently: "Are you sure that Xiao Xiao was really born by you?" ”

Mu Kun glared at him and buried his head in the quilt again.

Yin Haoyan hurriedly apologized: "Okay, okay, it's me who is wrong, you continue to talk to me." ”

Yin Haoyan felt that he was probably crazy, and he would actually believe such high-sounding words, or rather, he subconsciously wanted to believe it.

Mu Kun and his children, just thinking about it makes people's blood boil!

Mu Kun suddenly burst out, overturned Yin Haoyan and pressed him under him, rode on his stomach and said, "If you don't believe it, I'll show you another one." ”

Yin Haoyan: ".................."

Yes!!!