67. Live streaming

In order for the Xuannu Niangniang to be able to dance in the world, it is still a simple matter for them to create a human identity. Xuannu Niangniang still retains the name Xuannu, and it's strange to call it another name.

After forging his identity, Ming revealed that he planned to do a separate live broadcast for Xuannu Niangniang on the time-space live broadcast website as publicity.

Chrono live broadcast has now become the first live broadcast website in China, with a small number of live channels, yes, the live broadcast content of time and space is completely controlled by the official, and there are only ten channels of live broadcast at most in the same period, no more, and it does not provide a live broadcast platform for netizens. Just like the Super Time and Space Original Network, it is still a mystery how the original network recruits authors.

There are even senior fans who speculate that the website has a special headhunter ambush on the Internet, sifting through information, and sending out invitations to authors with potential talents. It's just that no one has come forward to say that they have been invited by the Super Time and Space Original Network.

The same is true for the live broadcast of time and space, no one knows where the anchors of these live broadcast channels were found, and netizens can only be pure viewers.

In fact, it is the peers in the industry who beat their chests, especially the live broadcast websites, thousands of live broadcast channels, none of which can be worth one, and there are only ten live broadcasts at most in the same time period.

And the number of hits on people's live broadcasts has almost exceeded 100 million......

The audience ranges from eighty-year-old people to eight-year-old Lori, especially after the recent development of a children's drama channel for opera sketches, and even every time these programs are watched, many young people watch them randomly. Not to mention other political and economic forums, news gossip channels and the like, what is even more bizarre is......

The guests invited by people to host the live broadcast are professionally not like ordinary passers-by or brainless experts.

The economic shape of the first thirty years, the economic development of the last thirty years, hit the nail on the head, the golden sentences between the talks and laughs are frequent, the chats are easy to understand, interesting and fun, and from time to time they spit out and complain, as a Piao's angle of spit and complain, even young people who know little about these things can listen to it happily, and there are even people who are already doing business and investment, and the ghosts make the gods worse, and they really believe it-

That's right, he believed in the investment guidance of a live online economic program, and then really tried it.

If others knew, they would definitely think that his brain was in water, so when the uncle was ready to try, he didn't tell anyone else what happened. Instead, I silently went to the relevant industry to test the water, and this time I found that:

Oh my God, it's earned!

Nonsense, can you not make money.

Minglu's live broadcast program invites all business tycoons, many of whom are hidden rich people who make money in a low-key manner, they can succeed, and they can succeed for so many years, and they have their own unique and accurate vision.

These are the people they interviewed when they were alive, and you may not see them in real people for the rest of your life, and you can even rarely see them interviewed in various business economic magazines. It is only after they die that they are bored in the cemetery every day, so they come up to borrow this platform and talk casually with young people.

The uncle who succeeded in investment silently climbed up and said:

"Thank you to the program team, invest in the direction pointed out by the anchor of the last economic special program - I made a lot of money hahahaha!"

The string of rampant hahahahahaha that followed showed the uncle's mood at the moment, how deliberately he wanted to attract jealousy.

said such a sentence suddenly, and other netizens were also stunned for a moment, not knowing what happened. The old fans came back to their senses quickly, they all chased down every episode, and they also watched that economic special program, and they did think that the program was very good, but not everyone has the courage and sensitivity of an uncle.

I never expected that.

", someone really invested according to what the show said?! Earned?! Really?! ”

"What happened, I thought the last economic special was not serious......"

"The upstairs definitely doesn't usually care about these, the last time the show came to a few anchors, listening to what they talked about, you know that it is definitely not an ordinary person. Some economic programs on TV are not as good as this live broadcast. ”

The uncle hasn't left yet, and immediately came up and bubbled: "Of course I made a lot of money!" What am I lying to you about, I also bought a new house, will I show you the contract? Stimulate you guys hahahahaha! In the future, I will be the ultimate super super fan of time and space, hmph, none of you should fight with me! ”

"I never expected that my rhubarb was almost forty years old, and I reached the peak of my life because of a live webcast show!"

"Envy, jealousy, hatred ......"

"If I could turn back time, I would definitely watch that episode of QAQ seriously"

"It's worthy of the time and space I like, and I can still make a fortune, but it's a pity that it's not my ...... who made a fortune."

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In fact, this show is called - Midnight Cemetery Tea Party

It is a live broadcast record of the midnight tea party in each cemetery, the theme of the tea party in each cemetery is different, it was originally a late-night gossip show, due to the different characteristics of each cemetery, there are gradually tea parties with different themes, such as the economic theme of the last time, as well as the theme of the entertainment industry, the theme of cute pets, not to mention the short theme of the best dog blood homely with similar characteristics of Tianya.

The live broadcast of the show is in the cemetery, which is also the reason why fans who are out of time often praise the official -

It's so dedicated!

Saying that it is called a property cemetery tea party, it is really a midnight cemetery tea party, and even the group performers are so dedicated that they really moved a small bench to sit in the cemetery with gusting winds, knocking melon seeds and fruits, happily, and chatting with gossip as usual.

"Eh, you can't make it, my son came to my grave today, and he only brought me a few bouquets of chrysanthemums! This turtle grandson! Don't bring me anything good to eat and drink! It's so unconscionable, don't think that when I didn't see them driving here, there were two boxes of Shaoxing rice wine and Zhou Black Duck in the trunk of the car, and they didn't even bring me some, I haven't breathed yet, hum! The old man with the melon seeds said angrily.

The eldest sister next to her looked like "I understand you very well": "You, don't be angry, young people now, it's good to come to the cemetery to see us, and expect them to bring things." They thought we were all dead, don't expect them to take the initiative to give it to you, you have to dream, you know it, you see-"

The eldest sister pulled up her printed tie-dye dress and showed off: "My daughter burned it for me a while ago, it looks good, I went to the city mall to see it before, and I turned around to dream of burning it for my daughter, big brother, you also learn more, we have to make use of high technology!" ”

A big brother next to him leaned over and snorted: "Come on, my son, who is a doctor, is not available every day for 365 days a year, he sleeps so deeply, every time I dream, he doesn't remember when he wakes up!" He's a fish! Memories are only seven seconds?! I'm! Big Brother angrily broke open a big apple.

After discussing their respective offerings, they pulled up their parents' shortcomings, such as their grandchildren's academic performance, whether they were bullied by their classmates at school, criticized by teachers, and so on.

"I especially can't get used to my daughter's like that, she spoils my grandson too much, she will spoil the child, this child, the younger you are, the more you have to teach it well, you can't get used to it. My grandson is very fond of sweets, he wants to eat my daughter, this is a rush to kill me, several times I secretly ran to their house to hide the candy and cakes, deliberately overturned, hum! ”

The eldest brother glanced at her: "What is your daughter, which parent doesn't care about her child." My anxious son always likes to beat his son, last time my grandson didn't do well in the exam, and he will definitely be scolded when he goes back, and then I let my son work overtime, and let him get stuck in traffic on the way home......"

"Old man...... Are you so bad? ”

"Who asked him not to cook delicious food for me, and he didn't give me Shaoxing rice wine and Zhou Black Duck, hum."

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Netizen: ...... Dumbfounded.jpg

The second expression of the dedication and seriousness of the time-lapse program lies in the fact that the group anchors can always naturally reveal the appearance of "I am really a ghost", and they will not laugh at all.

All fans and netizens recognized that the group performance anchors of the time-space live broadcast website have outstanding acting skills and are dedicated and rigorous.

Ah, that's a beautiful misunderstanding.

Because they are really Ah Piao, there is no need to pretend at all.

Of course, because of the content of the show, there are occasionally some embarrassing moments, such as when the eldest sister and uncle A Piao are complaining about their children, and their children are also watching the live broadcast just now.

It's embarrassing.

Dr. Lau's usual rare pastime activity is to watch the live broadcast, which the whole family loves, including his son. Regarding the matter of raising children, Dr. Liu has always played the role of a strict father, singing black face by himself and his wife singing white face.

Not the slightest bit of defense.

When I was watching the show at night, I heard such a complaint.

At the beginning, Dr. Liu was still listening to the complaints in the live broadcast with joy, but the more they talked, the more Dr. Liu felt that this matter was more and more like his own business.

"That's not right...... Dr. Liu wondered, he snapped a piece and posted it on the Internet.

"What do you think, it's me, I'm the doctor, last week, I took my wife and children to worship my father, and only sent a bouquet of chrysanthemums, Shaoxing rice wine and Zhou Black Duck were brought back to eat by myself. Wait a minute! No, how did my dad know that I brought Shaoxing rice wine and Zhou Black Duck! ”

Dr. Liu was suddenly startled by his own speculation.

He has always thought that his father is really dead, but this coincidence is too much of a coincidence!

Immediately, some netizens found out about his speech below, and added with a smile: "Oh, brother, you won't just happen that your son didn't take the exam recently!" ”

Dr. Lau: ...... People are hard to dismantle

"Yes. My son didn't do well in the exam recently, and he went back and said that he was a good meal, but that day it was a bad thing, and he suddenly said that he wanted to work overtime, and as a result, he was stuck in traffic for almost an hour on the way back! "Dr. Liu is almost on his knees, exactly the same thing as what was said in the show!

Netizens were also stupid, and asked in a daze:

"You're really not officially looking for To?"

"The sun and the moon can be seen, I am not a trust."

"I was shocked myself, okay, it's too much of a coincidence, I wonder if my dad has secretly looked at my trunk......"

"Does your dad have a dream for you?" Netizens asked silently.

Dr. Liu tried to think about it for a while, and scratched his head in distress: "Actually, I don't know this very well, I sleep very deeply every day, and I can't remember whether I dreamed or not. ”

Netizen: ......

Then my dad complained on the Internet against millions of netizens who watched the live broadcast: My son is a fish! The memory is only seven seconds!

I can't even remember my dreams, stupid son!

Dr. Liu felt that he needed to be quiet, what the hell was going on now, did he see his long-dead father on the Internet, this feeling was not good at all.

Especially my dad seems to have become an Internet celebrity.

Dr. Liu went quietly, and netizens were still looking for Dr. Liu's traces.

"Hey, where is the miserable netizen who said that he only sent chrysanthemums to the grave and worked overtime to get stuck in traffic?"

"Suddenly disappeared, probably because I found the truth and went quietly."

"If I were him, I wouldn't be able to bear the truth, and I was complained about by my father in front of the people of the whole country hahahaha, I'm sorry, I really want to laugh hahaha......"

Netizens laughed wantonly, but they didn't know when it would be their turn.

The witty netizen only secretly muttered in front of the computer: "Isn't that my sister's thing, there are always sweets at home that have disappeared inexplicably recently......"

When I was younger, I couldn't hold it back, so I went directly to complain to my parents: "Dad! Me, I seem to have seen a person on the Internet who speaks well, who seems to be a grandfather, and grandpa said on the Internet that Dad, you are stupid, Dad, and said that you slam the door, Dad! ”

Dad: Confused.

No......

I don't believe it's my own dad!

A wave has not settled, and another wave has risen.

The son opened the door again and yelled at his father: "Dad! Big things are wrong! Grandpa is looking for a second spring in the underworld, Dad, you have a stepmother, Dad! ”

Dad was upset when he heard it, put down the newspaper and got up and said, "You bastard, what are you talking about, what do you know about the second spring, can you say this casually?" Give me a good time to go back to your room and reflect! ”

Son: "Dad! Really, that person really looks like a grandfather! ”

Dad: "What are you talking about?" ”

Dad didn't believe that his father was looking for a second spring in the underworld, his father really died, okay, could it be that he could still jump out of the grave.

At this moment, the old man is thinking about the underworld: The sunset is red, do you want to send a box of candy to your son?

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All kinds of interesting things are happening on the timeless live broadcast website every day, and finally, after a long time of live broadcast on ten channels, the official has finally opened the eleventh new live broadcast.

Before the broadcast, the official said that this program is very strict, and the purpose of this program is to improve the aesthetic level and artistic accomplishment of the masses, so that the masses can deeply feel the unparalleled charm of art, so as to fall in love with art and beauty.

This program guarantees that it will never be comical and will be committed to the cause of art from the beginning.

Since the start of the broadcast, the official has not said that there must be any serious programs, and as soon as this program appeared, it also made the audience want to watch something fresh. It's not easy to wait for the official to come out with a new live show, and I don't know if I can wait for twenty programs in my lifetime.

The new program has not been broadcast first, and the online discussion is full of intensity.

At this time, the chain effect of the brand is revealed, and other live broadcast sites are envious, but they can't compare with the boutique route that people take, opening a program and making it popular.

What's more, those programs are obviously controlled by the government, they can only be used as a platform, how can they have so much human and financial resources to do program content.

This show is a dance program specially made for Xuannu Niangniang, and several Ah Piao, who love to dance, participate together, which can not only make Xuannu Niangniang dance happily, but also interact with the audience and get feedback, killing two birds with one stone.

Now that the Xuannu Niangniang has turned into a human form, her appearance and temperament are still a hundred times better than ordinary people.

As soon as Emma Xuan's mother came out, all Internet celebrities had to stand aside.

Minglu looked up and down carefully and carefully at the Xuannu Niangniang's outfit, the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became, and her eyebrows and eyes were crooked with a smile: "Xuannu Niangniang, when our director shouts to start, you can start dancing, you can jump at will, just have fun, don't worry about anything else, we'll take care of it!" She patted her chest and said.

Xuannu Niangniang smiled softly: "Well, can I summon my divine beast out?" ”

Exposed: ......

"It's good if you're happy." When the time comes, we'll tell the audience that it's a special effect.

Audience: Do you think we're blind?

Minglu: Our special effects are very expensive, of course you can't tell it's fake!

The scene has been arranged like a dream, the big fragrant white moon season stained with dew, the misty smoke, not worse than the fairy world, the costume of the Xuannu Niangniang is brought, the effect of the upper body is very good, the brilliance flows like the glow of the sky is scattered into Qi, so that any woman can not take her eyes off it.

There are still five minutes left before the show starts, and the on-site staff are in full swing to prepare.

The audience in front of the computer has also prepared dry food and eagerly awaited the live broadcast.

In the brightly lit community, in the room of three buildings and one unit, after dinner, the little girl pulled her mother to watch the live broadcast together, and the mother and daughter were loyal users of the time-space live broadcast website.

"I don't know what the new live show is at night, the official didn't say anything." After dinner, the little girl continued to pick up the pudding and muttered.

"It should be pretty good, too." Auntie is obviously very confident, she has several live broadcasts that she regularly chases, and every time a new live broadcast is released, she will definitely go to see it.

The aunt is slender and slender, has an excellent temperament, big and bright eyes, and is the head of a well-known dance troupe in China. Recently, I just finished a round of tour, so I went home to accompany my daughter, and I usually watch the show with my daughter, and I like this website when I watch it, and I often recommend it to my colleagues.

"The live broadcast is about to start!"