1. Section I
When Lu Xiaohan almost kicked down the door of my house, which was already weak, I finally got up from the bed and stumbled out of the bedroom.
The consequences of making Miss Lil wait for a long time were very severe, and at the moment when I was about to open the door, my door was finally kicked by Miss Lil.
I touched this door that was the same age as my grandfather in distress, and asked Miss Lu in a low voice, "Li, Xiao, Xiaohan, what do you want to do?" ”
Lu Xiaohan, who was wearing a brand-name casual dress, glanced at me impatiently, pushed me away, and walked into my house in a grand manner.
"Change, change your shoes......" I whispered after her.
"What?" Miss Li's delicate eyebrows twisted into a ball, and she turned around angrily and asked.
I was so frightened that I immediately shrank my neck, "No, nothing ......"
Lu Xiaohan snorted coldly, stepped over the slippers lying in the hallway, and stepped heavily on the new carpet I had just changed yesterday......
Heartache 2016.
"Moving forward, what are you doing in the juan?" Lu Xiaohan swept around my messy bedroom, and I thought there was really no place to put my feet, so I had to stand on my new carpet and paced back and forth. Every step seems to be stepping on my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.
"I don't, I don't call forward......" I pursed the corners of my lips and whispered, "I call Xiang Qian......"
"Heh......" Miss Ritsu looked at me condescendingly in her high heels and raised her eyebrows, "Yo, do you dare to talk back?" ”
My tiger body trembled, and I cautiously replied, "No, no ......"
She snorted a cold snort between her noses, and circled me twice, not mocking me for the first time, but approaching me a little bit, only a finger away, staring at me, "Forward......
“……”
I grimaced, Miss Lil had never been kind to me, and now she suddenly spoke to me so earnestly, Ken! Decide! Not! Yes! Good! Affair!
Sure enough, she approached me again with a smile, pinched my face, turned around in all directions, and said in a low voice, "It's the New Year, my grandfather misses you, let me take you back for the New Year." ”
"......" hehe.
Lu Xiaohan's grandfather, lawyer, was my grandmother's suitor when she was young, and her lifelong wish was to write my grandmother's name on his household registration book, but my grandmother was blind, and she didn't care about the handsome face of the lawyer's grandfather, so she had to hang me with a rope on my grandfather, Xiang Yu, an old bastard who ate, drank and gambled.
So the old lawyer changed his strategy, my grandmother couldn't enter his house, so he let the next generation in, but when I waited until my father's generation, he and my grandmother both gave birth to sons, and the lawyer's grandfather pondered for several years, and finally came up with a countermeasure, trying to get my father and his son to smash the foundation of love and affection. This idea was reluctantly erased from the lawyer's grandfather's mind after my grandmother chased and killed eight streets with a machete.
And then there was Lu Xiaohan and me.
Lu Xiaohan has been a bastard since she was a child, and even if she wears a skirt and has long hair, she can't hide her unruly nature, so the elderly Grandpa Lu naturally raises Miss Lu as his own grandson.
By the way, I naturally regard the granddaughter of the love of my life as my granddaughter-in-law. Miss Li, who is uninhibited and can't see her sexual orientation, can't resist her old man, so she has to reluctantly make up with me, and from time to time come to my house to invite me to help her put on a good show.
However, the two of us really don't have anything, although we have been "dating" for eight years, but Miss Li, who is "as guarded as a jade", has not even held my paw once. At the end of the day, I attributed it to the fact that my grandfather's unattractive genes were too strong, passed down from generation to generation, completely crushing the temperament of my grandmother's showmanship, and creating a sharp contrast between my appearance and Miss Litsu's.
"Are you going or not?" Seeing that I didn't answer, Miss Law just sighed blindly, and was in a bad mood, pinching my face and shaking it vigorously to show her impatience.
"No......" I want to stand up and refuse, after all, I am not too young, and I should seriously find a partner to sell myself...... Bah! Married himself off.
"Huh?" Miss Ritsu frowned.
"Go ......," I bowed my head.
After all, there is still a three-year sales contract with Miss Li's company, and the contract clearly states that Party A has the right to dismiss Party B at any time and place, and Party B must bear the double loss of Party A's spirit and efficiency.
That huge amount of money is something that I, as Party B, can't afford to sell my kidneys.
When Lu Xiaohan saw my response, he immediately smiled, left my handsome face, and patted my forehead as a reward, "Be good~"
The date of meeting the old man was set for three days, and Miss Lil said that she would send a car to pick me up in person.
Until she left, I was pondering the relationship between the words "send a car" and "in person."
IQ is limited, and I can't see through it, so I have to send a message to W, and tell it like crying and complaining.
W is a netizen I met in the novel group, W is her screen name, I don't know her appearance and voice, she is very cold.
Sure enough, after a long wait, W finally replied to me: since I am always being bullied, it is better to change jobs.
I immediately posted a few crying emojis, and then said: I have to have a company that wants me! I also have to pay a high amount of liquidated damages! I didn't even have a level 4 in my English major! If I hadn't gone to the law firm through the back door, I would have been eating dirt outside!
This time W was quick to come back, and she said, "Oh."
……
All she said was oh oh!
I picked up the table and walked back and forth on the carpet n times in grief, and then ran back to the computer to look, and found that this guy had gone offline.
……
The cold W classmate has always come and gone without a trace.
Depressed, I crawled back into the bed, ready to sleep.
Suddenly, the phone rings. The ringtone of my mobile phone is the background sound of the Erkang version of Bao Qingtian, and it is terrifying to listen to at night.
"Hey, you...... Hello? ”
"Hello, is it Miss Xiang Qianqian?"
"Yes, it's my ......"
"That's right, I'm the assistant of the personnel department of W&X Entertainment Group, my surname is Wang, and now I inform Miss Xiang, the resume you submitted has passed the preliminary review, can you come to us for an interview tomorrow?"
“!!!”
W&X Entertainment Group is a well-known entertainment company in Asia, and the signed artists in it are all kings and queens!! It's several times better than Lu Xiaohan's entertainment company, which is ×! Is it blind that will pass my review? Huh? No, when did I submit my resume?
"Miss Xiang? Do you have a question over there? ”
"That. When will I ......"
"Anytime, right? Okay, please come to our company's human resources department tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock for an interview. ”
“…… That ......"
"Good night and good dreams."
"Wait......"
"Drip ...... Drip...... Drip ......"
I was stunned for a long time and silently turned off my phone. After a moment, he slapped himself hard. Damn, what luck did I step on to be favored by M&X?! I! What! Morality! What! Yes!
I immediately left a message for W.
Me: W? W? Are you there? I'll lock you up! I just got a call from M&X Group asking me to go for an interview tomorrow!! Oh my God, do you know what it's like to go from hell to heaven all at once? Ahhhhhh
I felt that according to W's temperament, the fastest reply to my message would be half an hour later, so I charged my phone and tried on the clothes for tomorrow's interview.
When I was ready, I saw a message prompt when I sang □□ roll back to the bed.
W replied the next second I sent her a message.
W: Well done [smiley.]
Followed by a smiling face, look! I couldn't suppress the flattery in my heart, and immediately replied tremblingly: "Good [smiley] [smiley] [smiley
W didn't reply again, and recovered his coldness.
I hugged my phone and fell asleep.