On the way back to the general manager's house, I sent a message to the pot lid and scolded him angrily for taking my words and then abandoning me and leaving, the words were intense, and I couldn't wait to tear him up directly through the Internet.

Fortunately, this kid knows each other, and he didn't dare to let go of a fart in my series of angry scolding and ridicule, and honestly waited for me to vent my anger. After I finished complaining, I saw that he was still silent, and my heart softened a little, and slowly sent him a few lines: Okay, don't blame yourself too much, just don't take an example, I am very broad-minded, I forgive you this time.

It's been a long time since this message was sent, but the pot lid still hasn't replied to me.

I'm a little scared in my heart, could it be that what I just said was too much, hurting the rather motherly glass heart at the head of the pot? After waiting for a while, there was still no movement, I couldn't hold it anymore, and turned out the mobile phone number on the head of the pot and called him.

"It's a magical way to heaven -- to take us to heaven on earth—"

I silently lowered the volume of my phone, trying not to hear the background sound of the phone on the head of the pot as much as possible.

The song was sung back and forth, just when I thought that the pot head had committed suicide and died in the ground, the phone was finally answered over there, and the slightly excited and joyful voice of the pot head came from there, "Hi bun, have something to find me so late?" ”

Me: "......"

He, why does he sound, so, pleasant?

Shouldn't he be silent at this moment, with tears in his eyes and a soul-inducing sound in his ears? The pressure exerted on him under it dissipates so easily?!

Not happy.

The pot lid was fed over there for a long time, and suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, you actually sent me a message, I just saw it." ”

Me: "......" is so tired, "Guo Daxia, you are busy, I will hang up first." ”

"Don't, don't!" Hearing this, the head of the pot immediately shouted, "Wait a minute, I have something to ask." ”

I'm lifeless," you say. ”

The voice of the pot lid had a hint of shyness, and he said, "Please ask the general manager, how many days will you travel to Sanya this time?" ”

I thought I had misheard, and asked again, "Where to go?" ”

"Sanya."

I taunted him, "What about dreaming? Sanya, why don't you go to heaven? ”

The general manager in the car glanced at me lightly when he heard this, and said to me, "One week." ”

Before I could react, the head of the pot over there was already excitedly thanking the Lord Longen, "One week! Thank you to the general manager for giving us the opportunity to travel on vacation!! I, Guo Linlin, will definitely die of the general manager's liver and brain in the future! ”

I asked slowly, "What Sanya?" What is the tour? What week? ”

"Didn't you get the notification? This time, the company took posters for a few artists in Sanya, and by the way, organized all the employees who had just joined the company to travel, and the cost of a qiē was borne by the company, I was just packing my luggage, so happy O(∩_∩)O"

After hanging up the phone, I looked at the general manager with a wooden face.

The general manager was out of the car window with one hand, and gently held the steering wheel with the other, feeling that I was looking at her, he turned his head lightly and smiled at me.

I was disturbed by her sudden smile, and the haze in my heart disappeared, but I still had to hold it, so I pretended to be impatient and asked her, "Why did you travel to Sanya?" How did I not know this? ”

"You follow me alone, and all of them go together."

I like others to specialize me, so after hearing the general manager say this, I feel happy, but I still have a blank face and say, "Why do I want to go with you, I also want to be with my colleagues, I want to go with them." ”

The general manager nodded faintly and sighed slightly, "I originally wanted you to take first class with me, but since you are reluctant and want to take economy class, then I have to ......"

"Wait? First class?! "My eyes lit up.

Someone pursed the corners of his lips with an innocent expression, "Of course, otherwise what privileges do you think the position of general manager can have?" ”

I clapped my hands, "That's it!" General manager, you are the prime minister of a company, of course you have to do something special, or you don't deserve your identity. And I," I touched my face, trying my best to pull the corners of my lips down, "as the only female assistant by the general manager's side, of course, I must follow you closely to meet your needs when the general manager needs you." ”

I don't have to look in the mirror to imagine how meritist and proud I look at the moment.

"...... need from time to time," the general manager muttered.

Then he winked at me and whispered, "What kind of unsalvy?" ”

“……”

Teasing me again, you see, this person is teasing me again.

I pretended not to understand her and changed the subject, "General Manager, why do you suddenly have to organize a trip?" "Is it to have some time alone with me?

"Newcomer benefits."

It's a newcomer benefit again! My first newcomer benefit is to eat ramen, and the second benefit is to go on vacation to Sanya?!

Sure enough, it's good to hug the thigh of the gold owner.

I pretended to be embarrassed and politely bowed a little, "Oh, general manager, I'm really embarrassed to have so many benefits." ”

Someone tapped the steering wheel lightly with one hand, shook my paw with the other, and then stared at me and whispered, "If you need to solve it from time to time, you will have more benefits in the future." ”

“……”>\\\\<

***

When I got home, I turned on the bathroom lights and water heater, and the general manager's mobile phone suddenly rang loudly and buzzed.

The general manager glanced at the screen, a trace of boredom flashed on his face, and he left his mobile phone on the sofa, and then squeezed the bath towel into the bathroom.

I immediately blocked the door and stopped the general manager, joking, when I ran naked during the day, I let you see all of me except for the key parts, and now I want to take a mandarin duck bath together?

The general manager was slightly shocked by my murderous gaze, paused, and chuckled and invited me, "Wash together?" ”

I righteously said, "No! Want! ”

The general manager sighed and turned away pitifully, "Okay then." ”

Then he retreated.

I filled the tub with hot water, put my phone on the phone holder next to the tub, and then turned on the cached crayon Xiaoxin video and lay down in the tub.

The hot water gently rippled around me, and the mist rose, looming the crayon of the new elephant. I sighed with satisfaction, how many times can I hear about this kind of life in the world?

After soaking for a while, I realized a serious problem that I, not just below, a change of clothes and bath towels, did not bring in.

My first instinct was to wipe off my dirty clothes and put them out, then go back to the bedroom and change into clean clothes. But when I found out that I had laid out one of my clothes on the floor as a footcloth, I gave up on the idea.

Why don't you just get out like that?

No, no, no, there is a general manager out there.

I soaked in the water for a while, I still can't think of a way, the bathroom of the general manager's house is so clean, not even a towel, I can't hold a box of sanitary napkins in front of my body!!

Then I rummaged through the sanitary napkins in the cupboard.

I put all the sanitary napkins I could find, and then compared them one by one, covering my chest at night and covering my crotch during the day?

I covered my old face, shallow ah, shallow and shallow! You useless thing, you can forget to bring a bath towel in the bath, what else can you remember?!

I climbed back into the tub and soaked for a while, the water was getting cold, and I still didn't know how to get out.

The general manager listened to me for a long time, knocked on the door, and asked me if there was anything wrong.

Of course, I can't say that I didn't take a change of clothes and bath towels, so I said, it's okay, I'm just thinking about life.

Then I heard the general manager's chuckle coming from outside the door, and she said, "You're thinking about me." ”

I really want to visit the general manager's Ma Ma, why did I raise such a cheeky daughter?!

I was about to refute, only to hear the general manager's mobile phone ringtone again, through the light reflected in the bathroom door, I could see that the general manager was still standing in front of the bathroom door and did not leave, I thought it was strange, so I casually asked, "General manager, why don't you answer the phone?" ”

There was silence outside for a while, and then he said lightly, "It's okay if you don't answer this call." ”

I cāo broke my heart, "How can I do that, it's always been someone on the phone tonight, right?" You'd better take it, in case something happens. ”

Someone didn't speak again, paced back and forth in front of the bathroom for a while, and went to answer the phone anyway.

Faintly I could hear her voice almost freezing cold, "What's the matter, at home, no, not allowed to come." What exactly do you want? Where are you now? ”

The general manager hung up the phone and knocked on the bathroom door again, "There's something going on, go out, you can rest first." ”

When I heard this, my heart was overjoyed, this is God help me! Hurriedly nodded in response, "Hurry up, hurry up, be careful on the road!" ”

After a while, there was the sound of the door closing.

I suddenly got up from the cold bath water, let go of the bath water, picked up my phone, squatted on the ground to put away the sanitary napkins on display, and prepared to open the door and sneak into the bedroom.

After thinking about it, I always felt that it was not appropriate to do this, so I found two sanitary napkins again, and pasted the extended version for night use on the chest, and then blocked the daily version below.

I opened the bathroom door and confidently jumped out in a ballet pose and made a 360° spin, and my hair with water droplets flew out with my spin to form a perfect arc.

I said to myself as I circled, "I'm going to fall in love with myself who is full of fairy energy at the moment." ”

Suddenly.

A complicated voice came from behind him, "I can see it." ”

My dancer gestured for a moment, and looked back at the past with a stiff old face. I saw that my boss was sitting on the sofa, looking at me in a complicated way.

In her arms, she was still holding a black card with a dull and ugly face.

I screamed, "Aren't you gone?!!!! ”

The general manager took a deep breath, silently blocked Heika's small eyes, his gaze fell from top to bottom, and said dryly, "I just saw that Heika was pitiful outside, so I opened the door and let it in...... Then I wanted to feed it some water before leaving, and then I ......"

She said this, looking at me again.

In addition to the complexity, there is also a deliberate openness in his eyes.

I took a step back at the blow of this scan, my voice trembling, "Sue me, what do you see?" ”

Hearing this, the general manager's expression moved slightly, and he whispered in a hoarse voice, "I've seen everything I should see, do you want to kill it?" ”

"I'll kill you!!"

I pounced, Heika felt the murderous aura, and struggled out of the general manager's arms the moment I pounced, leaving only the general manager who could no longer be calm and calm in his eyes.

I pressed on the general manager's body, grabbed her neck, and forced her to say what I wanted to hear, "Say, you just saw nothing, what!" Whatever! All! Not! Yes! See! See! ”

The general manager leaned back, held my waist steadily, and slid down, "Do you mean this?" ”

I was numb by the caress of her cool fingers, and immediately slapped her hand away, and said viciously, "I'll be really dead if you do this again!" ”

Someone remained motionless and calmly asked, "What is it?" ”

"Just like that!"

"What was it just now?"

"The same way you just touched me?"

"Huh? Is that all? The general manager put his hand on my back in confusion.

"It's not." I let go of her, sat up, and moved her hand to my ass, "That's right." ”

Someone nodded quietly, and touched it again, "Well, that's the case?" ”

I nodded, "Well, that's it......" was silent for a moment, furious, "You fuck off!! ”

***

I lay on the bed and wrapped myself tightly in the quilt.

There are two swaying pads stuck to the ceiling, which I can see every day when I wake up, to remind myself not to forget the shame of today.

Then I had a dream.

I dreamed that I became famous after acting in a movie, and many people came to me to shoot commercials, and then when I went to shoot, I found out that it was a sanitary napkin advertisement, and I was so scared that I ran away, but I was caught by the general manager, and put a sanitary napkin on me, and said to the camera while sticking: She is a sanitary napkin man! She's a sanitary napkin man! She's the sanitary napkin......

I woke up sweating profusely from my dream.

He bowed three times in his pajamas to the two sacred pieces of paper on the ceiling before getting up to wash and change his clothes.

The house was silent, and the black card was still cowering in the corner, and when he saw me going downstairs, he ran over and rubbed me, and took me to see the yellow liquid it left in the living room.

I laughed and beat it up.

The general manager's slippers are still in the entrance, what she looked like when she left last night is what she looks like now, and she is really not a serious general manager, and she has learned not to return at night.

Feeling slightly bitter, I went to make a glass of honey water.

While drinking honey water and scrolling Weibo, Weibo influencers are all reposting the same thing - a well-known female artist was admitted to the hospital late at night for rescue and was suspected of alcohol poisoning. Click on the link, and there is another line of big words on it: W&X's well-known female artist An Ran was sent to the hospital last night, and the general manager Wen Yan rushed to send care alone.

There are also a few pictures attached below, taking pictures of Anran lying on a stretcher, as well as the general manager's car and the back in a hurry.

I'm not happy anymore.

***

"Baozi, when are you going back." Wearing a pink coral velvet pajamas, the head of the pot asked me impatiently as he sat cross-legged on the bed.

I was devastated, "Where did the comradeship between us go?" Isn't it just a night at your house? Look at what you don't like! ”

The head of the pot slammed a few of my heads, "What about the comradeship, let me ask you, you don't live in the general manager's mansion, why did you come to my house and bring ......" He looked at the black card in the corner that was torn and bitten into a ball with his family, and looked very tired, "I also brought the black card, is this a posture of running away from home?" ”

I lay on his bed, kicked him down, and covered my face with the quilt, "Don't ask, I'm in a bad mood, I don't want to say anything, hey, you have a jasmine fragrance on this quilt, what brand of laundry detergent do you use?" ”

Pot head: "......"

The pot lid ignored me anymore and went to the kitchen to make a beauty meal.

My collapsed face was even more lonely, and I took out my phone to send a message to W. It seems that since becoming the assistant to the general manager, he has rarely sent messages to W.

Me: Hi, long time no see. What are you doing? Do you miss me a lot?

Such a boring politeness, W really ignored me as expected.

I continued: in a bad mood. Very bad. Negative energy from head to toe. I especially want to go to a female star's Weibo to tear up with her fans, and I want to pour red wine on the female star's face...... Forget it, red wine is too wasteful, let's pour beer.

W still didn't reply.

At the critical time, no one came to relieve my mood, which made me even more depressed, and my nose was sore, and I cried out.

There was the sound of pots and pans being knocked over in the kitchen, and the next moment, the pot lid came running over with a bang, "What's wrong with you?" ”

I cried and said, "I'm crying, you idiot!" ”

The lid of the pot put away his immodest look, approached me solemnly, helped me up from the bed, pulled down the quilt, and looked at me seriously.

I thought he was going to comfort me, but I was so moved that I was about to hold him. Unexpectedly, this kid said, "Don't cover your face with my quilt and cry, you can wash me if it gets dirty." ”

...... "I burst into tears.

After a while, the general manager called me, but because I still had a bad breath in my chest, not only did I not vent it just now, but I was also stirred up by the pot lid again, and now it is burning vigorously, so I didn't answer the general manager's call for the first time.

The pot head was beaten by me because of the quilt incident just now, and he was hiding in the corner licking his wounds, and he dared to be angry when he saw me like this, so he had to pretend not to see it.

After I ignored the general manager's phone three times in a row, the phone went completely silent.

I cried again, Made, and said that she liked me, and that she would make three calls to you at a critical time!

Then, the cell phone at the head of the pot rang.

The head of the pot was so frightened by the sudden ringtone of his mobile phone that he almost rolled off the sofa, glanced at the big screen, and silently walked out to pick it up.

His stumbling voice came from the bathroom, "yes, uh-huh, yes, yes, here, yes, yes?!" Well, I got it. ”

He opened the door and came out of the bathroom looking at me with a solemn expression like a soldier on the battlefield. He walked over step by step, slowly and solemnly, and when he came to my side, he called me softly.

Then, with a thud, he knelt in front of my eyes.

Holding the mobile phone and handing it to me, I cried like a complaint, "Assistant Xiang, please answer this call for the sake of me and you who joined the company at the same time and are both assistant to the general manager." The general manager said, if you don't answer this call, I can leave the company forever from today. Xiang Assistant, shallow, this job pays a lot and is very important to me, my family is waiting for me to support, if I lose my job I will be scolded to death by my parents. ”

Seeing that I was unmoved, the head of the pot lid became even more sad, and simply howled. I was so annoyed by his cries that I got up from the bed and stretched out my hand to him.

Seeing this, Ben shook and was about to fall and immediately put back the tears, then put the phone in my hand, ran outside and closed the door, "You guys talk slowly, talk slowly." ”

I answered the phone without saying a word.

Shuangshuang was silent for a moment. The general manager called my name softly, "Xiang Qianqian." ”

I didn't speak, I just snorted softly from my nose.

She chuckled.

The hoarse and beautiful voice slowly came to my ears from the other end of the phone, like a ray of sunshine slowly dispelling the gloom in my heart. She said, "I originally wanted to go to the ends of the earth in Sanya to officially confess to you, but now it seems that I can't wait." ”

My breath was stagnant, and my heart was beating at some pace.

"Shallow," she added, "only likes you." ”

***