Today's fill-in contestant came from Hong Kong, comedian Xu Shiqing, starred in many high-grossing comedy movies, won the Bauhinia Award, Yang An deliberately went to Hong Kong to have morning tea with him when he first formed the show.

Xu Shiqing is fifty years old this year, he is also an old actor, born in Liyuan, he is the best at kung fu comedy, and he also has superb performance in warm urban comedies, and he is one of the top people in the Hong Kong comedy industry.

Yang An walked into Xu Shiqing's room, greeted him in Cantonese, and after the two embraced, they chatted again in Mandarin.

Yang An smiled and asked, "How is it?" Are you still used to the climate of the blue ocean? ”

Xu Shiqing nodded: "It's okay, it's just a little cold." ”

Xu Shiqing's Mandarin is not too standard, and Yang An kindly reminded him that he may suffer on the stage.

Xu Shiqing asked, "How many will I appear today?" ”

Yang An explained: "There is preferential treatment for the fill-in player, and you are the last to play." ”

A young girl walked in from outside the door, noticed that the camera was working, and hurriedly leaned against the door, without speaking.

Yang An noticed her and asked with a smile, "Is this your assistant?" ”

Xu Shiqing laughed and beckoned to the girl: "This is my daughter, Xu Xuan, she will play today to perform with me." Xuanxuan, come, say hello to Director Yang. ”

Yang An stood up, shook hands with Xu Xuan very politely, and secretly said in his heart What a coincidence, this beautiful girl's name is only one word less than a certain female movie star, but her appearance is seven or eight points similar, and her temperament seems to be better, no matter how you look at it, she is a beauty.

"Okay, don't bother your father and daughter, Mr. Xu prepare well, I'll see you on stage later!"

Yang An said goodbye to the two with a smile, and asked the staff to go to other rooms to record the video, and today the third round of the court order will be re-touched to touch the ball, and he himself will return to the lounge of Lin Yunshe.

Xu Xuan looked at Yang An's departing back. Meimu blinked and asked in a low voice, "Daddy, Director Yang looks very kind!" ”

Xu Shiqing laughed: "Of course, he is a very attractive man, do you want to contact him privately?" ”

Xu Xuanjiao snorted and hit her father's shoulder.

Twenty minutes later, the recording of the third episode of "Happy Comedian" officially began!

Familiar upbeat music sounded, lights flickered, and the audience cheered in unison. A dark shadow hidden in the light slowly walked onto the crescent-shaped stage, waving to everyone along the way.

Everyone in the lounge was staring at the TV, and someone noticed that something was wrong, this was not like Yang An's body shape!

"Who, this is?"

"Doesn't it look like Yang An?"

"Doesn't Yang An host the show? Didn't you just see him? ”

Everyone was surprised, and when the light came down, it turned out to be Ma Xin!

The audience was also in an uproar, how did they change people? What's going on?

"Thank you, please take a seat! Welcome to watch Blue Ocean Satellite TV's "Happy Comedian". I'm Ma Xin! ”

Ma Xin's host was decent, he wore a well-fitting evening dress, a bow tie, and a cue card. looked at the audience around him, and suddenly sighed: "Whew...... It turned out that standing here to host the show, the pressure was so great, I was so nervous at this moment! ”

The audience laughed good-naturedly. The applause can be regarded as a relief for Ma Xin.

Ma Xin finally returned to normal and said, "Everyone may be very strange. Why am I standing here, and where is Yang An? Just now, the program team told me that Yang An was blocked on the road and might not be able to catch up, so the program team had to let me temporarily take the shift and host on his behalf. ”

Yes?

Yang An can't make it in time?

Wouldn't you, be late for a show?

The audience was full of disappointment, but everyone didn't complain, who didn't have a late time?

Ma Xin said again: "Today, Lin Yunshe just drew the No. 1 lot, this luck is a bit back, Yang An didn't come, but Cao Xiaobao of Lin Yunshe arrived, and then Cao Xiaobao and Li Yue said cross talk, are you still willing to listen?" ”

What if you don't want to?

The audience catered to a few words, Ma Xin left with a smile, and the competition began.

In the rest rooms, everyone was staring at each other.

Jin Dabao picked the back of his head and asked suspiciously: "What the hell is the program team doing?" Why was Yang An blocked on the road again, and he didn't come in time, I only saw him ten minutes ago? ”

Xiao Dongbei couldn't figure it out: "Is this an excuse to change people to say cross talk?" ”

Zhou Jinci, Kungfu, Xu Shiqing, they all said they couldn't understand.

Only the Aixiao brothers are aware of it, and they are not surprised to know that this is a bridge deliberately arranged by the program team.

Beat the gongs and drums, the curtain rose, the three big characters of Lin Yunshe appeared in front of everyone's eyes, and the audience habitually gave applause, since they couldn't wait for Yang An, let's enjoy Li Yue's cross talk.

The two of them wore red festive coats and bowed in unison, Cao Xiaobao stood in the teasing position, and said with a smile: "First of all, I will introduce myself to you, my name is Cao Xiaobao, Mr. Cao Shulin of Lin Yunshe is my father, and today we will play a part for everyone." ”

Li Yue picked at the back of his head: "How did you change it?" Isn't it Yang An? ”

Cao Xiaobao said: "You still don't know? Something happened to Yang An! In the last issue, he won a second place, and it was inflated! Back in Lin Yun Club, he was arrogant, no one in his eyes, bullying the teacher, and everyone unanimously decided to expel him from the Lin Yun Club Quyi Alliance! ”

"Expulsion? You're not kidding, are you?! ”

Li Yue screamed in surprise, what Cao Xiaobao said was so bad that even the audience would be suspicious, and their hearts were all pinched.

Cao Xiaobao said: "From now on, I, Cao Xiaobao, will represent Lin Yunshe in the Happy Comedian Competition, and I will have one more title!" ”

Li Yue exclaimed: "What title?" ”

Cao Xiaobao was full of confidence and announced loudly: "Brother Lin Yunyi! ”

Cao Xiaobao's first brother just shouted, and the studio hall sounded with energetic music:

“……

Commanding the wind and clouds, I will break through at will, and everyone looks up!

I don't need to look backwards!

Turn the world upside down and I'm determined to write my own laws!

This fierce and flashing wolf!

……”

I saw Yang An, the most popular among all the contestants in "Happy Comedian", wearing a coat and carrying a microphone stand, walked out of the backstage, with a cold, menacing and domineering face!

Refreshing!

Blood!

Deflagration!

This song has the feel of a Hong Kong Black Club movie, just like Gu Huo Tsai is invincible. This is definitely the BGM that exploded when the protagonist appeared!

Obviously, this is also a bloody war song produced and sung by Yang An!

Although it was Cantonese, the audience had never heard of it, but they seemed to have been roasted by the high temperature, and the blood in their bodies boiled in an instant, and their whole bodies were excited!

Oooh......

The audience screamed, most of them stood up, and applause and cheers resounded throughout the studio!

Who said that Yang An was stuck in traffic and couldn't catch up?

If you don't listen to Yang An when you listen to cross talk, what else does it taste like?

No matter how handsome you Cao Xiaobao is, no matter how big Lin Yunshe is. Without Yang An teasing here, it's not that taste!

The five hundred spectators present, as long as they like to listen to cross talk, they are all coming for Yang An, and there is no one else!

Whoa!

The male audience waved their fists, and the mood was refreshing!

This Nima is going to surprise the rivers and lakes, and the rhythm of the fight!

Look at the expression on Yang An's face at this time, it looks like a fierce and flashing wolf like the lyrics sing!

Ahhh

The female audience screamed. Just learned that Yang An couldn't come, their mood was extremely lost, and now seeing Yang An on stage, the loss instantly turned into great joy. How can they not scream like crazy and not vent their inner excitement?

The music was getting smaller, Cao Xiaobao and Li Yue were chatting happily, and Yang An pushed hard. Cao Xiaobao stumbled and almost fell.

The audience screamed together, and many people held lantern boards and waved them. It reads "Yang An, I love you", and the love icon can be seen everywhere, and the popularity of the audience quickly exploded!

In the lounges, the other players were all embarrassed and speechless.

Bastard, if this is to fight for popularity, who of them can fight Yang An......

When the applause was a little smaller, Yang An began to choke with Cao Xiaobao: "Where are you the first brother?" Who are you talking to? What's wrong with me pushing you? Want to get beaten, don't you? I'm Brother Lin Yunyi! I'm red with me! Isn't it, audience? ”

"Yes!"

Hundreds of people shouted, this is loud enough!

Cao Xiaobao didn't dare to fight, and he was reluctant to get off the stage, so he was stunned to hold his microphone stand and stand on the other side of the table, which made the audience laugh, thinking that they would really fight on the stage!

However, Yang An seemed to be in a hurry, his face was covered with sweat, his hair was messy, many places were stained with mud and dust, and his clothes were not buttoned, so he seemed to be in a hurry to go on stage, he took care of himself and re-buttoned on the stage, grabbed his hair casually, and the stains on his face couldn't be wiped clean, so he simply didn't care.

Cao Xiaobao was not convinced, and argued a few words, Li Yue acted as the middleman and let the two fight for Lin Yun's brother.

Of course Yang An is not afraid: "Do you still need to fight?" Come on, who's afraid of whom! Sit down for me, boy! ”

There was a burst of laughter, a mother and son sitting in the first row of the stage were named by Yang An, Yang An pointed to the child and taught him a lesson, that arrogant and proud arrogant appearance, the swelling was really about to go to heaven, and he really responded to what Cao Xiaobao said before, took a second, inflated, arrogant!

Cao Xiaobao was upset: "Hey you, what are you talking about?" ”

Yang An glanced at him: "Everyone knows, you can't stop me, I'm inflated, I'm arrogant!" ”

Only then did the audience wake up to the fact that this is a common method in cross talk, and it is to satirize Cao Xiaobao's previous comments!

But the audience just finished booing, Yang An didn't know which tendon was wrong, and after bullying other people's children, he then bullied the child's mother: "Is that your mother?" Your mom looks okay......"

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed, Yang An, you want to be shameless, in front of 500 people, you bully children, tease mothers, you are really arrogant, inflated to the extreme!

The mother and son are really laughing, the child is in his teens, very sensible, and very handsome, the camera gives the mother and son a close-up view, the child is stupidly laughing, and the mother covers her mouth and laughs.

Cao Xiaobao and Li Yue hurriedly stopped Yang An, and they didn't know where they had cramps, Cao Xiaobao pulled Li Yue and whispered a divine word: "This kid looks like Yang An's ......"

cough cough cough cough ......

The audience laughed! Deal 10,000 points of critical damage to Yang An! (To be continued.) )

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