Song, Dazhong Xiangfu three years (AD 1010) May, the third emperor of the Song Dynasty Zhao Heng's harem undercurrent, without him, the palace two pregnant concubines Li Chenfei, Liu Defei was pregnant for ten months, just waiting for the melon to ripen, and Pan'er's earnest official family in the two mothers in the same month when the pregnancy, on Chrysostom said that whoever is the emperor, who will be the queen.

On this day, Concubine Li Chen launched first.

In Concubine Liu Defei's palace, Concubine Liu Defei was not in a hurry, and there was no other, she had already prepared a big drama of "killing two birds with one stone", and she was already beating gongs and drums and waiting for the opening.

Thinking about the inner supervisor Guo Huai coming in briskly, he gave Concubine Liu Defei a "one qiē safe" look, the master and servant looked at each other and smiled, and they were all in a word, just waiting for the show to begin, wait, wait, wait for Concubine Li Chen to give birth to a son safely, this son is called the heart of the official family, and he will immediately draft Concubine Li Chen as the queen.

Guo Huai: "!! That's impossible! He had already bought off the people up and down, swapped a skinned tanuki for the prince born to Concubine Li Chen, and drowned the prince who was born!

Concubine Liu De was struck by thunder, and she screamed out in pain immediately.

Guo Huai didn't want to lose Concubine Liu Defei's favor, so even if he tried to find a way to remedy it: "Niangniang, children are easy to die-" The implication is obvious, but Concubine Liu Defei still seems to be screaming hysterically, Guo Huai is thinking that his mother is too beaten and crazy? Guo Huai, who had just thought so, was pinched by Concubine Liu Defei's wrist: "I-"

Guo Huai didn't care about the pain, and hurriedly persuaded: "Niangniang, you first dissipate your anger——"

"I, I'm going to give birth!" Concubine Liu finally said this sentence completely, she was so angry that she was angry...... The next day, Concubine Liu Defei desperately gave birth to the emperor's son, only the child was damaged in the mother's body, and she was born weak like a kitten, and she cried like a kitten. And with the lovely Yuxue given birth to by Concubine Li Chen, and the eyes are as bright as black grapes, Zhao Heng can not be said to be disappointed, and in the blink of an eye, he went to Concubine Li Chen's palace to see his sweetheart.

Concubine Liu De, this is the rhythm of falling out of favor.

Guo Huai swore to the sky again that he definitely used a tanuki to replace Concubine Li Chen's child, and it was useless, but #God has the virtue of a good life#, Guo Huai finally found a way to prove his innocence, but this method almost scared him and Concubine Liu De-

Concubine Li Chen, no, is now the queen, and the son born to him was nicknamed Benefit by Zhao Heng, and was named the king of Shouchun County when he was one year old - if he was not young, Zhao Heng would have directly named him the prince - when the first birthday ceremony of the king of Shouchun County, not only the civil and military officials came to see the ceremony, but the harem concubines were all present.

As soon as the king of Shouchun appeared, the pair of bright and moist cat's eyes blinked, and directly sprouted a dry person, watching him look for the objects he was interested in on the imperial case, the little tender hand pulled here, and the grinding there, the unhurried speed made every onlooker anxious to help him take it, but he was reluctant to look away, except for Concubine Liu and Guo Huai.

"Niangniangniang-" Guo Huai's teeth trembled, on the one hand, he was frightened, on the other hand, Concubine Liu Defei was desperately pinching his wrist, and the strength was trembling as if Guo Huai's teeth were trembling, and Concubine Liu Defei's face was white, frightened.

Usually Zhao Heng takes his youngest son (Concubine Liu Defei was selectively ignored by Zhao Heng, and being an emperor is so capricious) beware of the liver baby, not to mention that Concubine Liu Defei is seeing it for the first time today, that is, the biological mother of the family, Queen Li, has not seen it too many times. But it does not prevent the little prince's reputation from spreading all over the court and the opposition, what talent is intelligent, and the ice and snow are cute, and they don't need money to circulate, but today I see it seriously, even if you have a high vision, you have to admit that there are children who can look so good and so cute.

Everyone sees Yuxue's cute golden boy, only Concubine Liu and Guo Huai see a tanuki, a tanuki wearing a bright yellow embroidered version of a four-clawed golden dragon, the claws, the tail, and the cat's face can be seen clearly!

If Concubine Liu saw it alone, she could comfort herself and say that she was dazzled, she didn't sleep well last night and had hysteria...... But Guo Huai also saw it.

- Well, this can be explained by the fact that both their master and servant are suffering from hysteria.

The strangeness of Concubine Liu Defei and Guo Huai did not get half of the attention of others, and everyone was "scratching their hearts and lungs" to watch Shouchun County King catch Zhou. The king of Shouchun County is lazy, everyone automatically beautifies it into a slow and orderly manner, there is everyone's demeanor, grasp the week, a delicate ball, do it very exquisitely, and the gold and jade inlaid is also valuable. The king of Shouchun County caught it very happily, and pulled it back and forth with his little tender hands, everyone was worried, your villain is catching Zhou, it is about the national society, can you not catch such a plaything and dishearten object!

But Zhao Heng is happy, inside the exquisite ball is a miniature version of the jade seal he asked the craftsman to create, look at how discerning his emperor is. It just so happened that the king of Shouchun County opened his mouth and called "Father" again, and Longxin Dayue was not enough to describe Zhao Heng's mood, and his mouth was about to smile.

However, for Concubine Liu and Guo Huai, this scene is simply a nightmare, the tanuki speaks and talks! This is not over, after catching Zhou, Zhao Heng is about to go back to Jinluan Hall with his heart and liver, and the king of Shouchun County leaned on the shoulder of the official family and yawned lazily, I don't know how many ministers moaned lovingly in their hearts.

But there are two sides to the story:

"Meow~"

King Shouchun definitely "meowed" at them, and the beard on the fluffy cat's face was showing its teeth and claws. Concubine Liu Defei can last so long, she is still psychological, but as a result, the king of Shouchun County has a "meow", and her psychology is like the sea that bursts the embankment, a big wave hits and sticks directly on the reef, and she has a concussion if she is not dizzy.

"Gollum!"

Concubine Liu fainted like this, Guo Huai was actually not much better, and he also wanted to faint.

——The Zhou ceremony of the king of Shouchun County has ended vigorously, and it seems that something terrible has been opened.

Now he is named Shouchun County King Zhao Benefit, that is, Gu Qing, who has once again come to a fantasy trip, he has not been dressed as an animal, for example, he has been a dragon, and he has also been a dinosaur, but this time it is a little different, he can transform into a shape, but in view of the fact that his "essence" time is still short, in fact, it is only a year, so the cat nature has not been removed. Fortunately, he is now transformed into a baby, and the instincts of cats and babies coincide many times, such as licking hands (paws), rolling, and playing with balls.

In fact, there is also a love of climbing trees and a love of coming out at night.

Ahem, it seems that I know too much, but no one in the palace can compare to Concubine Liu Defei and Guo Huai, especially Guo Huai. Because as the king of Shouchun County grew up and became a tyrant of the imperial city, the entire palace was his territory, Guo Huai couldn't hide anymore, and there was always a chance to see the king of Shouchun County.

The king of Shouchun who climbs trees, the king of Shouchun who rides a big horse, the king of Shouchun who plays a game of hide and seek with the palace maid, the king of Shouchun who holds a slingshot and ends a bird's nest, etc., in the eyes of others (mainly the shoveling officials of the king of Shouchun), the king of Shouchun is more energetic and intelligent. But in the opinion of Guo Huai, who "can see the spirit with both eyes", the Shouchun County King in the above series of activities has to be replaced by a civet cat, a tanuki with shiny fur and a ring-patterned tail!!

If you look at the tanuki alone, the body is elegant, the fur is shiny, and the markings on it are also very unique, very cute. But Guo Huai couldn't be cute at all, he felt that he was still in a nightmare, it wasn't a tanuki, it wasn't the king of Shouchun County, it was a rakshasa ghost, and he was here to take revenge!

Asked the last point, how did Guo Huai know that no matter where he slept last night, even if he slept in his private house outside the imperial city, there would always be a dead mouse at the head of his bed when he woke up the next day; Wherever he went, whenever he met a cat – even if it wasn't a tanuki – the cats were always staring at him and grinning at him...... No matter how bold Guo Huai was, he was scared away.

In a short period of time, Guo Huai changed from an arrogant inner supervisor to a shrunken person, neither a person nor a ghost, wearing the gray inner prison clothes, looking like a gray and thin mouse.

In one word, miserable!

Concubine Liu Defei's life is not easy, she has always been loved by Zhao Heng, but who let a goblin kill halfway - literally - what about it, the precious son whose blood is thicker than water, and the woman who loves much, men, especially the man who is anxious for Pan'er, it won't be long before he can see which of these two is more important in his heart. Although Concubine Liu Defei did not fall out of favor, she was not as good as before, and she was also the long-awaited son, because she was born prematurely because of her own sins, which made the child weak, and died before she lived to be two years old.

As the saying goes, if you don't perish in silence, you will pervert in silence, under multiple tortures, Concubine Liu Defei was blackened, and she took advantage of her son's untimely death to implore Zhao Heng to invite the most respected master of the dynasty to give her son a practice and send him to die safely.

This is naturally to "secretly Chen Cang": the blessing is fake, and the demon hunt is real. Concubine Liu Defei also healed the scar and forgot the pain, so what was waiting for her this time was still "unexpected joy"-

Master Wu Buddhism is profound, at first glance he is three years old, wearing a gold-painted red placket, two cupola mustaches tied with a red head rope on his head, and a pair of round and bright big eyes Shouchun Junwang was stunned at the moment.

Concubine Liu Defei immediately thought that Master Wu had seen through the true body of King Shouchun, and the next moment she was going to come with a sentence #Oh, goblin#, but wait, wait, Concubine Liu Defei didn't wait for this sentence, but waited for Master Wu to say to the official: "This son is extraordinary, and it is a great fortune for the official family to get this son, which is good." ”

You're a big mother!

Concubine Liu Defei's throat was fishy, she was choked with a mouthful of blood, and if she couldn't become perverted, she could only kill herself, she didn't care about anything at the moment, and shouted: "Official, your heart is extraordinary, he is not a human at all, he is a tanuki, an official!" ”

Zhao Heng's face immediately became gloomy: "Concubine De, Hugh is talking nonsense!" ”

The real tanuki essence of the tanuki spirit, the king of Shouchun County was very innocent and said with his little hand behind his back: "Meow, I like meow." ”

- Yes, the three-year-old King of Shouchun County always has a little cute slurred speech on the words "cat" and "meow".

Zhao Heng's face softened.

But the king of Shouchun County was obviously very cute and meow meow, seeing that in the eyes of Concubine Liu Defei, it was a tanuki talking, and in her ears, it was also "meow meow", which became a straw that completely bent her, and she laughed like a crazy demon, and when she was done, she came over to the king of Shouchun County, "Tanuki, I'll kill you tanuki!" "This is going to tear the king of the spring county by hand.

The attempted tearing of the hand for granted, and the consequences of the attempted tearing were very strict, Concubine Liu Defei was beaten into the cold palace, and her subordinates, including Guo Huai and others, naturally sat down, Guo Huai hanged himself quite unlovably before the holy decree came down, and there was a relieved smile on the corner of his mouth.

At this point, Liu Defei and his family withdrew from the stage.

His Royal Highness Meow, bah, it is the territory of the King of Shouchun County in the imperial city that has been further expanded, and he has completely become the small overlord of the imperial city, and everyone is in awe of it, of course, not only stupid mortals, but also the cats and grandchildren of the imperial city and even gradually expanded to the entire Bianliang City. Speaking of which, when the cat is lying on the wall, who will suspect that it is a line cat (corresponding to the informant), that is, their own cat comes to the study and steps on a few plum blossoms on rice paper, and will only think that the cat is naughty, and will not think that people are only ambitious cats who come to be spies.

But someone is about to ask, did the civil and military officials of the Song Dynasty all raise cats? The answer is really that it is not to be raised by a courtier, or to be raised by the wife of the family, who let the official family have an eccentric and beloved Meow Meow. We can't raise the king of Shouchun County, but it's not a crime to raise a cat to "borrow things to describe people", but I don't know that this is simply #lure cats into the room#Ah!

That's a joy to see, though, right?

In this cat clan status over the dog clan status of the shape shì, Shouchun County King also grew into a big child, the status is also rising, from Shouchun County King into the middle book order, two years later for the promotion of the king, at the age of eight was made the crown prince, given the name Zhao Zhen, in the court and the opposition position is stable.

In February of the first year of Qianxing (1022), Zhao Heng died, and his name was Emperor Yuanxiao of Civilization Zhangsheng, and the temple name was Zhenzong, which was Song Zhenzong.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Zhao Zhen ascended the throne as the new emperor, and the new emperor, who was only thirteen years old, wore a bright yellow five-clawed flying dragon silk dragon robe, and a pair of bright cat's eyes lined him ...... is more immature, not to mention that people are still a little baby fat, in this case, it seems that there is not so much deterrence, but the civil and military officials kneeling under the nine-layer imperial stairs will not think so: the first emperor's health is not bad this year, but the health of the previous years was not very good, at that time, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was very logical to deal with the daily government affairs of the imperial court and adjudicate military affairs.

Two years before Zhenzong's death, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had become the de facto ruler, and because His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was young and kind-faced (cute) and despised him, the rats in the family were no longer patronized. To put it in layman's terms, whoever is disobedient will just scratch a few paws like this, scratch you until you are convinced, and obediently be my shovel officer. cough, for the extraordinary ability of His Royal Highness the Prince, the ministers have learned a lot, and if they don't accept it, the official family is still kept in the dark, thinking that his prince is still a good child who needs the protection of his elders. Speaking of this, there is also a bit of the meaning of the regent of the Eight Sages King, in the end, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is still young, and there are still several years before he becomes an adult.

At that time, all the ministers looked at each other, wondering if you were sick and confused? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is #People are not old# Ah, look at Mingzhi who was scratched by his villain's house a while ago...... the attempted Imperial Doctor; Look at the two factions headed by Kou Lin and Ding Wei who originally fought to the death, fighting back and forth from #Either you die or I die# to #We hold hands, we die together#, suddenly looking back, the power has returned to the hands of His Royal Highness the Prince; Listen to the wails of the degraded officials who regret their mistakes and so on. If it is said that after such a crown prince ascends the throne, he still needs someone to assist or regent? Official, you don't actually love your younger brother King Eight Sages, but you actually dug a pit for King Eight Sages to jump, right? Isn't there a true brotherhood in the royal family?

The ministers are absolutely conspiratorial, Zhao Heng really doesn't know that his good treasure is blowing up the sky.

Poor Zhenzong was conspired by the courtiers before he died, and he couldn't resolve this misunderstanding, alas.

But from another point of view, His Royal Highness the Prince's acting skills have become more and more superb, obviously a bully flower, he was stunned to play a little milk cat in front of Zhenzong - well, this is definitely not literal, even if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really a civet cat who has just transformed for more than ten years.

Actually, it's really not just the ministers who are secretly rubbing the conspiracy, the respected Eight Sages King is also worried, although he is not the kind of person who is greedy for power, but sometimes people are terrible, so after thinking about it again and again, after His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ascended the throne, the Eight Sages King entered the palace to resign from this assistant responsibility.

When the Eight Sages King entered the palace, the official family was ...... Sunbathe.

Listening to the resignation of the Eight Sages King, the official's already big and round cat's eyes widened, and there was an inexplicable illusion of crying. Usually in the government and the opposition, the Eight Sages King, who is very popular among the people, immediately felt the condemning gaze projected by the palace people.

The Eight Sages: "......"

The official didn't speak, and scratched the flowers in full bloom in the imperial garden for a while, and the petals fell to the ground. Which of the flowers in the imperial garden is not the best among the flowers, but when the official family scratches a plate, there will immediately be an official who quickly sends another pot, and a look of "it is your honor to let the official fold the flower", isn't there a poem: #花开堪折直须折, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches#?

The Eight Sages: "......" always felt that something was wrong, but the expressions of the officials around him were so consistent, so that the Eight Sages King felt that his idea of 'it is wrong for the officials to waste so much', is it too much? After all, the official family is young - wait, this is not right, although the official family is young, but there are already thousands of ravines in their hearts, and they don't need him, the imperial uncle, to "draw snakes and add feet". So he stubbornly called out to the official, and of course he got another wave of condemnation.

The Eight Sages: "......"

The official family was called back to his senses, and he shook his hand and no longer ravaged the valuable flowers, but just fought beside the flower clusters, wearing a plain silk robe on his body, and his pink and white face made him seem to exude a lonely atmosphere. How many girls envy and hate the long and curled eyelashes trembling, and with those bright and moist big eyes glancing at you, it all makes people feel like there is a cat's paw scratching and scratching in their hearts, you have to agree to what he says, not to mention that people haven't spoken yet.

The Eight Sages lowered their heads.

The official who saw through his heart sighed slightly, and this sigh was like a direct sigh in your heart, "Eighth Uncle is worried about the clouds?" ”

The Eight Sages acquiesced.

"I understand, Eighth Uncle will go home with peace of mind and wait for my good news." Gu Qing, who has always been logical and has never surpassed it, cheered up when he said it, and instantly lit up, comparing all the flowers and plants in the garden. The Eight Sages King was stunned by the smiling faces of others, so he left the palace in a daze, and only came back to the palace when he returned to the palace, "Good news"? What's the good news? Did the official misunderstand his intentions?

Although the Eight Sages King was confused, it did not affect him to close his door and ignore the government. But such a quiet day was broken ten days later by the ministers who organized a group to invite him out of the mountain.

The ministers who came in the group saw the Eight Sages King as if they were seeing their relatives, and the Eight Sages King looked at it, and the originally glamorous ministers were like frosted eggplants, and their eyes were all dark and green, and the Eight Sages King hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”

It's okay that the Eight Sages didn't ask, but when they asked, the ministers almost burst into tears.

"Lord Wang, the ministers haven't slept well for ten days, no, they haven't slept at night!"

"Lord Wang, you can do it, go back on an errand!"

"Lord Wang, if you don't go back to work, the ministers won't be able to sleep at night!"

The Eight Sages: "...... What the hell is going on? After asking clearly, the Eight Sages King couldn't cry or laugh either-

When he was the crown prince, he had a transcendent status, and after becoming an official, he was also in power, and after the more justified official family took power, the first decree was to reverse the time of the court meeting, that is, from daylight to midnight.

Have the right to be capricious.

The ministers didn't protest at first, didn't they just turn day and night upside down? But after three days, the minister didn't think so, this original routine was disrupted, and at night it was time to go to bed when he was in high spirits, so he had no choice but to drink more strong tea, but he could wait until he went home at night to make up for sleep, because he couldn't sleep after drinking too much strong tea. In this way, the ministers are strictly sleepless.

They want to protest, but the official family is also reversed day and night, everyone is the same, are you embarrassed to protest? It's no wonder that it's here, the official family is in better spirits when they hold a court meeting at night, and the big eyes are shining outward, shining on anyone If you can't hold back and doze off, I'm sorry, you think you're unlucky. Really, it's really unlucky, this doesn't mean that the fine is over with copper coins, if you catch it, you don't pay a fine, and you come up to draw lots - that's right, the official got a lot of fines, and the punishments above are all the type of "you hurt yourself, others laugh", such as playing a song in public (strange to say, the people who won this penalty are all types of incomplete pentatonic signs), and then for example, you can only get through guò if you get half of your colleagues think that this is really bad (so if you meet a colleague who has a bad relationship, just wait for the troubles to talk about it again and again), and so on.

After another seven days, seventy percent of the Chinese military officials of the DPRK were recruited, and it was really not a way to continue like this, and they had to #curve to seek the country #, so the ministers traced back to the day before the implementation of the day and night reversal decree, and then the ministers who figured out the intentions of the officials ran to the Eight Sages King's mansion, crying and shouting that the Eight Sages King would come out of the mountain.

The Eight Sages King was flocked to the palace like "driving ducks to the shelves", and the officials who were slightly less energetic during the day than at night suddenly smiled like flowers, "This is very good." ”

The ministers were really relieved, but it was a thunderbolt, and the officials summoned them to a court meeting again that night.

Ministers: "......" This is not the same as saying yes, QWQ

This is just the beginning, after the court meeting at night came to an end, the civil and military officials ushered in "the sun is not on the cloudy sky", "not on the Jinluan Palace, on the royal garden", and even more strange is that once the officials climbed the tree and did not come down, they just craned their necks below to listen to the hadith, and their necks did not lower for a long time after the court meeting; No, I don't know which is more strange than the official family lying on the dragon bed in the winter, and they only sat in a row around the dragon bed and discussed with the official family? Wait, another time it snowed in winter, and the official family took them to have a snowball fight...... I can't pick out which one is more bizarre.

The civil and military officials of the Song Dynasty ushered in the fifth year of the heavenly sage (1027 AD) so happily, the official family was eighteen years old, and the appearance was more and more slim and slim.

When it came to the palace examination, the test paper was presented to the official, and the Eight Sages King was accompanying him, and he suddenly heard the official's praise: "Luzhou Bao Zheng, good." ”

The Eight Sages waited for a while, but they didn't wait for the official family to say where it was, only he opened his mouth to say where it was.

The official blinked his big bright eyes and gave an answer that made the Eight Sages almost fall off his chair: "Fortunately, the name is good." ”

The Eight Sages: "......"

Regardless of whether the Eight Sages King believes it or not, the ministers who pricked up their ears to hear this believed it, and it is logical to name the grandchildren of the family "Bao Zheng" "Zheng", just imagine that after a few years, four of the ten out of ten in the Manchu Dynasty were called "X Zheng". Well, it's still nice to think about... bar.

But the key now is not this, Luzhou Bao Zheng is here, is Nanxia Zhanzhao still far away?

- Oh, you may ask Nanxia Zhanzhao is not a historical figure, how can he appear? The tanuki has changed the prince, and the real tanuki has become an official, do you still think this is the official history? None of the wild histories are so mysterious.

- Meow~