87. Livestock
Although the Seventh Prince was half-paralyzed, he did not become a wasted person, and he took care of all his daily chores, including bathing and dressing, etc., so he trained a pair of extremely strong arms. Youshu watched him climb out of the tub with mixed feelings, slowly wiped his unconscious legs clean, and then ordered the eunuch to come in and pour water.
"Isn't that scary?" He pointed to his legs, which were extremely pale and emaciated, and showed signs of atrophy, and asked lightly.
Youshu squatted beside the screen to look at him, and when he heard this, he quickly shook his head and let out an extremely dull low hum. How can it be scary? It's too late to feel distressed.
"Is this about to cry?" The Seventh Prince scooped the puppy into his arms, rubbed his cheek against its fluffy head, and pushed the tip of his nose against the tip of his wet nose, comforting, "Don't be sad, it will be fine in a moment." β
Youshu whined twice, and one front paw seemed to be inadvertently placed on the master's wrist, secretly probing his pulse. It had been many years since he was poisoned, and judging from the pulse, his body was very weak, and a wind chill could kill him. But Youshu didn't know what kind of poison he had, so there was no way to prepare the corresponding antidote, and the general antidote was not good, and it could only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. The main question is, how should a dog dispense, catch and boil medicine? With these four fat short paws? Youshu opened her paws and stared at the pink, fleshy plum blossom mat, feeling loveless.
The Seventh Prince loved its little paws so much that he immediately kneaded them a few times, and then put them to his lips and kissed them.
Yan sΓΉ point, thinking about things! Youshu kicked his legs and stepped on him, but in exchange for a series of low laughs.
"It's been a long time since I've heard the emperor laugh so happily." Concubine Hui slowly walked into the hall, breaking the warm and happy atmosphere between the main pets.
The expression of the Seventh Prince remained unchanged, but his eyes dimmed for a moment, and he felt that the little guy in his palm became stiff, and then exploded, and quickly covered his small mouth, and gently patted its fart. If you have a shu, you won't hide your feelings, and whoever you hate will immediately show that your face will come out, and after becoming a dog, you will become more and more love-hateful, and you can't hate to rush over and bite Concubine Hui. But he knew that his master was in Taoguang, so he turned his back and pointed his fart at the other party, out of sight.
Concubine Hui didn't notice the turbulent undertide of the two main favorites, sat down beside her son, gently stroked the hair on the back of his head, and sighed, "The mother concubine asked you to give the puppy to the eighth child, not because the mother concubine was partial, but because you didn't like cats and dogs, and because your father loved his son, it was difficult to refuse, so I said this." But now it seems that the mother concubine is wrong, you are very close to the puppy, and you have become much happier, and the mother concubine is relieved. You must not think too much, the mother concubine hurts you the most, this summer, the mother concubine went to Zhenguo Temple to retreat for a month as usual, pray for you, I hope the Buddha can manifest and let you stand up again. β
Concubine Hui is like this, beating a stick to give a sweet date, not only not wanting to put in the effort, but also wanting others to remember her goodness. In fact, where is her so-called retreat to pray for her own blessings? It's just to curry favor with the Queen Mother, who believes in Buddhism. It is precisely because of her "motherly heart" and "pious faith" that the queen mother was impressed by her, so she handed over the power of the palace to her, and the queen became an ornament. After figuring out a trick, the Seven Princes will all understand, they used to feel sad and sad for Concubine Hui's cold treatment, but now they are more sad than dead.
He smiled lightly and also acted, "Where did the concubine say, how could the sons blame you." Since Erchen was poisoned, it has really dragged you down, causing you to seek medical advice for Erchen, running around, and miserable......"
"What did you say? It's all a family, how can you use the word 'drag'? As long as you can get better, the mother concubine is willing to live for ten years. Concubine Hui took her son into her arms and said in a mournful voice. Several big palace maids next to them also had red eyes and wept one after another.
The Seventh Prince felt that he was not being held by his mother, but that he had a poisonous snake wrapped around his body, which was cold and sticky to the touch, which was disgusting. Finally sent the other party away, he immediately took off his outer robe, and wiped his cheeks, neck, hands and other places with a handkerchief, obviously disgusted. Youshu stood on his knees, barked wildly in the direction that Concubine Hui left, and then spat very humanely.
"Where did you learn this?" The Seventh Prince immediately forgot about the uncomfortable feeling and raised his eyebrows to ask.
With Otai, your fourth prison master. Youshu screamed twice.
"It's a little vulgar, but it's cute." The Seven Princes were amused by it, and in a blink of an eye, they forgot about those bad things. The two of them climbed into bed, played with each other for a while, and then hugged each other and fell asleep.
The next day, the Seven Princes hid their clothes at the bottom of the bookcase and prepared to take them to the study. He takes care of all his things, and the eunuchs and palace maids only need to deliver meals and pour hot water, and the work is very easy. Youshu lay on the table, her head buried in the porcelain bowl, and she gnawed on the strange-tasting dog food for a while, with a look of lovelessness. He secretly glanced at his master, and when he saw that he was drinking porridge, he stretched out one of his front paws and touched Xiaolongbao.
"How many times have you said that you can't eat this thing." The Seventh Prince pinched his little paw at the last moment when he was about to succeed.
You must have done it on purpose! Can't you put me aside, why do you put me on the table? I'm human, I can eat anything! Youshu yelled at his master, and gnawed his fingers with his small pointed baby teeth. The Seventh Prince laughed in his heart, but his face did not show it at all, scratched his fat chin, and said comfortingly, "Good, don't make trouble." β
Give me a bite, shall you? Just one bite? Youshu tilted her head and stared at her master with wet black eyes, her expression extremely pitiful. Unable to stand the staring of its cute eyes, the Seventh Prince had to raise a hand to cover his face, so as not to be seduced, but the tips of his ears slowly turned red.
Seeing this, Youshu's eyes became more and more wet, he blocked the left side and went around to the right, continued to star, blocked the right side and went around to the left, in short, he refused to give up. The Seventh Prince raised both hands, covered his face and groaned softly. God, it's a sweet burden to have a pet that's too spoiled. Give it to it, I'm worried that it will be sick, don't give it to it, and I feel very sorry in my heart.
"Little Shunzi, Little Shunzi!" The Seventh Prince finally compromised, called the little eunuch waiting outside the palace in, and ordered, "Youshu likes to eat vegetables, in the future, you don't need to prepare these dog foods, just make a few dishes suitable for it to eat, the more hearty the better, and the regulations are the same as the main palace." β
The little eunuch was overjoyed and replied yes. After he retreated, Youshu screamed happily twice, and then threw herself on the master's face to smear saliva, and licked away a little juice from the corner of his mouth by the way. The Seventh Prince was so angry and funny, he was even more hot from being licked by it, and hurriedly pressed it into his arms and lightly slapped his farts twice.
After eating, the two pets went to the cubicle to solve physiological problems. The Seventh Prince can use the Gong bucket and the night pot by himself, and he doesn't need to be served by others, so he fastened his belt and stared at Youshu who was squatting on the small Gong bucket, his eyes were full of interest. Youshu has already pouted her fart, but she can't wait for the master to avoid it for a long time.
He barked twice, and when he saw that the other party did not respond, he raised his front paws again and made a provocative motion.
"You pull it, I'll watch from the sidelines." The Seven Princes forced a smile.
Youshu's cheeks were flushed, she barked again and again, waved her paws again and again, and felt that she couldn't hold it anymore, so she had to run into the inner room and take a handkerchief in her mouth.
"What are you going to do?" The voice of the Seven Princes was slightly weird.
Youshu didn't pay attention to him, put the handkerchief on his head, formed a small tent, and finally solved the physiological problem by the cover of the tent, and then sat on the handkerchief and rubbed it, which was regarded as wiping his fart. Anyway, there are palace maids to wash this thing, and it is disgusting to them.
Seeing Youshu wrinkling his nose and running away, the Seventh Prince finally laughed out loud. He thanked God countless times for sending Youshu to his side in such a desperate and difficult time. If he hadn't been accompanied by Shu, he didn't know if he would be able to laugh now, and if he could face everyone in the Shuangxue Hall and Ganquan Palace with a calm and indifferent attitude. Maybe he will set a fire and burn away a sin.
Youshu stopped as soon as she ran to the side of the steps, turned left and right, but didn't dare to go down. The steps are five or six meters high, and at first glance, they look like cliffs. He had to crouch on the ground, waiting for his master, whose bad taste had not diminished in the slightest.
At this moment, a white-bearded old ghost floated by, and said in surprise, "Little Housheng, why did you fall for such a witchcraft as making animals?" β
"Can you tell I'm human?" Youshu was overjoyed.
"The old man has been dead for five or six hundred years, and I haven't seen any demons and monsters. Little offspring, what are you still doing in the palace? Hurry up and go find the spellcaster to help you crack it. It was a casual question, but the other party could hear it and communicate with him, and the old ghost was also overjoyed and kindly reminded.
"If she is clearly harming me, how can she be willing to crack it for me? Old man, do you know how to crack it? β
"It's simple, just drink the blood of the caster." The old ghost finally met a chat partner, so he didn't plan to go anywhere else, and followed Youshu step by step. He saw that Youshu was cherished by the Seven Princes and embraced into his arms, rubbing here and there, so he suddenly said, "Rather be a rich dog, don't be a cold man, no wonder you are not in a hurry to restore your body, it turns out that you are greedy for comfort in the palace." You are also lucky to have become a sleeve dog instead of a livestock after you have been tricked into animal husbandry, otherwise you would have been sold to the countryside to plow the fields. It was a miserable day, I couldn't eat enough, I couldn't sleep well, I was whipped every day, and when I was about to die of exhaustion, I would be slaughtered and eaten. β
Youshu was scared in her heart, but she didn't forget to refute, "I'm not greedy for wealth. The Seventh Prince and I have a relationship with the third generation, and I was originally looking for him to repay the favor. By the way, do you know what dynasties were there before the Great Yan Kingdom? β
The old ghost has been wandering in the world for hundreds of years, and naturally he is well-informed, and tells what he has experienced as if it were a story, and the more he tells it, the more interested he becomes. Only then did Youshu realize that this was no longer the world where the Great Yong Kingdom was located, and the scene of "the sky will fall" really happened, and he and his master were lucky enough to break through the space barrier and come to the other world to survive.
It turns out that the thirty-three heavens really exist, so the three thousand worlds, the three thousand small worlds must also be around. Youshu looked up at the sky, as if looking for a parallel world in the same dimensional space, but saw a huge slap covering him, covering his eyes, ears, mouth and nose.
"Eaten? All morning in a daze. "The Seventh Prince is not used to the quiet appearance of pets.
Youshu hurriedly licked his palm, and his nose made a coquettish sound. The Seventh Prince smiled with satisfaction, but the old ghost had goosebumps and said tentatively, "Fang is the one I saw wrong, right?" In fact, you were originally a dog, not a beast hunter? "Otherwise, where would anyone pretend to be a dog like this!
Youshu already has some dog nature in her bones, loyal to her master, sticky, but now it has been infinitely magnified. He turned around and pointed his ass at the old ghost, indicating that he didn't want to talk to him. The old ghost hurriedly begged for mercy, and said a lot of palace secrets to attract his attention.
"I tell you, the queen has bulimia, and she has to eat a lot of food in private, and when she eats enough, she picks it out with her fingers, and she is very disgusting. The old man suspected that her body would collapse sooner or later. By the way, your master's mother is not a good stubble, the queen can have today thanks to her, even your master's leg was paralyzed by her, and the blame was blamed on the imperial concubine. The queen mother is concentrating on cultivating Buddhism on the surface, but in fact, she is the most promiscuous, and she has an affair with her own relatives-brother, and she has to mingle in the Buddha hall every half a month, and the Bodhisattvas on the Buddha shrine are all watching......"
The old ghost talked endlessly, but Youshu only listened to one sentence, and hurriedly asked, "Do you know the true face of my master's poisoning back then?" β
"Of course the old man knows, this happened right under the old man's nose."
"And do you know what kind of poison he has?" When you Shu checked the pulse, she didn't feel it, which shows that the medicinal materials in this world have their own peculiarities.
"On the bright side, it is the poison of the wolf's extreme grass, but in fact, it is Zhu Teng. Those imperial doctors are not as skilled as the old man, but they didn't even see it, but after using the antidote of wolf pole grass, they mixed with Zhu Teng to form a new toxin, and finally paralyzed your master's poison. By the way, the imperial doctor who is now giving you your master's pulse has been bought by Concubine Hui, and if your master continues to drink the medicine he prescribes, sooner or later he will die one day. "The old ghost is worthy of being an old ghost, he knows everything.
Youshu's eyes lit up and she asked urgently, "You also know medical skills?" β
"I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it, the old man is the legendary miracle doctor Zhang Jimin, who was once the first national player of the Great Zhou Dynasty!" The old ghost stroked his beard triumphantly. He died of strain while researching a new medicine, and was so obsessed with medicine that he became obsessed, so he was trapped in the palace and could not be reincarnated.
Youshu was surprised and delighted, and hurriedly begged, "Doctor Zhang, do you have a way to cure your master?" As long as the master can get back on his feet, I am willing to pay any price. β
It seems that he really entered the palace to repay his kindness. The old ghost felt something, but he couldn't do anything, "Little Housheng, tell you the truth, my obsession is getting weaker and weaker, and my body is getting shallower and shallower, and it will disappear soon." β
"I know how to make talismans, how about I help you make a few Yin Yang Talismans to replenish your energy?"
"Obsession has nothing to do with energy. The old man has reached the pinnacle of medical path, and there is no more delusion. β
"Hit the top? Can you cure carbuncles, asthma, wheezing, tuberculosis, and thirst? Do you know how to disembowel, or even craniotomy? Do you know that you can sew it back up if your hands and feet are broken......" Youshu crackled and reported a lot of modern medical terms, although most of the old ghosts couldn't understand it, but they could vaguely understand the meaning. He was silent, thinking all the way.
Youshu knows that once the door of the new world is opened, it will be difficult to close it again. When the old ghost reacts, he will have to be trapped in the palace for hundreds of years. At that time, if he wants to learn new medical knowledge from himself, he must treat his master's illness.
Youshu, who was in a relaxed mood, fell asleep in the crook of the master's arm, and when she opened her eyes, she was almost in the study. The Eighth Prince, who was far away from them, quickly caught up and pretended to be authentic, "Brother Huang, I'll help you." As he spoke, he pushed the wheelchair in.
Youshu's hair exploded, her nose fluttered slightly, and she let out a hostile roar. The Seventh Prince picked him up and said in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, he has to pretend to be a brother and a friend at this time of day, and he won't do anything else." β
Only then did Youshu relax, and when she raised her eyes, she saw that Taifu was smiling at the Eighth Prince, her face full of appreciation.
"Alas, this Eighth Prince is really a hypocrite." The old ghost, who had never opened his mouth, suddenly floated up and said flatteringly, "Youshu, do you want to cure your master?" Do you want to know what is going on in Ganquan Palace? Do you want to keep an eye on the Eighth Prince and the rest of the Princes all the time? These old men can help you do it. β
Youshu endured it and didn't respond, but her tail wagged uncontrollably.
The old ghost kept up his efforts, "Don't be open!" The eighth prince also knew about the events of the year, and he and Concubine Hui couldn't wait for your master to die early! If it weren't for your master's ability to help Concubine Hui consolidate her favor, and to attract the emperor's pity for their mother and son, there would have been only a pair of dry bones left! β
"Okay, I'll leave these things to you, and I'll teach you a little bit when I'm done. In order to show my sincerity, I will first give you a secret recipe for treating typhoid fever, you can remember it. As soon as Shu Shu let go, her tail wagged faster.
One soul and one dog reached an agreement, and then accompanied the Seven Princes to class. Youshu took out the four books and five classics one by one from the bookcase, placed them neatly on the table, and took a brush, poked it in the inkstone with his head tilted, and then handed it to the master like a treasure.
"Youshu is really good." The seven princes smiled like a bright sun, but the rest of the princes were all hot. They had long heard that there was a very precious Zang sleeve dog in the palace, which was sent to Ganquan Palace by his father, and when they saw it today, it was as cute as the rumors, and it was very smart and well-behaved. Look at the Seven Princes like that, their mouths are almost grinning to the root of their ears.
Out of jealousy, a certain prince raised his hand and said, "Taifu, the study is a place for lectures, how can you let the beasts in and mess around?" β
The smile on the Seventh Prince's face quickly receded, and he was about to open his mouth to plead, but Taifu had already waved his hand and said, "Your Highness the Seventh, take the puppy out." There are rules for going to the study, and you can't be forgiven for you. β
"Mrs. Qi, Youshu has an extremely well-behaved temperament and will not disturb others." The Seventh Prince's face was full of pleading, this was the first time he had shown weakness in front of others.
Taifu was unmoved, and directly ordered someone to take the puppy out. Youshu didn't want to embarrass his master, and he didn't want to be touched by strangers, so his little paws hooked the hem of his clothes, slowly slid down, and when he ran to the door, he screamed twice, meaning that I will pick you up when I get out of school.
The Seventh Prince actually understood, smiled reluctantly, waved at Xiao Shunzi again, and ordered him to take care of Youshu. Turning his head and meeting the gloating gaze of his brothers, a violent aura suddenly rose in his heart. It shouldn't be like this, he shouldn't be manipulated and manipulated, trampled and oppressed, and Youshu should also suffer. He should have become stronger, higher and higher, and even his father could not suppress him. In that case, even if he brought Youshu to the court, who would dare to criticize a word?
As soon as this thought came to him, it occupied all the minds of the Seven Princes, making him as obsessed as if he was enchanted. In a trance, he heard Taifu assign a homework assignment in class, asking everyone to write a strategy essay entitled "Solving the Dilemma of Dragon City".
The Great Yan Kingdom and the neighboring Zheng Kingdom have a hostile relationship, and you have been fighting for hundreds of years, winning and losing each other. The Great Yan Kingdom was defeated by the Zheng State sixty years ago, losing ten cities, including Dragon City. Two years ago, General Huwei defeated Zheng Guo and recaptured the Ten Cities, but the people in the city had been enslaved, refused to admit that they were the people of Dayan, and frequently revolted. Dragon City is the first of the ten cities, there is chaos here, and the other nine cities will also follow β‘β‘, even if it is worth winning this battle, it will still outweigh the losses. And Zheng Guo secretly acted as a promoter, intending to rebel against the Ten Cities without blood, and it was about to succeed.
Emperor Jing was troubled by this for a long time, and he couldn't come up with a good solution after asking the courtiers. It will not be possible to suppress it by force, it will only make the people of the Ten Cities more disgusted with the Great Yan Kingdom, which will promote β‘β‘; Seeking peace will not work, it will greatly damage the interests of the Great Yan Kingdom, thereby insulting the dignity of the royal family. Under the civil and military can't, there is a question from Taifu today, this question is obviously homework in the classroom, but it is actually Emperor Jing's examination of the princes.
The princes paid a lot of attention to the government and politics, and naturally understood the inside story, and they were extremely serious when they wrote it.
The Seventh Prince is already half-disabled, in order to live in peace and stability, and in order to make the eighth child appear more dazzling, he usually doesn't express himself much. His homework has never been good or bad, and the comments given to him by Taifu are all modest, but now, he has decided to change these status quo. He wanted to show his true self to gain his father's attention. He did live a low-key life in the past, but in exchange for not stability and love, but ruthless use, and even murder.
If he hadn't had Shu, he might have accepted his fate, but not now. The Seven Princes closed their eyes, and when they opened them again, their eyes were sharp and sharp, and they gave up the hairpin flower Xiaokai that they were accustomed to use, and replaced it with a line of grass with iron and silver hooks, and wrote word by word, "To solve the predicament of Dragon City, there are three strategies: the next policy, to counter violence with violence; The middle policy, differentiation and discord; The best policy, use force to fight, divide and conquer. The middle and lower two strategies are twice as effective and half the result, without going into details, only the upper strategies are talked about here......"
Taifu was walking casually, and when he caught a glimpse of the article of the Seven Princes, he couldn't help but show a look of shock, and he praised it in his heart.