242.The end of the Eastern Han Dynasty [XII.]
In the first year of the first peace, the alliance of the eastern prefectures of the Ping Guandong Prefecture was taken from the hinterland of the Central Plains.
In the second year of the first peace, Gongsun Zan and Liu Yu were both defeated, Gongsun Du surrendered, and then took Youzhou, unified the north, and the former Han Dynasty young emperor Liu Xiechan throne, changed the country name to Qi, and changed the year name to Zhaoyang.
In the second year of Zhaoyang, Jingzhou was recovered in the first half of the year, and in the second half of the year, Emperor Zhaoyang personally conquered Yuanshu's territory and recovered Huainan. At this time, only Hanzhong and Yizhou were left ununified within the Central Plains.
In the third year of Zhaoyang, Zhang Lu of Hanzhong gave gifts and became ministers.
In the fifth year of Zhaoyang, Liu Yan, who had been proclaimed emperor in Yizhou, died of illness, and his son Liu Zhang gave up the title of emperor and became a minister in the state.
At this point, the Central Plains was unified in the true sense. It is worth mentioning that since Emperor Zhaoyang recovered Huainan and took a large area south of the Yangtze River, he has not been reckless, and it seems that he is not interested in Hanzhong and Yizhou. In addition, Zhang Lu of Hanzhong was originally under the hint of Liu Yan, cutting off the slope valley-road, and since then Yizhou and the central road have been blocked, at that time it seems to be semi-independent of the Han family, and when the Han family is destroyed, this has given Liu Yan a bright and independent reason.
For Emperor Zhaoyang, since he wants to be independent, then fulfill him and let him be completely independent. Therefore, after cutting off the slope valley and the road on their side, Emperor Zhaoyang, who was already in their periphery, also cut off the exchanges between other regions and Hanzhong and Yizhou, and created an all-natural independent environment for Hanzhong and Yizhou in terms of economy, culture, and politics.
Besides, their situation is much better than Yuan Shu, Yuan Shu, who lives in Huainan, is surrounded on all sides, and they can obviously cross the border and establish diplomacy with the country over there.
But I don't know if it's because the humanities are incomprehensible, or if the homeland is difficult to leave, or if they also have a red heart, #θΊ«ε¨ζ±θ₯εΏε¨ι½#, in less than a year, Zhang Lu of Hanzhong took the lead in surrendering and becoming a vassal. As for Liu Yanke, who occupied Yizhou, he had a lot of backbone, he was stunned to hold on to the confrontation with the Qi Dynasty, during which he couldn't survive the back sore attack once, and he came back from the ghost gate for a while, and lasted until Zhaoyang for five years, this time it was really unbearable, as soon as he died, his son Liu Zhang obviously did not have his father's courage, and he was cowardly and suspicious by nature and supported the Yizhou border in the Qi Dynasty, but in recent years, Liu Zhang, who had not sent troops to invade Yizhou, and got the delusion of being killed, did not need the persuasion of his subordinates, and he couldn't stand it.
If it is said that after fighting Huainan that year, and then raising troops to attack Hanzhong and Yizhou, Hanzhong and Yizhou will definitely be able to be taken in a few months, but Emperor Zhaoyang did not do this, and there are several reasons. First of all, take the remaining two confiscated territories to hang the morale of the army, so that they will not suddenly lose their fighting spirit after winning one victory after another; Besides, the recovery of Hanzhong and Yizhou does not require a hard fight, just like when recovering Jingzhou, a large part of the credit is attributed to the acting skills; Thirdly, at first glance, it seems that most of the region has been recovered, but it has not yet been able to achieve unity in the true sense, and it is very necessary to recuperate; The last point is in Emperor Zhaoyang himself, he has enjoyed the process of ascending the throne as an emperor as a woman, and crushing most of the heroes and heroes who came out of the troubled times, and then the next thing seems to be less challenging for him, in other words, he wants to let the 'boredom' come later.
'Boredom' came after three years.
Emperor Zhaoyang stared at Liu Zhang's recital of the ministers, his expression could not see joy and anger, and the courtiers were overflowing with joy one by one, that is, Wang Yun, Wang Zhong's father, was honored, and he walked with the wind, but as soon as he turned around, he was bored in the imperial study and poured cold water on Emperor Zhaoyang: "My father-in-law is not dead, why is Liu Junlang dead?" β
Wang Yun has been numb to hearing 'die, die, die' in recent years, not only is he commonplace, but he is not always silent at this time: "Your Majesty, you can just say it, anyway, the minister will die before you." β
Emperor Zhaoyang supported his head with his hands and replied slowly: "Really? After speaking, he lowered his eyes, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Lord Zhong's father has been sharp in the past few years, and he can't stop after his relative brain hole is opened, and Emperor Zhaoyang can't let his father think too much about it when he says this. Thinking of this, Wang Yun thought of a very bad possibility, he looked at Emperor Zhaoyang's face that seemed to be inferior to the previous dazzling face, and asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, can your phoenix body be healthy?" β
"I-" Emperor Zhaoyang rarely hesitated, Wang Yun's heart followed the long tone, and he heard Emperor Zhaoyang say: "I have always felt a loss of appetite recently, I have been drowsy when I listen to court affairs, I can't lift my spirits when I do anything, and occasionally I feel that life is loveless, and it may be that my heart is like ashes, and I am probably terminally ill." β
Wang Yun: "......" hypocrisy, and then hypocrisy! Now that Kyushu is unified, his righteous daughter has become a veritable lord of the world; In the court, the party members represented by the scholar and the student told her to clean up and obey; And as the holy name spreads far and wide, there is an endless stream of people of insight from all over the world; The nomads of the frontier paid tribute at any time and did not dare to intrude; and the military power is in hand, and the famous generals under him are all loyal; Finally, the government decree is accessible, and the people of the whole country are recovering from the dire situation of the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, where can they not sing the praises of the holy name...... Now, she even said that she had nothing to love in her life, that her heart was like ashes, this is not hypocrisy!
Wang Yun didn't want to speak for a while, but wait, what else did His Majesty say earlier? Loss of appetite, drowsiness, lack of energy? Is this -- "Aren't you happy?" β
As soon as Wang Yun reminded him, Emperor Zhaoyang seemed to have been empowered, and he immediately thought about it. This is really amazing, Wang Yun doesn't know what kind of expression to make, and his mood is also up and down: My mother, Your Majesty is happy, whose one?
Before Wang Yun could recover from this explosive news, Emperor Zhaoyang said so lightly: "I am a man, how can I get pregnant?" Father-in-law, you're too worried. β
Wang Yun was still immersed in the proposition of #Who is the child's father#, and he didn't really listen to Emperor Zhaoyang's words at first glance, but heard that Emperor Zhaoyang was denying that there was no existence of the seventy-two servants of the three palaces and six courts, and he replied immediately: "This is a good thing, Your Majesty, in fact, the courtiers are waiting for you to conceive an heir, so as to consolidate the Jiangshan Sheji, there are three palaces and six courts, will we still stop you from letting you be promoted?" β
Emperor Zhaoyang: "...... I'm not a woman. β
Wang Yun finally listened to it this time, and he didn't stay silent anymore after his mouth was sharp, so he replied: "That minister is an old woman, Your Majesty is not able to take care of the left and right?" Or did you finally know that you were shyβ"
"Poof!"
Don't doubt that this is Lord Wang realizing that His Majesty is not playing a harmless joke with him, and the sentence that came out of the right ear in front of him finally entered the left ear again, and he said it twice, plus the consistent expression on Emperor Zhaoyang's face was not like "teasing you", but the expression of "I am really serious, stupid mortals tremble", Wang Yun's legs weakened and knelt.
For a while, I really couldn't find the right words to describe my father-in-law's mood.
In the end, the truth came too quickly, just like a tornado, before the father felt the power of the tornado, he was swept into the vast sea, not even a single boat, the sea was still stormy, and a wave rushed over and sank the father into the sea. It's horrible, it's horrible, it's horrible!
Wang Yun changed his knees to sit on the carpet, hit his head against the leg of the royal case, and began to babble back and forth: "I'm so stupid, I really ......"
"I can definitely prove this." As soon as Emperor Zhaoyang's irresponsible words came out, Wang Yun's old face was hideous, and he didn't care about being humble, so he got up from the ground with his hands and feet flexibly, and pressed his hands on the imperial case, looking at Emperor Zhaoyang, who was wearing a special dragon robe and a crown, and was the national color and heavenly fragrance, and the unparalleled Emperor Zhaoyang in the world, immediately "snorted" and robbed the case with his head, how could this peerless beauty make him believe that she was actually him! Deceptive, right?
Wang Yun's crazy action naturally attracted the attention of the palace people standing not far away in the imperial study, and Emperor Zhaoyang made an excuse very intimately in order to prevent rumors about his father-in-law going crazy tomorrow: "It's okay, the middle father is just itching his scalp." β
Wang Yun: "...... You, youβ" He wanted to shout, but now he finally remembered that they were in the imperial study, and the fact that His Majesty was disguised as a woman was only a secret that could not be said, so the stepfather, who was worried about it, quickly lowered his voice and almost bit his tongue. When he lowered his voice to the point that he could hear it, he still said a bunch of meaningless words-at this time, Lord Wang Yun could say that they were all real warriors, so it was incoherent or something, and it was flawed--Later, Emperor Zhaoyang's eyes were raised, it could not be said that it was charming, but it was definitely amorous, and Wang Yun's eyebrows and heart and liver were suddenly beating, and the words he said also made Wang Yun hate to grab the ground with his head, "Alas, I hinted to my father-in-law a long time ago, but my father-in-law is really #rotten wood can not be carved." #, that's why when you said you were so stupid, I said that I can definitely prove it. β
Wang Yun: "......!! The minister really hasn't reached the time when his old eyes are dizzy and he can't remember, why doesn't the minister remember that your majesty once hinted at the minister? β
"The stepfather seems to be confident in his memory? Then I'll put it to the test, do you remember what I said to my father-in-law on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival three years ago? Emperor Zhaoyang also left Wang Yun room to think, but who the hell would remember the events of three years ago clearly, Emperor Zhaoyang said very naturally: "Well, it seems that you don't remember, your memory is just like that." β
The muscles on Wang Yun's face twitched so much that he was about to slant his mouth and eyes, "No matter what you say, the minister still doesn't think you gave the minister a hint, otherwise, why doesn't the minister have any impression when he thinks about it?" These words were almost squeezed out of between his teeth.
Could Emperor Zhaoyang be the kind of person who made something out of nothing? He just sometimes talks serious nonsense, of course, it may be three points true and seven points false, cough, the art of Emperor Zhaoyang's language is also quite good. "I have told my father-in-law more than once that I am a combination of Zhao Ji and His Majesty the First Emperor, right? I also told you when my stepfather, when you suspected that I was pregnant, 'You will never see your golden grandson in your lifetime', right? Do you dare deny that this is not a hint? β
As soon as Emperor Zhaoyang said this, Wang Yun was impressed, and he was much more impressed by the "hermaphrodite" that Emperor Zhaoyang said at that time, and he also sprayed tea at that time. Let's take that as a hint, but, but-"What are you doing in disguise?" If you show your true face and still call yourself the emperor, isn't it easier than if you have to turn a corner? β
So this is the most tangled place, who would have thought that someone would not take Yangguan Avenue, but have to take the winding sheep intestine path, it is simply sick!
"It's not that I haven't thought about women dressing up as men, but I can think about how it can be more interesting and interesting than men dressing up as women, so-alas, I knew that today's men dressing up as women were not as expected, and I regretted not trying to disguise women as men first." Emperor Zhaoyang, a woman dressed as a man, and a man dressed as a woman tossed Wang Yun around, so that it was difficult to determine whether Emperor Zhaoyang was a man or a woman, or a real hermaphrodite, and in the end he could only say: "You are sick, you." β
- The stepfather is really in a circle.
Emperor Zhaoyang didn't feel the slightest displeasure, he blinked: "Yes, didn't I say that I am terminally ill?" Oh, I see, does my father-in-law mean that I am a man disguised as a woman? Then I do have a disease, this disease is called gender recognition disorder, that is to say, I am a man's body and daughter's heart. Then the question arises, since I am a daughter's heart, then according to the law of yin and yang, I should like men. But I am a man's body, if I have sex with a man, it will violate the law of yin and yang, and naturally there will be no so-called crystallization. Well, that's really a problem, isn't it? β
Wang Yun is now on the broad road of lovelessness, this wide and flat, extending in all directions on the road is still full of 'Mengquan' haunting, and now the 'Mengquan' is more with Emperor Zhaoyang's explanation, he feels that he is going to run out of oil and the lamp is dry, and he said weakly: "Yes, yes......"
Emperor Zhaoyang felt the need to give a bowl of chicken blood to his angry father-in-law to cheer him up, so he said: "Everything is two-sided, and this matter is on the bright side, as of the end of the day, only you know it, and the whole world doesn't know it." β
Wang Yun suddenly felt that even gasping for breath was extravagant: "You still want the whole world to know?" β
Emperor Zhaoyang really thought about this problem seriously, and when Wang Yun hated to smash his head with an inkstone to wake him up, he gave an answer: "Maybe." β
Maybe you're a skewer, maybe! Wang Zhong's father, who felt that he had lost ten years of life, was weak and said: "Can the minister tell the old man and return to his hometown?" β
Emperor Zhaoyang suddenly smiled like a flower and said, "What do you think?" β
Lord Wang's scalp began to itch again, and he smashed his forehead against the imperial case.
Emperor Zhaoyang, a little conscienceless person, still watched it with relish, and also said: "Seeing that you are so energetic, I am relieved." β
Wang Yun burst into tears: "The minister must have owed you in his previous life." β
"Maybe."
Emperor Zhaoyang smashed down like this 'maybe', which became the last straw that bent Wang Yun, and he had been snorting for so long, and he hadn't fainted yet, but his brain was strong, so his father-in-law fainted gloriously, and he never had a ...... Ahem, it took two days and two nights to wake up. When I woke up, I had to continue to be a cow and a horse for Emperor Zhaoyang, who came to ask for debts in this life, or in the case of holding such a #earth-shattering crying ghost and god# secret.
The first thing to bear the brunt of is the issue of heirs, not to mention that when the national father-in-law really recognized that Emperor Zhaoyang was a man, he felt green when he looked at his hat, because of this matter, when Wang Yun understood what Emperor Zhaoyang said, "the body of a man and the heart of a daughter", he was relieved.
Then the question comes, if Emperor Zhaoyang wants to have an heir, then there can't be any seventy-two servants in three palaces and six courtyards, it must be changed to seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, but the key is that Emperor Zhaoyang is the first empress to create a precedent to the outside world, what is it called if there is a harem or a concubine, so there is only a fork.
Then the question came again, Emperor Zhaoyang is a man, and he doesn't have sex with women, where does the heir come from......
It's a dead end!
Wang Yun was so worried that his beard was knotted, but Emperor Zhaoyang was like a nobody, still beautiful as a flower, and he was a saint and a martial artist. In the end, Wang Yun held his broken heart, raised his hand and surrendered, and he asked Emperor Zhaoyang very weakly how to solve the problem of heirs.
"This is really a problem," Emperor Zhaoyang just wanted to sell Guanzi, but was glared at by Wang Yun with a sad face, and Emperor Zhaoyang stopped selling so many Guanzi from the good, "If you remember Guozijian's words." β
Guozijian is an official school led by Emperor Zhaoyang three years ago, and students aged 15 and below are selected from eight states other than Yizhou, and students aged 12 and above are selected from other eight states, which is like a draft, and the questions for the entrance examination are also drawn up by Emperor Zhaoyang himself.
But now Emperor Zhaoyang has talked about the issue of heirs, it is not just as simple as the talent of the pillars, Rao is Wang Yun did not expect that the throne of Emperor Zhaoyang was not passed on to his own heirs, but to follow the example of Yao, Shun, and Yu to be passed on to the people who were elected with both virtue and integrity. Also, there are men and women among the students of the country's eunuchs, and there are even those who ceded the throne to Emperor Zhaoyang, and now the former young emperor Liu Xie, who should be named King Chen Liu!
This is interesting, if Liu Xie is selected to be the emperor of the Qi Dynasty in the end, then he will become the first person in the agesβ Wang Zhongfu thinks this is definitely not the tone of interest, but the joy in the bitterness, probably. He is too tired to make any expressions now, so he gave an example of Liu Xie: "It's not that the minister spends the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, but if Liu Xie really ascends the throne and becomes the emperor again and holds the real power, do you believe that he will really do such a thing as overthrowing the Qi Dynasty you established and recovering the Han Dynasty?" After all, you forced him to become the king of the dead country. "This is a blood feud.
Emperor Zhaoyang replied to the question: "Why don't you think that I am the princess of Emperor Han Ling's family now?" β
Wang Yun is still hehe, if he believes it again, then he is not stupid.
"That's the value of brainwashing." Emperor Zhaoyang didn't care about the page about #princess is not the master#, and continued to return to the question of the original social system, and said something that Wang Yun didn't understand very well, but Emperor Zhaoyang didn't say much, he chuckled: "Anyway, by that time, the grass on your grave will grow at that time-" He paused before continuing, "Don't worry, I won't let your father-in-law die without peace, and so will your children and grandchildren." β
Wang Yun: "......" So how can people be moved by such words?
Liu Zhang said that after another month, the fifth anniversary of Emperor Zhaoyang's accession to the throne, coupled with Liu Zhang's minister, Kyushu was unified, people from all walks of life came to congratulate, Luoyang was particularly lively, and Guozijian also deliberately had a holiday, if there were relatives who came to Beijing, then they could be reunited with their relatives. Sun Quan knew that his brother Sun Ce and his brother's best friend Zhou Yu would come to Luoyang to congratulate, and his classmate and friend Zhuge Liang's uncle, Zhuge Xuan, who was the official to Yuzhang Taishou, was also listed, and the two teams entered Beijing on the same day, so they made an appointment to meet them together.
After being excited for a while, Sun Quan looked at another classmate Sima Fu, Sima Fu's father is Jing Zhaoyin, he usually goes home during the holidays, and sure enough, this time is no exception, he put down the book and said: "My second brother has come back from his travels, and he will come to Guozijian to pick me up." "Sima Fu has two elder brothers, the eldest brother Sima Lang, and the second brother Sima Yi, all of whom are young talents, especially the second brother Sima Yi, who is decisive and heroic.
This is just a small episode of Guozijian, and it is just a small embellishment in this Luoyang event - maybe after ten years, the small embellishment will become extremely bright - not to mention the Zhaoyang Emperor's sacrifice to the sky, but it has drawn most of the attention of the whole people.
On the auspicious day, Emperor Zhaoyang led hundreds of civil and military officials from the streets of Luoyang, thousands of empty alleys, Luoyang also restored its heyday, no one will doubt that it will surpass the heyday of the historical period in the future, and then create a new brilliance, because they have Emperor Zhaoyang like the sun, there are hundreds of civil and military officials who are civil and military, there are good talents and jades that continue to come out of the sky, and there is a qiΔ that can create the best era of zΓ o.
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Wang Yun, who was full of holes in his heart, thought of a question very inopportunely when Emperor Zhaoyang ascended the altar: God, does it know that Zhaoyang is a man? Or is God also deceived by Zhaoyang? If that's the case, my mother, it's a deception.
- Well, this idea is very anachronistic, and the coffin is closed.