Chapter 53: Humiliation
The dungeon of the Ghost Gate Sect.
The cell boss put his hands on his cheeks and looked at the person in front of him with a melancholy face.
The man had his legs folded and was squatting dignified and well-mannered. A pair of hands cocked orchid fingers, combing the long hanging hair one by one, looking ahead with two empty eyes, and chanting words in her mouth: "Little girl, you can comb your hair, and comb it until the wheat is ripe." The wheat is ripe, the white flour is grinded, and the big steamed buns are steamed."
This is the third insane guard in Infernal Prison.
"Take it out." The cell boss sighed and ordered the madman to be dragged away. He leaned out with the audacity, pricked up his ears to listen to the depths of the dungeon, and then went out with black eyes and leaning against the wall.
Damn, this is the legendary sonic miracle
"The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, the wind blows the grass and the grass is low, all are wolves" The beauty in red supported her head with one hand and knocked on the beat with the other, lying on her side in the kennel-like haystack, pulling her throat and howling a small song. For a whole hour, not a word was in tune.
Hua Wuxin couldn't stand it next door, and patted the iron fence to give someone a signal: "Stop for a while, stop for a while, Damn's internal injuries are about to recur." ”
Haifei set up an oil lamp in the grandmother's luxurious cell, prepared a table and benches, and a teapot and cups. Yan Buli elegantly picked up the cup, took a sip of water elegantly, elegantly cleared the throat of the smoke, and asked, "Hua Aiqing, how is my underground palace dug up?" ”
"It's coming, it's just a hard stone, and I have to change direction."
"Tsk, it's still a little slower, come on, dear."
"Mother, rats have claws to make holes, and I use a spoon. Besides, people are still injured, so they can't get up quickly. ”
"Then dig it, you sing to cover it."
Yan Buli originally thought that Chi Yue would let them go, but who knew that after waiting for so long, there was no news, and he was neither arraigned nor disposed of, just like he had completely forgotten himself.
After thinking about it for a while, the two decided to find their own way out, so they planned to dig a tunnel to escape. Hua Wuxin worked, and Yan Buli sang, in order to cover up the sound of digging, but he didn't expect the guards to hang themselves en masse
Hua Wuxin rubbed his sour wrist and said to the wall next door: "Forget it, I can't sing your power of extinguishing the common people, it is estimated that there are no living creatures on this floor except for the two of us." ”
Looking at the rat who committed suicide by hitting the wall in front of the door, Yan did not leave the worries and could not be cut off.
He used to be the voice of a big man, and it was understandable that his singing was ugly, but Jiang Mochou's voice was clear and thorough, how could he still have the lethality of a mouth?
I'm really a mysterious man/woman.
"By the way, do you remember that Yin Meixue sang a song outside the plug?" Hua Wuxin was still a little gloomy when she mentioned Yin Meixue. Hai Fei had already sued them for the defeat of the Martial Arts Alliance, but it was not clear whether the two were unharmed in the melee.
"Oh, it's the big river that flows eastward, don't go, the man who sets the horse."
"Whew! What a mess, it's the one that is sung to the girl! Hua Wuxin silently swallowed blood.
A cold snort came from next door: "Damn, there is no girl here, who is Lao Tzu singing to?" ”
"I want to open a little, what if the mother mouse with the back of the ear is still alive? Besides, you're not a woman now. ”
"Alas, then I'll sing to the little junior sister." As soon as he thought of Yue Zhuo, Yan Buli felt depressed. After all, he was incompetent and didn't protect that girl. If there really is an afterlife, I only wish her to be as free, carefree, and safe as a bird outside the plug.
In the deep and dark Infernal Prison, a terrible song sounded again. Hua Wuxin skillfully stuffed two rags into his ears, picked up the spoon and continued his prison escape.
On the top floor of the dungeon, someone was standing in front of the gate of the black iron prison.
"The villain has seen the Mirror Lord." The cell boss nodded and greeted him, "You are a nobleman, I don't know what your orders are for us to come to this pickled place?" ”
"I have worked with Mrs. Jiang for many years and are like sisters. Now that she is in prison, she should pay a visit to live up to her past kindness. Jing Niang stroked her black sideburns and smiled slightly.
"Lord Mirror really values love and righteousness."
"Hmm. As long as I see that she is not doing well, I am relieved. ”
The cell leader twitched cheekily and asked, "Dare to ask the lord if he has a warrant from Huzhongzun?"
"Huh? I've only been in Biluo Valley for a few years, so why do I have to ask for instructions now when I look at a prisoner? Jing Niang raised her chin with a cold face, "Don't worry, I'm not a fool, even if I want to kill her, I won't choose here." ”
"Yes, yes, the villain is confused." The other looked at the two men behind her and asked, "Who are these two?" ”
"My guard, after all, I have no martial arts now, so I must have some self-protection when I come to this kind of place, right?"
"It's natural, but if you go in now," the cell boss smiled bitterly, "and it's useless to bring as many people as you want."
"The vast desert and the golden sea, the skirts of the singing girls bloom like flowers. The roaring river came from the sky, and the hot wine made me happy" The sharp magic sound with a messy beat pierced through the layers of solid stone walls like sharp iron.
Nima, this Jiang Mochou can't be locked up crazy, right? Jing Niang and the others covered their ears, and when they insisted on reaching the front of the cell, there was only half a tube of blood left.
As soon as he saw an acquaintance visiting, Yan Buli stopped talking. He blinked, looked at the mirror girl outside the iron fence and said with a smile: "Miss Jing is here, I don't know what to do?" ”
"Reminisce about the old days, and by the way, I will give you some gifts and talk about my meager feelings."
"There's no need to reminisce about the past, the ceremony can be put down, and people should please go back."
"Tsk, it's really ruthless." Jing Niang raised her eyebrows and said to the cell leader, "Open the door." ”
"This"
"This dungeon has eight layers of guards and hundreds of mechanisms, and it is impermeable inside and out. Madame is a smart person, even if you open the door, she won't run away, what are you worried about? ”
"The little one obeys."
Yan Buli frowned, straightened his clothes, and stood up from the haystack vigilantly. No matter how stupid he was, he would never believe that this woman had come to visit him in good faith.
After a few words to pass away the cell boss, Jing Niang entered the cell and sat down at the table, looked around by the candlelight, and finally landed a cool gaze on a certain depressed bride.
"Jiang Mochou, how does it feel to fall from the clouds into the mud?"
"It's okay, I didn't fall to my death."
"You really harbor evil intentions, and you dare to assassinate the sect master, I really can't figure out why you rebelled?"
"If you can't figure it out, don't think about it, you can't force such a thing as IQ."
"You" Jing Niang laughed angrily, "At this point, the field is still so rampant, do you think that you can still return to the sect master, and there is still a chance to regain your grace?" ”
Lao Tzu is sick, go back to the old devil?
Yan Buli rolled his eyes and said, "So what?" He didn't say kill me anyway. ”
"Impossible Jiang Mochou, don't be delusional, he won't want you anymore." Jing Niang's tone became cold, "Even if Senior Brother can tolerate your betrayal of his master, he will never tolerate you betraying him." ”
"What do you mean?"
"Didn't I say that? I'm here to give a gift. The other party stood up and let the two men behind him smile like a demon, "They are my big gift to my wife." ”
Seeing the two of them coming over with wolf-like eyes, Yan Buli stepped back in horror and scolded angrily: "Jingwei, do you know that you are such a vicious old sect master?!" ”
At the mention of bamboo Mo Dye, Jing Niang's face changed instantly: "Don't mention my father-in-law!" ”
"You love your father, you love your father, why do you keep staring at Chi Yue?" Yan Buli had already retreated to the root of the wall, and his mouth still didn't stop, "You don't have to think about it with your toes, just by looking like that bastard of Chi Yue, could he be Zhu Moran!" ”
Jing Niang's body shook, and the whole person was like a heavy blow.
She didn't believe it! She would never believe it!
How could a stepfather die? He must have taken it away from his senior brother, but there are still some things that he can't think of before his temperament changes greatly. He will regain his memory, and he will change back to the original bamboo Mo dye, she has been waiting for twenty years!
"You sober up, Zhu Moran has already died!"
"No, he's not dead! It's all your fault, Jiang Mochou is the one who confused your father-in-law, I will never let you return to him again" Jing Niang's eyes were bloodshot, and she roared like crazy, "What are you still doing in a daze?" This woman has no martial arts now! ”
"you, you crazy woman! Help, help" Yan Buli was covered and pressed into the haystack, the bright red wedding dress was rudely torn, and the two men went up and down like male beasts in heat, almost stripping the women under them completely.
Damn, it's just that I'm by Chi Yue, after all, I can still see my face. You two brutes dare to touch Lao Tzu, really can't I make mud?
As soon as Yan Buli's anger was full, surging internal force immediately burst out from the depths of the dantian, and he immediately released a big move.
Jing Niang watched a man being slapped away with a palm, sticking to the wall, and couldn't pick it off.
"Mom" The other man was frightened on the spot, and he sat next to him and didn't dare to move.
"You—You still have internal strength?!" Jing Niang looked at the woman on the ground in surprise.
"I'm sorry, my hands are a little heavier." Yan Buli sat up wrapped in his clothes, his eyes were cold, and his body exuded a terrifying murderous aura.
Jing Niang seemed to realize at this time that the person she provoked was originally the most terrible female demon on the rivers and lakes. Seeing that the other party was about to stand up, she was so frightened that she hurriedly raised her hand, and a cold light suddenly flashed in her wide sleeve.
"Holy!" Yan Buli hurriedly dodged, but he was still slow to dodge, and the one-foot-long sleeve arrow pierced through the shoulder blade and slammed the person to the ground.
There was no severe pain at the wound, but a tingling sensation came from the wound, which soon spread along the meridians to the whole body. But for a moment, even the tongue stiffened.
Damn, this's arrows are drugged.
Jing Niang breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the other party was hit by an arrow and fell, and said to the man who was paralyzed on the side: "Hurry up, she was anesthetic." ”
The man looked at the fierce woman on the ground, then at the little friend on the wall, and said with a sad face: "Can I stop doing this?" "This is taking life to pick up girls
"Of course, I'll send your family on your way tomorrow."
The big rough hands touched it again, and Yan Buli was so angry that he almost fainted.
Damn, why didn't you feel so disgusted when you were touched by Chi Yue, could it be that he was used to it?
Damn, where did you die with the surname Chi? Do you know that you are going to become a green-headed king!
Damn, come and save Lao Tzu
There was a sudden muffled sound in my ears, followed by the sound of a person falling to the ground.
Yan Buli opened his eyes and saw that the man was already lying on the ground limply, with a silver spoon stuck in his head, shining under the candlelight
Hua Wuxin patted the mud on his hands, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, beauty, brother, I temporarily changed my route, and my movements were a little slower, which made you suffer." ”
Yan Buli gave him a big white eye.
Jing Niang fell into complete chaos, why did this person suddenly emerge from under the ground?! But she didn't have time to think about it, because the other party had already swept up and clapped his palms
"Whoosh."
Hua Wuxin planted on the ground with a "plop", and a faint circle of smoke and dust rose around his body.
He raised his face, glanced at the uninvited guest outside the prison unwillingly, and couldn't help but faint in anger.
Paralyzed, why is this old man again? Will he die if he doesn't order people for a day?
"What's going on?!" Huang Banshan scolded with a cold face.
"Uncle Huang" Jing Niang glanced at Hua Wuxin with palpitations, and tears spilled down as if she didn't want money, "I just came to visit Madame, but I didn't expect that if I broke the good deeds between her and the adulterer, this person would kill us."
I'm rubbing this slut, you're not afraid of rotten chrysanthemums when you fucking talk nonsense?!
Yan Bu couldn't speak, his body couldn't move, his clothes had already been torn to shreds, and the two men were still dead. He's just yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants now, and it's not or.
"Jiang Mochou!" Huang Banshan was already resentful, but when he saw the scene, he immediately became anxious, and his beard was so angry that his beard turned up, "The sect master treats you sincerely, and let me quietly let you go, how the fuck do you dare to steal a man here?!" The old man simply did it to the end, sent the Buddha to the west, and fulfilled your adulterer and adultererous woman! ”