CH.106 Can you give me a polite chance?
That night, the Snow Guardian Inner Court held a feast for the other bandit group to practice. All the members who were rescued by the second protector You Yuwei were all present, and for a while, the crowd was full of voices, and the scene was not lively.
Perhaps because of the existence of outsiders, Hua Shenguan, the head of the Snow Guard Bandit Troupe, did not bring his two professional books - "Golden Vase Plum" and "Dongxuan Seventy-two Stunts". He is now full of majesty, seriousness, and a great demeanor. When they saw the host coming, everyone stood up and saluted him.
Huashen Guan said loudly: "Hello colleagues! For many days, I have wronged you. Due to the good-natured, simple and honest nature of the members of our bandit group, our performance has not been very good, and the money we have stolen can only be used for daily use. The conditions of our snow protection are limited, so please forgive me if there is any inappropriate hospitality. β
There was a burst of boos below, and Yue Guanhe, who was the representative of the Jinghuang bandit group, hurriedly said: "Head Hua is polite, it is we who should apologize." We are grateful to the Snow Bandits, who have saved our lives. It's too late for us to be grateful! How to complain about living conditions! β
Hao Aoqiang, an excellent third party, is also pious. "The honest Cheng dΓΉ of our excellent third-party bandit group members is not weaker than the snow protection in the slightest, and in normal times, our living standards are not as good as your snow protection bandit group. So, I would like to thank the head of the regiment for your hospitality. Now, I'm a little bit of a happy! β
As they spoke, they laughed. After the courtesy, the guests were seated. The head of the regiment, Huashenguan, Ruochi Yu, Youyuwei, Hao Cave Wall, and Yueguan River, have a table. Due to the different time order of arrival, Murong Gu, Ye Longsu and a group of elites of the major bandit groups shared a table. Liu Qianye, Chen Yange, Ren Ziye, Yue Shuying, Hao Chapu, Hao Wanhuo a table...... The entire hall was filled with tables, and everyone found their place.
The costumes of Liu Qianye, Chen Yan Ge, and Ren Ziye are all a little weird. I saw that the clothes of the three people were a little worn, with holes in them. They were dressed like beggars, as if they had come to beg rather than to feast.
Hao Cha asked puzzledly, "Why are you dressed like this?" Could it be that today is an important day? β
Chen Yange shook his head. "No, no. We're going to have a lot of use dressed like this, you'll find out in a moment. β
The banquet started, a dish came up, and the three of them held chopsticks in both hands, and the entire dish was wiped out in less than five seconds. Hao Chashuo, Hao Wanhuo, and Yue Shuying just raised their chopsticks, and the entire plate was empty, and they didn't even see what the dish was. Looking at the three people who were covered in oil and kept chewing, Hao Chashuo, Hao Wanhuo and Yue Shuying were embarrassed and put down their chopsticks stupidly.
Second course, third course...... Five dishes served. Hao Wanhuo, Hao Chashu, and Yue Shuying didn't get a bite of food, and as soon as they picked up the chopsticks, there were only empty plates left on the table.
Chen Yan Song ate the food and enthusiastically persuaded the three guests. "Three, you eat too! What's polite. Arriving here is like coming home, isn't there a word for being at home! You have to feel that way. β
Liu Qianye pretended to say: "Yes! Oh, yes! You're welcome, we're all family! β
Ren Ziye also had a warm smile on his face. "Don't be so outside, eat and drink. To be polite is not to give us face! β
Hao Chashuo, Hao Wanhuo, and Yue Shuying nodded helplessly. Yue Shuying said reservedly: "Arbitrary, arbitrary...... You eat, you eat......"
The sixth dish was finally served, and the three of them still rushed up, and eliminated the dish in less than five seconds, without giving Hao Wanhuo, Hao Chashuo, and Yue Shuying a chance to put down their chopsticks.
Hao Chashuo, Hao Wanhuo, and Yue Shuying put down their chopsticks again in embarrassment. Hao Wanhuo finally couldn't stand it anymore, he had never seen such an edible one, nor had he ever seen such a shameless one. "Three colleagues, can you give us a polite chance! We'd like to be polite, too. However, you have eaten all the dishes before we have even moved our chopsticks, where do we have the opportunity to be polite! β
Chen Yange and the three of them only cared about chewing food, where did they have time to pay attention to this Hao Wanhuo, how could the three of them, who had long been accustomed to fighting, stop fighting for food.
Seeing Yue Shuying's embarrassment, Ye Longsu at the next table beckoned to him. "Moon girl, come and sit here! I have something to ask you. β
Yue Shuying knew that Ye Longsu was thinking about her and relieved her embarrassment. Yue Shuying hesitated, left the table, and sat down next to Ye Longsu. She really couldn't stand the three wolf-like beasts, and she didn't get a bite of the whole six dishes.
Murong Gu, who was at the same table as Ye Longsu, also saw the situation here. As the first protector of the Snow Protector, he reprimanded the three people: "Flame Song, Thousand Nights, and Zino." You guys...... Alas, can you be a little more reserved, didn't you see the guests there! Eat slowly, don't choke. Be polite to the guests. To be a master should be to be a master. Don't just eat! β
After being reprimanded by Murong Gu, the three of them restrained a little, this time they no longer took the whole dish, but deliberately left the last two bites of the dish, and then, humbly, said to Hao Wanhuo and Hao Chashuo: "Two colleagues, please eat!"
The two snorted coldly, but they had to swallow their chopsticks and reach for the poor leftovers. They had been hungry for a long time, and the point was that it was too uncomfortable to look at the food and not be able to eat, and they had to endure this humiliation.
Looking at the oil-stained clothes of the three of them, Hao Chashu finally woke up. "I know why you're wearing such a suit. It turns out that you have premeditated. Wearing a bunch of rags for a meal and grabbing food, you are also quite hard. However, the saints taught us that we could not stand without learning etiquette. Why don't you have a little table manners, it's so rude to do this! β
Hearing him say the thoughts and intentions of the three of them, Liu Qianye, Chen Yange, and Ren Ziye were all a little embarrassed.
Liu Qianye defended: "Tianxingjian, a gentleman should strive for self-improvement, and a man should be self-reliant...... So, keep eating. β
Ren Ziye defended: "A soldier can't be unresolute, he has a long way to go, and he takes it as his own responsibility." I'm mainly afraid that you will eat too much, so I eat so hard. β
Chen Yange defended: "Fish, I can do whatever I want." The bear's paw is also what I want. You can't eat both at the same time, and you can't eat too much because of your neat clothes. β
Listening to the chaotic words of the saint, Hao Chashu and Hao Wanhuo both had big heads. "I think your logic seems a little confused."
The eighth dish was served, and the three of them were still the same, and they ate quickly, leaving only two mouthfuls of food, and Hao Chazu and Hao Wanhuo had to eat two mouthfuls of food.
The ninth dish was served, and Hao Wanhuo and Hao Chashu couldn't stand it. The two of them used their holy power, rolled up their sleeves, put down the shelves, picked up their chopsticks, and joined the scramble. Finally, they grabbed a few bites of food. Although, their techniques are not yet skilled, and their movements are still quite jerky, they have grabbed it. The two met and smiled, and they had a sense of accomplishment when they were able to grab a bite of food from the hands of the wolf-like three!
Flowing Qianye is not happy. "You two, just now you said that we are not polite and do not understand table manners. You look worse than us! β
Hao Chazu and Hao Wanhuo laughed, and said in unison: "Follow the customs, follow the customs...... Hehehe......"
Look at the spectacle on the table next door. Murong Gu shook his head helplessly. "Alas! These three guys, usually arrogant, make everyone laugh. I'll talk about them again. So saying, he stood up.
Jinghuang Princess Yue Shuying called out to him softly. "Murong Protector, forget it! The three colleagues are unrestrained, frank and natural, sincere and lovely. Such...... Very good! Actually, we all envy them. As she spoke, Yue Shuying cast an envious glance at them.