Chapter 1284 - Stuffy Stick Man
"Help me take care of Qiaoqiao, I don't want to mess up at home." Before going out, Lin Xing pulled Cai Xiaoling aside and explained to her.
Cai Xiaoling nodded: "I know what to do." β
In the taxi, Lin Xing looked at the street scene outside the window that was rapidly drifting and retreating, and his mind was extremely chaotic.
What has happened these days is also very strange.
He suspected that the eighth star soul exploded, and the so-called super brain brought by it was pirated at all, and it was upgraded, upgraded, and upgraded again, and it just crashed as soon as it came, right?
And the barbecued pork bun, why did it suddenly become stationary?
Could it be that something went wrong in the process of double cultivation?
If there is really a mistake in double cultivation, it should come little by little if it regresses, how can it go back to the pre-liberation period all of a sudden?
There is also Huo Qiaoqiao.
Lin Xing has 100% unconditional trust in his woman.
Nonsense, if there is any suspicion, how can it be brought into the house? It's not like you're not happy for yourself.
But Huo Qiaoqiao woke up in the middle of the night with an inexplicable extra dagger in his hand, how can this be explained?
The point is that the dagger disappeared under everyone's noses.
In the morning, Jiang Nanyu asked an unanswered question, and Lin Xing remembered it vividly.
"Why did Sister Qiao hold a knife at Ah Xing and want to wake him up?"
Just as he was thinking about it, the taxi shook suddenly, and Lin Xing hurriedly reached out to hold the back of the seat in front of him, "Master, what's the situation?" β
Next, without the taxi driver answering, he could see what was happening clearly.
The taxi hit the tree......
The older driver sat in his seat, his hands tightly gripping the steering wheel, his face pale.
Lin Xing comforted him: "It's just an accident, don't take it to heart." β
"It's not an accident, it's the grandson who drove Nissan who deliberately didn't want me! Where is there such a reckless drive! The driver's voice trembled with anger.
Lin Xing raised his eyes and saw a white Nissan sedan flashing around the corner in the distance.
Glancing at the license plate, Lin Xing immediately frowned, isn't this the Nissan that almost hit Qiu Fangfang yesterday.
"Alright, let's get the car repaired." Lin Xing took out a few 100-yuan tickets and stuffed them to the taxi driver.
"That's too much, you shouldn't pay for it." The driver was busy putting the money back.
"Sitting in the same car is almost the same as riding in the same boat, sharing hardships." Lin Xing grinned, pushed the door and got out of the car, and strode along the sidewalk in the direction of the school.
Yesterday he pretended to carry a briefcase, and today he simply didn't pretend to be it.
Black trousers, white shirt, and high sleeves, as if they had just returned from fishing. Anyway, it was still early, and it was only more than a thousand meters away from the school, so I walked forward step by step.
Suddenly, a champagne-colored Buick stopped next to Lin Xing, the window was lowered, and a young woman wearing black-rimmed glasses and a very intellectual image beckoned to him: "Hi, good morning, Mr. Lin." β
Lin Xing recognized that she was also a teacher from Tianqi Middle School, whose name was Du Man, and greeted her with a smile.
Duman simply stopped the car, "How do you walk to work?" Get in the car and I'll give you a ride! β
Lin Xing looked back at the unlucky rental car that hadn't been moved yet, spread his hands and said, "No need, it's not far anyway, just take a few steps to exercise." β
Du Man was stunned, a little disappointment flashed in his eyes, but he didn't want to say anything more, so he had to shrug his shoulders, "Then take care of yourself." β
She just wanted to speed up, but inadvertently saw a few men with their upper bodies naked, their heads and faces covered by clothes, and only their eyes exposed, sneaking behind Lin Xing with wooden sticks.
"Teacher Lin, be careful!" Du Man hurriedly reminded him.
Lin Xing pursed his lips and waved his hand at her with a smile: "It's okay, you go first." β
Du Man said anxiously: "No, there is someone behind you!" β
Seeing that she refused to leave, Lin Xing scratched his head helplessly, and suddenly turned around and greeted the stick men.
What kind of international jokes, even if all the abilities in the body are gone, dealing with these pieces of waste wood is a matter of moving your fingers.
The first tall man with a stick rushed to him and raised the stick in his hand.
Lin Xing took a step across with his left foot, flashed to the side close to the right side of his body, and stretched out an index finger to poke the stick man's temple through the clothes on his head: "Do you have a brain, do you have a brain!" You think I don't know you with my head covered? β
As soon as the stick man came up, he was stunned.
As soon as he reacted, he saw that Lin Xing had already dodged behind a fat bear-like stick man, and also poked him at the back of the head with his index finger: "Pig brain, pig brain, pig brain!" With your stature, you still learn to beat people's sticks, you think I am blind? β
Stick man B was also poked stupid.
Lin Xing simply walked up to the stunned stick man and the stick man, and poked the heads of the two of them with two index fingers at the same time: "One is thin like a bamboo pole, the other is like a white flower, and a ribbon fish on his shoulder pretends to be a black 'society', and I smell the smell of milk apes on you across the two streets!" β
At the end, Lin Xing stood in the middle of the four people with his hands behind his back, squinting at this, glancing at that, raising his hand to look at his watch, and said to the four: "It's not too early, do you want to continue to be poked by me, or find a place to remove your makeup, and then run to school like a burning butt?" β
A, B, C, and D looked at each other, and then turned around and ran away.
Du Man was stunned when he was holding his mobile phone in the car, and it took him a long time to react, but Lin Xing had already done chest expansion exercises and walked away.
Qiu Fangfang walked into the office with her bag on her back, and couldn't help but be surprised when she saw her new colleague: "Dou, what are you doing?" β
Lin Xing lay on the table and scratched his hair with both hands like a bird's nest, and when he saw her come in, he immediately pounced like a savior, grabbed her arm and shook it, but he didn't know what to say.
Qiu Fangfang had a strong psychological quality, and was not frightened by his strange behavior, so she asked tentatively: "Lost in love?" β
Lin Xing shook his head and upper body together.
"A student is angry with you? The Eight Heavenly Kings? β
The 'Swinging Tree' shook even harder.
In the end, Lin Xing himself stood still, and said with a sad face: "Sister Fangfang, what should you do today?" β
Qiu Fangfang was speechless for a long time before she shook her head helplessly and said: "I've seen a raw rake, I've never seen you so out of tune, I really admire your five-body throw." β
Lin Xing looked at her with a pleading look.
Qiu Fangfang tilted her head and squinted at him from behind her sunglasses: "Today is the official class, the first period is morning reading, you just let them read the text aloud." β
βOKοΌβ Lin Xingfeng rushed out.
Qiu Fangfang: "......"
Looking at the students under the podium holding textbooks and reading Lang Lang, as an educator, Lin Xing felt deeply gratified.
Seeing the black and thin standing out from the crowd, holding a book pestle and thinking listlessly, Lin Xing felt unbearable, "Come on, come on, take your little bench back." β
The black thin man was stunned and asked, "Then what are you sitting on?" β
Lin Xing smiled proudly: "I'll guard the warehouse with Teacher Qiu, it's not a matter of minutes to get a chair, you can help me get it when you go back!" β
As he spoke, he heard a voice from the doorβ"Report!" β