Recap: The Flash, one of the consciences and foodies of the Justice League, is celebrating his birthday. Angel Wayne, the eldest son of the Wayne family, an angel with money and connections, decides to give the Flash a special birthday present. This birthday gift is to provide a contract for the Flash Barry Barron and his future grandson Bart Allen, as long as the Flash cooperates with the commercial, he will not have to worry about running around without money to buy energy bars and chocolates in the future.

The Flash was smashed by a pie falling from the sky, so he signed the contract without saying a word, and waited to shoot the commercial. The Flash is the #conscience of the industry#, and after signing the contract, he also went to watch the advertisements placed on TV, mainly food commercials, of course. He looked at it and thought it wasn't difficult at all, wasn't it just eating, eating? Is there anything else you can eat?

It can only be said that the Flash is a layman, but fortunately, the advertising planners who plan the advertisement are also laymen, but they are big-name laymen: except for Batman Bruce Wayne who is not involved, the other four founders of the Justice League (Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter) have all made suggestions, although Angel is not the founder, but he is also involved as a first-line superhero and the overall planner of this time, and is responsible for the coordination.

In this situation of #Flowers Blooming Twice#, the day has come for the Flash to shoot commercials.

Advertisers are worthy of being food tycoons, rich and capricious, the team that shoots advertisements from directors to makeup artists are all big names in the advertising industry, the venue fee is not stingy, and the energy bars for tasting are also in boxes.

The Flash was also surprised when he saw the boxes of energy bars at first, wasn't it just an advertisement? Still need so much? Ding--Is the rest for him to take home? That makes sense, this food tycoon is such a nice guy, God bless you.

I hope God bless anyone, now is really not the time to make a decision, The Flash-

Before the official start of filming, it is natural to make preparations, such as putting on makeup, changing into costumes or something. But for the Flash, his selling point is the Flash itself, who knows if he takes off the suit, of course, the suit must not be taken off, and taking it off is equivalent to falling off the horse. So the only part that can make up is the lower half of the face exposed by the mask, and the Flash doesn't know how the makeup artist can be so tinkering, so the makeup artist with long hair and an orchid finger on half of his face tinkered with it for half an hour. In the end, with #Thunderbolt#, he gave Flash a business card and picked his palm.

The straight man Flash didn't know why, thinking that the male makeup artist was his fan, so he also found the signature pen with #Lightning#, signed the business card, and gave it back to others.

Makeup Artist: "......"

Green Lantern, who was watching with relish, behind the surveillance screen, touched his chin: "I bet that makeup artist is asking The Flash for a shot." ”

Superman, who is also a straight man: "...... No way. ”

"Do you still need to bet? It must be that he was silently taking advantage of the Flash when he was applying makeup, and the Flash didn't feel it? Wonder Woman Diana said with hatred that iron is not made of steel.

“+1。” Martian Manhunter Ryan silently turned his head to Angel, who had not spoken, and the other superheroes followed suit. Angel seemed to blink blankly, and then said slowly, "If you want to know how many of you rank on the list of the most popular gay people, I can share it with you." ”

Silence, silence again.

Rong Eun, who usually shows people with a green bald head, looked left and right and felt that he was safe, so he first cleared his throat and broke the silence. Young Master Angel, who saw through Qiē, smiled and said, "Don't worry about Rong En, you are on the list, the aesthetics of earthlings have always been inclusive." ”

Rongen: "......" doesn't sound so subtle, but in the spirit of #Solo is better than everyone#, he asked, "Who's at the top of the rankings?" Superman, or Batman? "In the world, it is still Superman who is the most famous. Batman doesn't belong to Superman's bright hanging, but the sense of contradiction is also more inspiring to human inquiry, isn't it?

"It's Clark." As soon as Master Angel's words came out, the other friends were congratulating Superman, especially Green Lantern, and he also used a green light ring to visualize the ceremony.

Superman: "......"

This topic stopped in such a timely manner, it can be said that it is not #Dead friends, immortal poor #, and then look at the Flash's big sweetheart, the advertisement has begun to shoot, and the director is asking The Flash to eat energy bars with the expression of #Be elegant and not dirty#.

The Flash struggled to figure out what it meant to be elegant and unstained, but to no avail.

Next, The Flash deeply understood why people say that people who engage in art are crazy, because after being elegant and not dirty, the director successively asked him to make expressions such as "I am willing to throw myself into darkness for the sake of light", "Although my heart hurts, I don't care", "I don't love her, I love her", "I'm so happy that the earth is going to be extinct" and so on.

The Flash's heart is broken, he really just eats an energy bar!! Shouldn't you eat an energy bar and think "this energy bar is really tasty, it tastes great, I highly recommend it"? Why is it this kind of inner drama that sounds unclear, but is definitely very rich!

But think of the boxes of energy bars that come with them for free, Barry!

"Very good, this 'I will not hesitate to do anything if the world is ruined' expression is very well done."

The Flash: Are ...... serious, director?

The fuck-up thing wasn't over yet, just after the Flash ate and ate more energy bars rich in fierce confrontation with inner drama, the director told him: "The test shoot just now is very good, you have a lot of talent as an advertising model, and then we will officially start filming." ”

The Flash: "......!! "You must be kidding me!! Unfortunately, it's really not, because then the director came up with an advertising proposal, "Our advertising plan is tailor-made for you, and it will definitely show your excellent ability as a Flash." The idea of the first ad is #Faster, Higher, Stronger#, so we need you to make a comparison, and all of them are for the effect of the ad. ”

After reading the advertising plan, the Flash immediately understood, isn't it just that after eating the energy bar, he runs faster, jumps higher, and becomes stronger? The director also said that it was for the advertising effect, and the Flash really wanted to finish filming early now, but when it was time to actually shoot, the Flash was dumbfounded, and he seriously suspected that the advertising planning he watched and the advertising planning that the director saw were two versions! Why is it faster to run faster, and it is faster to change clothes in public? Can this really be played on TV? Won't it be immoral!

- Yes, since the first time he met Angel, Angel was exposed by Angel of #童言无ji# that it was a crime to change clothes in public, and the Flash has been very ashamed to change his ways. Of course, it's not that he hasn't changed his clothes in public since then, but he'll find a place where no one is really around when he changes his suit.

The Flash brought up this question euphemistically, and the director said: "This is to make the advertisement more interesting, and besides, the public will only think of your contribution to world peace after the transformation, where will they think of that." Or will you stop being a superhero for this reason? ”

It's not unreasonable, and this hat is really high, the Flash feels that there is nothing to twist, so he nodded and agreed, but the problem comes again, the costume that needs him to change is an energy bar packaging suit, which is not a big problem, given that the suit is also made of a mask, you won't see all of his face, it's just that the original advertising star of the energy bar is a cartoon hamster, and the so-called energy bar packaging suit is a hamster doll costume in layman's terms!

"Don't you think it's cute?"

Not at all!

"Okay."

The Flash originally thought that the director was going to give up the funny hamster doll costume, but he didn't expect the director to turn around and take out the advertising contract he signed at the beginning: "It indicates that under the premise of not violating ethics and morality, and the righteous idea of the public sense, you must cooperate with our advertising shooting, otherwise we can sue you for breach of contract." ”

The liquidated damages followed by zero, which made the Flash, who was an ordinary hard-working office worker, think about it again and again...... Succumbed. Isn't it just a change of hamster doll costume? It's not a change of women's clothes, cough, take a closer look at that funny hamster doll costume is still quite cute.

After monitoring the screen, the superheroes who have no companion love laughed so hard that their cheeks were sour, but the hamster doll costume, everyone looked at Green Lantern with subtle expressions, Green Lantern: "...... What happened to hamsters? Hamster: It's cute, okay? ”

I have to say here that the new packaging of the energy bar tailored for the Flash is a big hamster, in fact, this fits the temperament of the Flash's family, a good neighbor of the public, a good pet of the alliance, a foodie man with a capital letter.

"Did we say anything? Your heart is empty. Diana raised her eyebrows, the queen's temperament was fully revealed, and the Green Lantern rolled over a white cloud: "You didn't say anything, you wrote everything on your face." Angel, are you leaving? But the commercial hasn't finished filming yet. ”

"#天下没有不散的筵席#," Angel Shiran said, paused and added, "I was wrong, #世界上没有不漏风的墙#, based on the fact that the Young Titans were on their way to see the excitement, I can infer that it was Clark who revealed this, given that Clark and Tim have a good relationship." Of course, a large part of the process was passively revealed by Clark, and I can understand that. So, now you can think about how to appease the fried hamster. ”

Although Tim did not join the Young Titans, as the eldest brother's black-hearted little padded jacket, he usually helps the eldest brother run errands, and he is Robin who has the best relationship with Superman, plus he has been influenced by the eldest brother, and he is doing a prosperous detective career.

Green Lantern/Wonder Woman/Martian Manhunter all looked at Superman, Clark: "......" sounds wrong, right?

The Flash is already on his way to knowing the truth, and the next direction of the story will probably become inappropriate for children... bar.

- Well, in any case, the Justice League is on the path of justice as always.