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I am most annoyed by this kind of distribution of benefits, so let's flash it first!

"Gentlemen, I'll keep 50% of the cucumber technology, and you can distribute the rest yourself! By the way, the 26 countries of the European Union no longer participate in the distribution of the equity of the cucumber! ”

With that, Ike ran away with a thud, and scurried out like a rabbit in the eyes of the world. Then the Great Pumpkin Transport landed, carrying Ike into the sky and disappearing into the sky......

Now, it is the turn of the President of the United States and the leaders of various countries to have a headache.

1% for each of the 8 countries around the Amazon jungle, Ecuador leases 1% of the equator, and China contributes 1% of the Shenlongjia jungle, a total of 10%.

Then, because of the mecha fighting competition and the LOL game competition, the great god sent out a total of 20 plastic cucumbers.

Based on 0.1% per cucumber, it is a total of 2%.

By the way, the great god said that the 26 countries of the European Union will no longer participate in the distribution of cucumber equity. So, how do they count the plastic cucumbers in their country?

Damn, it's too complicated!

At this moment, the President of the United States only felt that his head was big.

"Everyone, everyone, so be it! Today I will have a day off, and tomorrow I will have a banquet at the White House to entertain the leaders of various countries, and by the way, I will have a meeting to discuss the distribution of the tree of life! What do you guys think? ”

Isn't this an opportunity for the major powers to exert strong diplomacy?

As soon as the US president's words fell, the leaders of China and Russia immediately nodded in agreement, and then Australia, South Korea, India and other countries also agreed......

And so it was settled.

The leaders of the countries began to return home on transport ships to arrange work.

The matter of the tree of life will be handled by the equator staff first.

Half an hour later, in the midst of the concerns of the world leaders, the Tree of Life devoured the body of the condemned prisoner. To everyone's surprise, the little tree grew a little taller, and the leaf of life became 5.

Informed by this, Governments have become more active.

Tonight, the whole world is in turmoil.

Foreign ministers are on the move to begin their diplomatic efforts for tomorrow's first Cucumber Alliance General Assembly.

Ecuador. Presidential palace.

"Report: The Foreign Secretary is here!"

The Ecuadorian president felt a chill in his heart, and then nodded solemnly: "Please let him in!" ”

"Yes!"

Under the guidance of the staff of the Presidential Palace, Foreign Minister Hiroshi approached the President's Office in great strides.

"Good evening, Mr. President!"

"Hello, Foreign Minister! Is there anything important about your visit? ”

The Foreign Minister nodded and said directly: "I am appointed by the government to buy 0.5% of the cucumber equity in your country!" Mr. President, please make an offer! ”

As soon as these words came out, the Ecuadorian president was furious and stood up in an instant: "Impossible! It's impossible! Our government will never sell any equity in Cucumber Technology, let alone 0.5%, even 0.1%, 0.01% is impossible! ”

Hearing this, the Foreign Minister said disdainfully: "Mr. President, I think your country may not have figured out the current situation. So, allow me to do the math for you! ”

"The respected cucumber god has put 50% of the equity of cucumber technology out! Because of the relationship between the Amazon jungle, the Shenlongjia forest and the two competitions, 12% has been divided so far, and only 38% is left! ”

"And how many powerhouses are there in the Pumpkin Alliance? 88 countries, excluding the 26 countries of the European Union, there are 62 countries left. Do you think our 62 countries only have 38%, how much can each country share? ”

“0.5%？ Or 0.2? You have 2% in Ecuador, and we say that China, the United States, and Russia will be willing? Do you think this is realistic? Is it realistic?! ”

At this moment, the Ecuadorian president was shocked, and endless fear suddenly surged into his heart.

He finally reacted at this point.

Ecuador's 2% stake has become a hot potato. The Prime Minister's words are indeed true, all the countries of the Pumpkin Alliance are strong countries, even small countries like Pakistan, they are also strong countries.

Because, they have mastered the technology of the big pumpkin battleship!

Will the strong country be willing to let the weak country monopolize the most benefits?

No way!

It's impossible!

"Your Excellency Foreign Minister, please wait a moment, we will convene a meeting to discuss it immediately."

With that, the Ecuadorian president anxiously ran out of the door to convene an emergency meeting.

Half an hour later, the meeting ended.

The President of Ecuador and the Minister of Foreign Affairs came to his office at the same time and said to the Prime Minister: "Your Excellency, Foreign Minister, we have agreed to sell the equity of Cucumber, but not 0.5%, but 0.2%!" ”

Hearing this, Foreign Minister Ben smiled.

"Okay, deal!"

At this point, the deal is struck. This is an exchange of interests under the interference of power, and this is an unfair exchange.

However, there is no room for resistance in Ecuador.

Because, in the last physical change, Ecuador lagged behind, and one step behind is one step behind.

Now even the smallest country in the Pumpkin Union has the force to threaten Ecuador.

I can't resist it!

Today, Ecuador doesn't dare to ask for too much, just hoping to catch the last train of this biological revolution.

Otherwise, when the next technology of the great god is born, Ecuador will not be able to participate.

With this in mind, the President of Ecuador personally sent the Prime Minister out.

Ten minutes later, the foreign ministers of the two countries signed the equity transfer documents......

In the immediate aftermath of this deal, the Chinese foreign minister also came to the door in person. Then there are the US Secretary of State, the Russian Foreign Minister, the South Korean Foreign Minister, the Canadian Foreign Minister......

All the great powers have come to dig into the corners of Ecuador!

Coincidentally, other countries with cucumber stakes were also threatened by these hungry wolves tonight. Even the Brazilian government, which is also a member of the Pumpkin Union, is no exception.

You must know that the great god only gave up 50% of the shares, but he wants so many countries to share it?

Every country barely has a 1% share, so do you still want to monopolize the 1%?

Dream!

If you don't sell a little to everyone, even if you are a member of the Pumpkin Alliance, we will initiate a vote in the alliance and expel you Brazil!

Politics is like this, and when the forces are equal, the interests must be equal.

Otherwise, the whole world is the enemy!

Do you think anyone is as strong as the United States?

You must know that even a big country like China needs to be a white rabbit for many years!

……

By 4 a.m., the Amazon jungle eight had sold most of their cucumber stakes.

Now, very little of them are left in their hands, only 0.2%!

Outraged, the eight gathered in Brazil to discuss countermeasures.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we in the eight countries of South America need to unite! Otherwise, we simply cannot survive in this cruel competition of nations. The President of Brazil spoke out.

The leaders nodded in unison.

Yes, we need to join forces.

Not only do we need to join forces, but we also need to find more foreign help.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a proposal: go to Africa and bring in some countries with strong capital. It's like the practice of Far Eastern China in the past. In the face of the blockade of Western countries, they used Africa as a breakthrough and finally won the position of permanent member of the United Nations. ”

"Here, I propose that we give up 0.1% of each of the 88 and sell them to African countries and bring them into the Cucumber Alliance!"

As soon as these words fell, the eight South American countries were overjoyed.

Good offer!

What a great proposal!

According to the distribution precedent of the big pumpkin, no matter how much or too little the stake is, you will be eligible to join the alliance. As long as you can join the alliance, you can gain benefits from the super technology of the great gods.

"Okay, that's it! Immediately ask your foreign ministers to call African countries and tell them that as long as they support our eight South American countries, we are willing to sell their shares in cucumbers to them at 0.01% each! ”

……

"Jingle bell!" "Jingle bell!" ……

Africa's smaller governments received calls from eight countries in South America.

At this moment, the leaders of all countries burst into tears.

We have a chance, we have a saved!

As long as we can buy cucumber equity, we are eligible to join the cucumber alliance. At that time, those terrible powers will not come to us for war.

After all, we are also members of the Great God Alliance!

"Buy, buy, buy! Buy even if you pay for everything! ”

"If you don't have cash, you can use oil, you can use resources, you can use everything!"

"In order to join the Cucumber Alliance, we are willing to pay everything except national sovereignty!"

Because of the greed of the great powers of the Pumpkin Alliance, the world pattern has completely changed tonight.

A new behemoth is about to take shape.

It is bigger than the Watermelon Alliance, the Pumpkin Alliance, and the Winter Melon Alliance, because it stands on top of the three alliances.

Its name is --

Cucumber Alliance!

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